Microsoft Songsmith Presents Failed American Idol Auditions #2: Milo Turk "No Sex Allowed"

[jazminestryder]

Um... you guys know that it's not a bad thing to be a virgin, right? Personally, my morals are no sex before marriage... a lot of you guys won't agree with me most likely but that's my morals. And I don't see it as a bad thing if he's a virgin. Plus you don't know if he isn't a virgin.

[vanilla00fluff]

It's Tobias Funke hoping to meet more nevernudes.

[MChell87]

lol..Randy!! the song is called, no sex allowd...huh! ~starts singing~ 0:42 p

[FantasmaLuna]

"In Britain, we call it creepy."

In Canada, we call it preachy.

[BeautyBecca1]

@FantasmaLuna what kinda canada are u living in?

[FantasmaLuna]

@BeautyBecca1 The Canada on Mars, what do you think?

[SUPERspark64ify]

Teh virgin alert went off right when I saw him walk in....

[baseball0390]

did he just swallow a turd because he sounds like shit

[Purplecatsoup30]

@baseball0390 bet he sings better than you, and he cant beat the shit outta you!

[XiaoKeKe2]

well he got his wish. Millions of people saw it on tv :)

[fezmovies]

WE'RE HAVING A FIRE... sale.

[racheleb143]

He reminds me of Mr. Harvey from the lovely bones..... :O

[alex46215]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET OUT OF TOWN

[BestNameEvar]

I just blue myself.

[gabuciukea]

he's NOT 39 :DDD

[marcgonzalez13]

subscribed!

[marcgonzalez13]

subscribed!

[CrystalJupiter]

Noooo Sex Allowed. xD

[AlotLikeAsteroid]

He's a social worker named Milo...

[DirtyThing20]

no sex allowed?

[XxxCRUELxXxNATURExxX]

that outfit is baller i wants it...chest hair ROCKS!!!!

[milad2007halo3]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[guilmonjy]

holy [BEEP]

[jennarox09]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaa !  xD

[ChangeInEntropy]

"No sex allowed" "huh?" *music starts* lol

[HoroGirl]

I want to hear that WHOLE song XD

[MusicalPigs]

I want to hear the second verse

[RazR131]

Wtf not even if ur married?!? Fuck u u pervert!!

[tonyguan522]

VIRGIN!

[chima396]

well if you dont like it, then get out of town

[monkeylazer]

obviously hes never had sex before

[SADFACE1000]

this guys head looks like a cock.......

[McCracker888]

At the beggining does he say "hello bitches"??? LMAO

[TupacX2Pak]

"hello judges"

[janmaomuriano]

he should be auditioning for family guy soundtracks..LOL

[Florianthemaster]

I lol'd pretty hard at "In Britain, we call it creepy"

[angelicpoet]

Well its official...we found the real...40 year old virgin...or at least he will be on his next birthday.

[XxWearsMexX]

LOL

[EatSleepAndTube]

@angelicpoet hahahahahhaaahha true

[handleydan]

WTF?????? W-what the h-hell is he SMOKING?!?!

[dustyD811]

i have no clue, but i want some lmao

[IhateJohnMayer]

sounded pretty good

[sgnebmak]

NOOO SEX ALLOWED!

I don't wanna be part of your crowd.

NOOO SEX ALLOWED!

If you don't like it, GTFO of town!

[alexdollxoxo]

AAHAHAH

[redSG]

Simon looks like he wants to really end that man's life. I think if he wasn't on TV he might would have done it.

[Darthnader1223]

plz make more

[adriaan224]

rofl, thats exactly what i thought exodiaj

[exodiaj]

"Whats the name of the song"

"the name of the song is called no sex aloud"

"Huh"? >:(

[RedBull291]

anybody sounds good with music in the backround

[fezmovies]

he sounds worse with music in the background

[rockbass]

lol that fit quite nicely.

[julianphilipkevin]

I could have sworn that was Tobias from Arrested Development.

[dentalsharpie101]

lol @ julianphilipkevin's comment ;) yeaaa, totally agreed

[Gooshnads]

HAHAHA

what a virgin xDXD