[4.27] The king of sarcasm.

[Punxam]

My therapist says I am socially awkward because I always misunderstand what people mean.

I'm pretty sure she wants me.

[dinocutepoo8]

I well take that bitch out...

xD

[slukecooper]

Glee is great!!!

[AliceItoko]

You look so cute and cheeky with the monkey tee :D Love ya!

[SonicPulseX]

This was a kick ass video, I'll definitely start watching more of you

[awesomeness2571]

how tall are you?

[mandyretardiffff]

im skinnier than most baby trees as well. its just fantastic isnt it. i especially love it when people ask me if im anorexic

[angiehADDICT]

Wait, how tall is he again? I forgot.

[LornaRusso]

I LOVE YOUR SHIRT WITH ALL MY HEART HOPE TO DIE STICK A NEEDLE IN MY EYE!! I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC! IT'S AMAZING.

[zoeruls]

holy crap i love your friggin shirt!!!!!!!!!!!

[georlysa10]

u make ur life sound PRETTY BAD..

[commonNcrime]

made.my.day.

[ItsaConfuseingLife]

I LUVVVV the fact that my dog belives my laptop is a bathroom

[MsMakeuploverr]

You guys should each cook something(:

[PandyPuff]

this is hilarious! :)

[pipernoswiping]

"I love being skinnier than most baby trees" That was funny but it also means there are baby trees that are fatter than you!

[kittenlovesjesse]

simon can argue all he wants on this fact but i will take that bitch down xDD

[andrineslife]

I LOVE being a confused teenager, hell yeah!

[kassemir]

@iluvdrakeandjosh Well that's just my point. Good sarcasm isn't obvious. But yeah apparently they have to dumb it down for this viewing audience.

Sadly.

[dianejazlyn]

DUDE YOU LOVE EVERYTHING.

[ladymadonnasky]

Darren - forget an internship - transfer to the NYC location of your store and live here this summer. You can live with me - except you don't know me, I'm just a TOTAL lurker, minimum wage is lower here, and cost of living is higher. So other than that, it's a great idea.

[meadows2488]

That sarcasm was just so fucking bad

[HaleyRS2177]

You love that in that storm over 170 people died? Hmm. Interesting....

[SomeRandomHomosexual]

I think you should do Lady Gaga week.

[Michellestan96]

i also love how i am freekishly tall :)

[WeasleyTwiins]

I love my love life. It's just awesome how everyone around me is losing their virginity and I still haven't kissed anyone. It's just amazing how I can't get a boyfriend, I just love it.

I also just adore how bad my eyes are! It's so cool to be practically blind whenever I'm not wearing my contacts, and the best part is that my eyes aren't suitable for lasering!

And what's best about me is that I am so shy. It gave me so many friends, and I'm the most popular person in school!

[kassemir]

Hmm... this sarcasm was a bit too obvious.

Sarcasm is best if it's not too obvious.

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@kassemir you have to make it obvious because a lot of viewers aparently have a hard time picking up stuff like this. Like when simon did the lyrical break down for rebecca black and everyone's like "is he joking? hurp derp" so yeah it's hard to figure out when not to take things seriously around here for some.

[xxnonyabidnezxx7]

i looooove when i ask my mom a yes-or-no question and get an essay-like, time-consuming, background story, filled with excuses, and a little bs sprinkled on top as an answer instead <3

[5aglover]

We are matching today, I got banans on my shirt to (:

[kakayvyxz]

my name is nico!

[actionitem1]

Long live the King!

[ayyeeitsgrace]

I LOVE THIS GUY!

[markiedude88]

"Expect less shitty videos"...where you being sarcastic?...haha

[EkimberleyA]

Your 1st comment = win for the freakishly tall!

[jjguy23]

Gays are sarcastic.

[dennis6843]

Babytrees :-D Precious

[ScreamxxRadio]

You are soo adorable <3

[CatotheCensor1]

Ummm...I haven't watched more than 10 minutes of TV since the fall of '98. I don't even have a TV capable of picking up a signal any more. Thus, I have never seen "Glee", nor do I want to.

[BlueVlogger]

HAHAHA omg. So funny. Favorited.

[Thunderflower367]

where do you go to school?

[crazyanimegrl1]

I just LOVE how whn I walk into a room with my hair down and bangs over my eye because I'm tired ppl scream and shout IT'S THE GRUDGE!!!! =.= rlly people? rlly???

[someonelookingout]

Oh and I love that whenever anyone is pointing me out to someone their first words are always "no over there the giant."

[someonelookingout]

Like you Darren I love being freakishly tall. I never once hit my head on anything because of my hight. It also never creates any awkward situations where I really just don't want to be noticed but then quickly realise that everyone is looking at that one really tall dude being a wall flower. It's just grand isn't it?

I've always wondered though, how tall are you Darren? I'm 6.7

[s2runningman]

LOLOL, I will take that bitch down ((:

[crazycookie66]

Well, i'm loving the exhilarating feeling of caffeine flowing through my veins as i finish my English essay. it really reassures me that i made the right choice by pulling an all-nighter last night. i wonder why i don't do it more often. Perhaps my teacher will give me an extension though, since i've been using my time wisely and acquiring knowledge through the obscure site, youtube.

[sowhat5000]

I love how the cable in my dorm got messed up so I missed Glee. Then the next morning once the cable works again and I want to watch Glee on the internet, Hulu wants to bitch out on me. Fan-FUCKING-tastic.

[villarrealsam]

I like that Ur in HD!!! It looks good!! :-)

[xcassimus]

"expect less shitty videos" ah dang was that sarcasm too??

[sakurasugoi]

i love how i have to write essays for phys. ed. no class at my school is complete without having to write immensely enjoyable essays.

i also love how my senioritis is preventing me from doing one of these said essays. procrastination will get you so many fabulous places in life.

and i further love how i'm going to have to get up at 5am to do this essay because hey. what's life without sleep deprivation?

[jeszilestrange]

I LOVE how I'm SO sick three days before Prom.

[SoRealfan36]

I LOVE how I'm in a long distance relationship because I get see my boyfriend SO MUCH. It's definitely amazing(VERY HEAVY sarcasm).

[yayii527]

i love that i have to work at mcdonalds 8 freaking hours a day 5 days of the week just to pay for college

[CarolineTheAwesome]

I love how I broke both of the purses I had within a week. And it wasn't even my fault!

[UkeElaina]

"I love being skinnier than most baby trees" LMAO!

[MrSammmusic]

I am neither a raging homosexual or a little girl; however, I did view the newest episode of glee last night and I do quite enjoy each and every video agayaday puts out. :) keep up the splendid work! :)

[randomname21212]

Where's Roman? D:

[IBleedSkittles89]

I love your tallness and thinness![non sarcastic]

but you know what i really love?

i LOVE how all the men i ever crush on/fall for never like me and treat me like i'm invisible and the ones who i do get to date cheat, lie then dump me for someone else, i mean who needs a bf right? being alone is so much better. i never have to worry about buying gifts! I have more time to train my pokemon! [dripping with sarcasm]

[RaynMan718]

I don't watch Glee, is something wrong with me?

[TheFlameFalcon]

Glee was soooooooo awesome!

[hprum17]

I love that you live so far away and in another country so I only get to see you on youtube videos and talk rarely.

That's the best.

[musicismylove92]

I almost spit out the water I was drinking at "skinnier than most baby trees"...you are so awesome

[aj3oh3]

i love how everytime i become happy sometimes happens and fucks it up

[sighmoansays]

It was a mistake to promise less shitty videos on my part...

If anyone asks, I'm in exam session indefinitely.

[Enarab1]

I love how you know that most of us are either homosexuals or little girls ;)

[ohwellyeah2]

Darren, you are NOT funny at all. It's not like I comment on every one of your videos saying how much I love you or anything. I would never follow you on DailyBooth or Tumblr or Twitter or even here, on Youtube. I mean, really. Could you BE any less awesome?

;)

[TopCityPrince]

LOL "I love that it's about to thunderstorm because I definitely do not have to walk downtown in a couple hours"

[AlphaQuack]

HAHA, Omg i was totally believing him untill he mentioned the quality of his university... Then it dawned on me it was sarcasm week..

[oooohokay]

hahahahahaha baby trees

[AriesSunAquariusMoon]

I LOVE spending a semester working on a 3-d modeling project for a full semester, and then find out it was never saved. I LOVE knowing the hard stuff in Calculus, but not the easy stuff on the test. I love pulling all-nighters because I sleep too much anyway. I love giving 30 minute presentations in front of my class because it helps me overcome my fears. I love taking classes EVERY semester Including winter holidays and 3 week courses cuz I'll be done faster then others in my grade...

[xsarahtran]

you are the king of sarcasm! not being sarcastic. lmao

[alexmanian]

You can just pull that sarcasm out of thin air. It's a gift my son. Use it wisely.

[MrTwentington]

being tall should be a good thing. Tall people are looked up to, literally, in crisis. They're the lighthouses of society. Personally I love having rosey cheeks which, regardless of my actual and age and how the rest of me looks, will always make me look about 14.

[WWEQAF]

Does anyone else want Kurt's shirt? (U know which one...)

[MalevolentXMaganda]

Oh yeah, Velvet Underground shirt <3

[rossstewart1989]

I love how it looks like you are caked in make up now that you have an HD camera :p

[chiquitita3339]

I love being called a legal midget at 4 10". Even thought to be a legal midget I would have to be 4 9".

[edgehaedjr]

You're like freakishly tall. We're you the beanstalk in jack and the bean stalk? :P JK Darren. Not funny eh. Fine.

[HotMissa]

Honey you are amazing just the way you are. Simon has nothing on you in the sarcasm tho. You schooled him. Stay sweet <3

[itselizabethhh]

Oh my goodness, you're taller than your door!

[reaceness]

hehehehe baby trees XD

[kammrobb89]

Your amazing and funny.. I love how my you tube friends are all around the world and the assholes live next door to me too..

[shamidkpzd]

I'm 5'2'' so I'd definitely be glaring at you if you made your way in front of me at a concert. And you're right, you have the sarcasm title. Simon comes in a close second though. :)

[faltrekka]

LOVE YOUR SHIRT!

[catarinarosa17]

haha i love your sarcasm. (;

[skye1985]

Glee was amazing this week<3

[Kyrin9966]

"I love being skinnier than most baby trees" LOL, and also, PREACH!

[Stupidkibbles3]

I love finals week. You know I am really glad I don't have any sort of free time and am going to feel great that I took a break to watch you guys.

I am glad that Japan is having radiation problems because you know, I didn't actually want to go on that month long study abroad that I spent so much money and time getting scholarships for. There are just as many Japanese speakers in Georgia as there are in Tokyo! It doesn't matter that everyone that works in a Japanese restaurant is actually Korean

[stephbanh]

@Stupidkibbles3 oh you go gurrrrrrrrrrrrl

[LegendEntertainment1]

@Stupidkibbles3 I KNOW RIGHT?! And they have no airlines to Japan either. I'm probably like one of the only Japanese people in my town!

[smokeme23]

Highlarious!

[thrilljunkie08]

"expect less shitty videos" ...sarcasm?

[JustBeSavi]

i hate when tall people get in front of me and i cant see!!

[Roux13XD]

How tall is he?



[nu1soxi5490]

this video was alright.

[KyouNoYume]

That was weird... 2 seconds ago, this vid was at 1 view

[smartgirl287]

Was he being sarcastic? I'm so confuzzled.

[DMCpawn]

@smartgirl287 No, he was completely serious. Who DOES want to get internships to get a higher chance of getting a job?

Sorry, yes, he was being sarcastic. And no offense, but it's sarcasm week, try thinking about that for a sec. Luan, Brandon, and Roman will probably be sarcastic too. Just thought you needed a heads up.

[smartgirl287]

@DMCpawn Maybe I was being sarcastic. O.O

[DMCpawn]

@smartgirl287 Sorry, but there were ACTUAL confused people Monday, so I thought ...

that you were confused too. Sorry, but I just found it surprising T__T

[smartgirl287]

:D

[l0serpants]

FIRST

[NotMuchAlive]

@l0serpants noob