i bet if "(sound only)" wasnt in the title, this vid would hav got lower ratings. but trolls dont hav anything to complain about since u put it in the title. good job LOL
@JesusHasAChode Yeah Youtube got this program that make you dance wildly and now they added a new feature for it, so you can pause it and doesnt have to dance wildly every time you watch a video on youtube.
@JesusHasAChode i know you would never have the balls to say that to my face. so have fun enjoying the anonymity of the internet while pissing random people off and insulting them. after doing that crawl back to the hole where u came from you fucking assshole.
Fellow Youtubers if you enjoyed this video like i did then come check my comedy/rap videos out!... I'm just trying to get my name out there and my subscriptions up, cheers!
What's that you say? stop listening to music on youtube and start watching porn? But i like music and it's still early... alright fine we'll do it your way.
goddam the beat is sooooo awesome!! i sang this chorus all day long and pissed my friends off, we got a camp comin up i mma so record this and play it over and over in the cabin at night.... coz i m listening to my penis!!!!
hey this is exactly my fucking very really personal story, emh... except the part of the wife and kid... yeah, this means that he's the poet of our time
The Like/Dislike system, I can live with. I've gotten used to it now.
The new comment layout, fine with me.
But THIS, is just too much too take! The front page has completely lost it's organised, simple layout!I don't know where you get your ideas, but I think I speak for a big part of the community when I say "YouTube, go F*ck yourself."
I hate people who ask for thumbs up, but this is not meant to be funny. This is serious! Give this a thumbs up and copy/paste
this has a moral to it...
NormbrettaMod 6 days ago
<3
giantssakamoto0319 1 week ago
wife and kids lol
CopyriteInfringement 2 weeks ago
i could do this the whole day...
ichdudepp27 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Haha brilliant ending
cska4eva 2 weeks ago
i fuckin love this song xDD
ZombehPandazRawr 2 weeks ago
My penis told me not to bother listening to this.
BarcaBeliever 1 month ago 3
I find this song quite relatable.
MegaCrazyhippie 1 month ago 5
How will i explain this to my wife and kids. Hahahaha brilliant!
cheesepoo55 1 month ago
story of my life
murfalious 1 month ago 2
Taco you are my boy stay reppin in the league
OSUisme 1 month ago
@OSUisme pfffft jon lajoie newfag
TheyCallMeBlackBeard 3 weeks ago
jon lajoie liked this song
jhonnygat1 1 month ago
LIKE if you hate being friendzoned
element123456789100 1 month ago
Lol This Song Says Somthing
tyrellkill12 1 month ago
FINALY A SONG ABOUT JON HIMSELF !!!
TiPhiJo93 2 months ago
пинис
kinderok1 2 months ago 12
the lyrics are actually REALLY good, true and catchy xD!
Xardrion 2 months ago 4
... easy girls, oh yeah, that's why I'm here, but easy girls... :D
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ItsAllConner 2 months ago
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Pharrell didn't make this beat.
No1CeltsFan4Life 3 months ago 3
I can tell pharrell williams made this beat
TheVisitor3 3 months ago
Jon Lajoie 4 President :D
xMw2player95 3 months ago 5
Wow 1:02 describes me
1999express 3 months ago
Why the hell did the cops went after him?
I don't get it.
CadaverRapist 3 months ago
@CadaverRapist Public Nudity?
xMrWalkwayx 3 months ago
@CadaverRapist I think seeing a naked man jerking off warrants a pull-over lol
Caryjane1 3 months ago
Love this!!
ethanfourr 3 months ago in playlist More videos from BullseyeBg
fuking awesome
Ulay2008 3 months ago
i imagine the video should be like a ton of cartoon dick standees going into ear standees crudely held up by the normal crew
NerfFPSRussia 4 months ago
RATIONALITY CANNOT COMPETE WITH ORGASMS.. i swear jon lajoie is so fucking awesome.
GOHABSGO125 4 months ago
lolz why does 1:03 make me think of myself O.o
THExNEXTxHERO 4 months ago
" Pop Song " was playing in the club when he was there lol
PeiinNagato 4 months ago 7
Jon is a Beast and needs to be on the walls all over the world
i have seen all his videos
BrandonGreen4230 4 months ago
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BrandonGreen4230 4 months ago
I would too.
nonamesleft87 4 months ago
IMG STILL THE 1337 LIKER OMG I SOO GOOD AND PRO AND ELITE PRO GAMER TRUE HAXOR MEGA STUFFER
zshadowdudez1 4 months ago 3
@zshadowdudez1 ಠ_ಠ
walabalabingbong 4 months ago
@zshadowdudez1 Are you serious? Your profile seems to say it's not an act.
I have to go with walabalabingbong here: ಠ_ಠ
LesterPeeters 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Jon Lajoie
I WAS THE 1337 LIKER OMFG OMFG IM LEET ELITE PRO GAMER GEEK MOTHER EFERS !!! :DDD OMFG
zshadowdudez1 4 months ago
i bet if "(sound only)" wasnt in the title, this vid would hav got lower ratings. but trolls dont hav anything to complain about since u put it in the title. good job LOL
hazem203 4 months ago 2
i would be a penis if i stopped listening to my genius
bartman464 4 months ago 3
jonlajoie - the actual jon lajoie favourited this
Freshman000000 5 months ago
wove johnreally gets me..always
shafiullahhameed 5 months ago
If you like this type in "Everyday Lazy guy" it's really funny
comedyfan4325 5 months ago
haha lol cool song :D
CRAZYPT22 5 months ago
So five minutes later I'm on the dance floor
Dancing to Kesha and I hate that hoe
And I hate myself and I hate my cock
It's hard as a rock and I have to stop
Listening to my penis
Listening to my penis
I swear I would be a genius If I stop listening to my penis
MarvelVulcan 5 months ago 4
Fuck this songs legit
mynameismyname08 5 months ago 5
MC listenin-to-my-penis
voidshadow6 5 months ago in playlist good stuff
jon lajoie says what my mind wants to say but cant
MrTyronePimp 5 months ago
Fucking good shit!!
Mistanyycguy 5 months ago
this is genius
thespec64 5 months ago
hey I m here to stay
you gonna do everything that I say
first get her drunk it will be easier yo
and if she want to dance yo I DONT GIVE A FUCKKKKKKKKK
zabachuj 5 months ago
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MrKispen 5 months ago
26 people dont listen to their penis
TheStormie456 6 months ago
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Lionblazer 6 months ago
thumbs up if the favorites of jon lajoie brought you here !!! XD
THEstriker333 6 months ago 6
is this song from jon lajoie of course its not
lakedemon1000 6 months ago
@lakedemon1000 yes it is lol
SolidSnake1104 5 months ago
@lakedemon1000 Yes it is. It's on his album I Kill People.
shane809887 5 months ago
@shane809887 tnx
lakedemon1000 5 months ago
@lakedemon1000 No problem.
shane809887 5 months ago
@JesusHasAChode Yeah Youtube got this program that make you dance wildly and now they added a new feature for it, so you can pause it and doesnt have to dance wildly every time you watch a video on youtube.
DManVI 6 months ago
dude jonlajoie has this vid as his favorite :P
LevelTheOrange 6 months ago
@JesusHasAChode He probably pressed this new feuture "Pause" button
DManVI 6 months ago
Jon needs to make a video for this song 8)
20100880 6 months ago 2
To be honest I find this song the best out of Jon Lajoie's 0_O It's so ... catchy.
kfijatass 6 months ago
@JesusHasAChode i know you would never have the balls to say that to my face. so have fun enjoying the anonymity of the internet while pissing random people off and insulting them. after doing that crawl back to the hole where u came from you fucking assshole.
MrFreak0r 6 months ago
did he say voltiare? hes an awesome singer
he did music for billy and mandy
simonrcz 6 months ago
i luv listening 2 my pinis lol
TheWeedsmoker43 6 months ago
25 people didn't listen to their penis
Chantaleploteuse 7 months ago
@GenocidalThoughts To chainsaw girls.
alphermail 7 months ago 2
its faster than on album isnt it?
Speedlink21 7 months ago
why the chainsaw do i listen to my penis
GenocidalThoughts 7 months ago 103
IT'S THE BILLIE JEAN BEAT!!! :)
Crazycupmuffin 7 months ago
catchy
Hoopze101 7 months ago
Ooooo girl, this is my SONG!
mitchinyoface89 7 months ago
Jon needs to make a video for this....
captainknobend 7 months ago 167
History of my life
Bloodhamet 7 months ago
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IM SURE ID BE A GENUIS IS I COULD STOP LISTENING TO MY PENIS!
DMANDUSTYN 7 months ago
IM SURE ID BE A GENUIS IS I COULD STOP LISTENING TO MY PENIS!
DMANDUSTYN 7 months ago
thums up if you also think that Ke$ha is a who'!!!
13SuperJake 7 months ago 3
it is so sad how true the song is
sturgoncomp07 7 months ago 4
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I thought he had no penis.
ruhere4mybangers 7 months ago
mother in law
woman hitler
vNiNjA2011 8 months ago
Jon's dick sounds terrifying
nad330022 8 months ago 4
It's so great!!! :D
jon, just go home and masturbate...
DerGegenstand 8 months ago
I should really be studying... fuck that! Rationality cant compete with orgazms!!!!
stockfischlorenz 8 months ago
Sick Beat!
Shelledsoul 8 months ago
This is the best song ive ever heard
JakeLeeProductions 8 months ago 2
Jon Favourited this! :D
legoandstuff100 8 months ago 6
"How The Hell Am iGonna Explain This To mY Wife And Kid!?" xD Lmao Awesome Song
andreanicole003 8 months ago
Its genuinely a good song wtf, raped replay button 12 times.
CapnKieran 8 months ago
i need lyrics for this
progamerr1 8 months ago
24 people can't stop listening to their penis. :/
TheNichofTime 9 months ago
this is theme song of a friend of mine...
504godzilla 9 months ago
Who thought at 1:19 he said but my *igga?
Logan10Travis24 9 months ago
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YOMINUSTV 9 months ago
i've gotten into so much trouble thanks to my penis
yes2yash 9 months ago 2
What's that you say? stop listening to music on youtube and start watching porn? But i like music and it's still early... alright fine we'll do it your way.
SalmonSoldier 9 months ago
i try to run and thats when i cum surrounded by cops at the brake of dawn
lespaulshreder 9 months ago 3
i should be studying but im listening to my penis xD
CODTSOTDs 10 months ago 7
I find it funny how "In Different Ways" Brought me here xDDD
fatganon101 10 months ago 3
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I have this on my mobile phone :'DD
Lauchilein 10 months ago
OMG the ending.........he always finds a way to mae it really BAD hahahahaha
governergusgus 10 months ago 5
Sounds familiar. But I can't remember...
caglar1900 10 months ago
This beat is da shit !
TheStiffmeister14 10 months ago 4
I got NO homework done today because I was too busy listening to my penis!
exaurius 10 months ago 6
Why didn't I found that on the Jon Lajoie channel?
xxTaKe2xx 10 months ago
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR PUTTING THIS ON!
mikey47B 10 months ago
Very true.
TheAudaciousMe 10 months ago
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WHY AM I ROCKING MY HEAD
xxTaKe2xx 10 months ago
jon lajoie doesn't listen to his pennis cuz he's a lyrical genius
allenkvmusic 10 months ago 3
this dudes a fuckin comic genius
chunks132 10 months ago 5
this guy can write some crazy awesome lyrics :D
Tremari0 10 months ago
Story of my life
thomassoutar 10 months ago
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HouseSawyer 10 months ago
@HouseSawyer and u sir can't spell right:P
numbtesticle 10 months ago
this is so great :) holy shit hahahaha
OMFGABLE1 10 months ago
Great tune
boxingfanofthegame 10 months ago
After listening to this song I kind of feel sorry for men, instead of hating them :-)
nicoleaniolek 11 months ago 6
@nicoleaniolek exactly :D
PosaBunny 10 months ago
OMG its singing what im doing right at this very moment in time!!!!!
vNiNjA2011 11 months ago
this is the story of my life
BillKiernan 11 months ago
22 people arent listening to their penis
RuckasNumbaOneNucka 11 months ago
@RuckasNumbaOneNucka no, they are... but they don't whant to admit it...
MoneyMaker2395 11 months ago
Thank you all for the nice comments (:
BullseyeBg 11 months ago 41
@BullseyeBg Jon Lajoie е най-добрият!! :D
HowYea 7 months ago
@BullseyeBg are you from bulgaria?? 8)
Georgeprouductions 6 months ago 5
@Georgeprouductions Yes, I am.
BullseyeBg 6 months ago 6
@BullseyeBg ahahaha ебати пича, евалата!
dabe95 5 months ago
@BullseyeBg hey fuck you buddy
VxKIDDKRONICxV420 5 months ago
@VxKIDDKRONICxV420 he aint yo buddy, guy >=/
bartman464 4 months ago
jon favorited this so hard
IRussianBOOM 11 months ago
is it normal to abuse the replay button to this song?
poppylov 11 months ago 2
Shake your dick to this shit!
furro69 11 months ago 8
Heh heh he say penis
Engravingsful 11 months ago 3
goddam the beat is sooooo awesome!! i sang this chorus all day long and pissed my friends off, we got a camp comin up i mma so record this and play it over and over in the cabin at night.... coz i m listening to my penis!!!!
APLHAKILLER 11 months ago 3
@APLHAKILLER You're gonna play this over and over to annoy your friends because your penis told you to? Your penis is a dick. >:l
OtakuEmma 11 months ago
man, he's so awesome
Erandis7777 11 months ago
he's a genius
Spuunt 1 year ago
this is not john lajoie
diamantyzeiraj 1 year ago
@diamantyzeiraj it is jon, its from his album "I Kill People"
runescapezhao 1 year ago
@runescapezhao this song is not in his album as i recall
and its not in his channel
diamantyzeiraj 1 year ago
@diamantyzeiraj It is his new album - I Kill People 2010 and yes,its not in his channel but what meaning have this ?
BullseyeBg 1 year ago
@BullseyeBg
this is not jon lajoie
thats what i think
diamantyzeiraj 1 year ago
@diamantyzeiraj Its Jon Lajoie dude .... Check his site or itunes to see that its his song ; )
BullseyeBg 1 year ago
He sounds like MC GETS SIDE TRACKED EASILY in this song!! Awesome.
samurai2828 1 year ago
what's great is that that really is a voltaire quote XD
nata1900engsci 1 year ago
19 people dont have penises
KingOfShadows1500 1 year ago 9
Now that I heard this, I found a friend in my penis.
Antox305 1 year ago 2
I like the his song "show me your genitals" and the 2nd one.(:
danman67214 1 year ago
lol why am i dancing wildly to this?
MrFreak0r 1 year ago 136
@MrFreak0r cause you're listening to your penis xD
BullseyeBg 1 year ago 320
LOOOOOOOOOOL
MrAMJohnsen 1 year ago 2
hey this is exactly my fucking very really personal story, emh... except the part of the wife and kid... yeah, this means that he's the poet of our time
mattbirra2 1 year ago 9
I don't listen to my penis, I choke it till it shuts up!
swingcow 1 year ago 8
@swingcow LOL XDDD
lardman888 10 months ago
Dear YouTube,
The Like/Dislike system, I can live with. I've gotten used to it now.
The new comment layout, fine with me.
But THIS, is just too much too take! The front page has completely lost it's organised, simple layout!I don't know where you get your ideas, but I think I speak for a big part of the community when I say "YouTube, go F*ck yourself."
I hate people who ask for thumbs up, but this is not meant to be funny. This is serious! Give this a thumbs up and copy/paste
6amache 1 year ago 11
@xEverchanging yes epic win
SteenJdaPenspinna 1 year ago
Go Home and Masturbate lol! xD
OxygenOkey 1 year ago 2
this is worse than mickey avalon
h8rone 1 year ago
14 ppl are still listening to their penis
warrock556 1 year ago 4
lmfao! This song is fucking awesome.
guatepower 1 year ago
Brilliant... and St. Augustine would have approved the message in this song: Male horniness is the ULTIMATE distraction.
bpeck77 1 year ago 9
So this is what happend when you listen to your dick you become an irrational insane freak
hahaha fucking hilarious
njih8asvikomin 1 year ago
@njih8asvikomin me bitch
oldgregrox 1 year ago
@njih8asvikomin
insane prick... : )
otkacheni 1 year ago
I should definitely not listen to my penis
thormanson123 1 year ago
hey im here to stay!
eckstudios 1 year ago
@eckstudios you're gonna do everything that I say!
MrAnimeviewer2000 1 year ago
12 people listen to there vaginas
ChillEDogger 1 year ago 11
Hilarious!
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