Vagina and anal probing is the way to go to keep us safe from the terrorists! Drugsmuglers use the ass or vagina. Imagine how much C4 a terrorist can stack up there The terrorist will go undetected on the plane and we will risk a new 9/11. I would not mind being checked in my ass before flying. Only those that have something to hide will avoid the anus/vagina checking.
If you want to fly. Have your ass and vagina checked first! It should be mandatory for everyone
"We will pass some buckets and pans around so you can place them under the leaks. Sorry for the inconvenience, we will work on the roof of the plane next time. Thank you for flying CrackAir"
i remember on out last flight the captain couldn't stay in the cockpit he just walked around the plane and talked to people and then told us facts about the plane and shit... I think he was too social XD. When we were landing the captain was still walking around lol...
No!! actually Southwest is the best airline out their now. I have been on many diffrent flights with diffrent airlines and so far Southwest is the best. It will be the only airline I will fly with for none international flight except for places Southwest does not go to then I would take a diffrent airline.
@wiltgen86 air tran is pretty good too. For international. I either fly Japan Air (to Japan/ Taiwan) or Delta (which i liked better when they were north west but eh)
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People pm me plese!! i wanna be pilot but my parents dont want me to. I dont know why. I live in Bristol UK but iam form czech republic i can speek 2 languages allready, i am calm headed, good at maths and i am the house capitain ass well. what should i tell them??
Tell them that it is your dream, and they have no right to take it away from you. Go fly anyways, don't let them control you like that. Just go take lessons. They can't stop you!
I think that the fact that you're the captain ass of the house already coupled with your clearly robust command of a couple of languages' grammarifications points you towards the presidency of the United States rather than piloting. We just traded in our last yahoo... there'll be an opening shortly.
Mans dream of being able to fly is ancient. Good views and the feel of power is great. Im learning to be a pilot and as soon as my first lesson began and we took off, i fell inlove with flying (I've previously been a passanger but it did not compare to the control of a plane). I came off the plane and said to my sister, I LOVED IT. my sister is a nervous even thouugh she is a cabin crew. But now she wants to learn to fly to. (she is only nervous cause she knows what the plane is doing)
When I was young the first time I flew was on a Delta Express 737-100 from Tampa, FL to Boston, MA and the A/C was generating visible vapor and water droplets blowing from the vents because of the humidity in the cabin from the Florida weather.
Have you ever been in south Florida? The temperature in the summer is in the 90's - 100's and we often get sunny mornings and afternoon showers, so the asphalt is extremely hot and then it rains and the amount of vapor in the air becomes extremely high, then you have a plane that has been sitting and has those conditions inside blowing cold air from the vents and it causes tons of condensation... You can't have a cold drink here in the summer without it dripping from water from condensation.
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Lies, lies , lies! This is the biggest fib I have ever heard. Airplanes have better technology than a cup of coke dripping. These are gasses to kill insects. They spray the plane when going to southern countries like florida. My Dad told me.
I've been thoroughly soaked in the "Jump-seat" in the flight deck, (invited by the Captain when it was OK last century), and on more than one occasion, in 747s. Very disconcerting the first time, but it didn't dissuade me. Heck, miss out on the best view, especially landing, no way. If I could, I would have taken an umbrella!
The FA is probably trying to aplogise for meltwater from the air con. Apparently if one pack is left running on its own for two long it can freeze up the system.
Used to get ice popping through the roof vents in warm places on the A320s when I was crew on them
The guy next to me on a flight from Sydney to Lax got owned by great dump of water just as the United 747 left the ground, to say he was P-O,D is an understatement though the sob got upgraded straight away to 1st class!!
seatbelt signs are usually off when an aircraft is refuelling with passengers onboard. So in the unlikely event of an emergency evacuation, they can get out of their seats quicker.
She seem to know her job. It is just the passengers are facing a situation they never seen before and judge her as an idiot. On the other hand, I have a hard time to heard what she said.
Are they referring to visible condensation coming out from the air vents? I see that in airplanes very often when they are in the ground. And also I have seen that in cars.
'Specially as these morons have been trained in advanced first aid, firefighting, dealing with aggressive passengers, evacuation proceedures, safety equipment locations, and... oh yes, how to give bags of peanuts to customers!
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LOL... look, a flying waitress or a flying gay dude... whatever... pls show me how the seatbelt works again... get over yourself... without a union, you are a quater above minimum wage at best. enough said. have a nice day... and get my peanuts.
flying gay dude?!? Don't tell my wife, she'd kill me if she knew!!! rofl@u!
ok, say you're on a flight, and you had a heart attack! who'd give first aid and save your worthless ass?
say you're on a flight, and a fire starts! Who puts it out, before the whole plane is destroyed, and ends up saving your worthless ass, along with everyone else on the plane?!?
ok... can I have my ginger ale, peanuts, and a pillow now?
Just curious, but how many lives exactly have you saved on an aircraft? and how many fires have you put out?
you are correct, enough said.
but you guys have that seatbelt thing down like clockwork. and you can open and shut the doors and turn the locking arm devise. absoutely the true benefits of a higher education.
1 Galley fire, 2 heart attacks, and 2 other collapses in 3 years!
Of course we have the safety demo down like clockwork, we do it so often, we can probably do it in our sleep (there are some that probably do! lol)! But the reason we do the safety demo is for exactly that: Your safety!
thats true, they arent just waitresses in the air, the training academy they are required to go through is very intensive on emergency medical, and safety procedures, along with numerous situations inculding hostage taking and hijacking, they really are quite qualified people.
It's not a water leak, it's condensation from the air conditioning system. The A/C packs are taking humid air from the outside and cooling it rapidly, which forces the water out of it. Unfortunately, when you are on the ground, the water comes out on you.
Ha ha. I know. I'm Aus Dom. Cabin Crew, and Pax get on and they're like, Oh my god! There's smoke in the cabin! 'No love, it's condensation, we're on the plane to, you thing we didn't notice the clouds and clouds of mist pouring into the cabin?'
Yes hostie88 the same thing happens on our flights sometimes when we r in darwin & cairns... Like as if we'd be happy to be on an aircraft with smoke hehehee.. Its not a problem hey, the pilots would not fly the thing if it was, they wouldn't risk their own lives, their crews & especially passengers lives!!
you'd think they'd address this issue in the design of the a/c system. even though its only water, its still capable of making puddles in the vent shafts which can lead to corrosion = leaks = more corrosion... any water leaks on electrical or other components is a risk. it might be a small one, but the word shoudln't even come up in aircraft design and murphy's law says it all...
The new 787's aren't supposed to use any bleed air. So the whole A/C system will require a redesign. I'll bet they'll improve the water separators when they do that.
Anyways, it's so rare that this phenomenon occurs. You have to be at very close to 100% humidity on a pretty warm day.
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Vagina and anal probing is the way to go to keep us safe from the terrorists! Drugsmuglers use the ass or vagina. Imagine how much C4 a terrorist can stack up there The terrorist will go undetected on the plane and we will risk a new 9/11. I would not mind being checked in my ass before flying. Only those that have something to hide will avoid the anus/vagina checking.
If you want to fly. Have your ass and vagina checked first! It should be mandatory for everyone
RadioIlluminaticom 9 months ago
"We will pass some buckets and pans around so you can place them under the leaks. Sorry for the inconvenience, we will work on the roof of the plane next time. Thank you for flying CrackAir"
MrAXDM 1 year ago
must been a israeli flight on el al
simantov666 1 year ago
@simantov666 wats ur problem?
aaronrodgers77 8 months ago
@aaronrodgers77 sorry, but there are other interresting airlines or countrys to deal on this planet. israel is simply boring the world.
simantov666 8 months ago
Turn that off if you dont want to get wet. I think she was talking about a vibrator
TheGuest5976 1 year ago
i remember on out last flight the captain couldn't stay in the cockpit he just walked around the plane and talked to people and then told us facts about the plane and shit... I think he was too social XD. When we were landing the captain was still walking around lol...
Box0rz 1 year ago
Sounds like an O'Reilly natural.
gracetoo 1 year ago
fly the best, it's southwest
mark031363 2 years ago 2
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Hey its Southwest 4 ya! Aka Southworst!!!!!!!
blackhawkdogs 2 years ago
No!! actually Southwest is the best airline out their now. I have been on many diffrent flights with diffrent airlines and so far Southwest is the best. It will be the only airline I will fly with for none international flight except for places Southwest does not go to then I would take a diffrent airline.
wiltgen86 2 years ago
@wiltgen86 air tran is pretty good too. For international. I either fly Japan Air (to Japan/ Taiwan) or Delta (which i liked better when they were north west but eh)
PoisonedAsh88 1 year ago
Yeah, you are right. Thanks,
vyprcejmiokacka 2 years ago
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People pm me plese!! i wanna be pilot but my parents dont want me to. I dont know why. I live in Bristol UK but iam form czech republic i can speek 2 languages allready, i am calm headed, good at maths and i am the house capitain ass well. what should i tell them??
vyprcejmiokacka 2 years ago
Tell them that it is your dream, and they have no right to take it away from you. Go fly anyways, don't let them control you like that. Just go take lessons. They can't stop you!
cwhitty05 2 years ago
I think that the fact that you're the captain ass of the house already coupled with your clearly robust command of a couple of languages' grammarifications points you towards the presidency of the United States rather than piloting. We just traded in our last yahoo... there'll be an opening shortly.
jjurusz 2 years ago 7
What the hell are you talking about?
vyprcejmiokacka 2 years ago
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applesweeter 2 years ago
Mans dream of being able to fly is ancient. Good views and the feel of power is great. Im learning to be a pilot and as soon as my first lesson began and we took off, i fell inlove with flying (I've previously been a passanger but it did not compare to the control of a plane). I came off the plane and said to my sister, I LOVED IT. my sister is a nervous even thouugh she is a cabin crew. But now she wants to learn to fly to. (she is only nervous cause she knows what the plane is doing)
AlwaysLoveEmos 2 years ago
hhvvim, Floridia isn't a country It's a state.
Pintomare11 2 years ago 2
Prometheus203
This is true Especially when flying out of africa or america the cabin is automatically sprayed with a special type of spray to kill insects
campbellandersontv 2 years ago
it happens all the time
rdaemen1990 2 years ago
But I am still concerned by the interface of condensation and electrical wiring/connections, etc., where it matters most - on the flight deck.
I have never seen condensation in the main cabin on any plane though, only in the windows.
Just lucky, I guess.
Ivan.
icemith 2 years ago
When I was young the first time I flew was on a Delta Express 737-100 from Tampa, FL to Boston, MA and the A/C was generating visible vapor and water droplets blowing from the vents because of the humidity in the cabin from the Florida weather.
Prometheus203 2 years ago
Really? That is Sooo cool. Wish I could have seen that myself. Cause I think you may be fibbing a bit in order to gain attention....
hhhvvim 2 years ago
Have you ever been in south Florida? The temperature in the summer is in the 90's - 100's and we often get sunny mornings and afternoon showers, so the asphalt is extremely hot and then it rains and the amount of vapor in the air becomes extremely high, then you have a plane that has been sitting and has those conditions inside blowing cold air from the vents and it causes tons of condensation... You can't have a cold drink here in the summer without it dripping from water from condensation.
Prometheus203 2 years ago
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Lies, lies , lies! This is the biggest fib I have ever heard. Airplanes have better technology than a cup of coke dripping. These are gasses to kill insects. They spray the plane when going to southern countries like florida. My Dad told me.
hhhvvim 2 years ago
You think they release bug spray inside a closed jet liner and Florida is a southern country? Now you've completely lost me...
Prometheus203 2 years ago
on us airways fleet of a321s, they have vapor that pours out over the overhead bins.
ILLINOISLOYALTY1 2 years ago
I've been thoroughly soaked in the "Jump-seat" in the flight deck, (invited by the Captain when it was OK last century), and on more than one occasion, in 747s. Very disconcerting the first time, but it didn't dissuade me. Heck, miss out on the best view, especially landing, no way. If I could, I would have taken an umbrella!
Ivan.
icemith 2 years ago
this never happens at delta
syphin38 2 years ago
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Urbanz1975 2 years ago
this must be a Southwest flight. haha
ShaefDawg 2 years ago 35
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Nasty Southern flight.
We never do that at Air Canada
BulIshit 2 years ago
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i just randomly picked videos
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If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
Dgl44 2 years ago
Fuck u bitch!
hdbi2vs 2 years ago 2
go fuck a couch :)
monacomon09 2 years ago 2
The FA is probably trying to aplogise for meltwater from the air con. Apparently if one pack is left running on its own for two long it can freeze up the system.
Used to get ice popping through the roof vents in warm places on the A320s when I was crew on them
Arrows2100 2 years ago
lol hot in an airplane?? whenever I fly, im freezing to death!
Jobafan08 3 years ago 6
I'm usually pleasantly warm. Maybe it varies from airline to airline.
HugelyBig 3 years ago 4
The guy next to me on a flight from Sydney to Lax got owned by great dump of water just as the United 747 left the ground, to say he was P-O,D is an understatement though the sob got upgraded straight away to 1st class!!
bnetolldnataman 3 years ago 6
i had this on AIR INDIA, flying from Frankfurt GER to LAX. it was alot of water, so they gave me another seat.
katodmx007 3 years ago
Bad service and food on that flight they are just trying to stay in bunniuse
chef094 3 years ago
its chem trail residu,it wont hurt or anything,it just makes you stupid...,Stupid people actually think that
creten69 3 years ago
lol.
thechoice33 3 years ago
why is the no smoking sign off...
Swissflier101 3 years ago
seatbelt signs are usually off when an aircraft is refuelling with passengers onboard. So in the unlikely event of an emergency evacuation, they can get out of their seats quicker.
afrozee85 3 years ago
the seatbelt sign is on.. the question was why is the no smoking sign not on? is this a smoker friendly flight?
ReisendeEuropa 3 years ago
Its surprising how informal she speaks.
Jambopin 3 years ago 3
It's because she has a southern accent.
bigkinc 3 years ago
wait im lost what happend can someone please explain....... thanks
tanya0619 3 years ago
water was leaking from the airvents above the people's heads, apparently
manifestjmu 3 years ago
oh lol im soo stupid lol thanks
tanya0619 3 years ago
She seem to know her job. It is just the passengers are facing a situation they never seen before and judge her as an idiot. On the other hand, I have a hard time to heard what she said.
yes4me 3 years ago
omg she is a fucking dipshit
thatguyoverthere45 3 years ago
air duck? LOL i thought she said that!
7FridayGirl109 3 years ago
"please put your seats in the quacked up possision for quackoff""thank you 4 chossing air duck"- thats what she said when the vid went off
mcs895 3 years ago
please fasten your quackbelts for quack down
tarded55 3 years ago 2
LMAO!
yourrealmother 3 years ago
Are they referring to visible condensation coming out from the air vents? I see that in airplanes very often when they are in the ground. And also I have seen that in cars.
luisrp 3 years ago
redneck
gassyfartypoop 3 years ago
I always have to have a gay guy lol :D There awesome tehe
xpartyxanimalx 3 years ago
Holy shit
sanjuacharya 3 years ago
is there anybody who can write it down?
what is she saying?
leeseongil 3 years ago
Holy crap~
what the hell is she talking about~?
leeseongil 3 years ago
tipical american lol just kidding with ya
Childrenwithguns5000 3 years ago
riding on the plane is fun fun fun =D
SaPrepPride 3 years ago 3
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oh, these flying waitresses get on my nerves... nobody wants advise from a moron @ 35,000 feet. just give me the bag of peanuts and shut up.
xsomeguyx101 3 years ago
'Specially as these morons have been trained in advanced first aid, firefighting, dealing with aggressive passengers, evacuation proceedures, safety equipment locations, and... oh yes, how to give bags of peanuts to customers!
tornado021984 3 years ago 4
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LOL... look, a flying waitress or a flying gay dude... whatever... pls show me how the seatbelt works again... get over yourself... without a union, you are a quater above minimum wage at best. enough said. have a nice day... and get my peanuts.
xsomeguyx101 3 years ago
flying gay dude?!? Don't tell my wife, she'd kill me if she knew!!! rofl@u!
ok, say you're on a flight, and you had a heart attack! who'd give first aid and save your worthless ass?
say you're on a flight, and a fire starts! Who puts it out, before the whole plane is destroyed, and ends up saving your worthless ass, along with everyone else on the plane?!?
Enough said!
tornado021984 3 years ago 5
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ok... can I have my ginger ale, peanuts, and a pillow now?
Just curious, but how many lives exactly have you saved on an aircraft? and how many fires have you put out?
you are correct, enough said.
but you guys have that seatbelt thing down like clockwork. and you can open and shut the doors and turn the locking arm devise. absoutely the true benefits of a higher education.
xsomeguyx101 3 years ago
1 Galley fire, 2 heart attacks, and 2 other collapses in 3 years!
Of course we have the safety demo down like clockwork, we do it so often, we can probably do it in our sleep (there are some that probably do! lol)! But the reason we do the safety demo is for exactly that: Your safety!
tornado021984 3 years ago 17
thats true, they arent just waitresses in the air, the training academy they are required to go through is very intensive on emergency medical, and safety procedures, along with numerous situations inculding hostage taking and hijacking, they really are quite qualified people.
canadianboy40 3 years ago 3
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Why are Americans dumb again?
LickMyLips 4 years ago
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u r one crazy fucked up mother fucker bitch slaughter, it was condensation
nastystank 4 years ago
steamy air conditioner calls for comedy!
OMGLysses 4 years ago 3
thats not a leak...its just condensation from the AC
aaflyer01 4 years ago
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it was leaking fuel. that jet caught on fire and crashed killing all on board.
bitchslaughterer 4 years ago
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Retard...
detpilot 4 years ago
You guys are the retards... Its more than obvious he was joking
yourrealmother 4 years ago 6
Fuel circulating around the fuselage?? The engines are on the wings dummy
erich211oh2002 4 years ago
uh huh then the zombies put this on youtbe, right?
OMGLysses 4 years ago 3
Yeah, the camera was the only survivor.
vardman 4 years ago 4
wrong, the sd card that was in the camera was the only survivor...
bitchslaughterer 4 years ago 4
yeah, i put my flash drive in the washing machine a couple times. it has very important documents in there. lol
simpsonstewie 3 years ago
mmm yeah and they just magically recovered the video
adbermie 4 years ago
magically?? its not magic to put an sd card in an sd slot...
tendonplucker 4 years ago
It's not a water leak, it's condensation from the air conditioning system. The A/C packs are taking humid air from the outside and cooling it rapidly, which forces the water out of it. Unfortunately, when you are on the ground, the water comes out on you.
skoker 4 years ago 2
Ha ha. I know. I'm Aus Dom. Cabin Crew, and Pax get on and they're like, Oh my god! There's smoke in the cabin! 'No love, it's condensation, we're on the plane to, you thing we didn't notice the clouds and clouds of mist pouring into the cabin?'
hostie88 4 years ago
Yes hostie88 the same thing happens on our flights sometimes when we r in darwin & cairns... Like as if we'd be happy to be on an aircraft with smoke hehehee.. Its not a problem hey, the pilots would not fly the thing if it was, they wouldn't risk their own lives, their crews & especially passengers lives!!
xxLozxx55 4 years ago
you'd think they'd address this issue in the design of the a/c system. even though its only water, its still capable of making puddles in the vent shafts which can lead to corrosion = leaks = more corrosion... any water leaks on electrical or other components is a risk. it might be a small one, but the word shoudln't even come up in aircraft design and murphy's law says it all...
tendonplucker 4 years ago
The new 787's aren't supposed to use any bleed air. So the whole A/C system will require a redesign. I'll bet they'll improve the water separators when they do that.
Anyways, it's so rare that this phenomenon occurs. You have to be at very close to 100% humidity on a pretty warm day.
trod999 4 years ago
actually they are using more efficient bleed air
simpsonstewie 3 years ago
Happened to me on every flight on my return from STT to ATL on Delta.
aircrewswimmer 3 years ago
What caused the water leak and from where?
LordBigDog 4 years ago
I remeber that happening to me on a flight from Hgkng to Chicago on a UA Boeing 747. It was hot on the runway,
fisnationstate 4 years ago
seen it only once, in a B707 during the descent
archietherobot 4 years ago 2