QVC Caller on a Can Opener

[shadowrajasorter]

Oh Joe... :)

[VeryValueChannel]

Lol :) we've got some rat problems here in uuhh where i live....

[waytomuchsparetime]

Was that sarcasm?

[LisaEllen19]

Dear everyone who believes this caller was serious:

You are retarded.

That is all.

[sexicapricorn86]

@Immunetofearr omg im so affected by your comment...youre still white trash!!!!

[NeuroticFear]

@sexicapricorn86 are you really immune to fear?



[ImmuneToFearr]

@NeuroticFear Sure.

[busta57]

"I said THAT'S it! That's the last Straw, I'm getting the Lid Lifter"

[somewhatd]

Imagine serving your kids soup with bacteria and blood.

[KingKushBlunted]

WOW this is just stupid. there would be blood every where\



[unrealeck]

He had a rat on his can of food and he opened the can whilst the rat was on it and it fell into the can of food?

[hockey3761]

@unrealeck Hungry, why wait?



[coreymaggette]

@unrealeck

hahahaha

[Tippycat]

@unrealeck LMFAO that's exactly what I was thinking

[somacoyote]

@unrealeck no just some viscera did

[ross62681]

@unrealeck It's a joke chief

[unrealeck]

@ross62681 ok private. now get your ass back to work.

[sexicapricorn86]

white trash

[ImmuneToFearr]

@sexicapricorn86 Nigger trash.

[countryshmountry]

it's like a sparrow's beak

[CaityDad]

I just sliced my wrists wide open and am bleeding out like a decapitated sparrow demonstrating this to a friend . Thanks Safety Lid Lifter.

[theunsane187]

Man, if u aint gonna get rid of the rats, AT LEAST wash off the top of ur cans BEFORE u open them.

[Saraishollywood]

Hahahaha, "before there would be blood everywhere"

I love how calmly the presenter handled this call. I would have been dying of laughter!

[bigredphenom]

The human race is fucked

[ballsthatclank]

You could try cleaning the shit off the lids before opening the can. =D

[BrittanyssunnySkye]

Yeah, we have a rat problem here where I live, but I'm spending my money on a stupid can opener when i should be saving for a new house.

[sevendiamantes]

The fucking mouse shit on my food! I was thinking to give the food to my kids anyway. I saw this product. My hold life change.

[Rome012]

haha might be a prank

[AlphaMaIe]

@Rome012

it is a prank you idiot

[NicDipVids]

" It's like a sparrows beak "

I died.

[NicDipVids]

"we have a rat problem here...

... where I live. "

[alyshaw101]

That's the last straw! No more mice !

[ForgeMyLife]

Seriously doesnt this sound like Jon Lajoie?? O.O

[britneyslut]

rats stepping in your food rofl.

[cheesegrator]

paging dr faggot

[RenegadeQueen]

lmbo wow ppl these days

[djblueshift]

HELLO JOE!

LISA NEEDS BRACES!

DENTAL PLAN!

[jasonhandrew]

i find this video very, very easy to masturbate to xD

[asshatnowhere159]

who needs friends when you have a safety lid lifter 

[TheOnePistol]

Yes I have a rat problem, Im not gonna buy mouse traps, im not gonna gas the house, Im not gonna lay out poison under the fridge, im gonna buy a can opener! ;)

[TheDesertsItalian]

Rubberized.

[Tofu4Dinner]

YOU'RE SPEEDING THROUGH THE CANS

[Glenn1441]

Home shopping -- need we go anywhere else for shits and giggles?

[javi0027]

Yea it looks like a sparows beak!

[FalconPunch1978]

No bob I think you misunderstood, Joe doesn't have a mouse problem he has a rat problem! Yeah that's right bob, Joe apparently has rats running around the house with his kids! That's the last straw I'm getting a lid lifter!

[cheesegrator]

he looks like dr faggot from the hangover

[dbfan2scfan]

this caller is hilarious

[cronoskronos]

"it's like a sparrow's beak" craziest shit ever

[FalconPunch1978]

That's the last straw, hmmm should I get rid of the rats or get a better can opener?

[PianoChick36]

The QVC version of Double Rainbow ---lol

[blaket05]

Rat shit used to get into my cans with the old can opener but not anymore

How bout moving out of ur trailer u dick

[Ninety9Soulz]

No one can act that crazy that convincingly. This man was genuinely crazy, and hilarious.

[TanukiCoast]

oh jesus theres blood everywhere XD

[sharpiefreak1]

Yeah GRIP.

[one619]

Before there would be blood everywhere hahaahahahaha

[SpunkStalker101]

"You're speeding through the cans!"

XD

[MakeupBarbie16]

he opens the cans while the rats are sitting on top of it? or with the rat's poop? haha

[TrickieTam]

Why couldn't the caller just washed the can off?? I mean you saw rat shit and proceeded to open it?

[CatFro4]

" its like a sparrow's beak "  omfg !!! is that Zach Glalifinakis ?

[MaxxTheSlash]

I like how the guy demonstrates (in the wrong way) how to slit your wrist with the lid of a can.

[rjp9871]

@MaxxTheSlash idk y but this made me lol

[kcgreatfox]

The caller sounds like George Mcfly!

[chidoriookami]

he was soooo smooth about it (both of them) that i didnt even notice it was a prank...xD

[Nerevar1990]

We must find this man and get him to record prank calls.

[y35n00b5]

XD that guy was either a troll or hes really that creepy ROFL

[robarin]

crispin? is that you?

[f5EmInEm]

i know you have got to be kidding me for some one to call and say that he would rather get something to stop the lid from falling in his can of soup instead of doing something about the rats i bet he just decided cuz he saw this on tv he would just keep the rats as house pets

[ImNotYourFriend212]

Lol. "That's the last straw!"

[75swd]

I don't think can opening is the guy on the phones biggest problem. Get rid of those rats dude.

[JesterEve]

and yea some bacteria...i didn't give it to the kids...lmao :D

[vashti4ever]

ummm....why did he open the can without FIRST CLEANING OFF THE TOP!! WHY DID CRAP FALL IN THE FOOD!!!!

I call BS on this.

[SupermansEvilDeeds]

"Its like a sparrow's break"

[Hendrix1326]

@SupermansEvilDeeds beak

[flskim906]

lol wtf

[kawblondie]

He needs to call Orkon.

[alex054739]

1:18 emo much?

[darkmankill1]

i have a sudden urge to call up one of them and pretend to be apart of the show.

[Whatsupgirl88]

haha ... he needs a can opener to prevent ratshit from getting into the food.  He must don't know how to wipe off the cans or something. That's so funny! XD

[TheAqui2000]

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! LOL

[yarz1]

WTF??????

[hassmann2000]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOL

[xtelemasterx]

"it's like uh, like a sparrow's beak."

[2011MrScorpion]

Is not funny

[thecheesburgler]

I said "that- that's it! That's the last straw! I'm getting the lid lifer" lol

[tameem505]

this is not a  prank call W T F ......?

[tameem505]

this is not a prank call W T F ......?

[ryancohenmusic]

its like a sparrows beak ...

[Ginjrbread]

RAT PROBLEMS would prompt me to believe that a fucking "lid lifter" be the least of your worries, Pop. Now make me some goddamn spaghettios!

[qarusel]

Back in the day, trolls were actually intelligent and funny!! :)

[hearts76100]

Why is shit like this on youtube???

[mattquaye]

LOL..THE CALLER IS SO SARCASTIC AND HE DOES NOT BAT AN EYELID.

[mattquaye]

LOL

[AMJ0k3r]

we've got some problems here in uumm... at my home.. (at the umm he cant make up a city that he would be supposed to be living in.:D)

[Saforge]

Wait...this was supposed to be serious?...

[thatkid0000able]

"Yeah, I didn't give it to the kids", lol.

[eelford]

I see Crispin Glover has a lot of free time these days.

[ScudX]

@eelford Well noted!

[Tenrou2]

@eelford

I could totally see Crispin Glover doing this for fun.

[mgfaxlad]

Must be nice to be able to get so excited over something so mundane. Life would be a blast every day. "Look kids, the light will change from red, to yellow, to green. Wait for it, wait for it.......there. Oh my god! Oh, my god! Wasn't that the most awesome thing?" I bet he orgasms in his plaid pants every time his bread pops up in the toaster.

[CanItAlready]

If he's got mice/rats crawling on his canned goods, lids with sharp edges are the least of his problems...

[Lilc1982]

how excited can u get?????? hahaha..........

[socinzgirl44]

"Its like a sparrows beak!"

[sharpiefreak1]

Yeah, GRIP. Lmao. I love this.

[pedrokz]

LMAO I hope that was a setup caller

[Kidz24]

LOlolol, his voice gets more epic when he's talking hahahaha.

"That's It, That's the LAST STRAW!!!!"

[InsertChanneNameHere]

The caller reminds me of Dwight Schrute from The Office.

[mgblue]

i was waiting for him to say can i blow you

[halopwnmaster]

"like a sparrow's beak"

HAHAHAHAHA

[5tonyvvvv]

COCK

[LaidbackPlayboy]

"I said whaen that happenn I sad dat ba dats it! TATS DA LASS STRAWW!" lmao

[brandoncipelle]

wow i love the qvc caller videos .

[MrStantonP]

God, I LOVE IT!! His solution to a "rat problem" isn't to get rid of the rats; It's to get a new can opener so their shit doesn't fall in his food. Wow... just.... wow......

[icecool1065]

@MrStantonP Lmao

[simpsonfan13]

@MrStantonP or to wash the top of the can

[Love2Fly4Ever]

ha ha!! this guy is from Washington????

"It is an HONOR to speak with you!"

"That's it!!! that's it!!! That's the last straw!!!"

You are SPEEDING through the cans. GRIP!

BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!

ha ha ha.. what kind of person gets blood everywhere while opening a can?

He probably gave the food with mouseshit in it to his kids...

duh.. if there was mousecrap on it, why didn't you clean the top of the can off BEFORE opening it?

[livvy5000]

hahhhhhhaaaa

[Makaveli25x]

"thats when i said thats it!!! thats the last straw!! im gettin the lid lifter! =)"

"your speeding thru the cans!!!"

"yeah!! grip!"

"i like that...its like a sparrows beak!"

"never touching it and getting my hands in"

"doesnt even hurt you!! before there would be blood everywhere!!"

ahahahah brilliant caller great job XD

[Misterioso]

It's Brent Kremin!

[farerse]

very enthusiatic can opener caller . is there a fanclub ??

[HypnoticAngel29]

THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!! LOL Priceless



[behillin911]

"your speedin through the cans... pardin me??.....ur speeding through the cans"

[L60Videos]

Hahahahahaha.

[tayloroux]

"that's the last straw. I'm getting the Lid Lifter."

[21centurynostradamus]

''before there would be blood everywhere'' . amazing line.

comedy gold.

[xxviciousbeautyxx]

I didn't find any of that very funny at all.

[Misterioso]

@xxviciousbeautyxx It was brilliant, the caller provided an excellent example of the kind of deadpan sarcasm no longer evident in today's culture.

[xxviciousbeautyxx]

@Misterioso Actually I hear sarcasm like that all the time. I'm sarcastic a lot of times too but I just didn't really find him funny personally.

[Misterioso]

@xxviciousbeautyxx I don't think I can envision someone who enjoys the "Jizz In My Pants" music video as humorous.

[xxviciousbeautyxx]

@Misterioso Really? I know many people that think it's funny. Yeah it's stupid but somewhat entertaining.

[claudis192]

"Sorry kids. No supper tonight. Ratshit got into your spaghetti hoops again. I'll get a lidlifter tomorrow and some more spaghetti hoops."

[BevHills16]

@claudis192 That was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[C0LL1N]

@claudis192 haha are those the dollar store brand spaghetti hoops? im sure he couldnt afford the name brand kind

[ImSoPeeved]

@claudis192 Hahahaha!!!

[KKJJ236]

@claudis192 lol!!!!!

[lexichronicle2]

@claudis192 :D

[CABLEMANAGER]

lol its like a sparrows beak

[katelync0]

this guy is a NUT lol

[XxShpoopiesxX]

ROFL It's like a sparrows beak

[xKyser]

That's, that's it it's the last straw I'm getting the lid lifter. Yea this is rubber soo u have...GRIP!

[19jacobob93]

a nice demonstration of the emo proof lids there at 1:21 :D

[gatorcc70]

That's the last straw! The rats can stay but I must get that lid lifter!

[sharpiefreak1]

yeah, grip,. haha

[nerkocirak]

if it hurt you there would be blood everywhere

[mikeygeneral]

this guy got the lid lifter instead of rat traps. What an asshole. LMAO - " Its like a sparrows beak".

[kooa1]

Great just wasted another 1.43 of my life watching this s*** video

[ArishaSmile]

@kooa1 sounds like you waste a lot of your life watching s*** videos. Abondon Youtube, in that case. But you can't, it has you under it's spell. Youtube is in your very mind. You want to leave, but you can't. Be like the rest of us, and stop complaining about videos that you decided to watch in the first place. Join us in our humble trance of NOT BASHING on peoples videos! Their doing a public service that you have the CHOICE to abstain from using. Be polite.

That or fight the Youtube Addiction

[kooa1]

@ArishaSmile ...Lighten up will you...I was being sardonic.

[ArishaSmile]

@kooa1 Sardonic is a fun word. I like you ^_^

Enjoy Youtube *walks away suspiciously*

[katelync0]

@ArishaSmile ur strange :)

[L60Videos]

@katelync0 ur strange!!!

[birthdaycake13]

that guy was retarded lol

[littleicyman]

He sounded like the one doorbell prank caller.

[IntwatPapsmir]

Jesus... the wrist-cutting thing... I would've been like, "Well, Bob, better luck next time!"

[Blasiaful]

THATS IT!!!!! Thats the last straw!!! I'm getting the Lid Lifter!

[jeoofro69]

@Blasiaful My sister went to high school with this guy, he used to play his prank calls on the morning announcements.

[lukeduke931]

why is Michael J. Fox calling QVC?

[ethanpeirce]

Is that Sol Rosenburg?

[gallimuku]

Love how he's trying to cut his wrists

[clairemarie231]

Before there'd be blood everywhere!

[aieljose]

I had a can opener similar to this and it was a POS! Don't waste your money in this crap.

[ThinkerMister11]

Whoever laughs at this video has the best sense of humor ever..

[RainJetSprinklers]

He sounds like the turtle from rocko's modern life!

[SniggitRob420]

@RainJetSprinklers

I'm nauseous, i'm nauseous

[dansl70]

@RainJetSprinklers hahahaha

[bloodriotiori]

@RainJetSprinklers turn the page..wash yer hands...

but ya...this guy is comedy gold lol.

[Porkfriedclams12]

It's like a sparrow's beak

[D41H4T5U]

This guy must be really hungry...

[Trifonsdude]

He is kewl

[mcfartard]

dont worry they donated all the food to rosie o donnell

[shawnr26]

How about getting rid of the rat problem first b4 getting the lid lifter...lol

[garciajennifer223]

@shawnr26 Or just washing the lids of cans BEFORE opening them. You're supposed to do that anyway. And who doesn't SEE rat crap?!? It's very noticeable. OMG

[Thethirdeye84]

@garciajennifer223

Mmm... these are some very good raisins! Uh... some of them are moist and taste weird though... Much like some of those black olives I ate earlier...

Ugh, I lost my appetite for real food, just hand me over that can of licorice balls.

[mwhite4324]

"oh yes and normally there would be blodlod everywhere" hahahaha I can't stop laughing lol

[Shaymin1991]

Why the hell didnt he*the caller*Clean the lids 1st before opening them xDD What a moron!

[TheLastComa]

your speeding through the cans!

[hobgoblinhobo313]

"I didn't give it 2 the kids" LIKE HE HAS ANY

[Whoreira]

hahahahahahaha i laughed so fucking hare

[shittalker911]

gay!!!