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  • kinda funny how he says ur gonna die tonight then she face plants into the floor

  • Raped!

  • Raped

  • his face form 2:44 to 2:52 is priceless

  • WTF did she hump you?!?!??????

  • Hey you got a haircut!

  • she should be a regular! lol!!!

  • She tryed to rape him lol

  • @grim0reaper she didn't try, she succeded. He was raped.

  • Mesha rape him on stage. Awesome

  • Damn Misha... Calm down.

  • he looks so scared hes like wtf is going on

    

  • OH HELL NO SHE DID NOT JUST TOUCH THE GUITAR!

  • wen she said you can swollow my balls u look a lil................ creeped out!

  • LONG BEACH!! i live here maynng ^_______^

  • RAPE!!!!!! lol

    "no i do not want you" XD

  • I love how he said "OH FU** IT I SUPPORT YOU!!" then he fekk on the floor that was so funny!

  • TOOOO A SKANK LIKE MEEEEEE hahahahahaha this was brilliant

  • Mesha. Parting to hard, raping NicePeter, and making Jesus cry still in 2012.

  • O.o !!!! Wow...the mark of a true artist, the show must go on.

  • 3:17 look at NP's face LMFAOLMAFOLMFAO!!

  • I burst out laughing at how red in the face Peter went at 2:48!

  • What happened next?

    WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?!!!

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  • i envy you dude

  • You look terrified... <3

  • XD!!!!! Oh my sweet baby Jesus, I just laughed so hard I peed a little..  Poor Peter <3 ^_~

  • Nice Peter is the funniest man on youtube!! you kind of bring me out of my depression, that's how fucking good you are!

  • press some buttonsmon ur keeboard while watching the videos also try this with nom nom nom nom babies

  • You have this expression of "Why the hell is there a crazy, drunk black lady rubbing up on me?"

  • I wan't my mum

  • You handled that so well haha XD

  • I think that's my dance teacher. 0_o

  • Flexibility: Best sign of a fantastic comedian.

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  • 'I support you!' best bit.

  • ooooooooooooooomigosh. that was awesome.

  • poor peter...

  • thumbs up if you thought your volume went down at 5:38

  • how drunk as she

  • akward? lmao

    

  • She is SOOOOO high!!!! Poor Peter he got raped at the end! Lol sorry man

  • Ur makin jesus cryyy

  • RAPE!!!!

  • .......I LOVE your eyes!!!! This was as funny as fudge, poor Peter, she didn't even say surprise before she raped you lol

  • wow u didn't wear ur sunglasses :)

  • Go Jiggleboobs!

  • stupid drunk lady!!

  • This dude is F*cking awesome!

  • you make me want to learn how to play guitar, but then I realize I don't care that much to learn

  • Dear Nice Peter,

    You smile a lot.

    Sincerely,(FictionLov3/Kayla) The Chick That Notices Peoples Smiles.. :0] Just sayin.. :p

  • poor peter STUPID DRUNK LADY

  • I wasnt really paying attention, and suddenly all see is "you can swallow my balls ."

  • Dude I've been to one of those!

  • i support you!

  • you are extremely freckly. its adorable <3

  • awesome improv:P

  • im so embarressed from watching this...she has a killer rack

  • Mad props for keeping it together there. So awesome. :)

  • Oh my dear god... lol

  • You should've put her against Lady Ga Ga instead of Sarah Palin! >=3 See? My angry cat face thing agrees!

  • You look horrified of that woman.....Did you make any attempt at traumatic recovery via extensive therapy sessions? :P joking of course

  • omg, that was wonderful. you really are NICE peter :)

  • Tht bich was soooooooooo drunk!!!!

  • I knew that SHE was going to FALL and that U will get RAPED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I LAUGHED MY BALLS OFF!!!! Wait, i dont have ones... Anyway it was fricken funny!!!!

  • lol

  • Did you stare in the mirror afterwards and cry?

  • omg im crying!!!

  • hahaha

  • I cant stop laugthing))))))

  • @thtscuteyeah woah o.o he really did!

  • Also - first ever 3D picture song?

  • @4:50 can only imagine what went through your head that happened. Can't say she had bad comedic timing!

  • fucking awesome

    

  • i like her tits!

  • Captions make this x100,000 nicepeters funnier.

  • Handled it pretty good - curiosity: do you ever get that wasted yourself?

  • nicepeter you are awesome but this video just didn't do it for me. she was just an annoying drunk. i bet your set would have been way funnier without her...

  • You look so scared. lol hahaha

    This is awesome.

  • Your face is AWESOME after she says her infamous line...lol

  • You remind me of Ross in this one..

  • This is funnier than any of your other videos. Well, maybe not I Fucking Hate Dave Matthews. But still.

  • u kinda look like cm punk

  • I'm in love with nice peter, and I'm a dude. That's how fucking awesome he is! :D

  • that was....well fucking amazing lol

  • i wonder what this girl must have thought when she finally saw this, or if she hasn't yet, what she will think when she does.

  • man, u have the best time when ur on stage.

  • No fuck it I support you

  • GINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes. I'm drunk. Fu YOU

  • Win

  • 

  • Crap.

    ta-da!

  • Greatest fucking nicepeter vid ever lol

  • planning a trip arond usa in 2012 (we are aussie's)

    checking this bar out for sure..

    funnist thing ive seen in years..well done..

  • @TheWeskerhouse Well then, have fun! :D Will you post a video?

  • i wish i was there those people know how to fudgin party! Yea!

  • Lol I love the face he made when she said u can swallow my balls: O_o

  • I'VE BEEN TO DIPIAZZA :D

  • your eyes are beautiful. *creeper*

  • You are the funniest man on YouTube

  • hahaha, this is hilarious xD

  • omg that was funny she fell and smoked a battery then raphed nicepeter

  • omg omg omg omg omg omg u liked it u know it peter

  • he looks like jim carrey 3:16

  • @CptCuddIes I KNOW RIGHT

  • stop looking at her boobs

  • @pablo1234killer sorry ._.

  • @pablo1234killer ok who will not stop looking at a hot chicks boobs?

  • did you have long hair then?

  • i died!!!!! *AHHAHAHAHAHAH*

  • @nicepeter Hey! Love the videos! Could you please come to Wales to do a show?! It'd be awesome if you could...

  • I love playing for drunk audiences. They instantly become easier to entertain, and you never know what random stuff might happen.

  • freckley

    

  • she black+drunk+said swallow my balls= dwi transvestite

  • IM LOLING SO HARD

  • this is the best thing ever.

  • hahahahahahahahaha rape onstage imma guess one of your more memorable gigs lol

  • hey man ur soo awsome why dont you do a show here in canada

  • I CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • lol very funny man this is to funny

  • dude you have pulsating freckles....

  • lol who see's the smiley face in the back round.

  • awesome hhahah

    

  • haha shit peter, that didnt made my day, it made me freaking month !!!

  • nicepeter looks terrified.

  • oh dear god rape!

  • ahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahaha­hahhhhhahahahahahaha thts all i have to say

  • AWESOME! This dude is hilarious!

  • Try living a block from long beach PS signal hill is not very big

  • hey nice peter watch my vid i put on here its kinda funny tell me what you think

  • awsome just awsome

  • "No, f*** it! I SUPPORT YOU!!"

  • I don't think anyone can blame the woman...Nice Peter IS hot! xD

  • Uhm... That was "Hawk-ward"

  • lol the dude at 2:58

    WTF IS HAPPENING

  • brett favre vs michle jackson

  • Guess she wanted that NICEPENIS !

  • she's a hottie o.O lol

  • @nicepeter I'm not sure I could have laughed harder. Good lord you're funny. I mean, I've bought multiple Epic Rap Battles on i-tunes and I have seen your impromptu Danny Trejo serenade and I just saw you were traveling with DeSorm(wheels on the bus), but holy bejeezus my man, you are unequivocally, unilaterally and I believe I can state without fear of repudiation or rebuttal............ not bad at all. Lets also give a big hand to crazy, drunk, fearless people with batteries in their mouths!

  • peter u da greatest!!!!!!

  • Did you see his expression when she said that she would swallow his balls

    it was like O_O

  • lmfao

  • "You'reeee gonna die toniiightt"

    Falls off stage

    About to make smart ass comment

    "Fuck this, I SUPPORT YOU!"

    Dolphin dives after her

  • a mad house, A MAAAAAAAD HOOOOOOOOUSE! :D I like it!

  • POOR PETER!!!

  • @arktheball lucky bastard

  • That chick wanted his superman sock!

  • Skip past the commercials and talking--then it gets pretty funny!!!!!! :0D

  • Nice Peter is soo cute : )

  • When did u come to Long Beach? :S

  • She wanted the sack.

  • I bet this girl had no idea that 205,361 people were going to watch her molest nicepeter, smoke battery, and fall on her butt in front of a live audience. xD

  • @RikuLimp probly not, but at least peter supports her!

  • @RikuLimp funny cause she is black and u said bet... BET good channel

  • 2:55 what the fuck is happening

  • 4:53... fuck it, i support you haha

  • My god... nice tits!

  • I like it that you fucked up the sound of the last bit where you were trying to teach the shaytards thingamabob :P

  • were you afraid when this happened?

  • Mischa was good sport ,full of alcohol -loved it

  • The vlog in this video reminds me of MannixThePirate for some reason.

  • you don't know how i love this video!

  • he looks like a young Jim Carry

  • @beb644 i was thinking the exact same thing

  • Hide Yo' Tuber Hide Yo' Singers Cus They Raping Every One Out Here

  • And that, children, is how you deal with hecklers

  • I miss picture songs.

  • Nice peter just got dry humped on stage lol

  • You're making Jesus cry ;(