Remember when you could watch a video without commercial? Remember when music videos were uploaded by user and not VEVO Remember when all the info was to the right of the video? Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars? Remember the famous yellow subscribe button? Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations? WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE! Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution! Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page!
@Darknessdark01 boo hoo, man, you have to sit through thirty seconds of commercials to watch a video. but without those commercials, youtube wouldn't be getting any funding and it'd be slowly, slowly going down the drain. and personally i think vevo isn't all that bad, as the quality of the videos are superb, way beyond what users uploaded.
sorry if i sounded condescending, but really, corporate-owned videos should be owned corporately, even over the web. i think so, at least.
This is definately my favorite zombie movie XDDDDDD one time I called my friend and he was playing cod (or some killing game o.e) and he said he blew off someones head but they were still moving, so i yelled "DOUBLE TAP!" now I yell it everytime I see him XDDDDDDDDD
Hey i got a ZKOTW 2 guys in a Ferrari are driving down a highway filled with zombies. One is holding a sword and sticks it out the window of the car and speed past a zombie decapitating him.
@xx1simon1xx go watch the fucking movie while watching this at the same time, you'll recognise the fucking difference asshole, pulling out the age part was damn juvenile of you, but a 10 year old would still recognise this as shitty video. i can barely see what comes when i press 720, wanna know why, because the video is so messed up i can barely see anything! its mostly black goddamnit!
becuz, i dont want to start up everything, finding the disk, starting up the player and all that shit, then fast forward alot, just to see 35 seconds of footage you dumbass!
Dude, they have GOT to make a sequel to this film ^^
wolfguy23 1 week ago
@wolfguy23 Zombieland 2 is coming out in 2013 I believe!
FallenofKaous 1 week ago
POOR FLAT BASTARD!!!!! xD
natedogg827 3 weeks ago
LOL i love this movie
Zombiesdie3 1 month ago
Anyone got the zombie kill of the week? Cause here is mine:hook a zombie and drag it along the road with a hell lot of bloodtrail
baksoitem112233 2 months ago
i friggin know that women
ScorgeFilms 4 months ago
It's funny cuz he's flat
cliftongirl1022 4 months ago
that's funny
HellDrinker 4 months ago
my piano teacher told me that pianos dont kill..... well i beg to differ!
Eternalmusumelover 4 months ago 2
I still laugh my ass of at this scene XD Who can not find this funny?!
TheAnimaAnimal 5 months ago
epic cinema 4D edit
ReplicatedHD 5 months ago
Poor flat bastard xD
UltraSonic17 6 months ago
:08 FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
sanjurodog 6 months ago
oh you got to love zombieland... :D
acidburn1993 6 months ago
Y doesnt anyone do this for Nazi Zombies?
mewmew20 6 months ago
HMM WONDR HOW TO DUBLE TAP WITH A PIANO???
miklROX 6 months ago
@miklROX you dont double tap if what your double tapping is a poor flat bastard :I
Denevue 5 months ago
@Denevue agreed! an enemy that is too broken to move, get up, glare menacingly, bite, etc. is an enemy that is truly defeated.
Zataku 3 months ago
Speechless man. Totally epic. Lol
summer20105707 6 months ago
roflmaotid
ThisisSpartaRofl 7 months ago
fuckin E-P-I-C
lillz48 7 months ago
poor flat bastard
RowArolan1989 8 months ago
Remember when you could watch a video without commercial? Remember when music videos were uploaded by user and not VEVO Remember when all the info was to the right of the video? Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars? Remember the famous yellow subscribe button? Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations? WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE! Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution! Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page!
Darknessdark01 8 months ago
@Darknessdark01 boo hoo, man, you have to sit through thirty seconds of commercials to watch a video. but without those commercials, youtube wouldn't be getting any funding and it'd be slowly, slowly going down the drain. and personally i think vevo isn't all that bad, as the quality of the videos are superb, way beyond what users uploaded.
sorry if i sounded condescending, but really, corporate-owned videos should be owned corporately, even over the web. i think so, at least.
go zombieland <3
KibasLilAngel 7 months ago
@KibasLilAngel ... no i dont want to kill youtube but the name says YOU TUBE and is this our tube, NO it is from google
Darknessdark01 7 months ago
poor flat bastard
epicguitarman100 8 months ago
0:14 BOOM HEADSHOT!!
billybobjoe0976 8 months ago
Exactly how Osama bin Laden went down. GO USA! New zombie kill of the week. May 1st, 2011.
slydogger 9 months ago
Intro: (zombie eats fat dude) "Poor fat bastard"
Zombie kill of the week: (zombie gets squashed by piano) "Poor flat bastard"
Lol
Wolfscar71 9 months ago
my fav part
short934 9 months ago
poor flat bastard
noble637 9 months ago
@0:12 BOOM!! Headshot!!!
starcommand84 9 months ago
This is definately my favorite zombie movie XDDDDDD one time I called my friend and he was playing cod (or some killing game o.e) and he said he blew off someones head but they were still moving, so i yelled "DOUBLE TAP!" now I yell it everytime I see him XDDDDDDDDD
JohnnyCgirl91 9 months ago
haha
davidbalcazar1998 10 months ago
if thats zombie kill of the week
what's zombie kill of the year?
Comicteer 11 months ago
@Comicteer Pick one of Tallahassee's badass kills. There you go.
YOURBLEACHSTOP 8 months ago
I think the reason its the kill of the week is because he rings the bell, calls the zombie, and basically serves himself a zombie.
pigpig278 11 months ago
pwned xD
Xerkrosis 11 months ago
Poor flat bastard.
Idude893 1 year ago
Her expression was like, "nigga please" SMASH
CROSSFIRE94 1 year ago
@CROSSFIRE94 I love that cereal!
DJaxs312 1 year ago
She forgot to double tap :0
asaa1212 1 year ago
@asaa1212 piano counts for two
johncenafan8 10 months ago
i liked the sceene with the cage and two full automatic guns
TheMrace441 1 year ago
@TheMrace441 your right that part was EPIC !!!!!!
roxas3606 1 year ago
LOL, no doubt, poor flat bastard indeed!
No love 4 the zombiez!
:o)
timthehippie 1 year ago
hahah the granny got him so bad!!!! :)
NickCusack 1 year ago
XDD I GOT A AUTOGRAPH FROM THE GIRL WHO KILLED THE ZOMBIE WITH A PIANO X3
lmaocats101 1 year ago
Thank god for doubletap
rustyshovel44 1 year ago
3 people forgot to double tap and now are human happy meals
yazzieAZ 1 year ago
something out of a tom and jerry cartoon
roboguy75 1 year ago
2 people are poor flat bastards
GHemre1995 1 year ago
NOW THATS CREATIVE!!!
magus5200 1 year ago
"poor flat bastard"
thats what i said when some fat guy fell on him
sbdude2550 1 year ago
Wait, forgot to double tap! *pulls another leaver* *down comes second piano*
GmPivot 1 year ago
cant wait for Zombieland 2
TheEmir515 1 year ago
Hey i got a ZKOTW 2 guys in a Ferrari are driving down a highway filled with zombies. One is holding a sword and sticks it out the window of the car and speed past a zombie decapitating him.
SeyhawksNow 1 year ago
YOU KILLED BILL MURRAY !!! lmfao
imtoosmartformyself 1 year ago
The zombie got ACMED
mscubana 1 year ago 2
adios muthafucka
Torktiger 1 year ago
Honour to whom honour is due
nocturnGER 1 year ago
XD This is my favorite scene EVER.
MissSeuss 1 year ago
It looks like Xbox 360 achievement.
Slameagle 1 year ago
Lol Cynthia Knickerbocker
Emmateachesyou 1 year ago
i saw this a few days ago.
best MOVIE of the YEAR.
legojoker111 1 year ago
owned
HerraUpi 1 year ago
@xx1simon1xx go watch the fucking movie while watching this at the same time, you'll recognise the fucking difference asshole, pulling out the age part was damn juvenile of you, but a 10 year old would still recognise this as shitty video. i can barely see what comes when i press 720, wanna know why, because the video is so messed up i can barely see anything! its mostly black goddamnit!
clapsnake 1 year ago
@clapsnake yo what's your problem, quit trolling this vid you zombie ass fuck.
andr00123 1 year ago
@clapsnake cut down on the swears seriously maybe you are 10 does your mommy know that you're swearing like this
starlighteclipse9 1 year ago
@starlighteclipse9 Im sorry but are you deaf or retarded because that was a quote from the video.
sonic371 1 year ago
@sonic371 i was talking to someone i know about the video
starlighteclipse9 1 year ago
@starlighteclipse9
you probably are 8 then, if you care about swears, everybody uses them, even your mommy and daddy.
clapsnake 1 year ago
cool :)
Buff2468 1 year ago
i love this movie
Masked96 1 year ago
when the piano drops and it clears the old chick disappears lol
Ty290 1 year ago
@Ty290 she went into the church/house
quila001 1 year ago
becuz, i dont want to start up everything, finding the disk, starting up the player and all that shit, then fast forward alot, just to see 35 seconds of footage you dumbass!
clapsnake 1 year ago
@clapsnake Bro, your like 10. Your name is clapsnake. Just please stfu before I internet pimp slap you with a crowbar.
Borohockey28 1 year ago
Sister Knickerbocker's got mad zombie killin' skills. XD
I'm gonna find me one of these cool headed zombie slaying nuns and stick with her when the zombie apocalypse inevitably hits.
roonalwazlib 1 year ago 3
One of the best scenes in the movie. "Poor flat bastard." Ha.
LDC454 1 year ago
lol poor flast bastard
Xessej 1 year ago
Amen Sister :P
AznS1nFu1 1 year ago
best part? not even close!
your like a giant cock-blocking robot like build in a secret fucking coverment lab or something XD
Thiery2864 1 year ago 26
XD
yeah i've forgotten that^^
maybe i load it up for you...
xx1simon1xx 1 year ago 10
@xx1simon1xx
it HAD to be a clown
i like that part to
or him destroying the last twinkies
bmombaerts 1 year ago
LOOOL :DDD
MrIzaka 1 year ago
LOOOL :DDD
Joschinka40K 1 year ago
LOOOL :DDD JOSHI <3
StiLL3RKiLL3R 1 year ago
This was the one of the best parts of the movie.
"Pour flat bastard"
TheFinaltStrike 2 years ago
Poor*
Silence233 1 year ago
LOL, silly zombie! XP
"NYANG NYANG NYANG!"
*SPLAT!!!* XD
NodDisciple1 2 years ago 2
poor flat bastard XD
clapsnake 2 years ago 34
@clapsnake i like how shes all calm thinkign you silly zombie u cant eat my flesh today *wham* *walks in* poor flat bastard X D
MONIKA2374 1 year ago
Funniest part of the movie!!
I want to trade ideas with her :P
alphabravo911 2 years ago
This is the best part of the movie. LOL :D
"What do you think, Zombie kill of the week?" so good hahaha
"Youtube comment of the week?" :p
Adahimo 2 years ago
I was still laughing at this part 5 mins after it was shown in the movie. lamo
upbeats94 2 years ago 3
I laughed SOO hard when i first saw this xD
''Zombie kill of the week goes to Sister Sinthia Nickerwalker. That poor flat bastard'' xD
McGengar 2 years ago 43