"Yes, comets. The icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might get some kind of gravity boost... or something."
"Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream; to kill him so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things"
I shall use this - rarely - in forums
Treblaine 2 months ago
"Kiff I've made it with a woman. Inform the men."
64supermarioreturns 2 months ago
"Yes, comets. The icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might get some kind of gravity boost... or something."
DXIndustriesInc 5 months ago
Why did I suddenly get reminded of Morshu from the LoZ CD-i?
Sorry Zapp, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little MMMMMM richer.
msh11201996 6 months ago
"Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!"
KriegKadaver 6 months ago 2
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MrEmadshalabi 6 months ago
Modest as always I see. :)
MrEmadshalabi 6 months ago
"What turns a man neutral? Gold? Power? Or was he just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
Cryer24597 8 months ago 3
The way to a woman is through her parents. Sleep with them and you're in.
TheMrCFH 8 months ago
"In the game of chess you cannot let your opponent see your pieces" - Zap Branigan
FRIEDEATH 9 months ago 3
"Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream; to kill him so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things"
Lukmendes 10 months ago 2
im sorry link, i can only give you too little credit, come back when your a litlle MMMMMMM richer!
roxasfruit 11 months ago
@roxasfruit nice
SmashLiXs 8 months ago
"You Disgust me!.....Go on"
infernai 11 months ago
Watch full episodes of futurama at mintshared(dot)com
mintshared 11 months ago
"The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
fr3k4z0id 1 year ago 74
"I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service!"
neviusprime 1 year ago 88
why is he looking at his pants??? O_o
jerallen1515 1 year ago
@jerallen1515 hes talking to Mrs Wong
sporedude114 1 year ago
@jerallen1515 What pants?
VIOLATER9000 8 months ago