All dees cunts dont know da coup! If it was nt for them Id have made this DJing business massive by now, I was ready for this shit 12 years ago but its too late now....Dees cuntz, bullshit hustle
Italian shit from a packet. The Snowy River Dam is built so fuck off. We prefer Asian food now. Italian food is bland. Cook some fucking pasta, boring.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS"
hilarious!! in the same way as a fucking hammer through my kneecap would be.I've shit funnier things than this steaming pile of fucking unfunny shite.get some jobs ya fucking jakey,jock layabout cunts!!!!
piss off you welsh inbred. England and scotland are decent countries. Wales is just the piece of shit thats in the corner that does nothing as nobody cares about them
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any english scottish or irish person would agree wales is alot worse than england because england actually do things for their country, not just bone sheep up the ring piece all day long
You're all cunts.
2camelzanda7inycar 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you called someone a cunt today.
MrFreeCookie 2 weeks ago 5
jokes!!!
edisginge 2 weeks ago
rubbish
alanrockunited 3 weeks ago
aahjaahahahahaahahaha
maza65 1 month ago
Holy fucking fuck shit, friday is the funniest
DrugAddictedNun 1 month ago
THUMBS UP IF YOUR GOING TO WATCH THIS EVEN AFTER THE END OF THE WORLD XD
sittingmog 1 month ago
proper shit
robgeorge1987 1 month ago
Scottish=Inbred
cinnamonbear890 1 month ago
@cinnamonbear890 you cunt
multitudinal 3 weeks ago
@multitudinal You inbred scottish cunt.
cinnamonbear890 2 weeks ago
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@multitudinal You inbred scottish cunt.
cinnamonbear890 2 weeks ago
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@multitudinal You inbred scottish cunt.
cinnamonbear890 1 week ago
@multitudinal You inbred scottish cunt.
cinnamonbear890 5 days ago
Thumb up if watching in 2012!
Wootihackedwow 1 month ago 9
hahahhaha fucking funny weee lad!
dapperdonuk 1 month ago
Fuckin love it you scottish bastads
nez1114 2 months ago
Hell, I''m drunk enuough2 like tis!
!!!
Sorry! Please don't feel very7 offended!
Please!
Please!
TheIKlAI 2 months ago
'Try'n fix that...IT'S FUCKED!'
Son0fBinladen 3 months ago
fucking cunts
JaKeYpEe21 3 months ago
whats that song at 2:00. reminds me of croydon...
Toootie100 3 months ago
hahahahaha thats to much fur fuck sake lol
madmomentsgo 4 months ago
Scottish and proud.
WhyNemesis 4 months ago
@WhyNemesis what she said! <3
WhyBeatz 4 months ago
That is the best fucking video EVER!!!!!thumbs up if you agree
ProGamer78910 5 months ago
2:22 made me laugh, A LOT!
Random screams always make stuff hilarious to watch.
prokentsful 5 months ago
"That paki problems gettin outta controooool" LMAO
sammyd1993 6 months ago
thumbs up if you was board n typed cunt lol
djparnate 6 months ago
smells like a wet cake...
TheTannadiceTerror 6 months ago
lol ive wet meself watching this :D
monkeygod800 7 months ago
"Oh naw, how are you up the duff?!"
"'Cause she's a wee dirty whoore!"
XD
I'm Scottish and I love this!
0Passionate0 7 months ago 2
Sounds like Frankie Boyle. ^-^
0Passionate0 7 months ago
not when i get my shotgun LOL !
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donhonki1 7 months ago
hands down the funniest thing i've seen in ages. made my day, haha
robertgeorgemann 7 months ago
FUCK that was soo funny bones are actually hurting, also i noticed u recorded this off boomerang!
Son0fBinladen 8 months ago
CUNTFLAPS!!
AbRamskiller41 8 months ago
good to see this still getting views!
urinaltv 8 months ago
that scottish accent is well thick... i only understood 33%
PhantomAct 8 months ago
that was fantastic! good job :D
badmanbadger 8 months ago
OUTSTANDING LOL
scootermadbelfast 8 months ago
Scotland.
The home of random hilarious banter.
InsaneChicken123 9 months ago 3
lol he sed shove it in for a minute and the microwave sed 45 seconds
kawazakikx85 9 months ago 3
5 years later and I still love these Dolmio dubs :D
Right keep it goin keep it goin keep it-OH THATS TOO MUCH FOR FUCK SAKE!! XDD
aleekun 9 months ago 3
deep bored sigh...
Innocentdefendant 9 months ago
loadsa funny bits but favourite is " it looked lika RAT!"
jewells247 9 months ago
thumbs up if watching this in 2011
MrJasonrolfe 9 months ago 102
@MrJasonrolfe I'm watching it in 2012 :P
LexL94 6 months ago
@MrJasonrolfe Nope, 2012 Now!
rking865 1 month ago 4
Ah fuckin genius film boys! nearly pissed meself laughing!
MsPoodlehead 9 months ago
*burp*
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
DelightfullyBritish 10 months ago
Taste like SHITE!
greatgames148 11 months ago
More please. Pair of cunts.
TheChapaqua 11 months ago
keep it goin keep it goin aww thats to much!
TheAandPProductions 11 months ago
there we go that tastes like SHITE!!!
darrensemple1997 1 year ago
THAT TASTES LIKE SHAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTE...WILL YE YA FUCKING ITALIAN CUNT,A COULDNAE HAVE A WANK COZ THE MISSUS WIS UP
CapitalBhoy78 1 year ago 3
"That Paki problems getting out of control .... No when I get my shot gun" hahaha
truefalse 1 year ago 13
scotland.
best place in the world for banter.
(because there are so many wierdos to take the piss out of)
GeorgeHurst08 1 year ago
hahahahjaah
TheBIGBADRILEY 1 year ago
OMFG! The Scots fking pwn when it comes to comedy! And they FUCKIN know how to swear!!!!
SafeAzFuck 1 year ago
To many spoofs! Not enough ORIGINAL FOOTAGE
LB030377 1 year ago
This sucks
rdangelo 1 year ago
keep it going keep it going THATS TO MUCH FOR FUCK SAKE! LMAO
camelator2000 1 year ago
Wednesday was the best
theliberator1 1 year ago
"Try to fix that... its FUCKED!"
gazawrc 1 year ago
it is so funny
ronaldo1239532 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
nearly pissed myself >_<
epicguy793 1 year ago
0.57... lmao... "I pissed in this by the way"... and 1.29 " It looks like S H III T E
zmileyman 1 year ago
This is the cunt family? I though that was my neighbours?
cfcsteve86 1 year ago 3
lol
IJoeXx 1 year ago
"Ho, u, u fucking italian cunt" XD My favourite line
I'm not racist, just found it funny
16shogunelitegreen 1 year ago
cool video
TwilightFever78 1 year ago
W..............T..............F
MrHappy818 1 year ago
Fucking quality! Good Job
webbadon 1 year ago
God i'm sick. Forgive me.
oscarcanterbury 1 year ago
All dees cunts dont know da coup! If it was nt for them Id have made this DJing business massive by now, I was ready for this shit 12 years ago but its too late now....Dees cuntz, bullshit hustle
TheShootboxer 1 year ago
That Paki problems outa control.......
No When I Get my Shotgun!!!!!
hahaha
andrewkennedy27 1 year ago
great video guys i typed cunt and this came up great work so funny
flamefinger1989 1 year ago
ha ha ha a luv it lol c'mon scotland x
missrocketsocks 1 year ago
@missrocketsocks
same! and im scottish and i love this! :') x
skarmory93 1 year ago
is it me or does the father sound like frankie boyle??
:P
chrisbloy123 1 year ago
@chrisbloy123
you must think every scottish person sounds like him.
TheEvilelvis89 1 year ago
@TheEvilelvis89 no, maybe because you have done his voice in a scottiah accent?
chrisbloy123 1 year ago
@chrisbloy123
I didn't make this video you idiot.
TheEvilelvis89 1 year ago
@TheEvilelvis89 woah what the fuck?
chrisbloy123 1 year ago
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clap4makkapakka123 1 year ago 12
@clap4makkapakka123 haha you know me too well
thecreatersof 1 year ago
friday is fucking funny
prudduck 1 year ago
oh thats it here we g-TASTES LIKE SHITE
pingpongmasta 1 year ago 2
try fix that it's FUCKED
smitty618 1 year ago 2
I'm up the duff man, no way yo up the duff, this is our wee daughter here! sick but south park sick... excellent ye wee cooont...
BenTheMotionist 1 year ago
better than that other 1
AndrewJimScott 1 year ago 2
mere salt keep it comin...awww that too much for fuck sake
kierroo1993 1 year ago 3
@kierroo1993 awright kiero ;)
lewisisdaman 1 year ago
come in here and smell my urine :P ;)
kierroo1993 1 year ago
Okey... the only word I could understand was cunt and the rest was no words in my ears
hejhhopp 1 year ago
2:02 'that paki problems getting out of control' lol
marcusleonswadling 1 year ago 2
lol "yes keep going keep going AH thats too much FOR FUCKS SAKE!"
Blentastic 1 year ago 4
How the fuck did Sartori, Quarantotto and Bocelli's Con Te Partiro become 'Sarah Brightman's?!
BGH122 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*burp*
*manic screaming*
LMFAO
AidenBezza 1 year ago
HAHA, so so funny :) i love being scottish lol
OMGitsRACHO 1 year ago
Italian shit from a packet. The Snowy River Dam is built so fuck off. We prefer Asian food now. Italian food is bland. Cook some fucking pasta, boring.
JollyMunkie 1 year ago
PAKI PROBLEM IS GETTING OOT OF CONTROL
smitty618 1 year ago
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FUCKING MAKE ME DINNER
smitty618 1 year ago
"try fix that it's FUCKED!"
RufioMini 1 year ago 24
''Get in here and smell mah pish''
Us Scots man...
raresambo 1 year ago
"I'm up the duff man!"
Duffman, oh yeah!
hmfcabfc 1 year ago 2
Right mare salt, keep it goin', keep it... aww THATS TOO MUCH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
stingerbringer 1 year ago 3
Them scottish cunts lmao Upthee Iish!!!! Wtf was up with that music at the end???
rainbowcakes100 1 year ago
ave pissed in this by the way...........loooooool
1doctoma 1 year ago
@1doctoma ave you pissed in this ya old jakey?
lmfao
MrFibbles08 1 year ago
Hilarious x :)
BabyBrunettex 1 year ago
Original verions were much funnier than this. Random swearing/shouting does note equal comedy here... LOUD NOISES!!!
blms1305 1 year ago
@blms1305
Disagree. Friday is the funniest!
brodftw 1 year ago
beast
kanerfc1 1 year ago
not funny at all .
michaels534681 1 year ago
@michaels534681 Yes it is
Dragnet5 1 year ago
@michaels534681 you're a tosser. end of :)
MrFibbles08 1 year ago
@MrFibbles08 prick, you dont even no me :)
I was only sayin my opinion and u call me a tosser?
michaels534681 1 year ago
@michaels534681 aye :)
MrFibbles08 1 year ago
paki problem out of control LOL
pablorambo123 1 year ago
fuk sake a ken scotlands well gid fir banter yous r class mahn
KieranRM1 1 year ago
haha whatz th mad paki song that waz madd
imstm 1 year ago
Begbie the wop.
IconoclastWanderlust 1 year ago
Omg so funny... Lmao xD
XR4CH 1 year ago
moan the scotts
weej0nsey 1 year ago
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StefyGee 1 year ago
not even funny, wth :S x
LittleMissMenzies 2 years ago
ahahaha.. hilarious :)
xloubrackx 2 years ago
ko :P
MaRKG82100 2 years ago
sounds just like ma hoose
MaRKG82100 2 years ago
ahahhahhahahhahhahahahaha. fuckin love glasgow accents
EmaaOxx 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, Wierd but funny :L:L!
Danielle28796 2 years ago
What language are they speaking?
pf126p 2 years ago
its scottish slang lol we speak englich but change the words alittle
easyrsguide 2 years ago
@pf126p Wayyy!! Ya cunt There speekin English but wae a glasgae (glasgow!) accent :L
StefyGee 1 year ago
vcdtr fcv zcf
lilmissktcar 2 years ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS"
FletchaGee 2 years ago
scotland.
best place in the world for banter.
ThegrungeAPPLE 2 years ago 91
@ThegrungeAPPLE best place for a nuke strike too
ExNihiloJimmy 1 year ago
@ThegrungeAPPLE No, just no.
gazawrc 1 year ago
@gazawrc sound as fuck m8, sound as fuck
ThegrungeAPPLE 1 year ago
@ThegrungeAPPLE Yes, next to Hell.
TheChapaqua 11 months ago
lol so random, funny thoo
yourtrimbabes 2 years ago 19
Lol quity
dannifun 2 years ago
lol this rules
zapista21 2 years ago
hahahahahahha
metallicaslayeracdc 2 years ago
hilarious!! in the same way as a fucking hammer through my kneecap would be.I've shit funnier things than this steaming pile of fucking unfunny shite.get some jobs ya fucking jakey,jock layabout cunts!!!!
clarkmoff 2 years ago
Well, I'm English and just pissed myself laughing, from an Irish family though lol
joshstew2006 2 years ago
I'm welsh.....
and i just got killed by laughter....
i love scotland wales and ireland
england ...well who cares about them
??
come on!
YOU WEE CUNT!!
Megadeth1994METTULLL 2 years ago
@Megadeth1994METTULLL
I love you. England sucks. Just pissed myself.
ty00b 2 years ago
Thanks :D
i pissed that dude off something ugly tho.
PMSL
you lost the game butty
Megadeth1994METTULLL 2 years ago
piss off you welsh inbred. England and scotland are decent countries. Wales is just the piece of shit thats in the corner that does nothing as nobody cares about them
mikeyboy141x 2 years ago
nah m8 wales is sweet so is scotland and ireland fuck da english
ryanjmoore06 2 years ago 4
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any english scottish or irish person would agree wales is alot worse than england because england actually do things for their country, not just bone sheep up the ring piece all day long
mikeyboy141x 2 years ago
Just Paddy's that couldn't Swim!!!
rottysteve 2 years ago
lol
xAyameHimeX 2 years ago
aah man this is funny as fuck!
dsloveskc 2 years ago
Most people who dont find it funny are probably english or dont have a good old Scottish sence of humour.
kyle2494 2 years ago
The original is hilarious, this one just seems like people who have probably never actually been in scotland tried making it with accents, it's shit.
Hoursty 2 years ago
Liar english people are watchign this ¬_¬
xAyameHimeX 2 years ago
LAWLS
XXCOLINXXX 2 years ago
lol!!!
samrees2k9 2 years ago
This is terrible! Bebo quiz
Howtheylikeit 2 years ago
never mind tastin like shite, this video is shite
Sarah010790 2 years ago
1:32
geordie4lifeand4ever 2 years ago
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racist, sexist , ned garbage.
tchekitout 2 years ago
shutup
jamesgers08 2 years ago
that taste like ssssssssshhhhhitttttttttttteeeeeeeeeee
ZZFusiionZZ 2 years ago
haha yup, bebo quiz
ciara931 2 years ago
that taste likee shitee !!! hahahaaaa
Tonicha12 2 years ago
whats the name of this song
masterch101 2 years ago
it's Con Te Partiro - Andrea Bocelli.
wowacidia 2 years ago
The plain glasgow-dolmio version is way funnyer if you type that in.
LopanTheLemming 2 years ago
loada shyte
ashah1988 2 years ago
this is ledge man!!!
joeashleypalmer93 2 years ago