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  • That is amazing.

  • 0:24 a turret flies into glass

    XD

  • 0:52

    Wheatley: Alright, let's find a way to stop this turret line... you got any ideas?

    Chell (thinking): LOOK AT IT YOU MORON! IT'S ALL SCREWED UP!

  • you broke the game xD

  • for some reason it makes me laugh XD

  • wheatly-*keeps thinking*

    chell- i have an idea =3

    -10 minutes later-

    chell-*throws defective turret in assembly line*

    wheatley-...

    chell-just wait

  • Wheatley:Ive got an Idea! Wait no, Looks you got it.

    Lets move on !

    Defective Turret:So, are we still moving?

  • do you have any idea to block this turret line? ... no?

    umm...

    ...

    lets just wait :)

  • i axidentaly dis setince

  • 0:22 WHEEEE!

  • GLaDOS: Oh... you were busy back there... WTF?!?!

  • hello hello hello hi hello hello nonononono hello

  • I love how the computer and Wheatley keep saying randon shit despite the problem gets quickly out of hand XD

  • hey where we goi... nooooo

  • hello? hello. hello? hello? hello. helhello? hello. hello. hello? hel.hello?hello. hello? hello? hello.

  • 2:29 aww, this is just FUCK!

  • wheatly: Go on pull the turret out

    chell:um i dont think we need 2

  • what have you done.....

  • i actully did this today.... if you wanna know HOW to do this, message me

  • @TehAwsomenezz I wanna know how to do this :D

  • 0:23 a turret goes flying off the assembly line and makes a surprisingly loud (and VERY comical) crashing sound

  • @DeloreandudeTommy Never mind, I just realized it was actually just Wheatley sma...ahem, HACKING the door's window. Still, it lines up pretty well.

  • niiiiceeeeeee

    

  • I don't know about you guys... But I think he broke it.. (Captain Obvious ftw!)

  • 77 777th to watch this! :)

  • I was hoping all of them would get stuck in one spot.........and then the window would break....

    ....but I think the factory's conveyor belt needs some security to it.....hm...

  • thats just sad. i wanna merry the turret tht was in the line to go be fired. i caleld it my turret baby and i kept dropping it to its death and yeah i just HAD to restart from my last save and get it then i brought it with me until it disintegrated in the blue wally thingy :c i loved that turret......and now i cant stand to kill any other turrets. theyre so cute to me now.

  • that's one way to stop the line

  • Dear GLaDOS,

    I accidentally the turret the nerutoxin. is that BAD?

  • @HoneyCrystal0 I hate you so much.

  • @Linkjerto Oh, tht was bad, wasnt it, but, at least i didnt cake the reactor!

    Fact did that. >w<

  • ERROR ! Assembly line JAMBED ! SISTEM ERROR CODE:90587568765956r9t78959857­89

    ERROR TURRET MISSING !

  • Amouncer: Template ?

    Turret: Hello ?

    Amouncer: Response !

    Turret : Are you still there ?

    Amouncer: IN THE GOD'S NAME ! TEMPLATE ! RESPONSE !

    "Chell comes and destroyes the TURRET"

    Turret : AAAuuuuuuaaaauauauauauau!!!!!!

    Amouncer: Template !? RESPONSE !

    "No sound"

    Amouncer : Template !? RESPONSE !  THE END And Amouncer continued to ask "Template !? RESPONSE"

  • TEMPLATE RESPONSE RESPONSE RESPONSE TEMPLATE TEMPLATE TEMPLATE

  • He should have pulled Wheatleyof the line and put him in the scanner

  • @rockandrollallnight4 bitch please

  • Can somebody send a maintenance team to the assembly line? We broke it...and several laws of physics

  • @luckycharms6JS It isn't broken, it's SCIENCE!

  • @luckycharms6JS God help us the laws of physics no longer apply. runs screaming out a window

  • 0:40 did anyone else see that one?

  • hah lolz .gonna do it .

    

  • lol I want to do this now!

  • You've given me ideas...

  • Did anyone else had the first instinct of standing in the scanner and letting it scan you to try and jam the line?

  • @GibblingX there's an ap (achievement i mean) for that too.

  • @GibblingX Haha yup, but on the up side at least it's worth an achievement.

  • @GibblingX i did it i was the first 1 to think of that

  • @paristuscan2 cool story. millions of players around the world and you're the first. real cool.

  • This must be one of the methods of how Wheatley made the frankenturret XD

  • curse u physiks!

  • you accidentally the turret? what does that mean?

  • @CrazyFaceEInc Welcome to the internet.

  • Hello?

  • I accidentally the whole assembly line. Is this bad?

  • Wheatly pee's me off

  • I once did this, and my compurer crashed...

  • Wheatley is hacked it!

  • I dont think you need to sabotage it anymore.

  • Defective Turret: AW THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

    Me: I agree.

  • @aug325 haha, i thought the exact same when that Defective Turret said that XD

  • "let's figure out how to stop thisturret line"

    Yeah, I don't think that's gonna be a problem...

  • lol

    

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  • ˙ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɯ,ı

  • "Nice job breaking it, hero."

  • @TheGamerWolfie "Nice job copying TVtropes,Troper"

  • @Madness9001

    Actually, I don't even know who that is. I never intended to copy anyone.

  • @TheGamerWolfie Its "A website" not "Someone" and not just "anyone" but "a gigantic group",Ins't it a lot worse now?

  • @Madness9001

    Sorry. Anyways, I didn't copy "a gigantic group" on purpose. "Nice job breaking it, hero." is a GLaDOS quote. It's a pretty obvious thing to say in this situation. It's no surprise someone else has said that too.

  • IM NOT DEFECTIVE! NOOOO!

  • Hello.

  • 0:14 turret breaks window lol

  • And thats how the frankenturret was made.

  • Suddenly, line-up!

  • templatetemplaresponsetemplate­mplarespontemplate

  • Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break is my heart....Wait... never mind.

  • 1:55 -- Aww, this is RIDICULOUS!!!

  • @kirby28645 Perfect line for the situation.

  • @kirby28645 lol

  • lol you broke apeture science u crashed the system and u managed to break everything else

  • I guess there's more than one way to shut down the production line after all...

  • this is why 1 out of 3 turrets are defective

  • Eh glados? i think i broke something

  • What have you done!?!? D: heartless!! :3

  • Wheatley: Alright, let's figure out how to stop this turret line... have you got any ideas?

    Chell: See for yourself, blindball.

  • I did this on my X-Box 360, DON'T DO IT! It crashes your X-Box 360!

  • That can't be good for your pc and CPU. lol

  • That can't be good for your pc and CPU. lol

  • I laughed at this so hard for some reason thank you :D :D :D

  • turret faillllll

  • how did you manage that?

  • hellohellohellohellohellohello­hellohellohellohellohellohello­hellohellohellohellohellohello­hellohellohellohellohellohello­hellohellohellohellohellohello­hellohellohellohellohellohello­hellohellohellohellohellohello­hellohellohellohellohellohello­hellohellohellohellohellohello­hellohellohellohellohellohello­hellohellohellohello

    Navi. :l

  • "Now then let's figure out how to stop this turret line any ideas?" - "Yeah how about what i just did to the production line!"

  • You accidently the whole production line!

  • OH MY GOD. YOU TOTALLY PURPOSELY THE TURRET! IT WASNT ACCIDENTAL AT ALL

  • And the Frankenturret is born.

  • What the he'll did you do? XD

  • fail

  • OOPS!

  • WHEATLEY ARE YOU BLIND?!?!?! WE ALREADY STOPPED IT

  • My first reaction?

    "I wanna try it. 83 "

  • what is this i dont even

  • "Go ahead and break it, Hero. I don't care."

    -Sound of smashing glass and Turrets spazzing out-

    O . o

  • i did that its develepors console in options

  • "Let's figure out how to stop this turret line.. Have you got any ideas?"

    "Had them. Did them. *leaves*"

  • this is what i call turret sex

  • @Suuldat ...

    Wow. Turret Rule 34 most be REAL kid friendly then... :P

  • 1:54 a turret said this is redickuless

  • TURRET PARTY FTW!!!!!!

  • assembly line dun borked

  • Wheatley: There we go! HACKED! :)

  • hoowww? xD

  • dude , how u did this ? i lmao , wanna try do same..

  • "Aw this is ridiculous!" I couldn't agree more.

  • "lets figure out how to stop this turret line" 0:53

  • Wheatly: let's figure out how to stop this turret line.

    Chell: I threw a defective turret in and jammed it already!

    Wheatly: any ideas?

    Chell:....Apple.

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  • I think, you broke the turret assembly line..

  • how to

  • Wheatly: Well lets figure out how to stop this turret line. Have you got any ideas?

    Chell: Yeah I'm looking right at it.

  • Oh god. I can't stop laughing! XD

    The only thing that would make this video even more perfect would be...

    "Surprise Commentary!"

  • Template. Response. Response. Response. Response. Response. Response. Response. Response. Response. Response. Response. Template. Response. Response. Response. Response...

  • Hello. HellHello? HelHelloHello. HeHeHello. HellHelloLlo? HelHello.

  • "Any ideas, any ideas??"

    Ahhh yeaah....no.

  • I like the part when he said

    "awww this is REDICULOUS!"

  • this whole game was schizophrenic

  • @LinguistTroubadour What does that last word mean? c:

  • So you decided to jam my turret production line...

  • wtf

  • This is how Cube turrets were created...

  • WTF OMG LOLZ XD

  • "Lets find a a way to stop this turret line. Any ideas?"

    *Turret line backed up*

  • I tried this, and Succesfully got my game to crash.

  • @MrMadMurder :O same here :D

  • funniest glitch video ever!

  • Wtf?

  • its like you glues the fucking turret in place XD

  • I accidently [insert something dirty here] the turret. >:)

  • O HERES THE JAM

  • OMG!!!! thats so awesome!!!!

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  • Any ideas on how to stop the turret line?

    You: Be quiet moron. I'm thinking.

    Wheatley: RAGE.

    [[insert portalmon battle here]]

  • Oh... O_O Hey, maybe the defective turrets and the turrets will have babies in their spare time! xD (Turrets don't work that way, do they...)

  • @CrazyNatalia936 TF2 Reference: Nope

  • How did you do that lol?

  • @septemberknuckles You have to accidentally the turret production line.

  • FU

    SION

    HAaaaw fuck....

  • I tired that and it didn't work, but I got the same effect in a different way.

  • Is that bad?

  • cool i gotta try this out

  • I did this in my game and it lagged alot BUT I WAS FUCKING ROFLING

  • Well done. You broke Aperture Science.

  • I think it would have been a nice touch if standing on the template zone got the machine either reject all the turrets or replace them with ones that look like Chell.

  • I love Wheatly's hacking skills on that door.

  • 0:25 the glass breaking sound fitted perfectly the flying turret hahaha

  • HELLO? HELLO HELLO? HELLHELLOHELHELLOHELLO?

  • WHAT did you do with this game??? YOU MONSTER XD

  • THOSE TURRETS WENT GHETTO.

  • spah sappin my turrets

  • I'm Different...

  • wtf?!

  • Oh lol that's amazing.

  • im diffrent!

  • IS THIS BAD???

  • how did you get the turret there?

  • yes defective turret it is rediculus

    1:52

  • lol

  • I ove the title for this video....

  • Im confused what exactly did you DO?

  • @MarioBros125253v1337 It's in the title. He was messing around in Portal 2 and he accidentally the entire turret line.

  • @Al5ezdlt whoops didnt see that

  • 0:23, notice how the "template, responce" device watches the turrent fly out the window and keep going.

    That's dedication right there, even for robots!

  • 0:00-0:09 what the FUCK is wrong with your textures?

  • @SuperMinorMiner nothing, probably.

  • Announcer:

    " Live turret line is active. Enter room with extreme caution."

    " Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets."

    ... (After malfunctioning)

    " Live turret line is active but currently malfunctioning