Full Metal Jacket Clip

[PREZILLA2009]

189 users suck dicks.

[mohabexpert123]

5 foot 9 I didn't know they stacked SHIT that high

[Atvishees]

What a nice man.

[MeesturFroggy]

press 9 to hear what 188 people are

[tomsawyersucks]

i feel the last guys pain, fuckin hillarious

[carmendlb]

He's reading the lines from cue cards!

[tidewaterboy1]

Is it bad I was laughing like a madman through the entire thing? Hahahahaj

[slayerkiller47]

I'm pretty sure he improvised for most of this scene.

[hotbiscuit100]

Ermeys a legend. Lol

[mohabexpert123]

Texas!!!! Only steers and queers come from Texas. And you don't look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down... I'm from Texas :-(

[mohabexpert123]

Pvt Pyle I'm gonna give u 3 seconds exactly 3 fucking seconds to wipe that stupid lookin grin off ur face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck u!!!!!!! 1...2...3...

[cssdoritocss]

Ahhhhhh that's a war face

[ChiefKnockahomer999]

has anyone simply thought of an asshole sucking buttermilk?

[yakir1977]

1:27

[awesomeuno1]

if only drill sergeant's were still like this

[aaronmb83]

Me and my USAF cadet class watched this movie the night before we went into officer BMT. Bad idea. Not only did we freek ourselves out but the Drill instructor was puzzled why we acted like marine recruits. He actually had to tell us to relax.

[DGrabowski100]

Why did they take this off Netflix!!

[deetherookie]

@DGrabowski100 netflix sucks wast of money go to "stage vu"

[BlackOps4LiiF3]

for those who don't know, everything he said was improv on the spot

[49RonGuidry]

@BlackOps4LiiF3 I doubt that. Stanley Kubrick is meticulous about every detail and will do 50 takes before he's satisfied.

[PREZILLA2009]

I should do this when I go to drama class in college.

[NW0arescum]

NOTE HOW THE FAGGOT CONSPIRACY REMOVED MY COMMENT HERE FROM THE 'RECENT ACTIVITY' AT MY CHANNEL,

TRUTH IS A THING THEY CANNOT ABIDE BY.

[UtubeSpamdetector]

@NW0arescum

removed not by us ??

[Martin280967]

5 foot 9, i didn't know they stack shit that high!

[NW0arescum]

the only good thing about the military, this guy shouting at people

[TheHelpR]

Us jnirs

[americastan]

This sergeant-guy was recently on Law and Order SVU, where he played the role of a disgusting old rapist.

[mfladdtech]

After watching this movie over 20 times, I had to buy the DVD again after wearing it out.

[Sac077]

I keep wondering if Stanley Kubrick was laughing his ass off while he filmed this scene

[LawrenceXVIV]

Who Dislike this? Who the fuck dislike this? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother disliked this. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

[StankyChestPoop]

@LawrenceXVIV You a drill instructor or something?

[LawrenceXVIV]

@StankyChestPoop Im a Drill Instructor Who Gives A Disliker A Buttermilk and Shove Them in Their ass for disliking Sgt Hartmans insult.. They Think its a Fairy Godmother Dislike it.... lol

[CRAZYMOMTUNES]

@LawrenceXVIV Hell Private Joker...I have your name...you can come over and fuck my sister!....Let me see your war face...I love this movie

[CRAZYMOMTUNES]

@LawrenceXVIV Private Pyle..I will give you 3 seconds to wipe that grine off your face or I will skull fuck ya

[eathorsecock]

@LawrenceXVIV I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!

[slapuhho]

Bullshit I bet u can suck a golf ball threw a garden hoes

[scashby2333]

R Lee Ermey improvised this whole scene and the other drill instructor scenes. Amazing acting

[wolffromsteam]

"holy dog shit" were did the actor come up with this? XD

[EdiBlazE]

This drill sergent was a funny maniac lol

[vit241277]

piękny dojazd :)

[orpheantearsippin]

one of my favorite movies of all time

[davebex13]

I've got your name, I'VE GOT YOUR ASS!

LOL

[JuliusIsMe]

Who the fuck disliked this!? Which one of you communist twinkle toe cocksuckers disliked this!?

[trainedxkillax]

1:06 sry

[trainedxkillax]

view my chanel or 1:08

[deathbyplutonium]

DO YOU SUCK DICKS

[Nemrod867]

183 people got scullfucked

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

Oh my god I just realised Sgt. Hartman doesn't blink!

[sonicrocks57]

i can only imagine the many times they tried to film this without someone laughing their a##es off.

[yaklin104]

@sonicrocks57 when a drill sergeant nasty is going off you do not laugh no matter what.

[lolitsjennie]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!

[jburhop09]

peter puffer.

[CaptainBeats1]

You climb obstacles like old people fuck!!!

[tigereye04]

one of the greatest scenes in film, and r. lee ermey has made an entire career off it.

[tthomaselli2]

183 people suck dicks.

[jordanrb1996]

Two things I almost never find on the internet:

The widescreen version of Tora! Tora! Tora!

and the widescreen version of Full Metal Jacket.

[jonasfeld]

That's why i'll join the army

[probrojeffro]

Private Pile, you better square yourself away and shit me Tiffany cuff-links or I will fuck you up. Where do they come up with these lines. Classic.

[lunalovegood152000]

Sir ?

Gunny: sir what were u bout to call me an ass hole gets me every time

[TheINFJGuy]

What do they do if you laugh? cuz if someone was making fun of me I would laugh at his jokes, how do you not laugh? would they punch me or make me do push ups? LoL

[joseluisnewyork]

0:58 Stand up soldier, this is mail call!!

[MrChris1SoCal]

Gunny: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Cowboy: Sir, no sir!

Gunny: Are you a peter puffer? Cowboy: Sir, no sir!

Gunny: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

lol love this movie

[sebbeas123]

Are you John Wayne? Is this me?

[lRAF99]

Man it was tough in those days

[endhino]

@homerrulezzzz i guess there are at least 181 lawrence in the world.

[101Elric]

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! That is such a great line XD

[bowzerbrawler789]

swear count: 99999999999999999999999999

[WillyWonkaIsSatanic]

@homerrulezzzz Sir, I disliked it, sir! Now how about fucking your sister?

[dragonseptor]

Nobody does a better Marine Corps Drill Instructor than R Lee Ermey he his in spirit

a typical Marine Corps D.I. when my dad first seen Full Metal Jacket he was in tears from laughing so hard. I miss my old man we would always wish each other happy birthday on November 10 every year. SEMPER FI !

[misaelmisa]

Modern Art masterpiece haha xD

[AkimBoJackson]

How do writers write this stuff? You can't make this stuff up!

[IVViLL]

@AkimBoJackson Alot of the DI's scenes were adlibbed, Kubrick would just let him go off, which is really rare for him

[CptnKnuckles492]

@AkimBoJackson they did not write this, gunny actually was inproving almost the whole movie.

[Shadar22]

@AkimBoJackson You're right, the sgt. actually ad libed this.

[TheAirmen96]

@AkimBoJackson R Lee Ermey didn't have writers, all of the yelling and lecturing was him

[marine4srecon]

@AkimBoJackson They didn't he improvised most of it. He was originally just and advisor but the original guy sucked and he took over.

[excalebuir]

@AkimBoJackson lol actually all off lee ermeys lines were made up on the spot or so the net says!

[Skogze]

@AkimBoJackson They didnt, he made it up as he went

[jersauce1337]

@AkimBoJackson You must not have been to boot camp, wouldn't doubt R. Lee Ermey came up with this on his own

[PatrioticGuru]

@AkimBoJackson R Lee Erney Improvised the entire scene, so I guess you really can't write that.

[rofLopolous]

@AkimBoJackson R Lee Erney made it up. It helps that he used to be a Drill Sergeant lol

[215jmo]

@AkimBoJackson They didn't write anything. R. Lee Ermey's performance was completely improvised. Since he was an actual Drill Instructor he was able to do that.

[xYggdrasilx]

@AkimBoJackson writers dont write that, the drill sargent in this scene is an actual marine drill sargent and he improved this scene

[WormYourHonor64]

@AkimBoJackson He improvised it. He was an officer in real life, so he knew what he was doing. (:

[MrAids5000]

@AkimBoJackson this guy was a real drill sergeant. He does this all the time hahahah.

[isum28]

@AkimBoJackson well...he was a real Marine Drill Instructor. So it's pretty easy for Gunny Ermey to fulfill the role.

[Infiltrator667]

@AkimBoJackson Correction! This entire dialogue of R. Lee Ermey was improvised by him!

[HiJaayD]

@AkimBoJackson He improvised it himself!

[420cOpEnHaGeN420]

id have to say hes as badass as eastwood,yup

[paddy110287]

He came up with most of his own quotes.

[VictoryFire88]

The " give him a reach around " part always makes me laugh. lol xp

[1911Biohazard]

soooooo funny keep pressing 3 XD



[Boogieboy138]

This is honestly one of my favorite movie scenes.

[FreestylaBoy]

Fuck Chuck Norris! R Lee Ermey is the SHIT

[FullMetalSatomi]

I would take one look at that guy and cry.

[brianearlsandifer]

To this day, R. Lee Ermey scares the LIVING SHIT outta these actors.

[zglazener]

I am along the ducking questions

[icehawksfan2009]

one of the best movies ever.

[gpfwestie]

Why do they not go ape fuck, break his nose and kick the shit out of the floppy hatted cunt ?

[alphex1000]

@gpfwestie hahah try do that to a drill sgt

[conbow80]

@gpfwestie yeah USMC DI's are some of the scariest fuckers on this planet. They're all scared shitless thats why

[doga201]

Sir--siR WHAT??are you trynna call me an asshole?buhaha this line cracks me everytime.

[paladindarknite]

its not how many Marines who hasnt seen this movie, its the number of Marines who know every fucking line and act out the scenes! 

[MrUntouchable2010]

@MegaTwiztidfreek Physical Training

[ZphykTESHD]

i didn't know they stacked shit that high

HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA

[Clairelover23]

"you know what i like you! you can come over to my house anytime and fuck my sister!"

[CODYEFFINMYERS]

"you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

[mousalyny]

choke yourself

[xGODSxMARINEx]

@5tonyvvvv it's only to make u better though it's not like there doing it because they hate u they only trying to make u stronger

[rickysam90]

cant wait to joining the Marines.

[RebelGuy10100]

Great scene I find it hilarious that the drill instructor swears in every sentence

[raynan777]

177 people got there eyeballs gouged out and got skull-fucked

[MegaTwiztidfreek]

whats PT?

[XTacoMangX]

@MegaTwiztidfreek

Physical Training.

[BaylorTheModernHero]

You had best unfuck yourself or I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[xGODSxMARINEx]

Drill Instructors or ur officers don't do this to u u future Marines so don't let this get to ur head.... and if they do take them to court Marshall and theyll fuk em for u... But they do get in ur face like that... They will do anything to break u as in trying to make u fail camp. Thus is because they want only the strong not the weak

[5tonyvvvv]

@xGODSxMARINEx Being an ex marine my self, I can say the military was and still is very ignorant when it comes to alot of things! from verbal and physical abuse to poor diets and the Pure brainwashing of soldiers!

[90loneeagle]

hahah do you suck dicks?

[erotrom]

R. Lee Ermey rules!!!

[roydon7720]

i love it when he chokes out that fat fuck gomer pyle

[Infiniti350gt]

Part of me misses basic. Situations like this are funny to you later even when you think your MTI is going to kill you in the moment.

[proadmin1]

@Infiniti350gt It's funny you mention it that way, my brother and some of his platoon came to our house for a party after they graduated... someone put FMJ on ,and it was interesting seeing how recent graduates viewed this....chuckling at parts that scared the rest of us, and singing the lyrics to songs that don't mention any in the movie - one get's the impression there is a distinct lack of "acting" in the first 1/2 of this movie.

[Infiniti350gt]

@proadmin1 At some point we all develop Stockholm Syndrome. About half way through your opinion of your MTI changes. He can tell you to go run 2 miles and we would think oh wow hes actually a nice guy...hes not making us run 4...he likes us hahaha. Or he could be killing us right now...but instead hes just yelling so that's not so bad.

[jesshartxo]

oh god my new teacher is like this XP im scared he even makes us say yes sir no sir eppp

[Frances3654]

177 people can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[IMrChicagoI]

- How tall are you private?

- Sir, five foot nine, sir!

- Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

- Sir, no sir!

- Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated!

[NEKROCLAUS]

ARE YOU ROYALTY?

Sir no Sir!

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

Sir no Sir

[ModderWarfare2]

Best. Drill- instructer. Ever

[anonymousDerp]

lmao

[MrGermantim]

This movie is a whole lot of crazy, great film though

[NYRangers9995]

Who said dat

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

Do you suck dicks?

Sir no sir!

Bullshit I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

xD One of the best lines I have ever heard in life.

[bcancerninja]

@zAdrenalizedGamingz I prefer "How tall are you Private?"

"Sir, 5'9" SIR!"

"5'9" I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

[GMVC2]

Only faggots and sailors are called Laurence.. LMAO :DDD

[berserk2012xxx]

3:16

[ThatOGDon]

lol.

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"

"Sir yes sir."

"I BET THEY REGRET THAT."

gets me every goddamn time.

[PREZILLA2009]

176 Users Suck Dicks.

[BoFoSlipKoRn13]

DO YOU SICK DICKS?

SIR NO SIR

BULLSHIT

XD

[lineygoblue]

I know veterans of the corps during that time, and they've told me this was actually pretty tame compared to reality.

[TheWhatdoesthatmean]

@lineygoblue this is very true.

[humanparadox]

Anybody else notice the glitch? The sargeant punched joker right after he said "fuck my sister:, with his left hand. When joker was down on the ground, sarge was pulling back his right hand lol.

[sylvan18]

@humanparadox Your wrong, he actually unclenches his left hand after he hit him, rewatch it closely, there is nothing wrong with it.

[vgmeszaros]

This is the only war film that i've seen that made me not want to join the military.

[2facedninja]

The reason I hate this is that they say 'Sir' in front of everything and R. Lee Ermey is 'nice' compared to actual DI's because he is not spitting on them and you can understand him lol

[Igniter100]

funny to me and the only part i hate is where he insults the Texan.

[isvetlac]

I bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you!

[CerebralHunter]

Well no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private Joker!...I admire you honestly. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

[gillri]

he aint 5'9

[9490496100]

what we got here a fucking comedian private joker

[XMan2001X]

Private Pile, I am going to give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I WILL GAUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!

[GladiatorGT]

Was it really like this back in the day?

[aggrio]

You can totally tell Vincent D'Onofrio is trying not to laugh.

[gfsfg111]

1:52

HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE?

SIR 5 FOOT 9 SIR!

5 FOOT 9 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!!

Easily one of the best movies ever.

[JazzKeyboardist1]

r lee is more fun now that he saved a reach around for Silverman

[MultiEvgin]

R Lee Ermey is so funny!!!

[saxtontheblade]

176 recruits are the kind people who would fuck a person in the ass and not even give them the goddamn courtesy of a reach around.