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  • swddwn slrpnls?

  • I heard "Soul power", I agree my brother!

  • Even Tommy Wiseau can say "solar panels" more clearly than this.

  • SHOCK AND TERROR!

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  • They agreed to give him $10 million? Wow. They are honestly bone stupid.

  • I love how Mike's, Kevin's and Bill's voices haven't changed much over the years.

  • Fun fact 3 kW = 3,000 W. At $4.00/W a 3 kW slrpnl would cost around 3,000 W * $4.00/W = $12,000, not $300-$500 Also, using price per unit power is a sensible means of comparing solar cell technologies from a number of economic standpoints. But it does not reflect the price of production, with respect to the complains about how a nanotechnological cell could be more expensive. But they should be more expensive anyway, since controlling production of quantum dots, etc is very expensive.

  • Nano Technology = VERY expensive

  • I love that he never came CLOSE to saying it correctly. Consistent suckage FTW

  • As terrible as this movie is, I truly wish solar power was that easy.

  • sorlpell? 

  • Slrpnnls are cheapers because they don't require any vowels

  • @zupperm LOL thank you for this comment. It made my day.

  • solar

    panel

    solar

    panel

    solahpanuh

  • It sounds like he can say "solar" and "panels" just fine independently, but something about saying them both in succession seems to really confuse him. Many, many things seem to confuse him.

  • "What is saul power again?"

  • What's a slur plan?

  • What's a slur plan?

  • slowed down slpnnis?

  • Solo Powell

  • This movie is the new 'Room'. Fucking classic.

  • @shade1978x No. Just no. The Room is a far better movie than this horribly boring abomination.

  • solpnl

  • how does a nano technology solar panel cost more than a normal one?

  • @o5pr3y I thought it was that the nano technology panels cost *less* because they aren't manufactured with "silicon technology".

  • @iwpoe Lol yeah I typo'd. I'm not too in to nano tech, but I never see it associated with anything cheap XD

  • @o5pr3y Well, it is just a stupid movie. :P

  • How much would it cost to put vowels in these slrpnls?

  • @DrThunder88 Ten cents per watt, I imagine.

  • @iwpoe it would be nice if we could get a 50% discount on that.

  • @iwpoe

    per slrpnls as well

  • Damn, this guy is as bad at presenting as I am.

  • lalalala just driving around getting 100 mpg. Slrpnls.

  • This movie is so fucking bad I can't believe it's a movie. No wonder it was rejected form Sundance. Crap.

  • @limbdarkening Yeah I know what you mean, and they literally allow almost ANYONE to show their films there!

  • This reminds me of that comic-book hero, that was bitten by a radioactive spider.

    Gave him SHORE-PWRS.

  • Guys, this is mind-bogglingly bad.

    He makes Tommy Wiseau sound like a Shakespearean actor!

    "Forsooth! I verily swear that I struck her not! My hand was never raised against the maiden! It was not! ... Good morrow, Mark!"

  • @VTPPGLVR I do say, Lisa my good madam, you are verily and truthfully hurting me, as if you were to be deconstructing my body!

  • He's trying to sell them Soul Power!

  • SOLAHPLANEHL

  • Solpol!

    

  • On a scale of ONE to TEN, I give this guys acting a Minus thirty-five.

    how can you not even finish a word?

  • This movie was powered by slrpnls. 

  • @WesHatesYourMovie Well then, i'm going to track down and destroy every slrpnl in existence so we won't get any more of this garbage.

  • sulpow ure surly gat ource f pwer

  • this slrpnnls company obviously stole their design from slpwrls

  • "No, you can't! That's not a childishly simplisitc number!"

  • that sounds like an accent 

  • "Soul power"?

  • Slrpnnls!!! 

  • Nanomachines.

  • When you look at the lead actor it`s like that quote about staring into the void and the void staring back at you. I bet in reality the scene went like this -

    "I need ten million dollars to make a movie"

    "I`ll give you ten dollars and half a snickers bar"

    "Sold!...how much change do you want?"

  • Wow. Hollywood spends billions of dollars a year to hire "big shot" directors, etc. to make bad movies. They should just hire Jim Nguyen for $10,000 and he'll make the same bad movie.

  • @PunchSydeiron Wait, $10,000? Birdemic looks like it was made for 10 BUCKS.

  • @PunchSydeiron The best part? With the 'negative' word of mouth from Rifftrax, they are probably turning enormous profit margins for the movie. $50,000 may not be much for Big Hollywood, but what do you think it means to these guys? For us that matter....

    We all must start making Birdemics!

  • @DasMischungBaby Oh for the love of decency, no! We have enough Michael Bays and Roland Emmerichs slipping through the cracks as it is. I swear, Hollywood should administer tests that filmmakers have to take to be certified directors.

  • This man desperately needs a 1950's PSA to instruct him on lip and tongue action!

  • @Iamafishproductions ..AND a wire rack.

  • @Iamafishproductions

    He needs to make the knee test.

  • @Iamafishproductions And he obviously didn't do "the knee test" that commy.

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