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  • You're all cunts.

  • Thumbs up if you called someone a cunt today.

  • jokes!!!

  • rubbish

  • aahjaahahahahaahahaha

  • Holy fucking fuck shit, friday is the funniest

  • THUMBS UP IF YOUR GOING TO WATCH THIS EVEN AFTER THE END OF THE WORLD XD

  • proper shit

  • Scottish=Inbred

  • @cinnamonbear890 you cunt

  • @multitudinal You inbred scottish cunt. 

  • @multitudinal You inbred scottish cunt. 

  • Thumb up if watching in 2012!

  • hahahhaha fucking funny weee lad!

  • Fuckin love it you scottish bastads

  • Hell, I''m drunk enuough2 like tis!

    !!!

    Sorry! Please don't feel very7 offended!

    Please!

    Please!

  • 'Try'n fix that...IT'S FUCKED!'

  • fucking cunts

  • whats that song at 2:00. reminds me of croydon...

  • hahahahaha thats to much fur fuck sake lol

  • Scottish and proud.

  • @WhyNemesis what she said! <3

  • That is the best fucking video EVER!!!!!thumbs up if you agree

  • 2:22 made me laugh, A LOT!

    Random screams always make stuff hilarious to watch.

  • "That paki problems gettin outta controooool" LMAO

  • thumbs up if you was board n typed cunt lol

  • smells like a wet cake...

  • lol ive wet meself watching this :D

  • "Oh naw, how are you up the duff?!"

    "'Cause she's a wee dirty whoore!"

    XD

    I'm Scottish and I love this!

  • Sounds like Frankie Boyle. ^-^

  • not when i get my shotgun LOL !

  • hands down the funniest thing i've seen in ages. made my day, haha

  • FUCK that was soo funny bones are actually hurting, also i noticed u recorded this off boomerang!

  • CUNTFLAPS!!

  • good to see this still getting views!

  • that scottish accent is well thick... i only understood 33%

  • that was fantastic! good job :D

  • OUTSTANDING LOL

  • Scotland.

    The home of random hilarious banter.

  • lol he sed shove it in for a minute and the microwave sed 45 seconds

  • 5 years later and I still love these Dolmio dubs :D

    Right keep it goin keep it goin keep it-OH THATS TOO MUCH FOR FUCK SAKE!! XDD

  • deep bored sigh...

  • loadsa funny bits but favourite is " it looked lika RAT!"

  • thumbs up if watching this in 2011

  • @MrJasonrolfe I'm watching it in 2012 :P

  • @MrJasonrolfe Nope, 2012 Now!

  • Ah fuckin genius film boys! nearly pissed meself laughing!

  • *burp*

    aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

  • Taste like SHITE!

  • More please. Pair of cunts.

  • keep it goin keep it goin aww thats to much!

  • there we go that tastes like SHITE!!!

  • THAT TASTES LIKE SHAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTE­...WILL YE YA FUCKING ITALIAN CUNT,A COULDNAE HAVE A WANK COZ THE MISSUS WIS UP

  • "That Paki problems getting out of control .... No when I get my shot gun" hahaha

  • scotland.

    best place in the world for banter.

    (because there are so many wierdos to take the piss out of)

  • hahahahjaah

  • OMFG! The Scots fking pwn when it comes to comedy! And they FUCKIN know how to swear!!!!

  • To many spoofs! Not enough ORIGINAL FOOTAGE

  • This sucks

  • keep it going keep it going THATS TO MUCH FOR FUCK SAKE! LMAO

  • Wednesday was the best

  • "Try to fix that... its FUCKED!"

  • it is so funny

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    nearly pissed myself >_<

  • 0.57... lmao... "I pissed in this by the way"... and 1.29 " It looks like S H III T E

  • This is the cunt family? I though that was my neighbours?

  • lol

  • "Ho, u, u fucking italian cunt" XD My favourite line

    I'm not racist, just found it funny

  • cool video

  • W..............T..............­F

  • Fucking quality! Good Job

  • God i'm sick. Forgive me.

  • All dees cunts dont know da coup! If it was nt for them Id have made this DJing business massive by now, I was ready for this shit 12 years ago but its too late now....Dees cuntz, bullshit hustle

  • That Paki problems outa control.......

    No When I Get my Shotgun!!!!!

    hahaha

  • great video guys i typed cunt and this came up great work so funny

  • ha ha ha a luv it lol c'mon scotland x

  • @missrocketsocks

    same! and im scottish and i love this! :') x

  • is it me or does the father sound like frankie boyle??

    :P

  • @chrisbloy123

    you must think every scottish person sounds like him.

  • @TheEvilelvis89 no, maybe because you have done his voice in a scottiah accent?

  • @chrisbloy123

    I didn't make this video you idiot.

  • @TheEvilelvis89 woah what the fuck?

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  • @clap4makkapakka123 haha you know me too well

  • friday is fucking funny

  • oh thats it here we g-TASTES LIKE SHITE

  • try fix that it's FUCKED

  • I'm up the duff man, no way yo up the duff, this is our wee daughter here! sick but south park sick... excellent ye wee cooont...

  • better than that other 1

  • mere salt keep it comin...awww that too much for fuck sake

  • @kierroo1993 awright kiero ;)

  • come in here and smell my urine :P ;)

  • Okey... the only word I could understand was cunt and the rest was no words in my ears

  • 2:02 'that paki problems getting out of control' lol

  • lol "yes keep going keep going AH thats too much FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

  • How the fuck did Sartori, Quarantotto and Bocelli's Con Te Partiro become 'Sarah Brightman's?!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

    *burp*

    *manic screaming*

    LMFAO

  • HAHA, so so funny :) i love being scottish lol

  • Italian shit from a packet. The Snowy River Dam is built so fuck off. We prefer Asian food now. Italian food is bland. Cook some fucking pasta, boring.

  • PAKI PROBLEM IS GETTING OOT OF CONTROL

  • "try fix that it's FUCKED!"

  • ''Get in here and smell mah pish''

    Us Scots man...

  • "I'm up the duff man!"

    Duffman, oh yeah!

  • Right mare salt, keep it goin', keep it... aww THATS TOO MUCH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

  • Them scottish cunts lmao Upthee Iish!!!! Wtf was up with that music at the end???

  • ave pissed in this by the way...........loooooool

  • @1doctoma ave you pissed in this ya old jakey?

    lmfao

  • Hilarious x :)

  • Original verions were much funnier than this. Random swearing/shouting does note equal comedy here... LOUD NOISES!!!

  • @blms1305

    Disagree. Friday is the funniest!

  • beast

  • not funny at all .

  • @michaels534681 Yes it is

    

  • @michaels534681 you're a tosser. end of :)

  • @MrFibbles08 prick, you dont even no me :)

    I was only sayin my opinion and u call me a tosser?

  • @michaels534681 aye :)

  • paki problem out of control LOL

  • fuk sake a ken scotlands well gid fir banter yous r class mahn

  • haha whatz th mad paki song that waz madd

  • Begbie the wop.

  • Omg so funny... Lmao xD

  • moan the scotts

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  • not even funny, wth :S x

  • ahahaha.. hilarious :)

  • ko :P

  • sounds just like ma hoose

  • ahahhahhahahhahhahahahaha. fuckin love glasgow accents

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, Wierd but funny :L:L!

  • What language are they speaking?

  • its scottish slang lol we speak englich but change the words alittle

  • @pf126p Wayyy!! Ya cunt There speekin English but wae a glasgae (glasgow!) accent :L

  • vcdtr fcv zcf

  • scotland.

    best place in the world for banter.

  • @ThegrungeAPPLE best place for a nuke strike too

  • @ThegrungeAPPLE No, just no.

  • @gazawrc sound as fuck m8, sound as fuck

  • @ThegrungeAPPLE Yes, next to Hell.

  • lol so random, funny thoo

  • Lol quity

  • lol this rules

  • hahahahahahha

  • hilarious!! in the same way as a fucking hammer through my kneecap would be.I've shit funnier things than this steaming pile of fucking unfunny shite.get some jobs ya fucking jakey,jock layabout cunts!!!!

  • Well, I'm English and just pissed myself laughing, from an Irish family though lol

  • I'm welsh.....

    and i just got killed by laughter....

    i love scotland wales and ireland

    england ...well who cares about them

    ??

    come on!

    YOU WEE CUNT!!

  • @Megadeth1994METTULLL

    I love you. England sucks. Just pissed myself.

  • Thanks :D

    i pissed that dude off something ugly tho.

    PMSL

    you lost the game butty

  • piss off you welsh inbred. England and scotland are decent countries. Wales is just the piece of shit thats in the corner that does nothing as nobody cares about them

  • nah m8 wales is sweet so is scotland and ireland fuck da english

  • Just Paddy's that couldn't Swim!!!

  • lol

  • aah man this is funny as fuck!

  • Most people who dont find it funny are probably english or dont have a good old Scottish sence of humour.

  • The original is hilarious, this one just seems like people who have probably never actually been in scotland tried making it with accents, it's shit.

  • Liar english people are watchign this ¬_¬

  • LAWLS

  • lol!!!

  • This is terrible! Bebo quiz

  • never mind tastin like shite, this video is shite

  • 1:32

  • shutup

  • that taste like ssssssssshhhhhitttttttttttteee­eeeeeeee

  • haha yup, bebo quiz

  • that taste likee shitee !!! hahahaaaa

  • whats the name of this song

  • it's Con Te Partiro - Andrea Bocelli.

  • The plain glasgow-dolmio version is way funnyer if you type that in.

  • loada shyte

  • this is ledge man!!!