Cinematic Excrement - Episode 16: Meet the Spartans part 2

[FrelixKnight]

Now I am totally hyped to watch the movie. Thanks for the teaser bro!

[DCman324]

O MY GOD STOP COMPLAINING AND ENJOY THE MOVIE THUMBS UP IF U AGREE

[supermonstah666]

hey dr cox why dont you just shut up and let people watch what they wanna watch.

[empoleon998]

She looks more like Sharpay than Paris Hilton

[whatwhat98]

ok, i strongly agree with jeremybear14 with this movie being better than napoleon dynamite. i only sat through a forth of that movie and was asleep after that thinking of playboy bunnies. i do not understand how it is considered funny. least meet the spartans had a type of humor that wasnt monotone through out the entire movie.

[Eeveemew269]

I have to agree this movie is so terrible its terrible!

[jeremybear14]

this looks a billion times better than napoleon dynamite

[sirmok12]

i beg you to stfu if you don't like watching it stop bitching about it.

[Minatoleekrinaze]

102 butthurt people did one of the following:

a) tried to find the movie for free on Youtube

b) thought this shit movie was good

c) just have issues with constructive critism.

Loved the review, keep up the good work. :)

[Bignike21]

its a freakin spoof

[TheSuareznr7]

People got different taste, and you are one of few that dont like this movies so SHUT YOUR FUCKING NAZI MOUTH AND JUST LEAVE THINGS AS THEY ARE!!!!!!!!! I don't love the movie, but i at least i respect other peoples taste of movies... and YOU SHOULD GET THAT!!!!!! Fuckin' douchebag.

[ambskater97]

@TheSuareznr7 someone's on their period

[lowriderlawn]

@ambskater97 haha lol id say

[lowriderlawn]

@TheSuareznr7 who and king leonidas

[Minatoleekrinaze]

Look at aaaaall the butthurt people trying to find free full movies on Youtube. :D

[unknown165ify]

Sad.

[TheToniTank]

you are a piece mother fucking shit

[MADARA169100]

you ar an idiotttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttt smeghead4269

[shadowguard60]

@MADARA169100 No U

[paramorevfan]

THE INVADER ZIM JOKE!!

[Rokamanguszta]

dude, please get a life...



[lowriderlawn]

dude your a fag stop hatein the movie its sick

[ambskater97]

@lowriderlawn I know a good number to a psychiatrist, because you're in major need of one. This movie is shit.

[lowriderlawn]

@ambskater97 no its now its funny as hell i dont know any one who thinks its bad i know alot of people and they had a laugh at it

[ambskater97]

@lowriderlawn Explain 3% on RT.com. And no, I'm not chiming with them. This movie was just trying to be funny, but it was just full of stupid and pointless moments.

[lowriderlawn]

@ambskater97 how is it trying to be funny when it is its better then a adam sandler movie dude its better then scary movie 1 2 3 4 and 5 witch is comin out lol

[HolyWolfRoy]

whut

[shygirlplay1234]

funny and crazy movie

[moshsanatory]

I will watch whatever I want, dude.

[crazybubbleyum101]

after I read the comments on this I've lost faith in mankind even then I've already have.

This movie is SHIT

And fuck everyone in the comments that like this shit

I mean really I like one of these assholes to do their own review on this movie and point out to me whats good about since they're oh so fucking smart and clearly know comedy

[sennedc]

That movie was awesome, I think you are a bit narrow minded!

[ambskater97]

@sennedc No, it's because he knows actual comedy.

[ambskater97]

There are actually people who LIKE this shit?!?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[sjpeterson520]

its like he expected it to be good. and you can totally tell he still lives in his parents house

[420protoman]

ppl who enjoy this type of comedy is why we are truly heading towards what the film "idiocracy" predicts for the future... a world of idiots as dumb as rocks, i can tell by the comments on this video that i am right

[lugia24681]

u fucking stupid ass hole shut up so wat if they show all those products there beter then the shit u do



[hamdragin]

fuck you thats the best movie ever!!!

[polo55193]

what i didn't get throughout the entire video,is...WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN???people can watch WHATEVER THEY LIKE!!!you can't just ban everything YOU don't like!!!i agree that some scenes are (the least) shity,but come on,it's a f*cking comedy what did you expect???

[byford1978]

this is a good film, shut up you twat

[fuzzynostic]

Its so bad its bad, that makes it bad, so your saying its a great film then

[david31XD]

can you suht the fuck up ?!?!?

[ANIOLATORV]

This was a funny movie, hes over thinking it and doesnt understand that your not supposed to understand.

The best part was Invader Zim and Gir

[GrampyMamoth]

wow this sucks your just a hater

[MyRock4life]

lol who cares if there making commerciels this movie is fucking hilarious

[sasorisasori11]

I like commercials...

[o4444o]

no we should not watch you not the movie

[DamIFeelGood]

hey smeghead fuck you

[HolyWolfRoy]

smeg u shit licker u want to fuck men so give us the fucking god dam movie without u talking or we will fuck kick ur ass as to u ppl who stand by him u all will suffer wen i throw my pc at ur fucking heads

[HolyWolfRoy]

no fucking shit someone should fucking crush ur shull for this meet the spartans is a funny movie if u do one more fucking vid like this i will fucking crush ur skull and rip out ur heart and then i will drink ur blood!

[gaijinmodoki]

@HolyWolfRoy Hey a Muslim!!!

[rascalferret]

I hang out at the coffee bean and fucking fuck....and I fnd this offensive

[ambskater97]

Wow, there's a lot of idiots here that don't know comedy.

[AlTaIr7Vlad]

Idiot that is Parodiy so pls STFU

[britticus1232]

for all the people calling this ridiculous for him reviewing a parody, just shut up. just because something is a parody doesnt mean you can just throw in any joke to make someone giggle, it requires talent, time, and a good script to make it entertaining. movies are terrible nowadays because nobody tries anymore

[amoilicious]

Dude, it's it's a spoof movie, it's supposed to be like that dumbfuck.I find that the movie is funny :p

[ambskater97]

@amoilicious It is funny if you're twelve.

[UnboundedSwag]

you a gay critic, just show the fucking movie and shut the fuck up bitch

[Icecubejacky123]

@UnboundedSwag you want him to just show the movie? a crap on like meet the spartans? do you find it funny in any way?.

[UnboundedSwag]

@Icecubejacky123 No, but this fuck is certainly not funny.

[4love9998]

fuck you

[JonJonAdamson]

im sorry dude, but this is a parody... its suppose to be ridiculous... what is sad that I watched your fucking review for 8 fucking minutes... An imbecile would know that this is just for fun and that it was not suppose to be a fucking comedy... Damn your stupid...

[110ikke]

you are weird

[OriginalxDDCTx]

awwwwes this is exactly what everyone says about rebecca black and justin beiber tho i might not personally like them they make money due to things like this if you stop bringing your attention to something it goes away like global warming or the fact that i wasted a minute to right this comment ........

[kennylives09]

3:05

If I ever find you I'll fucking strangle you

[1010abha]

amazing

[uMadBroBro]

If I wanted to listen to someone bitch, I'd have a girlfriend.

[GamingVideos99]

its comedy dumb ass! its supposed to make absolutely no sense and put funny random product placements

[SuperAwesomeace]

thats why its called epic movie

[AscotMusic]

U jelly?

[jessrocked]

seriously, thats the whole point of the movie, it doesnt make sense lol.. stop whining xD

[LoveNoteProjects]

its like a slightly more capable reviewer (lol) than the nostalgia critic (whom to this day i only acknowledge as a comedian)!

[imanoobbutimablader]

dude when u are gonna put movies with out u talkin that wat people want u to stop talking

[ArmenianZipmanwwwi]

smeghead, you are a faggot

[M4levolence]

called lame ass comedy and WE liked it.

ur an idiot go be emo somewere else lal ..

[MrToMiK007]

you are idiot you fuck the film!

[MrToMiK007]

2:44 3d tv haha

[allytheginger]

He doesnt seem to get that it was meant to be a joke. It's meant to be cheesey and the product placement jokes are to highlight other movies. Maybe it was too bright for him...

[MrWolfrh]

you suck

[thejoexman]

I fear for the future of mankind when there are apologists who pretend like this movie doesn't suck the root. Yes, a parody has to make sense because it parodies GENRES, not specific films; it CAN parody things in films, but you can't parody a whole film because, like the assholes who made this movie, you'll just be doing the exact same scenes, only the people will fart or do a pratfall at the end. There is no humor, no intelligence, no effort put into this movie. Don't pretend to like it people

[Azuban222]

GIR! What happened?

The plug thing! It's unplugged!

LOL!

I didn't think Meet the Spartans was funny. It was more stupid than anything else.

[middeland123]

dude shut up you talking to much play this vid with no volume :D

[WillisFilms1]

My god... actual proof that I, as a budgetless amateur screenplaywriter and director, have made better films than a pair 2 million dollar studio directors. You're right, Smeghead, Hollywood can suck it.

[raynmune]

get a life

[Siska0Robert]

how is botox product placement?

[smeghead4269]

@Siska0Robert It's a brand name, isn't it?

[Siska0Robert]

@smeghead4269 Yeah, actually you're right. I thought it's just abbrev. of botulinum toxin, but it is brand name alright. Btw Friedberg, Setlzer should stop before it's too late...

[Everwen45]

Am I in the Twilight Zone? There's people who actually think "Meet the Spartans" is funny, let alone good? And no, just because is a parody it doesn't have to be senseless, and before yo say "Well, what were you waiting?", the world was waiting for a good movie. C'mon people, level up your standards.

[TheSeliparjapan]

fuck you asshole no life

[BillionaireBillard]

It's funny if you seen 300. This guy's boyfriend thought it was too scary so he got Meet The Spartans.

[TH3xL3G1ON]

Wow you are the first person i've seen to hate on this movie

[Timeforthaunted]

@TH3xL3G1ON REALLY? Where have you been, most in the film community hate this garbage lol

[TH3xL3G1ON]

@Timeforthaunted Thats really cool that you have a different taste of movies, i was only stating an opinion but if you are goin to hate on it go ahead.

[MikeandJoshnewscast]

dude its called COMEDY

[unyong007]

i don't give s f**k to your opinions.

[TheBigRobbStout]

ok dude its ur fucking opinion. tons of people love it. if u dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all.

[alkiwanmk]

come on man its funny movie but you seems to be a fun killer

[alkiwanmk]

come on man its funny movie but you seems to be a fun killer

[ab8992]

it doesn't make sense because it's a fucking PARODY you asshole!!! and stop telling people which movies they're not suppost to see like this one!

[ambskater97]

@ab8992 It's still shit.

[NIKOLAS6100]

If you understand greek and watch it in that its fucking hilarious

[jimmare4ever]

@NIKOLAS6100

Sumfwnw re file xD

[grandtheftauto5555]

Hmm, you know i've never played those grandtheftauto games.

[m4TTu5]

FUCK YOU !

[a199719971997]

Dude this movie is funny ok. U dont hav to point out every little detail of the movie.

[GuitarHeroIIIManiac]

Having a spaz attack over a movie, if it gets sales or views or whatever... It means its good.

[TheKourosh1990]

what the fuck show Persians as black , this stupid westerns do not know the Persians were white pople and they were noble aryans

so stupid arrogant

[ErikaMj12]

This Could Have Made Me Happy, But He Had To Talk

[HatredEternal]

@ErikaMj12 Jesus, not every word in a sentence needs a capital

[CreedofCharles]

That's why its called a Parody! It doesn't have to make sense.

[Bwkjam]

I don't think theirs really much to spoil their is a vast amount of boring dioloug that's all in subtitles. Like theirs no fight scene just them blowing ppl up and dismembering ppl.

[Bwkjam]

@superhoopsa001 I watched into it expecting either a kinda dark comedy about WW2 or mabey some action movie I ended up with a story that made zero sense and everyone was a freakin psychopath.

[Bwkjam]

@smeghead4269 hey man just saw a terrible movie I think you would like to reveiw it's called Gacy house me and my girl friend just watched it's one of those so bad its funny movies. It's a Blair witch type film that was made for you to reveiw like I imagined you commentating this as I watched it. See it it's on netflix.

[Ladiesboj]

how are you not famous on youtube yet ? hilarous :) keep the good work up!!

[GoldenFox17]

I pretty much disagree with your comparison to Chicken Little. I still think CK is the worst movie I've ever witnessed on cinema. Meet the Spartans was garbage, sure, but didn't do anything effective to a company like what CL did.

[HallGardner]

Once again this still is your less inspired review, in my self defense i never pay to watch any of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzerand and I still think you should reviewed Disaster Movie instead or leave this amateurs alone, point them as worst than Uwe Boll is an outrage, Uwe Boll is the greatest evil villain Hollywood never had the balls to support, all the undeserved money support goes for Michael Bay and his Excrementically Awful movies, can you please tackle him now please ?

[Bwkjam]

You forgot that retarded end part where the fat guy returns but it's ok no loss.

[spiderlime]

well, not many films in history make you sympathize with a culture that is otherwise known as proto-fascist.... poor spartans..

[Bwkjam]

@supahoopsa001 sorry screwed ur adress up read comment below.

[Bwkjam]

@Superhoopsa001 I agree I hate all those movies especially eragon. I also recommend the movie inglorious bastards.

[supahoopsa001]

@Bwkjam I never say Inglorious Bastards, i didn't really like the idea of jokes about WW2, but then again i like Tarantino so i don't know what to think without actually watching it.

[supahoopsa001]

@Bwkjam Sorry that meant to say saw, what the hells going on with my typing? :(

[Cassavius]

I actually got a few genuine smirks out of "Postal". It was an awful movie, but "Meet the Spartans" was just painful to watch.

[supahoopsa001]

Another good review smeghead. I remember seeing the trailers and being quite interested cos i liked 300 and i love spoof movies, and then they showed the Happy Feet and Amy Winehouse references which put me right off. If you ever want any recommendations for new reviews, i would highly suggest.

1. Eragon

2. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

3. The Wild (would be a good one to follow up Chicken Little and it was the worst animated film i'd ever seen)

Keep up the good work!