The Movie (Part 1 of 2)

[UniversalHeat]

I can't watch this for some reason. It's on 240p. with no captions on, and it just shows the opening title frame

[MyHummusproductions]

im sorry no one will play with cheif! ill play with you!

[wiggl123]

TEH EDN?

[IAmNotAKiwi]

lulz

[KydeDimaandal]

Wait, the voice of the guy, ADAM?

[JYHProductions]

This should be reiploaded in better quality :/

[Yamikaiba123]

Oh wow. This is like the history of The Room and Tommy Wiseau before I even heard about Tommy Wiseau.

[D0oMblAsT]

@Yamikaiba123 You are tearing me apart, alien!

[Yamikaiba123]

Todd is every armor-lock hater.

[theturokknife]

or chrome

[prolego]

TEH EDN?

[Super420lova]

enough is enough!

search "thecoolerhckr" for the

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[TheMadnessFlow]

the opening sequence to this video is hilarious and one of the best moments of arby n the chief

[The1Kmacho]

@T0y501Di3R wait... you went to my profile page to leave a comment saying that because I have no subscribers means that I have no life?

So.... doing nothing but commenting on YouTube every two minutes is having one?

Wow, you must be super-smart!

[The1Kmacho]

@T0y501Di3R Where?!?!? I wanna see the little man made of holy shit!!!

don't want to see it having intercourse though :/

[The1Kmacho]

@T0y501Di3R I don't get it! What about my not master chief?

[The1Kmacho]

@T0y501Di3R What about my not?

[LSnicket4]

Haha, top rated comments are so epic.

[Ichigo2410]

i am the reel master cheef

[The1Kmacho]

HEllo i am mAstur cheef lololllollololololllololollolo­oolllolololl

[xxXEpicZXxx]

PEW PEW PEW PEW UR D3AD xDD

[rocklee122334]

The head bobbing had me laughing so hard i spit coffee all over my laptop

[MacBRUTOS]

omg instead of shitty ass tampon ads i get gears of war 3 ads sweet

[Ash1261]

0:01

[giramew]

I'm pissed off in real life,the only thing helping me is hope,possible Halo 4 announcement and arby and the chief cause it's so funny.

[milliongoldman]

lol before it says arby n the chief he goes Happy face

[Kikeesperto]

Me before wathcing the video: ¬_¬

After:HAPPY FACE :D

[TheDubby2010]

who hates greepolis???

[lazyarbiter1]

"douche bag studios" lol

[ericmarshall19]

"imma have ur behbehz" LOL

[nathie944]

lolololololololol hahahahahahahahaha xD pewpewpewpewpew

[Themasterof2k11]

0:00

[JacintoKarlga]

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[KorvanShedai]

Firefox now with ads ;)

[snones7]

its so weird seeing arbiter with his helmet :P

[Halo3odust]

master cheif is lucky to have arbiter as a freind

[snipadude12]

GAY FAGS

[cooldude8260]

#2 is super funny lol. I need to watch this all over again...

[jrz1230]

0:00

[cooldude8260]

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW you dead. you haz to fall down know... Lol

[aala12]

OH THIS IS HORSESHIT, HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO T-BAG!!!!!

[mrtrickster0809]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololol

[Frostrider13]

hi

[Frostrider13]

hi

[maxk880]

13:50 EPIC song win

[gamers3favorite3plac]

lol part

[camjhh8]

283 have no ballzzzz

[666M4L666]

@clancy2k

i use firefox and they still come. Sad face :(

[thehunter34191]

O THIS IS HORSE SHIT!!! LOLOL

[Robbuffet]

zomg!! your last name graham!

so is mine!

[opzan1]

Spasms?

[Mega11221133]

is the guy on the phone having a stroke?

[MrDirdal]

is the movie season 2?

[xXJack214Xx]

@MrDirdal yep

[WWEreymysteriofan619]

Hey isnt this video a great machinima

[empoleon002]

@WWEreymysteriofan619 yes it is

[DaGamingExpert]

what happened after episode 13 with tod and travis? is this the episode after that.

[empoleon002]

@DaGamingExpert yes it is

[Pyro655]

Were is season 2

[Dragonas77]

WTF?!?!?! 2 min of nothingness at the end!?!?!?! still epic tho!

[DarkandLightGaias]

pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. XD

[xxbeastenxx]

I guessed that he would say "happy face" at 4:08. Thumbs up if you did too.

[starwarsfandude]

''Bleh, I am dead XD''

[egeseatr35]

What is the song at the end of Chief's machinima?

[AnnoyingAnderson]

the opening is like toy story 3 lolololololol

[Oskarmandude1]

@AnnoyingAnderson

This was probably an insparation ;D

[WTFISWRONGISM]

@BULLSYEEICEMAN better than anything you can do

[BULLSEYEICEMAN]

soooooo gaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[christiankh09]

This is the most Failed/funny video Machinima ever made! xD

[Ertjewin]

282 people killed themselves because Master chief is more awesomer then they are!

[starwarsfandude]

282 made love with Justin Bieber on live tv and went drunk after 1 second of doing this

[egeseatr35]

@starwarsfandude Justin Bieber did take 282 organs inside her? Amazing babe :D

[starwarsfandude]

@egeseatr35 lol thats why she became a female after being a male for, like, 1 nanosecond. XD XD XD

[Pyrovile42]

mastar ceef pres the F5 button for 25 days for this video

[Glory4Chaos]

@Pyrovile42 Thanks for ruing it ur douche bag >:|

[Deadlyninja325]

@Glory4Chaos u are right he is a douche BAG!!!

[Deadlyninja325]

@Pyrovile42 douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche bag YOU are!

[Naba008]

I love the beginning.

[77death7]

i love how hands never apear to move em

[Burninator456]

they shouldn't have had the same voice for Travis and the corporate guy

[God0fCows]

this entire series is really nice.....too bad i've watched it in disorder

[levilee207]

u said sex lolololololololol

[smoke9206]

i must fight the aliens.... no johh, you are the alien. AMAZING! who the hell would even imagine so stupid sentence! xD

[99thefire9]

they should make a full movioe teh aeliens frum the outar speaccs

[h33584]

lollolololo i  was lathing my ass off

[rapstar177]

@HARDCOREworks i think this is it

[HARDCOREworks]

what the heck happens after episode 12 conflict?!?!?!

[smoke9206]

@HARDCOREworks aliens from outer teh space haz deztroy teh earth

[jaspwerful]

I wanna play pretend with master chief :(

[TobMobDoBedo]

We must fight the ads with our alien lesbian robots!

[SporeGoji]

@TobMobDoBedo FROM OUTER SPACE

[holyforce21]

wooooooooooo great show!

[H3nry0wnzAll]

That music for fable advert Sucks.

[sowerax]

:( poor master chief he just want to be loved

[PATTH3RAT]

did travis live or die

[stinkymonkeyman]

@PATTH3RAT well he's in the movie so i'm guessing he didn't...

[aabbklll101]

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[AUSimmortal]

AWZOMER IS SOOOOOOOO A WORD!

[ironman908]

Lmao. That Movie producer guy moves like sucha fruit cup

[ironman908]

just to get this right, Season two is just the movie right?

[TehGamerly]

i less than three arby n the cheif im begging them to make a reach series

[XBOXLIVEYashubi]

281 people should be attacked by lesbian robots

[twolotch]

I bet you chief's machinima actually would have been that popular xD

[Graffe97]

ur kung fu iz no match for my ch33f m0bile! That was my favourite part!

[DoctorAsshole1]

what thins arent even fucking good, theyre gross

[xflipxbaker]

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[Errorman0001]

281 got no ballz

[XDraydenReapZX]

@Errorman0001 lol

[xXJack214Xx]

@Errorman0001 too bad im 1189672

[MrCrisphed277]

wtf at the end of cheif`s film form travis

[roberto121395]

didnt todd and travis disappear

[blueboynoob]

BLEEEEEGH im dead

[sharonspoon]

4:20

[aapkostuum]

STOP ADS. DOWNLOAD GOOGLE CHROME ADD BLOCK EXTENSION. Works great! ( thumbs up so people can download it )

[Lemonman1313]

Whats with the exaggerated movements of the guy? Am i not getting a joke?

[arcclone]

first thing i really thought about: wow their canadian

[legoindyshortround]

@arcclone yeah it just makes em more awesome!

[danih8112]

lol and he listens to Flock of Seagulls

[toxi382]

03:30 XD ahahahahahahah

you sed sex LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD

[SSJM88]

this really is just amazing the thort and effort put into this just to entertain us makes me proud lool. so funny and creative. Made me laugh when going through some hard times in life, random!

[44lolin]

this is the best show

[OneEbil]

...............HAppy Face!!!

[allornothingXoXo]

"and then Jon was a alien" LOLOLOLOL

[elchicanonumero1]

whats the name of the song

[Megapivs]

LOL life cereal.

[snigglesthedestroyer]

i once VSd digital pheer in alien vs predator.

[killeratpie]

you touch my talala

[terraknight123]

id prefer a halo reach ad that only take 10 secs

[PopSmokeIt]

on the second 90 minutes u chose an awesome song!!!!!!!!!

[MegaLongJohn456]

did i miss something? arbiter too wants cortana lol?

[Inresurrection]

.... r bring u all h33r 2 dae, 2 maek a movee

but not juts n e m00v33 mai frindz

this movee wil b teh besst movee in teh histry of teh erth

it will maek ppl laff

adn it wil maek them crai ='(

[bamurdead4]

U SAID SEX LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL

LMFAO!

[deathnote3006]

WTF 2 minutes of saying go to part 2

[michaelman87001]

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[semiman2222]

for sum reason i cant skip justin timberlake sony vid

[DOBESisBOSS]

0:01

[TheCluelessXbox]

THAT THE FACE

[samuel112313]

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[TheCuteDonut]

u no those ppl how put th 0:01 to skip the ads? IT WONT WORK THE STUPID AD IS STILL GOING!!!

[umean123]

@TheCuteDonut Yeah f5 is the most accurate way to bypass an ad

[H3nry0wnzAll]

@TheCuteDonut They got rid of it now :'(

[Qaulls]

@TheCuteDonut Try pressing F5.



[clancy2k]

@TheCuteDonut If you don't want ads use Firefox.. simple.

[evilpacman99]

@clancy2k

Exactly... Idk why people dont post/thumb this more often.. i've been using it forever and i never have to deal with ads. lol

[XxmcfluffyX]

@clancy2k

i am using firefox dont work

[MrRofl32]

@clancy2k i use firefox and still get ads

[drag117]

@MrRofl32 IMMA CHARGING MAH ADBLOCK, BLAGH!

[mutantnoodles]

@MrRofl32 get adblock plus you retard.

[MrRofl32]

@mutantnoodles First of all, I was not complaining, so you did not need to call me a retard. And second of all, I got a new computer within the 5 months since I posted that, so I no longer get ads. Fuck you.

[PenguinsAreBirds2]

@MrRofl32 I uze mai ipadz adn i doesnt haz ads

[ShaunCarlin]

@MrRofl32 You need to install firefox add ons that stop ads

[MrRofl32]

@ShaunCarlin Holy shit dude I already got a new computer and now use Google Chrome so please leave me alone.

[ShaunCarlin]

@MrRofl32 sorry i didn't mean to annoy you, i was tryin to help

[ShaunCarlin]

@MrRofl32 sorry i didn't mean to annoy you, i was tryin to help

[xANTHQNY]

@MrRofl32 use Adblocker plug-in for it you idiot.

[MrRofl32]

@xANTHQNY First of all, fuck you. Secondly, I was not complaining, I was merely responding to someone who said that firefox does not get ads. Lastly, I posted that almost a year ago, and you respond to it now? What the hell? You're either a complete jackass or the worst troll on the internet. Get a clue moron.

[xANTHQNY]

@MrRofl32 I LoL'd

[daemonx164]

@clancy2k well mabey people dont have firefox or a stupid mac computer

[Tehpwnzmean1]

@TheCuteDonut F5 doesn't work either.

[ketchupman555]

@TheCuteDonut

Press F5 to skip!

[jackp4298]

@TheCuteDonut it used to

[nxott1021]

@TheCuteDonut lol download adblocker extension to ur browser..

[iani103]

@TheCuteDonut YOu sound just like Master Chief... like a fucking 6 year old...

[Inresurrection]

LMFAO. Generic alternative / hard rock music @ 9:59 is just amazing.

[HadoukenTheDudley]

lmao "MOM 20 MINUTES PLEEEASE" 8:13

[studioarts100]

I REALLY H4CKING THOSE ADS

[Lewjay306]

skip to 0:01

[endofdownfall]

amazing vid whata lol but i hate these fucking addverts ¬¬

[iSilverwolf]

do you hear that at 00:49

[nick0385221]

braveheart music ;o

[randomness2282]

0:1



[Mugen123456789]

lmao "wat the HELL, are taking this guy so long?" that part always makes me laugh

[cberg8866]

i was laughing so hard my knee launched up and hit the corner of my desk and started to bleed lol

[1poptart36]

o mah gawd get AD BLOCKER PLUS if you guys hate ads so damn much its a free ad on for fire fox peeps

[Mysterbyg]

Damn letterbox!

[MultiGamer451]

0:01



[Globetrottahh]

Thumbs up if u think the big "Machinima. com" sucks

[TensaZangetsu1200]

Firefox+Adblock plus.

[romanbaku1]

is it me or dose cheif sound sick at 8:52

[legosolaris]

that sun of a bitch my name is skylur