Hardly Working: Pledge of Allegiance

[jake51479]

i wonder who the other eleven were

[cafaling]

Waaaaaaiiiiiiittt!!!! He didn't finish the pledge! That means that Dan doesn't control him! Loophole bitches!

[IngaEditing]

what the fuck. my name is dan, or danny, whatever, and me and my friends have our own personal day of doing whatever, and its june 16th. what a coinkidink.

i love dan

[kdaubtf2]

Lol he is not amused

[angelictigress04sks]

THIS SICKENS ME... GET YOUR PUNK ASSES OUT ... I TOO PITY THE HUMAN RACE... THANKFULLY THIS IS ONLY THE 1/3 OF OUR YOUTH...  MY SONS WOULD HAVE JACKED THEIR SHIT UP FOR DISRESPECTING OUR FLAG AND CONSTITUTION... YOU ALL HAVE TURNED MY STOMACH...

[kdaubtf2]

@angelictigress04sks Chill out. This video isn't going to make the terrorist win.

[skinlo01]

@angelictigress04sks lol

[Rashik30]

@angelictigress04sks Go to hell >.>

[XLUpLoaderXL]

@angelictigress04sks u mentally ill dude?

[SenileZombie]

@angelictigress04sks Look! The Shut the Fuck Up Fairy came to bless your very long story!

[jack00goodyear]

@angelictigress04sks how are they showing disrespect?

[Grinder815]

Amir is the only one who finished the pledge... ?

[highpants22]

Don't be like Pat Cassels!

[AdGarUK]

LOL, only Amir actually finished the pledge.

[AdGarUK]

LOL, only Amir actually finished the pledge.

[Ogidamanisha]

whenever pat isnt a dick he is pretty awesome

[sandyballs275]

WTF?!?!? June 16th is my birthday!

[volleyballslammerr]

umm ok theres def something hanging out from the censored area at 0:27 ...

[The8347135]

ALL HAIL DAN GUREWITCH

[BasilFawlty4444]

Americans pledge allegiance to the flag... at work?

[xXHawkCheerXx]

1:03 Pistachio Disguisey?

[99pantherfan]

2 questions

What amendment of the constitution is that

And why IS Dan naked

[rachaelly1]

They didn't pledge to Dan they pledged allegiance to the 'flag'

"I pledge allegiance to the 'flag' of the united states of America"

[Mario1223345]

Dear muttly almost... Every schoolday

[kungharry]

it's gonna be nice to leave the US in a few months...

[willysheepboy]

DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASSLES

[muttley299]

do americans do that everyday

[mrrossjonathan]

@muttley299 Yes. I absolutely hate it. I'm free now..but not for long. The American Empire is upon us...

[joobuhleefom]

Is it me or did that monolog at the end remind anyone of Hetalia?

[davisstdude]

Can we see Sarah after Dan took over?

[ElVenezolano94]

You can see he has underwear on

[ellagrace810]

don't be like pat cassels

[ughhhh525]

MY grandma has that snowglobe!

[TheExtremeTES]

At my place is 10:45PM! :D

[misterhijack]

0:27 ballsack...

[thinh99]

first of all its pledge of allegiance TO THE FLAG

[thatkidfromdowntown]

9 the best and only rule

[Grinder815]

Amir is the only one who finished the pledge... ?

[MegaPanzers1]

actually Pat and Jake didn't finish the oath so... they shouldn't be nor killed nor enslaved; and how did Dan get to rule the world from having something around 15 people under his control?

[Ibledue]

@MegaPanzers1 Anti-Joke chicken much?

[TheNuren101]

Dan has curly eye lashes :|

[retephgiel]

Simple enough rules to follow



[jrw97]

You can see the cloth hanging down below the blur....

[Grinder815]

Amir's the only one who finished the pledge?

[mcfatsoejt]

Jake didn't finish all of it! @_@

[MrTylerJasonWillis]

wow didnt know that could happen

[ColourBall14]

dan is not blurred enough,

[punkrockcop]

"OF THESE UNITED STATES!" Nice read Velma...

[jpower7199]

take him avay

[ThisMissLovesYou]

dans penis is peeking out 

[cheshirecatluvr98]

Keep telling my mom I'll clean my room after one more video ...........yah I said that literally an hour ago.

[2020undercover]

first!!

[ThisMissLovesYou]

@2020undercover ur an idiot 

[Youngblood1701]

Dont be like pat cassels

[YoungKeley]

why did he have a constitution book??

[magicalbeastfairy]

@autumntree2011 people can make whatever life choices they want and shouldnt listen to your racist bullshit

[Edwardo90219]

Lol, my birthday is June 16

[UnholyCrabmeat]

0:34 who the hell is that guy?

[kangashoo]

who the fuck is the guy in the yellow shirt -__-

[salty103]

I'm never buying Wild Turkey

[BlueBloodW0lf]

"take him avay!"

[leeshizzle429]

you can see some of his boxers under the blur

[musicmaniaxoxo1]

BEFORE WHEN I LIVED IN THE STATES (where i was born) I remember having to stand up before class and recite it.

[hodopoo]

you can see his balls at 0:27

[alexhan6]

AD LIBERTATEM! NOVI ENIM LUNAREM REPUBLICA!

[PrairieRockz]

Seriously...DAN LOVES TO SHOW OFF HIS BODY. He's almost always naked in Hardly Working Skits.

[SuperRandomToast]

''Dan Gurewitch is a god.''

Daymmmmm, straight.

[Watonlyz]

Don't be like Pat Cassels

[Pr0LegendsAAJ]

take him avay ):D

[HerNamesJuliette]

I don't know who I love more.

Streeter for Overgrown Guy Girlfriend or Dan for every fucking thing he does...

[afroebob]

@HerNamesJuliette Overgrown Guy Girlfriend has nothing on Phantom of The Office!

[DCK1NNG]

@HerNamesJuliette don't forget about Steven Baker haha :P

[waasaabaay12]

sarahs leavin us

[razorman715]

Take him avay....

ROFLMAO

[bibirdyj3]

i see some scrot

[TheCodyHannah]

sooo....im thinking maybe dan wrote this script.

[frdrsch]

do they really do this, seems kind of nazi-like

[tbridge256]

@frdrsch they use to. when we where kids. every day at school.

[Razzfazz87]

I lived in the US as a kid and had to pledge to the flag even though I was German. Thinking back, I could have started to eat 30 seconds before anybody else. WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME THIS?

[castlehastle]

which one is the one where amir has a hammer and everyone is trying to stop him and he yells " LET ME KILL HIM!!"?

[BOSHKOB]

@castlehastle Bad cop good cop if im not mistaken.

[TechnicallyTechnical]

@castlehastle I think its "Good cop, Bad cop", or something like that.

[sharkmanray]

THANK GOD IM ENGLISH

[MarioBario]

@sharkmanray Still ass hurt about losing the war I see

[sharkmanray]

@MarioBario No im just glad i dont have to make that pledge ever

[LUCKYJ3SS3]

Take him away...

[ninjarlo]

Dont be Pat Cassels

[iiBeDaBest]

you can tell that Dan is wearing underwear...

[BricksrFun]

June 16 my bday!!!

[xAiiRPLANES]

You can see the skin colored underwear at 0:27.

[sponkus69]

take him evay lol

[HokieNation14]

Im going to try this at school....

[lettertree11]

@HokieNation14 No, I will not live in a Hokie Nation!

[sarjita327]

@HokieNation14 your gonna try this naked? lol

[MultiLightining]

Don't be like Pat, don't wear clothes.

[senshi85]

dan is pretty hot too

[RPGUltimateGaming]

How he says "Take him away" Lawl

[p3nguinish]

haha wtf

[minychoyle]

i pledge alleigence to college humor for making me stay up till 2 in the morning and not letting finish my paper on ions and to the videos for which they dtand one site under god for liberty and laughs for all

[DeathrangeMcNugget]

Don't be like pat cassels

[TheSinfulEnd]

I PLEDGE MY ALLIGIANCE TO DAN!!!!

[FOOPSPY123]

who could see dans underpants?

[TatyanaW13]

Why would you kill Pat!? I freaking LOVE him! Wtf!

[Warriorofthebattle]

@TatyanaW13 IKR?!

[peaceofbacon]

take him avai

:J

[Lalijoker]

Talk about respect for one's country...

[sleepy91]

in humor we trust

[PastaAndPavarotti]

sophomoric non humor

[USMCpwnage4u2]

pledge allegiance to the flag. Not the people. fuckers.

[beritbe]

LOL Take him avay

[BassAce691]

Dan Gurewitch IS God!!!

[NakikkiRedo]

0:05 sam staring

[klono123]

Am I the only one who noticed that Pat had a kids before he died (The one in this video and then his daughter cupcake) How old is he?! o__o

[Rockzilla1122]

WAIT WHAT??? this must mean sarah went to work... OMG NOSEBLEED!!

[spriteaddict2435]

@nighthawk3321 hahahaha..... ur a douche

[GTFOVevo]

@nighthawk3321 Lol, you use rape to make Youtube spam? You're a dickwad.

[epictube51]

I saw his black underwear



[ImaLooker9]

I love how Pat is always the voice of reason. XD

[likasamboody111]

wow amirs taking initiative huh...

[PinkeCarrot]

take him a vway... sounds so gay...

[thecrazymike12]

nobody wears cloths to work in the future?! sweet! that means i don't have to change a thing...

[locallistener]

@thecrazymike12 Then why are you excited..? thafuck?

[RandomPonyProduction]

You know what YES Dan is god

[MASKEDMONKEY18]

Obama hid behind a flag and became president, bummer



[cllewis1]

guess I was the only guy who thought he was about to say "Rosebud." On account of I'm old.

[daisyrios101]

"Coming to work in our clothes...like we used to." xD

And why does he have a weird Dutch/German accent? That's what I'd like to know.

[lettertree11]

@daisyrios101 It's supposed to be a Polish Jew accent cause it was a spoof of a holocaust recollection.

[ManziMovies]

im wondering why dan taking over the office required him to be naked...

[TheSuperdeathdemon]

I SAW DAN'S BALLS!!!!!!

[drummermzl]

Oh Dan, that sexy motherfucker.

[lliifvee]

"Take him avayy"

[mackysplace]

When did Pat have a son?

[sonamy10]

wait....... pat never finished the pledge.... nor did jake...

[OmNomNommy]

So many unanswered questions.

[nevermoretree]

Only Amir finished the allegence.



[EmpressPrincess19]

@nevermoretree I know, I was wondering if that's what the point of it was...

[DeliciousHoboCheese]

@nevermoretree The word "Allegiance" is right there in the title, and you are still unable to manage to spell it? I pity our human race...

[TehFiishy]

@DeliciousHoboCheese Gee thanks, now I gotta backtrack 4 months of comments, perhaps even more! :(

[GamerAntman]

don't be like cat passels!

[PJayOkay]

Do americans actually talk to flags?

[OmNomNommy]

@PJayOkay Yeah we just make a pledge while facing the flag. You mostly just do it every day at school, and at patriotic things, usually not at work though.

[simpletrickz1]

@PJayOkay your really stupid and ugly

[ConnorLouisWright]

@PJayOkay yeah they dont talk back much though :(

[starkiller1289]

@PJayOkay Yes and no we say the plegde of allegiance in school every day to remember the ones lost in wars

[thejuryissleepless]

@starkiller1289 people who died in wars caused by those who pledge allegiance to the flag.

[starkiller1289]

@thejuryissleepless they died in wars caused by disputes which somehow started a war. Not sure how wars are started.

[rosemarie443]

@thejuryissleepless wars were never started by the pledge of allegiance, wars were started because other countries asked for help. and then there was 9/11 that war was started out of revenge. what did you want us to do, just give the terriosts a slap on the wrist again. NO we went to war

[thejuryissleepless]

@rosemarie443 people went to war because of blind nationalism and patriotic fervor. the pledge of allegiance only concretizes the jingoistic right wing militarism in this country. look at all the wars the US has been in since WWII -not started because someone attacked "us" or they asked for help- but because the US felt a need to spread neo-liberal economic fundamentalism (for example stop the nationalization of oil) throughout the world. 9/11 was an EXCUSE to institutionalize endless war

[Jojoateyt]

you can still see part of dan's sack 0:28

[TheAngrySandwich]

@Jojoateyt awwww fuck is that honestly his sack or just some undergarment thing?

[Jojoateyt]

@TheAngrySandwich lets hope its an undergarment, otherwise they would have had to film dan naked for no reason

[eatbeavers]

@Jojoateyt It is a type of 'underwear'' that actors use to seem naked

[Jojoateyt]

@Jojoateyt youre right... how do you know these things? /:)

[Melku44]

damn pat died again

[123afterbang]

i wonder if Sarah ever looks at the comment section and is like "dayum there's a lot of people who wanna see me naked"

[9ikaro]

@123afterbang to bad she´s in a relationship...lucky bastard

[pitthepwner]

@123afterbang she will now ur top comment bro

[carrottopsisco1]

@123afterbang i would hope she is more mature than that ^^

[MarioBario]

@123afterbang Need to see her naked

[ryandonian]

@123afterbang oh i hope.

[calahoon22]

jake never finished the pledge

[lildowntowngurl]

wait pat was the grandfather of the speaker at the end? that would mean that pat's had a kid already...

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

@jfernandezTV well he showed his dick bulge to a random 10 year old girl

[tomroper95]

dan should so be god

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

he just showed his dick to some random 10 year old. 0:07 to the right of patrick

[JfernandesTV]

@TheFryingpanofdoom He's not naked.

[TheLilslox10]

is the end a refference to the movie life is beautiful? :O

[usafshah]

I can clearly see his underwear

[acaash]

WTF IS UP WITH THE SNOWGLOBE?

[AshiiNoel]

Oh my god... they killed Pat! You bastards!

[DarrenCrisslover15]

Oh my god pat has died so many times

[xxangelsbloodxx]

amir's the only one who actually finished the pledge of allegiance.

[TimJSwan89]

So basically Dan Gurewitch is lucky because he gets Sarah, plus any other girl there. Kk.