Fan Video response "Poundland pizza"

[braselton94]

You could be ashens side kick

[mjc0961]

Nobody eats the margarita pizza. :(

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@mjc0961 sadly it is THAT terrible that even the most hardened man would not dare touch it

[coolgamer1677]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R I realllly want to see the margarita pizza.

[qwertyuiopdan1]

This is bad and you should feel bad.

[jakdax12]

@qwertyuiopdan1 It's not bad? It was pretty damn decent for being a fan video.

[meaRoiM]

You should cut your nails and also what was the expiry date on those? Places like B&M and Poundland are notorious for keeping out of date stock on the shelves :/

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@meaRoiM nails were cut shortly after this.. but i shall ignore that hence the moderation on comments, As for the items they were actually in-date i think but only for maybe another few days/weeks at the most.. cant recall off the top of my head as they were that horrid i have kind of blanked them out

[ChoclateMinecraft]

13,296

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@ChoclateMinecraft Views: 13,300 , I'd never expected this at all :P

[nickjuly4A]

You should have done the Margherita so we could see what that would look like after being microwaved and maybe it wouldn't have tasted as gross.

[shade1232011]

do not view in HD with a 3DTV

[DeathNationGaming]

if u do more poundland food ill sub :)

[applefanXXX]

you said you aint got a microwave and then at 4:49 It said 60 secondds and two hours? :|

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@applefanXXX i believe it was a jab at ashen's "microwave that can heat time" remark,

My bad

[applefanXXX]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R ok

[TheTechnoSauce]

Isn't it obvious that these were manufactured on a budget of 1p? As in, the Pizzas.

[JeffWatersRules]

I can't belive you ate half of that

[brageyboy]

Jeez! I gagged when you came back with that thing microwaved, it looks absolutely awful.

[Snotnarok]

Oh god this looks even worse than the one Ashens got, christ it looks limp and soggy from the chemicals they probably jammed in this to keep it looking decent.

[pantscrapper12]

@Snotnarok "decent"

[flarestrike]

haha good impersonation attempt :D

[NeoLightElectro]

i love what you said on the phone! XD

[Cassuttus]

Haha, not bad! A little rambly at the end, and I wish you tried the margharita one as well (Both you and Stuart Ashen did the peperoni) but overall very good, very funny. Good choice keeping the phone call in, that was amusing!

Oh, and about the nails, haters gonna hate. You play the hell outa your Spanish guitar.

[iTat1000]

Wheatly? Is that you?

[OhFishyFish]

Let me guess, you play guitar?

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@OhFishyFish Yes i do :), Got a lovely spanish classico that i keep by my machine setup

[OhFishyFish]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R knew it when I saw your fingernails, haters gonna hate. ;)

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@OhFishyFish Indeed they do sadly.. hence the comment moderation, i gets tonnes daily saying "cut yer fucking finger nails" or "Your nails are worse than the pizza", I even made a vid after this explaining my nail length and showing off the guitar but eh people dont bother so i just thought fuck them, they want to post negative stuff when its not needed then so be it, It just gets deleted anyway xD

[manlykblaze]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R you should of put the hot plate on a heat proof mat now your sofa is marked with your plate...making you remember the pizza every time you look at the mark bad move mate

[shom1997]

In the venent of a pumpkin with f@ck Inscribed in it on your doorstep not working setup a microwave near your window and microwave around 10 of them (5 pounds worth I presume) the. Lob them at the angry 15 year olds who trick or treat because they can't afford sweets as they spent all there money on tobacco :P

[PalkiaRuler44]

your phone sounds exactly like mine :o

[Galianvincent1]

I honestly think the pizza that spilled over the side looks better than the one you suffered through.

[Miscio94]

lol , you are saying it's horrible but you gave it like 3 or 5 bites

[guitarbeast25]

Your pepperoni one looks like someone's eaten their own crap and thrown in up... 0.o

[lorainedonoghue]

2 for £1 i have to say thats a rip off



[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@lorainedonoghue well they are now flogging them at 3 for £1 so they must know that they are THAT bad xD

[lorainedonoghue]

long fingernails not a good look on a bloke



[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@lorainedonoghue reason?

[2408dude]

comedy genius.

[AshmoreVid]

this was actually good, well done. was expecting something crap

[ThePandaNeko1]

your voice reminds me of Wheatley's :D

[Pojo714]

They had some at my local poundland........the pepperoni ones.........and i bought some...........now i'm scarred for life.......

[wariofan14]

I'll stick with dried ramen, thank you.

[NightbladeEagle]

There's really no Pepperoni on there is it?

[Hammerhead547]

They sell something like that at 7-11 & AM/PM (convenience stores) in north america and I had the gross displeasure of eating one on a road trip.

I call "food products" like them stroll food because it's what prostitutes eat when they are "working the corner" or "walking the stroll" and get hungry at two in the morning.

[sumgui]

jeez u damn near at all of it! lol

[duiytre]

ive just eaten a whole one of these. Must say, it was disgusting :$

[disabledpikachu]

.....you speak lots of words but say very little. Snore!

[sycomania134]

HI DALE!!!!

[masticina]

Looks more like a bagel then a pizza...

[mrpotatohead34]

why the hell is Ijustine related?

[samjayphillips]

hello dale , lets play a game....

[edwinchiu]

Good job (:

[UberKrassMann]

THAT'S DR. ASHENS TO YOU!!! (just kidding^^)

[kjw21411]

That quote stayed with me too! I kept laughing my a** off about it!

[liamh1982]

I never knew peperoni was grey...

[cartmanschili]

Its just like ashens himself

[SvenOkonomi]

This seems to be the poundland version of ashens himself. Well done lad!

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@SvenOkonomi Why thank you sir :)

[OldGuyWalter]

hello dale

[negativeorange]

I am buying my friend this for her birthday with bottles of reggae reggae sauce to put on top of it just because its so crap.

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@negativeorange props to you for reggae reggae sauce.. that stuff is immense

[DJVTrans]

That was my version of ashens,UaH.

[Slash0mega]

for not being ashens, that was a fair attempt at ashens humor.

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@Slash0mega aha, thank you for the comment.. I am a big fan of his reviews so wanted try try and inject a touch of his styling whilst keeping my own vibe on things, thanks for the remark though :D

[AzfarGamers90]

Do the POPstations!

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@AzfarGamers90 haha, well if mister ashens will allow me to then i shall give one a go :D

[lukesamconnorvideos]

Hello

[mengfoley]

ur webcam is pretty good, how much was it?

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@mengfoley Cost me £90 when i got it, tis a Logitech C910, you find them online for around 40 to 50 pounds nowadays, bloody handy thing as it shoots in full 1080p when you want to and the quality is outstanding for a webcam

[mengfoley]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R thanks alot for the tip, looking forward to getting one myself.

[knifewrenchowns]

Choosing between 'Margherita' and 'Pepperoni' is like choosing between getting shot and getting stabbed.

[AJFedora]

Haha! You're cool, man!

[deds80]

AGH, I did it again. I was eating while watching this. Did the same thing with ashens'.

[skilllol101]

HAIIIIIIIIII DALE|!

[b00rk]

HI DALE

[xXxSHOOPIExXx]

You plan to use those nails to carve up a victim Dracula?

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@xXxSHOOPIExXx nope i planned on using them on my spanish guitar

[ProjectKYA]

He is goth... But he has girly couch :D

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@ProjectKYA nothing wrong with a touch of flowery goodness :D

[RadioactiveCheese0]

You should paint your nails! :D

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@RadioactiveCheese0 i do occasionally though only for when i go to the club in town, I'm a goth afterall so im entitled to pain them xD

[Chaytup]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R To pain them?

I believe that's called emo, sir.

[BabyFawnLegs]

Why didn't you do the margherita one? The world deserves to see it.

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@BabyFawnLegs at the time i was so horrified by the pepperoni one that i just really didnt want to,

it WAS eaten the day after but was equally as bad,

I'll see if i can buy another one the next time i am in town and get a video done

[xXxMOONSPELLxXx]

giant nails

[kemi242]

Why do you torture yourself with it? Ashens said, not recommended. I'd beleive him, and not eat shitty pizza from poundland.

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@kemi242 im well aware of what ashens said and even confided in him via twitter before my venture out for them both, asides this was my first experience of food from said poundland so just had to give them a go

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@godzolola476 had to get the full extent of the "topping" to see how bad it was, thus eating half of it was required, conclusion was more than evident in the video after i did xD

[silveRxG]

God, you have a sexy voice. I want it.

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@silveRxG Oh shush.. just caught one of your videos and your voice is equally as awesome :P

[wilfre2097]

you really need to cut your nails

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@wilfre2097 there are people out there with longer nails than myself.. mine arnt even that long to be honest,

just the right length for efficient guitar usage

[wilfre2097]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R what guitar you use?

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@wilfre2097 BM Classico.. Might get onto an electric/electro acoustic at somepoint in the future

[MrChipman99]

@wilfre2097 but he needs them to eat this pizza!

if you can call it a pizza!

[PhoenixTheFox]

It looks like someone has just beaten someone's skull in and collected the remains on a biscuit. *throws up*

[djKanda]

Do more of these :)

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@djKanda Would you seriously want me to? :P

[latinoalex5]

your voice makes me think of Wheatley.......

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@latinoalex5 haha.. props to you for being a portal fan, i loved wheatley :)

[ilackedtheheart]

I wish I lived in the UK so I can buy random stuff at Poundland. I guess I have to settle for Dollar General stores :(

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@ilackedtheheart aww, well if you are ever over here i'd gladly give you a tour around one and show you all the usless tat we have :D

[ilackedtheheart]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R Sweet, I can't wait to get food poisoning from Marghareta Pizza.

[ivaneduardo747]

5:20 Crikey! Those are bloody long nails, man.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: combining all accents in one comment.

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@ivaneduardo747 that they are.. sometimes i let them grow a tad too long which doesn't help for day to day situations but is always nice for guitar playing :P

[SAIL4323]

Was the phone call pre-arranged or did Dale call during filming?

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@SAIL4323 dale rang by chance during calling, he wanted to know what i was upto so had to briefly tell him i was laying my life on the line with these "pizzas" , I do apologise if that got in the way

[SAIL4323]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R That actually made the video more funny.

[bobamu]

That really does look like someone just sat on the bread and autorelieved themselves

Now that's a great manufacturing process!

[Fignewtonofd00m]

Oh my god that looks terrible.

[therocker33dc]

nice! subbed!

[Lucario75]

Hello, Dale.

[dalech22]

@Lucario75 Well hello!

[RandomPinoy09]

I wonder why they don't have budget pizza in Dollar stores in the US...

Oh wait. Because we sell 25 different pizzas in one store and 5 of them are shit lol.

These pizzas are equivalent to Mama Rosa pizzas. The cheese on those do NOT melt, bread is crumby or soggy and flimsy depending on how you cook it, and near tasteless. I found myself putting another layer of cheese but sadly, did not work.

[DarraghJay]

WOW, puke on a pizza in HD.

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@DarraghJay i know right? as said i could have shot this in 1080p but my internet is that bad i wouldnt have been able to upload it,

but even in 720 you can still see how horrid these objectsare

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

Aha ew those pizzas are so gross i'd never eat one :<

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@GreatSteamingCatBox just be glad that you wont ever have one, i suffered for my cause :P

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R You are quite the soldier

[RebornRonin]

Seems like your autofocus is just as good as ashen's autofocus.

Well, now I'm totally convinced not to buy poundland pizza, even though they don't have it here.

[T3HN3CR0M4NC3R]

@RebornRonin ahh thank you :) ,

Indeed the autofocus on the webcam is quite nifty compared to some of the dodgy ones on lower spec microsoft jobbies,

It does come in handy for video's and showing off items.. was just very hard to get this setup without moving my tower out onto the floor to give the required length to mimic a tripod setup

And please as said.. dont buy them, they are just.. horrid,

the said toppings are just a mass of plastic and they have zero taste at all

[RebornRonin]

@T3HN3CR0M4NC3R

As one would expect for a pound.

The autofocus thing was more of a joke though, since it took it's time to focus properly on the packaging.

Very good quality for a webcam nontheless, and a good review too.