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  • 1:26 your welcome...

  • This is my favorite Chappelle act BY FAR. I was dying when I first saw this

  • "A quote from a video we just fucking watched"

  • Who else LOLed so hard at the trash can part? May be cus I was so damn keyed....

  • "How many times must I smack you before you give my money? [SLAP] 1! [SLAP] 2! ... 2X AH AH AH AHHH!!"

  • bitch i live in a fucking trash can

  • Do you know guys he's talking about "Subliminal Messages"?!

  • hi bird im sick... i need some smack bird XD XD XD

  • lmfao!

  • 2 smacks ahahaha

  • nobody helpin me..

    

  • HI BIRD , IM SICK BIRD I NEED SOME SMACK BIRD

    LMFAAAOOOOOOO

  • in the famous words of clayton bigsby " Niggers make me sick"!

  • i hate when the top comments are just qoutes from the video THAT I JUST WATCHED!

  • @hellraiser2345 i hate when people make references about the top comment and get thumbs up

  • @tehfuxx I hate when kids think there clever and start arguments on youtube

  • @hellraiser2345 I hate it when kids misspell they're

  • @Feylihn I hate when kids think spelling matters on youtube

  • has to be the BEST comedy video, everytime i watch it i cry with laughter.

  • bitch i live in a fucking trash can lolol

  • Mr. Chapelle is the only comedian that I know when I watch his act, I will cry/choke.

  • This was fucking awesome.

  • So true!!! Bit like the magic roundabout too, Dylan sitting in a tree high as a kite, that cow is always off it's rocker and doogles always munching on those cubes hmm

  • Thumbs up if you stepped over homeless people and said "Get it together grouch."

    See seseme street helps them.

  • "See sometimes you gotta take the pussy like peppy" lol

  • 363 dislikes are from the sesame street cast

  • Elmo's gota gun, big birds on the run...

  • "yeah Oscar your a grouch" "bit*h I live in a fu*ken trash can "

  • You think sesame street sucks, you should see the land of make believe!

  • wild shit

  • b*txh i live in a f*cking trash can!! lmao funny stuff

  • b*tch i live in s f*cking trash can!!! lmao funny stuff

  • IM DYINGGGG!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!­@!!!!!

  • I'm going to Subway, when i get back I better be one of the two top comments!@

  • @TankOwnsAll how did that go

  • oscar is such a b a bitc nigga what the fuck is wrong with him and so is davchapelle i am twice as funny as this lame ass bitch

  • @SuperIamalwaysright

    Haha yeah your stupidity is pretty funny.

  • Such a good audience at that show.

  • @MisterModestMoose I mean it is dave chappelle. He's practically a god of comedy. However I don't think that he can compare to any certain tap-dancing geese that I've met in my lifetime.

  • Hey Bird .... Got some smack bird

  • I get the feeling that Dave is trying to indirectly hint to us about the mass brainwash that happens in society and about the secret societies that run the world...I just get that feeling

  • BITCH, I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN!

  • Get it together grouch

  • COOKIE!COOKIE!COOKIE!COOKIE! The hell kinda cookies you talkin bout?!?

  • ...BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN! hahahahaha

  • You guys or girls need to get a fucking life instead of arguing on YouTube

  • ALL U MOTHER FUCKERS ARE NOTHING BUT INTERNET COWBOYS! JOIN THE MARINES LIKE I DID AND THEN GO SERVE YOUR COUNTRY THEN ILL CALL U A BAD ASS! UNTIL THEN SHUT UP AND GROW THE FUCK UP U MAGGOTS!

  • @MrMasterLoki the only reason you joined is because your a little bitch who didnt have a future in your own country

  • what show stand up show is this from?

  • Ich breche zusammen. xD

  • @BIGSLMAN ROFL Why do Germans always think they can post comments in there own language?... Your Language sucks!!! now go back to breaking your wall

  • @030terror Dude, your language is based on mine, so fuck you! What an ignorant fuck are you?

  • @BIGSLMAN Actually our language is based on Anglo-Saxon dialect mixed with Norman influence. Not German.

  • @Wuhhhht Do you have any idea where Saxony is?

  • @BIGSLMAN Yes, but Anglo-Saxon is of GERMANIC origin, not GERMAN origin. Biiiiig difference. Any language from German origin is more traditional and follows codes of grammar unusual to anyone whose language consists of romantic influence. Besides, Anglo-Saxon is much closer in relation to Dutch than it is to German.

  • Exposing illuminati

  • "It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse! COME INSIDE, IT'S FUN INSIDE!" MICKEY MOUSE HAS TURNED INTO PEDO BEAR!!!!!

  • @biggypimp Who's Kevin hart

  • I love Dave, he's one of my favourite comedians.

  • kevin hart is not fucking funny

    dave chappelle would destroy

    kevin hart is lame

  • @itZjstPotna lets not get out of control now

  • @erocksofly let's not get out of control now

  • @itZjstPotna fuck u kevins da funniest 2 eva live

  • @erocksofly WTF YOU EVER HEARD OF RICHARD PRYOR WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU....YOU SOUND 10 AND KEVIN HART IS NOT FUNNY

  • @itZjstPotna around here u can get jumped 4 sayin dat

  • @erocksofly around here fuck boys like you get who says stupid gay ass dickriding comments like that don't get jumped because we ain't scary ass niggas but we would get that burna

  • @itZjstPotna fucks a burna

  • @erocksofly i hate faggotass niggas that can't fight always got to jump

  • @itZjstPotna u must be dat faggot nigga cuz i dont jump

  • @erocksofly lol you just said you were going to jump ....nigga changing his words lol

    and dont call me a nigga , nigga get it

  • sometimes you gotta take the pussy like peppy

    LMFAO

  • "Yeah Oscar you're a grouch!"

    "BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!!!"

    - LMFAO, funny ass shit

  • Dave Chappelle needs to come back and take his thrown.

  • Get together, Grouch! 

  • 1 ...SMACK 2 SMACK 2 smacks hahahaha lol

  • funniest comedian ever, white power!!!

  • lmfao i wouldnt go to sesame street even if i knew the way. fucking 6 foot pigeons walkin round. HAHAHAHA

  • " What kind of cookies are you talking about? Chocalate chips don't do that to people"! LOL>

  • cjpringle lives in a trash can

  • I understand why he has so much money now XD

  • Yo I am CTFU right this shit is hilarious

  • @flashforwardization killin them softly

  • this dude is so funny

    fuck kevin heart

    1 smack 2 smacks HA HA HA !

  • 2 SMACKS HAHAHAHA!!!! lol

  • Yeah das rite! SNUFFY! LOL

  • I'M THE POOREST MOTHAFUCKA ON SESAME STREET!!!!

  • Hehehe! See sometimes yuu gotta take the pussy like pepe!

  • dave chappelle seemed very comfortable in the show, thats why it came out excellent

  • 359 people have no sense of humor

  • the awkward moment when youre the only one giving a standing ovation @3:05

  • 359 dislikes awwwww...nice try elmo and eddie murphy LMFAO

  • 2 Smacks!! Hahaahaha!

  • 359 people are fans of sesame street

  • This shit never gets old XD

  • 359 of the count's hoes were here

  • 359 people live in trash cans.

  • 1..2... 2 smacks ha ha ha ha ha

  • Haha Chappelle is a funny guy.

  • this will never get old.

  • "They treat dis guy like SHEEIT the entire show."

    XD

  • "See sometimes you got to take the pussy like Pepi." hahahaha

  • hahahaha

  • 359 people are racist!. 

  • So true about Pepi. I've thought of that myself

  • I love how he warns of of the NWO's plans through his comedy

  • @NazcarFanatic24 "they use the TV to program us from a young age"  they use the TV to program us as adults too.

  • The part about snuffalafagus was left out

  • @philly625 No, it was in there @ 2:04

  • CHAPPEL DA KING CTFU

    #TWO SMACKS CTFU

  • Dave is to funny , miss his brand of comedy !

  • He he he some times you gotta take the pussy

  • Dave Chappelle = My favorite comedian

  • BITCH I LIVE IN A TRASH CAN.

  • 1:25 lol

  • Lawls

  • hiiiii buuuuurd lol

  • 359 people are grouches.

  • @devdanger 359 bitches live in a fucking trash can.

  • Get it together grouche!!!!

  • Bitch i live in a fuckin trash can!! Lol

  • bitch i live in a trash can!!

  • See....sometimes you gotta take the pussy like pepe! Haha!

  • Takes a pimp to know a pimp.

  • Fucking hilarious. Dave come back!

  • I KNEW THE COUNT WAS A PIMP!

  • Rapist hahahahaha

  • i've seen this six times and i still can't see from the tears streaming down my face omg i love this man

  • 358 people live in a fuckin trash can

  • sometimes you gotta take it like pepe...

  • BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN

  • 358 people can go succ a dicc . Ha bk"uzz diz motha fuccer iz funny!

  • Fuckin miss Dave

  • two slaps ah ah ah ah ahhhhh

    

  • Synopsis has is'nt instead of isn't. But chapelle= funny as hell!!!!

  • chappelle rules! I wish he still had his show on.

  • who wants to live in a town like that 6 foot pigeons walkin around a elephant thats a junkie "hi burt im sick burt i need some smack" then u got some guy with his eyes poppin out his head screamin "cookie cookie cookie" what kinda coookies r u talkin bout XD

  • This is like pom .... no read it again

  • @MegaMrprankster

    Hhahahahaha you got me! Very clever!

  • *insert funny quote from the above video here*

  • hahaha I need sum smack bird...Cookie Cookie Cookie hahahaha

    Legit Money Maker! projectpayday.lovez.it

  • 358 LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!!!!!!!

    

  • Kidding Kidding, guys I love Dave Chappelle

  • yo shit "who wants to live on a street with 6 foot pigeons walkin around" LMAO he killin it!!!

  • Dave is the MASTER!!!

  • THE FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA_NO IF'S OR BUT'S ABOUT IT!!!

  • @celestina742 funniest guy ever, period!

  • @celestina742 funniest man on earth

  • le pew as a rapist. genius!

  • The funniest part is when he's talking about the Count. Hahahahahah "I've been counting" lol!

  • loooooool so true!!

  • FUNNIEST COMIC OVER

  • Foe best part press 4

  • To all those who dislike... press 9

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  • @colemanrockz lol want attention much? lol your a loser

  • @colemanrockz If he is not funny then don't watch it then. No one is making you watch this. It's that simple. Just watch something else...

  • @xUSMarine4Lifex actually someone is making me watch this. They've been holding me at gun point for the past 6 hours. Would you please call 911? Thank you.

    ...just kidding :)

  • @colemanrockz stfu u stupid d**k sucker dave chappelle is one of the greatest comedians

  • @TenzaZangetsu905 cant take a joke

  • @Glitterypurplesea i can take a joke its just i get mad when people try to put down great comedians

  • LOL @ DAVE'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS .. HAHAAA

  • pish one

    pish two

    pish three

    pish four smacks

    uh uh uh uhhhhhhhhhh

  • I need some Smack Bird!!

  • 358 People live in a Trash Can

  • this man a fool!  lol

  • Dave Chappelle is clearly the Messiah of comedy

    EVERYONE is waiting for the day he comes back

  • @Sirhc7000 hes still performing. 

  • @Sirhc7000 He has been back..where have you been

  • @Sirhc7000 The . . . Dark messiah? teeeee heeeeee.

  • @Sirhc7000 he said he's not cuz the industries are fucked up and racised

  • @Sirhc7000 kevin hart is better but dave is right under him

  • @ImakeWaWISOdisks WTF Kevin hart aint shit compared to Dave chappelle