eddie griffin- voodoo child (ebonics)

[thaimasters]

Joe hold her from behind... Yeah..

[NexusDarkworld338]

I'm showing my age, i remember the imaginary soldier games and the doll porn

[hazmak]

you know willy nigga, you know willy!!

[Mus13Fam]

WOW this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[STLFOOLISH]

man dis dude should be bigger than dis .. i mean hes one of da funniest comics

[TheMiamiHeatFan6]

he has the funniest facial expressions and voices..thumbs up if yu agree

[supervirtuouswoman]

He is funnnnnnny!!!! I love Eddie Griffin.

[ThePrezCrashCov]

Hahaha!!! Evenin'

[smokintheblaze]

For any of you that didn't understand the ebonics part at :37 (LOL), here's the breakdown:

"Hey, what's going on, teacher? Sorry I was late, but my friend and I had to leave, because the cops was on my ass, right right right?"

[draziom902]

hahah Eddie Griffin is the funniest comedian i seen. He makes me laugh so hard.

[draziom902]

Best Comedian Ever. This guy is cinematic in his comedy. Awesome.

[AlastorDarkAngel]

We do need teachers willing to put a foot in these kid's asses and so do the parents. when the elders was growing up the whole neighborhood would woop their asses if they did he shit these kids are doing today. im whoopin my kids fuck yall XP

[PatersonPlayground]

what was this show called

[theotherloser]

model pratap lol

[moneytalkzbitch]

he funny

[TrippleH655321]

lol black comedians r the best american ones.

[YungMrMagic]

I was WAITING on a chance to get in the classroom and flex my english skills HERE HERE, HERE HERE see LMFAO. eddie griffin is a fuckin FOOL lmao

[CaptianCuick]

I think the best thing about eddie griffin, is that he is so animated, so realistic. and his impressions are so dead on it's hysterical.

[ttpro21]

at 5:30 does he say " all the wind i thought i owned" or " all the weed i thought i owned" ?

[koolaidshaya]

@ttpro21 - i believe he says wind :]

[ttpro21]

@koolaidshaya i thought it was weed because it does kinda sound like it and it, to me, makes a lot of sense too. like hes smoking weed all the time and its like in his system and when that teacher hit him, all of the weed inside him, like all the weed he was smoking, came out and then someone came and put that weed (which is by the way in " airy shape")in a bag and head it on sale ;) so i ask again are u sure that he says "wind" ? ^^

[HolTukIj]

@ttpro21 sure man, whatever

[flexwheelR]

whos that guy in the video with the blue outfit and blue hat?

[559LOSO]

eddie is a fuckin tripp i swear lmaoo

[LillaKrisu]

i love his laugh :D

[Mandinko23]

i agree with what he said, we play with our friends, and we used to beg to go outside.

[untouched671]

nah man nah blackboard dis nigga duh blackest nigga ive ever seen LMAO

[AirPegasus777]

Kids got PHD's in the shit!!!!! LMAO True

[TheSaswatam]

thnx 4 uploadng...god bless u......

[murder2mooqs]

IF this is not your favorite comedian, I don't know what the hell your doing with your life! LOOL!!! 

[TheFuzion619]

Eddie is the man...

[kahea2018]

mine was ken giving it to Jem

[kc20us]

why do cowardly racist white people get on the internet and type things they would never say to a black person in real life?? grow up & get a life

[weirdchick216]

@kc20us I like how they know all the black videos on Youtube and come to comment on them lol. I know I don't know what kinds of videos they watch.

[tune5k]

know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? know what i'm sayin? that's all i heard for 10 minutes.

[myth7777]

@tune5k then maybe you should open your ears and listen more.

[tune5k]

@myth7777 i did....i'm telling you thats what he said every other sentence basically. why do black people always seek affirmation on something by saying "know what i'm sayin?" all the time?

[myth7777]

@tune5k we're not seeking affirmation on anything it's just how we talk...know what I'm sayin?

[ph1484]

@myth7777 From the perspective of rhetoric, it's actually a great conversation engager. Questions are essential in conversation and what turns monologue into dialogue. So a comdey show - at its core, a long winded monologue - is articially turned a conversation when it is not even close to being so. But questions (even a simple KWIS) help engange the audience.

There are, of course, people like Paul Williams who take it too far..........

[myth7777]

@tune5k know what I'm sayin, can be a question, comment, request etc it's just depends on how you say it and when you say it, but when you do the person you're talking to tends to know what you're sayin....except you of course but it's ok.

[murder2mooqs]

@myth7777

loooooooooooooooooooool

[LaPutaUtd]

nigga i dont feel like it:

I caan understand that XD

[jeljel4]

this ain't legal LOL

[TheOriginalCoasta]

rofl he became british XD

[MrDomo619]

Man you kno im high. i been high all yr this aint no kne shit to u man....It aint like you dont smoke weed

[MrDomo619]

haha my step dad sound like mr speech...he hit me so hard i forgot wat air was

[SolaOlosunde]

can u like send me the WHOLE voodoo child show?? my e-mail is Hazekustomznyc@yahoo.com

[aliceinchains898]

"nigga i am a joint sniff ma sleeve sniff ma sleeve" "raise off me big nigga" lmfao

[fktheworld]

i just called him "evening" LOL

[MAGNIFICENT5000]

"like throwing a grape at his head" lol dis shit is hilarious..klassik

[vonte14321]

bhhhaaaa baaaahhhh hhaaaa baaa bhhh

[Jazzybaby88]

" i could understand that" lol

[shafici07]

funny

[DuKaSeRBiAPaIn]

ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah­ahhah

[SHSBBy10]

Lmao. "Nigga I don't want too."

[aevi09]

this aint legal!!!!!

[DJKEE96ENT]

classic

[philxx100]

lmao

[45wii]

hahahaha.all the wind i owned

[roogbouwman]

I'am a joint, sniff my sleeve (LOL)

[Gossage54]

This was from 1997, it's called Eddie Griffin Voodoo Child. I remember watching this on HBO at the time. It's too bad Eddie's stand up career isn't more respected. This one show alone shows his talent. Very underrated and innovative stand up comedian.

[timekeeper20ARC]

when was this performed

[soulstealer3]

I smoke a duB B4 I hit scKool 2 ha-ha

[brooklynontop718]

teachers carrying pistols now too lmao

[aahhhshaddap]

not funny

[whdunkley]

ahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

[90seffectssuck]

y u wanna fuk up my hi? lmao

[MaliBabe02]

funny ass helll!!! but the outfit hahahhaahha omg ????

[okubizzle]

he look like ghostface killah.

[whdunkley]

it was '97

[evoteck]

first porno!!  hahaha very true

[nelsboom555]

that som funny shit right there ma nigga

[JesusManson323]

English from the American South - TRAILER-ONICS

[TheOnlyNo1King]

''You know what I'm sayin.....''

[oluwalogbon58]

african dialect? oh get out of here!! lol! stick to your ebonics and your ghetto ho language..

[360reason]

Punk ass teachers is right!....hahaha "this aint LEGAL!!!!!" hahahahaha

[slytherdude]

why you wona fuck up my high LOL

[Slassh69x]

@slytherdude nigga i am a joint sniff my sleeve fool LMFAO

[JoshFF745]

ya know what I'm sayin!

[skins2717]

LOL at 8:01-8:08!

[saprissa9]

holy shit that really was my first porno. my soldiers fucking barbies hahahahahaha.

[radiokilla02]

da teacher sittin there:wat da hell is he saying? XD

[efwickedsick]

little jhonny omg!!!!!!! hahahahaha

sniff ma sleve!!!!

[Fele75]

looks like eddies been watchin a lot of richard pryors shit

[supaswagg18]

1.13 trew 1.17 was the best part LMAO!

[arehgnas]

LOL IM ACTUALLY GONNA USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE if im ever late for school lol!!! wut he says at :50 !!

[keephustlin]

BEST COMEDIAN EVER! lmaoooo

I am not even black.. I am a foreigner but I can relate to some of this shit.

[MegaBris]

He is funny, its just that he's too vulgar...

[Pekeno201]

hes just behing real, hes talking the same way he would talk with his friends, instead of having that formal barrier, most of people are vulgar, i dont see any problem with cursing as long as its in the right envirnoment, you dont want to do it in at work or around some kids you feel me?

[Kds7777]

lol ya, especially that playoutside and asswhoopin i got from ma GRANDMA lol

[maknam]

His flow is amazing !

[Sillastrybarn]

*sniff my sleave nigga!, sniff my sleave!!..hahaha

[urckey]

joe fuckin barbie

[mrthinksalot]

THIS AINT LEGAL!!!! hahahaahaha

[theend1245]

i Love Eddie Griffen !!!

[damon2nice]

im playn ya ya ya ya LMAO

[bootyliciousmama561]

nigga i dont feel lyk it lol

[WILL7042K7]

one of the most under rated comics

[mrdolike]

@WILL7042K7 or is he rated under?

[SuperKaboi]

eddie's sure one funny m@!!

[shariganz]

LOve this stuff!FUNNY

[biluta4smoke]

i keep watchin this since winter

[DuoForbidden]

"Mama...Mama....Can I uh....c-c-can I go outside?"

"Not till' you finish yo homework!"

"You get on my damn nerves."

"What you say?"

"Nuttin!"

LMAO.

[BriBThizzin]

8:02 - 8:09 lol theres sum of those in our neighborhood

[MerkedByMee]

nigga , i am a joint. sniff ma sleeve!

[walternokomashala]

wow

[walternokomashala]

fuck me that was hittlers moves on 01:14 very funny

[GuttaMobsta]

Nigga i dont feel like it-

aight i can understand dat- LOL

[Alida4ever15]

"Nigga i am a joint"

[diggerjoe1]

rotten little fuckers ha ha

[Alida4ever15]

Joe fucking barbie lolz..

[zabeh]

nigga i dont feel like it !!! lmao!

[maxbibby1987]

"all the wind i though i owned"

LOL

[07liberian]

Snot-Stache LOL

[Creomac707]

i used to have to smoke to get motivated to go to school too

[perlinda1]

eddie murphys bettterrrrrrrrrrrrr

[fgfgherth]

5:26 is the best part

[2MT2MT]

i liike when he laughs at himself

[Dani86Pink]

LMAO! It's true

[defdeezy]

104% true

[huskerjeff1]

Whatever your color, creed, or background...the shit about the g.i. joe was funny as fuck if you grew up in that time space...

[blackesteyes13]

you had to work that motherf*cker!! lol

[holyhoodtv]

good

[swizzbeats1212]

sniff my sleve haha

[DamnIGotIt]

nigga, I dont feel like it... I can understand that!!

[Mahjzik]

Eddie > Katt

[timtipton5071256]

griffin's a genius.....way too funny...

[DamnIGotIt]

haha when u get thrown outta class u gotta perform on the way out hahahahahahahahaha this guys just too good

[dgboy762]

LMFAO. I LOVE THE GERMAN IMMATATION.

[constantinlegrand]

lol

[VampireLuver4ever]

"Evening will kill you"

"Raise up!"

Lol wow Eddis is fuckin amazing.

Funny as hell LMAO

It's so true about how all the kids now adays dont even go play outside with they're friends anymore. I was born in 94 and we were all outside all the time. And now my brother is always inside on the playstation. Lmao

[eaglesheavyhitter]

94? your a young buck talkin like an oldhead

[VampireLuver4ever]

yeah i know. lol

But it's sad that even a few years back in 94 we werent stuck inside all the time.

[looneybun]

in 94 u werent stuck inside? you werent even 1 u idiot! ur one of those kids hes talkin about

[thrtund]

eddie is a fuckin beast.mad props.

[BabyJuelz13]

Eddie: They gonna call the Amb-u-lanse, See ebonics, Ambulance,  And they gone' call yo momma

Lol the way he said that n_n

LOVE YA EDDIE!

[MLK1800]

2:50 Nigguuu Iam a Joint! LMAO

[rjcrimzon]

hahaha black people in the audience!

[drdreak]

nigga i am a joint :d hahahaha lol

[Guitarherogirl25]

i wish i could say bulshit like that

[UnSeRiOuS14]

Nigga was soo big and black I just called him Evening...lol

[antonio93]

Rigggght Rigggght Riggght lol

[jeffrey183rd]

lmfao I think I could drop this big mutha fucka

[gwbomr]

"this nigga was so big and black.... I called him evening!!" lol

[UsherRed]

6:27-6:51 is my personal favorite part:

"Ey Tae-Tae, come on up here to the black board.

- I don't feel like it.

- I can understand that. Y'all talk amongst y'allselves. I brought the stereo in case y'all want to dance or somethin'." - Never gets old...NEVER!

Best comedian ever!

[ttpro21]

i said, nigga-i am a joint lol

[ESCAPEDCONVICT01]

1st porno = joe fuckin barbie lmao

[crypla7]

hee hee, too funny

[Zulfakur]

it is the funniest shit

[Liproll]

"...no, not nothin` - why don´t you turn the fuckin` heat on?! It´s cold in a mothafucka in this big yellow sum-a-bitch!"

loooooooool

[imconceited21]

"we dont need no damn help muthafucka" lmao

[Liproll]

Lol yeah, I wish I could say "motherfucker" like that. Good stuff, good stuff...

[dwhips]

playing outside...........

[eaglesheavyhitter]

your the nigger asshole. eddies black as hell but he aint a nigger hes a nigga

[NatalieSophiaC]

snotstache!

[Manuelm85]

...this aint legal, you better check the student handbook.. LOL!!

[Jonnyblezz]

coach spice aka evening aka the blackest n**** i've ever seen lol fuuny as hell

[monkeypower420]

mine was joe doing she ra lol.

[ChillinChocolate]

LOL "Tay-Tay come up here and read the black board. What if i dont feel like it?"

[fuckparkhill]

reppin that 816 kansas city missouri

[champc988]

LOL "Fuck dat big black motherfucker"

[ihear2paceverywhere]

lol my fav scene is when the kid is talking, and the teacher 'what the hell is he saying?' LMFAO

[ttstith]

People walk up to me n juss stop. i blink they go lol

[popers25]

Why you fuckin up hi high?? DoI come to ur house and fuck up ur high? That was my favorit part it was so funny

[rrichmondboy]

the bitch below me..you did 2 much..you aint funny if yo gaddamn life depended on it you stupid ass summama bitch

[undercoverharry115]

Shutup bitch below me !!!!!!

[KaoruFuma]

i hear her too annoying as hell

[sammimann]

we all learn english didnt we so why the fuck cant our kids learn english ..need no damn help motha fuckaaa!!! i gotta 10 year ol son if he wanna learn german ill put the plato boots on him n let him go ..olankten plantem plnakto sigga bitta agey!!! ahahhaha