"Twas The Night Before Christmas" Random Read by Tay Zonday

[ChorionicSiren6]

lol

[AndrewDeLong]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Why you no look like you sound?!

[UltraFunOrb]

This kid didn't hit puberty.

He beat it with a stick and flushed it down his toilet.

[WiccidKaye]

...Did his balls drop, like, 4 times?

Did he go through puberty 3 times?

Christ, that's a boss voice.

[captainprice117]

DID HE SAY BREAST!!

[BeerGogglesReviews]

I wish I announciated so clearly in my version.

[LordOzzy13]

0:33 lol he said breast

[flylikeblackjack]

You should be a voice actor... ;)

[zachishellacool]

what the fuck?

[dragonoidman]

i bet when he was 5 he sounded 18

[kman1212100]

am i the only one that thinks he kinda sounds like Clevland?

[DXMorpheus]

@kman1212100 Never noticed, but yeah I think he does a bit now you mention it.

[frustratedchild]

bayot nga negro

[Soyneil]

99% of the sound came out of my subwoofer.

[kiki1990ify]

holy shit!!!!! wat a fucken deep voice!! wtf?

[tomisaballer]

your voice is horrible !!! My video is wayy better!!!!!

[Lovemymuffe]

I keep coming back for this at all times of the year..

[yodog148]

love his voice

[Itachirox181]

awesome :D

[Desolation737]

It's sounds like a horror film preview lol

[Ivanchokoev96]

epic voice epic voice epic voice

[TheItalydrummer]

imagine getting a call from this guy.

[kyle10291997]

I bet his brother sounds like steve urkel

[mrstracklife]

Lol @the next Morgan freeman he is the BEST !!

[Kyle12H]

He is talking really fast…

[puggytiger]

thumbs up if you think he sounds like the black guy on family guy

[JoelLinskTV]

christmas sounds scary

[E3kHatena]

This guy could read anything and it would be great. And he could turn it into a song, and it would get even better. :D

[alanashirah]

i love you tay <3

[greseres]

next morgan freeman

[SkyrimTV]

Evil pedophile voice much?

[musicgrl14fam]

why does his head look like it's bout to burst

[dgenerationx570]

he went through puberty in kindergarden LOL. could you imagine all the kids talking like chimpmunks, then out of no where a kid talks with the voice of a 50 year old :)

[MrLmang]

he sounds like one of those creepy ghost story tells. or a stalker over the phone

[IIHeyChickaBumBumII]

Hmm.. I would like to see him do a freak out.

[gerry10leon]

i wanna hear him cuss som1 out :D

[ThaLolKing]

wtf ?

[alishamallen]

WHAT HAPPENED TO TAY ZONDAY?!!?!

[bootydu12]

You scare me.

[hockeygods97]

thumbs up if ur watching in 2011

[seanmyboy]

its the perfect pedo voice lol

[wafflesonmypie4242]

even though this is a kids story he makes sound like a thriller

[xXDanne34Xx]

That's takes skill and a good voice

[NorwegianBassoonist7]

I want to hear you read some Edgar Allan Poe or even Robert Frost. Your voice would make it sound amazing!

[dogchansey]

read something scary :D

[danrollc123]

his voice sucks for this story

[bonana99]

2:08 LOLOLOLOL

[potatomanmcgee]

you didn't move away from the mic to breathe in!

[bonana99]

@potatomanmcgee He wasn't breathing, he had to check on his llama.

[AwesomnessTV]

what the hell am i watching

[oiawsome99]

@AwesomnessTV you for got the ! mark

[denis19908]

i used transcribed audio beta and at 0:22 it said anemometer net kerchief and i and my campaign just settled down for a large winter's nap XD

[ShaniceMerrygold]

i fucking find your voice stupid

[dartsfastergone]

o nvm he put it on zoom in or somthing like that

[dartsfastergone]

big fn head

[TheSuperlover101]

:D hehehehe

[AprenticeQuim]

Are you "The man with a golden voice"Cousin

[ZxhendricksonxZ]

Someone should do the audiobooks?

[Mcscrewification]

I wonder what his parents voice sounds like

[Anihero69]

@Mcscrewification he's said he has the deepest voice in his family

[7Grendel7]

@Mcscrewification

I think he's Morgan Freeman's son

[Goregasm913]

@Mcscrewification Barrack Obama

[Logic325]

@Mcscrewification hahahahahahahaha

[ryuhitsuya21]

@Mcscrewification MORGAN FREEMAN OMG

[CoolPolar]

his voice is just funny

[keenmachine80]

He is the next james earl jones

[Jacemcgregor]

i can just seem him doing radio

[rileyescobarwarrack]

i feel like im listening to a thriller or horror story..... my hearts racing because of the way he's reading....

[fluffydude123]

Big head much

[32spider]

sounds more like How The Grinch Stole Christmas lol

[ridhi94]

imagine being a kid and having someone with a voice like this telling you this story, it'd give me nightmare on christmas eve

[TheKristianholst]

do big booty bitches thumbs up so he can see

[IHateMyLifeAlotAlot]

He could play so many characters on TV by just using his normal voice.

[Hannahdabeast]

You should do voice overs in movies.

[xxharddrivexx]

i think he would do good reading scarey over lays

[XxxTw1ztedSmurfxxX]

go to 0:55, about to bite someone

[enviedprincess1]

yo...imma fall asleep to this on christmas

[007salatiel]

It sounds like u gotta spit a lugie

[indy528]

nice read aloud... i learned a thing or two.

[CONNIE4404]

Can you read another book to me?

[MistakesHappen90]

THIS DUDE NEEDS A OFFER - FOR BOOKS ON CD - SHIT - ID READ MORE IF HE HAD BOOKS ON CD

[Muchi304]

Love it, learned a lot ... Thank you : )

[Ryzacha]

Next Morgan Freeman

[paintBALLkid2822]

Well santas not black so he didnt exactly nail the santa part :P

[Jadakase]

@paintBALLkid2822 Santas also not real.... sorry to ruin your Christmas

[felii1]

he should make an old spice ads

[FREETHINKITOVA]

when your born with a voice like that you know you'll be doing voice overs for coming attractions eventually.

[Drumsinstopmotion]

Reminds me of James Earl Jones.

[xCurbzzz]

He's Amazing O:

[Hfarah31]

"He looked like a pedler just opening his pack."?

anyone find this line problematic or is it just me?

[YouAlreadyKnow2]

LMAO TAY ASWESOME !

[MrSmittiy]

NEW MORGAN FREEMAN!!!

[HenryHerman]

Who the hell are Dunder and Blixem?? LOL

[fizzlefoe]

since you already have the "green screen" background you might as well make it rain chocolate.

[1Grizr]

@fizzlefoe I got to give it to you, that was a pretty good reference in my opinion.

[bwoodrida]

Its kinda creepy he reads it like the real narrator this guys a awsome story teller

[TheCrippledDonkey]

Dunder? ITS D-O-N-N-E-R

[CNSN100]

He reads it just like the actual guy O,...,O

[Lovemymuffe]

Voice so deep<3

[mrjoerocks1]

WHat films is this on??

[BlacksW16]

@MrBubbles416 no he aint HE TAY ZONDAY BISH!!

[Tsuko]

I could listen to him read for hours. lol

[DarqueMyth]

His voice... how... why... awesome...

[MrBubbles416]

YOU ARE THE NEW VINCENT PRICE!

[sqweebs3]

For some reason your voice just fits the story PEREFECTLY!

[ilovemondayzz]

@AwesomeM12 rly? you just HAD to hate in him for one mistake.. well.. its only a refelection on you

[Reyrocksall]

nice reading

[barrosc5321]

thts just ...thats just ... creepy

[pink1tu1tu]

omg LMAO :')

[xserrax12]

this kids gunna be an anouncer or narriator when he gets older

[specialfred1101]

lol

[deltanation22]

I would've read it a bit slower, your voice would've been HYPNOTIZING!

[dtmcmx]

Do a BOND novel !!!

[TheTechnologyGuy12]

You sound like cleaveland from family guy

[lankthetank1]

PLEASE DO THE DRIFTER'S VERSION OF ''WHITE CHRISTMAS'' TAY...PLEASE!!!

[synonymforthesaurus]

James Earl Jones' lovechild, surely

[Dev1Young]

Cool but you read pretty fast. Makes it a little hard to absorb your words.

[pink1tu1tu]

This is creepy :(

[iKissYourSoul]

He should've been Jack in the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Or the Mayor.

[jaypatron]

slow down!

[alesis7]

Tay, amazing stuff. All around, try to maybe relax a little bit on the compression and the audio will clear up on the high end a bit more. I hear it in your breathing. What ratio are you using?

[loadstar80]

Dunder and Bllixum?

[Adramere]

@loadstar80 i thought the same thing

[SmackDaddy955]

EVERYONE, THE ONE VOICE BETTER THAN MORGAN FREEMAN

[MrFlameboy02]

@SmackDaddy955 NO ONE IS BETTER THAN MORGAN FREEMAN HE IS GOD ...LITERALIY

[synshenron92]

Dude, read some Edgar Allan Poe.... that would just sound phenomenal

[Uhbliviun]

@synshenron92

I second that!

I'd choose "The Raven" over "Murders" though.

[samoancutie19]

@synshenron92 Dude, that's the greatest idea ever!!! He so totally should. I'd want that for my birthday present.

[Purgatorywolf]

I love your songs, but I don't know, something about how your voice sounds when you read this... It creeps me out. >_< It's like, I know it's a Christmas Rhyme, but I feel like you're telling me gruesome details of a horror story. LOL.

[cupoflmaonade]

Can I hire you to read me bedtime stories?

[5353dman]

u sound like a chimpmunk that hit puberty like a frieght train

[GabrielFrost]

Holy shit... It James Earl Jones' son....

[lazymaama]

The day u posted this way my birthday lolz

[demnslayer09]

you should go on american idol..

[davidlee110]

606 people need to put a gun in their head!

[ToxicFreight]

EBIL SANTAH!!! >B

[iiBLoRGaSiM]

hes gunna be the new Morgan Freeman!!!

[BlakGlasses]

Read a scary story please

[RealKazukiShikimori]

Bro you sound like Morgan Freeman at the beginning. XD

[audriana19991]

your voicwe sounds so cool

[1234fivesixseven8]

sound a bit like cleveland at times :p

[iskrugh1]

you sould do "the voice" for commercials

[hoogalaga]

YOU BREATHED IN THE MIKE!!!

[masterhollow553]

move over morgen freedman

[2007jk2007]

Whats up wastelanders!? This is I, Three dog bow wow

[cursedzenith]

Sounds like Three Dog from Fallout...

[tannerswitzer]

that would scare the shit out of the kids with that deep voice...scared me =o

lol nice vid tho

[dawniiX28]

is your voice that deep when you talk?

[LivXForXArtX]

You're so talanted!!!

[TacticOgre]

WHY ISN'T HE MOVING AWAY FROM THE MIKE TO BREATHE.

[luvfunnyflix]

@TacticOgre is it bothering you?

[TacticOgre]

@luvfunnyflix Yes. Yes it is.

[Turdyfartysmell]

Slooooooooooooow down! D:> Good energy + voice though!

[GodfatherGuido7]

u have the perfect voice for this readin. but i think u should re-do it, slower.

[tyrannoboy123]

when the dutch men go to america they told about saint nicolas (here in the netherlands we call sinterklaas) they create santa claus

[valdy12]

one word - Awesomnopopolopoluus

[CluBBaHolio]

Like Don LaFontaine and Barry White mixed up :D

[firer444]

Damn his voice is hypotizing O.O. i love how he reads this sooo deep. You didnt hit puberty... you pound the fuck out of it!

[hanson2068]

@firer444 haha thats really funny

[xRisingForcex]

@firer444 pount

[MentosMan727]

@xRisingForcex no

[tacobell30]

@firer444 HAHAHA yes!!!! punded the fuck out of it, fucking awesome

[Embryonicz]

0_0 woaah.

[WoodlandSpider]

@dud944 EXACTLY!

[kelbylovesspugs]

its funny how soothing his deep voice is.. ._.

[vigank5]

Damn how old is he?

[kelbylovesspugs]

@vigank5 i think hes like 18-20 he went thru puberty like 20 times.. thats why his voice is soo deep ._.

[xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx]

That was creepy.

[LemonHead414]

0:33 Breast hahaha

[Ishi4eva]

He sounds like the dude in Michael jack sons thriller

[7dayspking]

at second 33 he says breast of the new fallen snow

[Guitargirl2468ify]

niceeee

[PeterWolf117]

ALMOST AS GOOD AS MORGAN FREEMAN

[charredsoul]

I'm playing this on Halloween.

[highmonkeyfilms]

i want this dude to read me a bed time story NAO :D

[dud944]

kinda sounds like 3-Dog from fallout ....it is amazing :)