George Carlin - Complete List of Dirty Words (Carnegie)

[bandslashgirl]

*worships video*

[bassharmonica1]

i'm going to say these out loud either in spanish class or durring lunch. thumbs up if you think i should

[LightArcanine59]

I'm noticing a surprising lack of "manually-operated-flesh-color­ed-yogurt-slinger!"

And I'm sorry about the excessive hyphens, but OCD will do that to a guy.

[esme553]

Closed Captions FTW

[evilferris]

Ok. 2 feet or so.

[evilferris]

He read it off a scroll that was several feet long. I listened to this in middle school about 900X and wrote them all down and carried that wad of paper with me for a year or more.

[Targetsignal2]

OMFG!!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!I am sitting here laughing my ass off with tears running down my face!!! Oh man!!!

[LeMarquisDivin]

The only one he didn't include is "68 which is 'you do me and I'll owe you one.'" It was never on his list at Carnegie, but it most certainly merits inclusion. Think he would've appreciated it.

[midnatwilight56]

this is hillarious!!! XDDD gotta love George Carlin!!

[jvlivs2]

Now THAT is literally a laundry list right there. There are actually names of drinks with (some of) these words.

[fathersky24688642]

george carlin win

[celticfuck]

how the hell does he remember all this shit?!?!?

[atyu123456789]

Its the most amazing part of his performance....the dedication.

[eroticdriving]

If you know his "Modern Man" poem, it took him six months to memorize... so I would assume he just goes over it again and again until he got it sounding just right and it was impossible not to remember.

[JoeyBieg]

He had a list with him if you watch it, plus, you can hear the paper.

BTW the uploader's name is awesome.

[hinro]

He had a list on the wall from what I've heard. going to watch it in the morning so I'll be finding out.

[theredblueblurr]

he read it off a list. i have the video. it'd be hard as fuck to remember it all in your head

[lolatmyage]

he read it off a list :D

[Matzes]

@celticfuck he reads it from a list ;) watch the video

[beatlequeen06]

Omg, this is too funny! XD

[bixbyglaser]

What a funny guy!

[JazzyJonas]

It seems as though "fuck" is the only word left keeping the censors in business.

[vitunpaskiainen]

MONGOLIAN CLUSTER-FUCK ftw

[HBKshowstopper635]

UP THE OLD DIRT ROAD! ha that was too funny

[VistroTheTroll]

RobRob from Solitary 3.0 recited all of these without a list or a prompter or a screen without studdering without missing a single one (I took roll call, took me a week) on his Application video.

[sakuraXmoto]

me and my friends were rolling laughing at this.pure genius.I miss mr.carlin.

[s4howard2]

He forgot "Cuntflap" lol hahaha jk

[DisneyMagicDreamer85]

The One-eyed Wonder Worm!!!

Funnier than shit!!!!!!!!!

I believe Carlin must've gone to heaven, cause God would've been too busy laughing his balls off to send him to hell.

I genuinely hope there's humor in heaven, otherwise we're all fucked.

[Izzy244]

You got that right!

[DisneyMagicDreamer85]

Thx :)

[fullmetalx91]

is it just me, or did he say "piece of ass" twice?

[Melidian1]

2:18 and again at 3:16 - he did indeed say it twice!

[fullmetalx91]

Damn... we're good.

[NeutralityMutuality1]

This is funny, as hell.

Georg Carlin, you where a funny mother fucker!

Rest in peace!

Peace.

[milograamans]

subtitles should be aligned with the audio

[MercuryClock]

Yeah. Just have each word appear as it's said, as opposed to scrolling across the screen at a constant speed.

[tikiux5]

I wana learn to say all these in order

[Musicaphilliac]

'eat me, fuck you, up your ass, get laid, fuck off!"

best part

[Authorityfigures]

he doesn't actually say the 68: which is you do me and I'll owe you one line. He says that in another one.

[robcas123]

i'ts sheer potery when he says "sit on my face"

funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lawlrskatz]

Oh holy ballsack, this is so badass

[heehomaster]

That just goes to show nothing can or ever will take his place

[Resetti64]

This is a great reference!

[promeca88]

Where can I find them in a text list?

[iampeglegmoe]

i appreciate the posting but the timing is to quote george a "mongolian clusterfuck" you could have pretty easily set up the words on the screen to be in sync wiht what he was saying

[oreillysucks]

coulda, shoulda, woulda.. oh well :)

it's fun to watch him catch up to the list

[iampeglegmoe]

true enough he falls behind alot then just suddenly whips ahead and beats the list to the end