Nuke Survival Myth Revisited

[Worldoftankscody4478]

This looks like my laptop..

[marco901216]

But it stills count as a death

[K1LL4Cam]

THERES STILL TIME TO CHECK FACEBOO-

[274joe]

element 115 is dangerous and so is the amount of dislikes

[saunapossu1]

Nuke incoming... Imma check my facebook!



[Blayne909]

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[dachampion99]

another way to survive:

Simply fall to last or final stand during the nuke

thumbs up so others can see

[zeeshanecool]

You died I saw the scabanger pack fall out and you died in the kill feed but I guess this is a good way to not let your body go flying

[shaneymane15]

What if it's your own nuke?

[SERGIBIC]

join to my channel SERGIBIC :)

[aLiveEnerGyeA]

You Didnt Survive You Died...........

[rexxiFixxer]

Does this work with my sony psp firmware 6.60 ?

[1CameronsChannel1]

i wonder if it works in real lifelkfmdvl ;df,sa;.f,lbkmglf;edbklmfldddd­ddddddddddddpmfkmdcm,k,drfwqed­cfrrqwdff

[fuygvfyuguihvuyguuyu]

something fall

[145ShadowStalker]

The guy brings a laptop to war.......and he's like:

you can kill me! I never had a life!

[shaunmcc74]

this has nothing to do with a nuke but i had a predotor missile and the mach time was 10.1 and i used it and missed the kill them it showed my guy and i could sill move even though the game was over

[Thatguywiththelaptop]

*Nuke explodes*

Player: MUST... UPDATE.... FACEBOOK STATUS!!!

[EpikkGamer]

Ramirez! Survive that nuke with this laptop!

Objective Completed

Great! Now survive with this pie and this Dumb Hat

[hoboman755]

2 people in the lobby, yeah, you see that at the end...So he could've only killed one person other than his-self, and there it was. it will count as a death on his stats. even if he didnt physically die...

[TheArmA2ForEver]

Ramirez...

Ramirez:Wait my pc is recharging

Why the fuck?

Ramirez:Becose of the hacker nukes

[irelandpat4]

you can survive with final stand!!!!

[Demandedrobbie]

if chuck norris was there the NUKE needed to pull his laptop

[Hytjeie]

@Demandedrobbie Norris jokes where fun a long time ago.

[zombieslayer6703]

Terroist:Nuke!

TF141:NO!

Terroist:YAY!

TF141:Doesn't matter terroist I gotta laptop!

Terroist:WAIT I CALLED IT IN!

TF141 lives!

TF141:THATS RIGHT! LAPTOP FOR THE WIN!

[Xsonic378X]

I survived a nuke by just a flash I was like

*BOOM/FLASH* *Sigh* OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH *nerd orgasm* Lol

[hazardousmango]

*when nuke happens.

Must.... Update.... Facebook Status......

[0pticReloads]

Die^

[0pticReloads]

Right, before i do im just going to pull out my laptop and just have a quick go on pacman. LMAO.

[x3fre6ak0]

get in "last stand" and you'll also survive

[ZevaMinys]

RAMIREZ! Use this laptop for survive nuke!

[H3RR4SM13SL11G4]

If you think Chuck Norris doesn't need a laptop to survive a nuke thumbs up!

[itachi999987]

so many people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki; too bad laptops weren't invented.

[THELASTMASTA]

one time I survived by going into last stand just as the nuke reached me

[theminiman333]

you can survive a nuke if you are using last stand or whatever its called with painkiller active! while not being in last stand of course!

[TheGoodkat44]

The scavager pack falls out xD

[RuiisuKorobase]

Freakin' Facebook addicts updating their status for everything they see... >.>

"OMG! Just saw nuke xploding infront of me!!"

[TehNoobHunter007]

i was walking around after a nuke cos i called in a pred right on time

[LuichoX203]

Ramirez! Use your laptop to survive a nuke!

[MegaGently]

if i evar get 99999999999999999999999 thumbs up ill go up to my booss naked and shoot myself in the face(only if im still alive)

[mclarenf101]

@MegaGently nope. sorry

[freakfome]

@MegaGently if the entire worlds population had 5 youtube accounts it still wouldnt get the number you asked for

[AbstractReverbZ]

He's dead.. look at the killfeed...

[RaptorsYo]

@AbstractReverbZ no shit.

[oroizwvm]

@AbstractReverbZ hes a nazi zombie :D jk

[Gumminoob]

I've done this. 

[sunnydeb123]

he dead with the laptop open

[SU0M]

I tested that nuke system... It WORKS greatly :)

[TheSmoothShow]

this is the first time ive seen a map other than rust.

[luckymii24]

ha ha what a pathetic trick chuck norris could survive a nuke with no clothes on while being poisoned and lit on fire on the sun

[SonicMatrix64]

Id call it a radiation bomb. if it were a nuke, the map would be turned into a wasteland of destroyed buildings and dust.

[cekinxxx]

ronald jenkees ftw

[aznboychen]

Does this work with my desktop computer!?

[Drewdude1234]

most

epic

laptop

pullout

EVER

[JotalianLeague]

@Drewdude1234 QUICKLY!!! I want you to whip it out =0

[Faizaan9984]

add me my name is faizaan khan in facebook my picture is the simpsons

[EdDoWar]

Or you can SIMPLY lock yourself in a refrigerator like Indy ;)

[mani75961]

@stickmanstudios77 Well if they all do it a once only one random player will get to activate it.

[mani75961]

@stickmanstudios77 Well if they all do it a once only one random player will get to activate it.

[stickmanstudios77]

What happens if everyone in the lobby calls in a nuke at the same time

[19950812w]

So..... ?

Yesterday I survived a NUKE with a toaster

[shizzv4dizzy]

@19950812w lol

[MRmarantz1]

he didn't even survive look in the killfeed

[0PhoenixKnight0]

@MRmarantz1 dumbass look he said but they are still givven the kill

in annotations

[pizzap132]

i'd just get a chair and a beer and watch the fireworks

[XxGrassH0pperxX]

U jus gotta hve balls to survive a nuke!

[tornadoswe]

@XxGrassH0pperxX Iradiated balls....will look like raisins

[viyark]

COULD SOMONE PLEASE HELP ME OUT. I worked pretty hard on almost all my gaming videos and for some reason i dont get enough views daily on the videos which i spent alot of time repeating & fixing my gameplay, like the last 2 videos i uploaded recently. Could somone please check what im doing wrong or right, like are my videos really that bad? Give me straight forward honest answers Thx.

[FearlessCookie1]

@viyark i check out your channel and i cant see anything wrong. all i can say is just keep leaving good comments on other youtubers videos and a thumbs u and send some emails to other youtubers asking them to sub you ad you will sub them in return :)

[TheDrummerDominic]

Myth: If you have the Martydom killstreak active,and you launch a friendly nuke, when it kills you do you still drop the grenade?

[Jas0nM5]

also... (i've done this) u could also survive a nuke while going into last stand right b4 the nuke hits cus u have a small time of invincibility

[pieman8198]

@AmanDmaninc treyarch didnt make mw2 infinitry ward made it.

[AmanDmaninc]

you die when you dont die....treyarchs making all types of mistakes

[jorgec5151]

@AmanDmaninc damn so are you dumbass. Infinity ward made this game.

[slh543]

@AmanDmaninc

u mean infinity ward?

[TheDrummerDominic]

@AmanDmaninc MW2 is Infinity Ward

[animesk8er96]

@AmanDmaninc smd ur stupid ma dude

[tehJimmyy]

still he got the kill look at the killfeed

[02Balanata20]

you...can..survive? s:(

[MitchellTom7]

fuck ramirez

[adamwillis1024]

why don't you just kill yourself with a grenade or something when the nuke goes off? you don't survive, but they don't get the kill cause you're respawning

[MrTOPcommentisGAY]

TOP COMMENT IS GAY!

[jman159753]

WOW



[DefourOwnsYa]

One like a day makes me wanna stay!

Hi guys, I don't want to ask this but I got some 360 qs, no scopes and tomahawk kills on my channel! Feel free to check it out and leave a comment or let me know what u wanna see! THNX!

[BLOODSAVAGE252]

@DefourOwnsYa y did u ask then?

[devildemonzero]

you did die :P

[Freak911Boy]

I hate Nukes >.<

[LanceWill762]

I love seeing your scavenger pack fly to the right

[tuleli]

@NightmareLink561 too soon bro..

[brock8186]

COOL BEANS

[bizeeb11]

he just had to watch porn one more time before he died

[FurySpartan2711]

Holy SH!T NUKE!

Let me take a picture

*Camera Clicks*

Ok, OH SH!TTTTTT!

[Elmasterjudio]

@NightmareLink561 zing!

[asianman81]

@NightmareLink561 u raciest basterd whats with everyone being raciest on asian i mean seriously

[GunZmaster223]

actually if u were put in last or final stand right before the nuke, ud survive! ehh idk, i havent played mw2 in so long they mightve patched that lol

[MrChrisivisi]

That ltittle bag at the and xd

[cobraman1234]

Wait, So the logic here is, If I go and join the military, And I'm in a situation where im about to be nuked, In supposed to pull out a Predator Drone Laptop? And I'll survive? IS THIS IN THE US ARMY MANUAL?!

[jemorris2]

RAMIREZ!!!!! Survivr that nuke

[SuperRedbaron221]

Wrong the guy who called the nuke in still technically killed you with it(look at the left side of the screen where it shows who and what killed who, it shows you died by a tactical nuke, but your guy doesnt physically die)

[TheSherlock96]

@SuperRedbaron221 You Should Turn Annotations On, They Would Have Saved You Typing A Useless Comment!!

[pinks4men]

Am i the only one who read that ENTIRE flame war about 2 pages back?

[TBS55]

@pinks4men Nah, I read it too.

It was hilarious! :P

[MrFrani1717]

@NightmareLink561 lol ha ha nice comment

[SHMAKG]

There are two things that can survive a nuclear bomb: 1) Cockroaches and 2) This Laptop

[soraroxas61988]

commander: INCOMING NUKE, OPEN YOUR LAPTOPS!.... DAMMIT JIMMY YOU OPENED IT TOO SOON!

JIMMY:wha-*BOOOOOMM*........

squad member: dammit i think we lost our commander too

*commander pops out of fridge* : sup guys

[Twinpistols1]

You didn't survive the nuke, look bottom left.

[MegaWiggy123]

@Twinpistols1 u fucking stupid? watch it again, u survive but the guy still gets a kill off u

[MinecraftSkeith1]

@Twinpistols1 Your not count as a death hes just pointed for the kill thats what a nuke is programed to do..

[Reddugy]

Imagine if he got a blusescreen XD

[Fr3akGamers]

I survived a nuke like this and they didnt get the kill, it was tiny bit diff though

[HoneyNutChirico]

RAMIREZ! survive this nuke with a laptop!

[TheSeabucks]

@HoneyNutChirico RAMIREZ take out the entire russian army with your throwing knife

[freekicks141]

I have done that but I went in to final stand

[BiTTjl]

MUST... CHANGE... FACEBOOK STATUS... TO.... "Being Nuked, Brb"!!!

[xXBlueBijanXx]

that was my nuke ok............................

[GoodmanDontLai]

i did this once..... then i went inside and played mw2

[jjoaman]

yessss im going 2 war!!!!!! wait i need my laptop....

[ikillzthejewz]

kool

[mr1lego]

sucks

[ROBOMAN1218]

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i have no idea why i did that

[TheRandomChannelz]

ok kids you can all stop with the faggot ass "im pulling out my laptop" shit we all know your just 12 year old followers who cant make up your own comments lol.......

[CouchPotatoe97]

A NUKE?/?1!!!??1!!

Well, I guess one last porno wont hurt

[thej8888]

Hey its a nuke maybe i can destroy with a pred missile

[TheStandardFreak]

"Tactical nuke incoming!"

*Opens Skype to say goodbye to momma*

[bredstick2]

uh oh. a nuke!

*opens laptop to google "how to survive a nuke"

**survives the nuke.

"well watta ya know?"

[eek98Azn]

my comment has top thumbs :3

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn fag

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 douche

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn wait let me tweet this cause im a little faggot

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 lol your funny kid now go suck your moms dick shes waiting

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn typical 12 year old reaction

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 umad bro?

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn typical 300 pound 12 year old reaction

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 hmmm looking at your videos they all suck so your most likely under 10 and have no life and is mentally retarded thinking your supercool putting school fights on youtube and your blackops shit.kid sit down

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn i didnt record that fight and i put it up for my entire school to see you fucking idiot. everybody wanted to see it and my friend was sick of passing his phone around. and i put the blackops shit on because i can? are you fucking stupid? why wouldnt i if i had the capabilities? fucking inbred

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 oh so that means you are under 10 and you can put the black ops cuz u can?knowing that your black ops videos are shit what makes you want to put them up?are you TRYING to tell everyone your a immature dumbass who thinks hes super cool cuz he has gay ass videos?god your fucking stupid

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn an immature dumbass* and how many views do you have on your vid-OH WAIT YOU DONT HAVE ANY VIDEOS YOU DUMB FUCK. and how does uploading a black ops video make anybody immature? i see people doing it everyday and the thought of them being immature never entered my mind. you are fucking stupid as hell kid, go get a life. or maybe a job. get off the computer for 10 minutes maybe? go outside? suck your grandpas dick?

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 lol your comebacks are funny, first of all i dont put videos on youtube got a problem? and if i did they would be 5000 times better then ur gay ass vids,you think your sooo coooool when no one likes you,do the fucking whole world a favor and kill urself,no one would mind,go get a life you say i probably go outside more then you and i dont stay on the computer for like 10 hours like you.your mom and dad wont mind that your dead so go kill urself now,or are you to retarded to do that

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn I seriously enjoy how you're calling me retarded when you are making the worst spelling and grammar errors I have ever fucking seen. How the fuck old are you? I really hope you don't plan on going to college kid, cause they will tear you a-fucking-part. Go ahead and make assumptions about your amazing, 5000 times better than mine videos. Nobody will ever know because you're too much of a little bitch to upload anything. Fucking pansy. Blocked and treated BITCH

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 ur so dam funny, im guessing your a nerd who spells everything correct because he doesnt have any friends to txt so he think everyone spells right like when you say "go to there"

you think it has to be "to" instead of "2" like the world depends on it? too much of a little bitch to upload you say, WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT UPLOADING calling me a pansy for that?if people upload they should have GOOD vids unlike ur shitty ones,and now ur blocking me?cant think of cmbacks? lol GTFO NUB!

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn That comeback completely wasted my time. You should have said i was a nerd and then immediately called me a nub. I would have stopped reading and just threw everything else you said out the window because that is the biggest contradiction. Fucking little bitch. When I text I text like a normal human being. Not like some fucking retarded baby that picked up the phone and started smashing buttons like you do. Dumbass

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 if im wasting your time then why you responding? and what happend to blocking me? and a lot of people talk like how i do,all you do is go onto the computer and troll,go die in a hole, you have no future no friends and probably going to end up on the street,just kill youself now seriously no one will mind you being dead,or are you to retarded to kill youself go play with your dick,WAIT for you i mean raisin,come talk to me after ur balls have dropped, now go troll some other videos

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn It's a proven fact that men, i mean boys in your case, that try to determine the size of other men's genitalia over the internet are gay and usually are the ones with tiny dicks. So ill go let your mother decide how big my cock is kiddo. Or your whore of a grandmother

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 its a proven fact that dumbasses like you that try to make up shit as a comeback.so ill go force your mom to tell the truth that shes a prostitute and that u have a extremely little dick

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn Lol you're dumbass responses are getting so rushed that I have no fucking clue what you're saying anymore. Get a life fag. Grow the fuck up too while you're at it.

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 telling me to get life eh? look whos talking,your on the computer half the day and playing black osp the rest of the day.tell me what sports do you play?and your telling me to grow up?your the one who started this whole thing and your probably a 10 year old,you need to grow up,all you do is troll

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn You're the one checking all the videos you post on to see if you get top comment you fucking loser. Get a fucking life, once again. And I'm on black ops half of the day? Really? Because I haven't played that game for about 4 months you fucking idiot

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 nope i only posted in this video,you have less of a life then me,who cares if your on black ops or not,your retarded,this is getting borin,this is getting really boring,go watch your porn,ima stop responding since this is no fun and your telling me to get a life?all you do is troll

[Sacrifice117]

@eek98Azn You are literally too stupid to insult

[eek98Azn]

@Sacrifice117 to avoid further flamewar, im not goona say nuthin

[DEKARONGAMER97]

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING! w8 gotta post the gameplay video in youtube

[thetram156]

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING! "Wait let me masturbate to this porn vid right quick"

*Opens laptop*

*Unzips pants*

*Tries to jack off with left hand*

SGT FOLEY, "Mmm Ramirez ;)"

[cibihno]

109 people didnt mange to update their status quick enough during the nuke

[Mandrew125]

lol look at all that random sh!t on the laptop screen

[carrotninja145]

tactical nuke incoming, its all over? i don't think so.

[SHad0wZClan]

hey guys!

im the leader of a clan called SHad0wZ and we are currently holding tryouts. we are on ps3 and xbox 360, so if u are interested in this clan, message me and i will give u details.

[NSuhFan]

I think that nuke was boosted, just an idea!

[narutowhy1]

@NSuhFan duh its a private match you can do whatever you want

[deshiznit6699]

sargent: SHIT TACTICAL NUCK INCOMING

private:SHUT UP IM SKYPING WITH MY GIRLFREIND

sargent:I THOUGHT YOU GAY!?!

private:IM SAVING MYSELF TIL MARRIGE ALRIGHT OHH LOOK WHO DIED YOU PRIC

[AinsleysAntics]

Aw crap. A nuke. Wait. Let's check if this is on live stream. Yep.

[jonathansasa101]

You Play To Much Mw2 When:

You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out

The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck

You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building

You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."

You put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up.

You kill a bug and say "Tango down

Copy and Paste to other Vids

[freehugsjavier]

i just kill my selfe with a clamor or a semtex or a frag :)

[Rossrossross1234]

no point coz u get xp when u die in a nuke

[TheLastMinuteGamer]

@Rossrossross1234 but it won't count toqwards your death toll

[iMrBONKERzHD]

iv survived a nuke on highrise i layed down under sumthin n i survived

[EvilApple567]

So, are you given a death though?