Playing In The Dirt

[loldecepticonlol]

2:45 Sounds like my girlfriend.

[combustication07]

we have some GREAT local tunes in NC oh yeah

[denitson777]

dude,you are the most charming creature on the whole universe.

[obsquatch]

That kinda freaks me out.

[FuckinPansyPirate]

sweet music!!!!!!!

[obsquatch]

North Carolina is pumping out some of my favorite tunes these days.

[novanine]

I'd say you can be fairly charming.

Nice plants man. Do you talk to them?

More to the point, do they talk to you?

[obsquatch]

I do talk to them, sweet talk, pillow talk, dirty talk, talk of dreams and desires. Then I beg them to take me back after I buy a new one.

[novanine]

Plants are such fickle mistresses.

Man, I've gotta say - the comment you left on 'that religion blog' over at Horbawrong was pure poetry. In fact, I felt the need to mildly proposition you in my comment.

[tedebambu]

You are Charming :)

[BigmackZach]

i love watching thses vids

[obsquatch]

And they love watching... girls make out with other girls.

[Iheartprofessorsnape]

start bashing the baby seal...I just don't see it :P

[obsquatch]

Not only does the truth hurt, it's gonna disfigure this innocent, wide-eyed seal pup. Anything to make you happy, lady.

[Snowgoggles]

Obviously filmed over the weekend cause it's cold and rainy today. I wanna make love to you!

[obsquatch]

actually, it was a couple weeks ago. I'm living in the past, lover.

[Takarafire]

Confessions of a charming plant molester....

I hope you're not pulling a Phil Collins on any of those cactus's mister.

Dangerous stuff right there.

[obsquatch]

Splinters. Splinters in unspeakable places.  Splinters in my nightmares. Splinters.

[FalconNeko]

this bloody thing wont let me post what i wana say

[obsquatch]

Try using a sledgehammer.  I find it works quite nicely.

[FalconNeko]

test

[obsquatch]

Is this gonna be on the final?

[NapalmXD]

Green is purity! Favorite color for the win!

[AngloBaptist]

Sexfist needs to know about your current marketing campaign. Good work, Brother 'Squatch! Another shot for the suculents!

[nightshadelives40]

you're a charming plant fucker. question how do you fuck a plant? I mean where's the asshole? lol

[misspacman08]

uh oh he lol'd you. better throw some dirt at him.

[obsquatch]

Although this qualifies as one of the funniest comments I've ever seen for many reasons...

1) It compliments me yet simultaneously insults me

2) It is an intriguing quandary, how does one fuck a plant?

3) Without coming right out and saying it, this comment implies that I am gay, which is way more effective

...but all positive aspects of this comment are negated by the obligatory yet completely unnecessary use of "lol."

This was close to the perfect comment. Now get a mop and clean that shit

[nightshadelives40]

well in that case, all I have to say is one thing........fuck you krumbine.

[obsquatch]

perfect. Well played, good sir.

[achigurh]

what is your favorite nitrogen to phosphoros to potassium mix for this time of year?.. i'm a urea kinda guy myself.

[obsquatch]

I like liquid seaweed. The stuff in the video is 0.1 - 1 - 1. I use a balanced plant food that is 20-30-20 NPK once a month on plants that I think could use a kick in the nuts. I also kick them in the nuts if they look at me wrong.

[obsquatch]

Epitome of charming! Absolutely Majestic! I think I just hit the ceiing again. Nap time!

[jenzatron]

I think you should get "I am a plant fucker" on a tshirt. And then go to a plant nursery and go to town on some fern.

[obsquatch]

Awesome awesome awesome. It might be a bit of a haul for you, but I'd film it, from all the "pro" angels if you can do it at my work. I'd even join in and we could get bark-burn together.

Off topic, how do you feel about me getting naked, cause I am, right now...

[RisuMiso]

Looks like yagermister for plants. I'm trying my hand at keeping my second orchid named "cheese" alive. I suck. I figured it would be easier to keep it alive in Tokyo versus Northern Canada, as they seem to hate the cold.

[obsquatch]

I've had some luck with orchid, but after you watch people ogle them every hour of every day, I start to get sick of them. I've been searching for something called a myra orchid which supposedly looks like a female wasp and only blooms when there are no female wasps around, and is then pollinated by hordes of horny male wasps. Wait... do I really want hordes of horny male wasps in my apartment? Yes.

[RisuMiso]

Hordes of horny male wasps... sounds kinky.