Master Chief fires his laser

[GuitarWholesale]

I lost 11 sec. of my life, you lost 5 min.

[GeminiOrion9]

Well, you can say that he's...

*puts on sunglasses*

a Spartan Lazar.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Bobbyboy532]

That's how Jerry the Covanent died. Long ranged BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGH!!!!­!

[zacjhyor]

Ima firin ma sparten lazar

[mark21227]

faget ass bitch

[acerocken]

Ima firin ma lazar!

[Onewa80]

What's the song at the end?

[readerjoy]

IMA A FIRIN MAH SPARTAN LAZAH

[Dj510O]

IMA FARMER IN MALAYSIA!

[amaniswactingyou]

looks like i

*drops sun glasses*

fucked up this comment



[ThunderGod64]

Now we now Master Chief's true identity

[FeelCold7]

IM A FIRIN MY MALAYSIA!!

[erwinfummel]

do you even try to be funny video uploader ?

[Korofilms]

Haha

[RXGtxSLAYERxt]

Master Chiefs a farmer in Malaysia!!!

[0IIIIII]

A Spartan Laser

[megajebus]

IMMA FIRIN MY SPARTAN LAZER!

[ChocoladeStarfish]

1. its not a vid

2. shame on you for the 5 mins

[artaza99]

IMA FARMER IN MALAYSIA

[woo216]

fail

[APLLE1214]

1083rd dislike



[PWNAGE2031]

oh my god its MC's face revieled!

[gremlyn2504]

spartan laser

[ANERDCALLEDFRED]

I'm a farmer in Malaysia!!

[ZeFuhrer00]

IMA FIRIN MA SPARTAN LAZER

*tsksssssssssssss*-charging up- BBBBBBBLLLLARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!­!!!!!

[DaVeX60]

Asshole

[sumakabob485]

"Send me out...with a... ba-"

"IMMA FIRING MAH LAZER!"

[machogrunty117]

Why does this have 2000 dislikes, whats wrong with it?

[MrTjbakes]

BLAAHHHHHH!!! GOES MAH LAZER!

[PurpleGeeza]

anyone else have a sense of humour?

[VelroX3]

wow what a fail attempt

[jjesseshort]

I was looking for an Arny n the Chief clip...

[robloxplayer6444]

MC IS A FARMER IN MALAYSIA?!

[ransman413]

He could have saved a shoop da woop by firing the spartan variety of laser

[Patriotawesom]

im wondering you needed more than 5mins ^^ this crap i could shit out in about 30secs

[nathanielv5178]

that was stupid

[MrNiceGuyNoMore16]

@noobifier ikr so did i

[Noobifier145]

honestly i thought it was going to be a Spartan Lazor

[ElementWire]

the outro was longer than the video

[DeStRoYeRoFgAmEs11]

I'm a farmer in Malaezya

[halo3rls1]

he shouldve said: IMA FIRIN MAH SPARTAN LAZOR!!! BLAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!

[SlashXel]

the video said its created by BLAAAAAAAGH!!!

=\

[mrclaymationmaster]

MORE LIKE SPARTAN LASER! AM I RIGHT?

[lachieT83]

O o

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| BBBBLARRRRRGHHHHH!!!

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[Kittani1977]

@lachieT83 ... honk

[HeadshotProductio100]

Guys, it's just a guy who had nothing better to do, I knew exactly what this was and I lol'd.

[s20325]

This took you 5 min?

[Alonsireviews]

guys, every one puting comments down about how bad it is, why watch it if you know exactly what it will be!

[HaloFan111100]

new spartan lazer

[TheNinjamonk3y]

boo u whor3

[symonglorian]

Whatr was the music:

[woodmereman]

wow i think thats way beter than the spartan laser

[eeveeluver101]

HE SOUND LIKE SARGE THA MASTER CHEIF xD LIVE rEDS VS BLUES!!!!

[DarkPatro56]

Credits are longer than video and there is no secound 10

[Darkdemonoflite]

OK I'm officially taking a break from Youtube.. this takes the damn cake

[kierster99]

wots the song at the end???

[cjprice11]

epic!!! i want more

[JamesTheJiant]

IMA FIRIN MAH LASER

 Oo

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[MrMierda12345678910]

its retarded cuz in the description he said he took five mins. to make an 11 second long video

[kyledahelper]

Ima fire in mah SPARTEN LAZAAARRRRRR!!!!

[wazzupgecko]

we see his true weapon XD

[lortepikfis]

Gabe newell ate 11

[HaterzGaming]

My favorite part is 0:11

[MasterGeneralRyan]

i acctually like it unlike most ppl

[WeNlu973]

epic fail

[TempusTime]

song is Curve - Hell above water

[tk421goa]

over half of the video is credits...for himself.

[dirtywater121698]

press 2 over and over

[jjblue18]

@dirtywater121698 PIZZA

[DarkGaru18]

He should say "I'm Firing My Spartan Laser"

[kaberisisidoros]

name of the song ???

[LinkTheKiller7896]

@PussyLovingStudios Nick: ASS HAT!!

[WhatTheyDontTeachYou]

should have had him holding a laser with the SDW coming out of the mouth of the laser not this failure

[spcellforever]

O.o

/¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

|BLAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

\__________________

[THERAGNAROK777VII]

song plz...

[TheCarrShow]

who needs a splazer when you can do that

[IMTHEONLYONEful]

O o

/¯¯/_o___o___o___o____o__

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BLLLAWWWRRRRR!!

[Stein871]

fail

[Sarged117]

The covenant are in for a surprise...

[XxPacmanDJ24xX]

its cool

[TheBeybladePro]

Hao can he 'fire his lazaa' when he has a helmut?

[WERHOG52]

WATS THE NAME OF THAT SONG

[CombatArmsWayne]

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!

O o

/¯¯/__________________________­__ ______________

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[DamorahTalset]

So what's what his face looks like...

[patrickkane88rocks]

it needs to be ima firin my spartan lazer

[darkshadow921]

It sucks

[TheDirtybone]

@umbreonable fuck you im not copy and pasting

[Mw2kingv2]

Spartan laser

[lololol143]

I want my 11 second back!

[ViktoriusIII]

@lololol143 dont write a comment and you have them back ;)

[lololol143]

@ViktoriusIII ... stoopid me >.<

[sbk180tr]

@lololol143 your 10 secs i think, there is no 10th sec :D

[LordKorloros]

@lololol143 NO YOU DONT

[lololol143]

@LordKorloros why you so mean to me? Why dont you want me to have my 11 seconds back?

[UnitedNationGaming]

@lololol143 If i we're you i would ask for my grammar back.

[dafael555]

@lololol143 if you want then don't watch it again lol

[TheGardsen]

@lololol143 Here you go, now you'll live 11 seconds longer

-God

[lololol143]

@TheGardsen why, thank you god! I love you, god!

[jghujgh]

funny

[sebastiankaim2]

whats music in end

[syakamaru]

852 ppl missed the dislike button. why does it have to be smaller than like? this update sucks.

[OpticalCow]

1870 people had the right idea and dislike this video... 851 justin bieber fans like this piece of gay man porn

[9after9]

@OpticalCow what does justin bieber have to do with a shoop da whoop video!? Why does everyone talk about him in every single video on youtube?!

[R0CKETOR]

@9after9 Cause apparently, he's gay.

[ZachTheAss2121]

Master Cheif is the last Spartan of the spartans and if you play halo:reach you will figure out why... Covenant burn Reach. Everyone dies, and he's just a lucky bastard. THE END.

[Annahanley]

sorry i may seem like an idiot no one told who Master Chief is. so just who is Master Chief and how did he become a leagion?

[randombunnny]

was thats plain retarted

[Westmunn1]

STUPID

[MrKillzone112]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Rabbid0281]

fucking gey

[masterofre51]

imma firen  ma lazerz lol

[geargodanimations]

ಠ ಠ /¯/___________________________­/ | BLARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! \_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯­\

[happyoldMEN]

@geargodanimations oops that one got fucked up

[achmed316]

KILLTACULAR spartan laser!!!!!!!!

[tomyverce4]

wow i never knew the lazor had such a big blast radius it hit apox 1846 people 0.0

[acsandman4]

This five second video is brought to by a fag

[yourfaceisyellow]

@acsandman4 it is actually 11 seconds.

[left4noobs3]

@acsandman4 this had "117" thumbs up before i thumbed it up if you don't get it you suck.

[HecticSlayer]

5 minutes for 11 seconds

[HecticSlayer]

5 miutes for 11 seconds

[HyperShadic89]

you know sgt johnson if you make him angry he does a shoop da whoop but from his eyes!

[chowchowsFTW777]

@HyperShadic89 rvb reference

[TheBronze3ye]

why cant i do that

[FirEmblmFan]

So thats what his face looks like.

[KnockerLocker59]

OH SHIT SHOOP DA WHOOPS MASTER CHEIF FUCK RUN!!!

[Teun1996]

mugen is the stupidest game evva

[nameclaimed]

so stupid

[Fr3aKBG]

little 12 year old mic screaming pro halo fan firing his fail video in youtube

[nikolanitola]

created by...some nooby guy who don't know how to edit videos...!!!

[deathraider17]

814 people missed the dislike button!!

[assannight]

why do 1797 ppl thake this serious

[Geistmeister6]

why does this piece of crap have alf a million views?

[Zgamer618]

i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh fires his lazer and doesn't afraid of anything

[TheBaraKode]

@Zgamer618 his name isn't halo the ring around vallhalla is named halo his name is master chief

[Zgamer618]

@TheBaraKode lol I kno it's a little meme

[rockleeAce]

where you get the sound at

[wawa865]

@rockleeAce Dom Fera.

[jabathehutt5555]

Its time to FIRE MA LAZOR BLARGHHH

[TheoGhostify]

replay,replay,replay, can't get enough of it :D

[chriswithaface]

This guy actually got 500,000 views? Explains a lot about people.

[masterpie39]

im a firing mi laZ0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tylord521]

youtube.com/watch?v=qdkzmIY7Ia­U

[dethklok6511]

Randal: Remember when this video was good?

Dr. Octagonapus: No BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR­RRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH

[spinax22]

BEST SPARTAN LAZOR EVER

[TheMetroidMadness]

mASTERCHIEF:IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!(AT THE RING) P1:Whats that?P2:Looks like a.....(BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR­GH)o.0 LAZOR...........-rings destroyed earth saved,Chief wins!-

[TheRunnerShow]

this is so stolen from D fear

[0916JOHNNYBOY]

how the hell does this have almost 500000 views???

[sharkman643]

lol sparten lazer

[2113ChargersFan]

im a fire in Malaysia 

[Armalizilto]

I'll Spartan Laser you! Here I go!

IMMAH FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­ARGH!!!

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAHHAAA­A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

[Deathbringer3557]

794 people pressef the wrong button.. the like button

[ninjashaun1337]

IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZAHR

[Keven720xLucario]

epic #FAIL

[smunp]

YOU DID THE TIMING WRONG RETARD THE MOUTH IS SUPPOSED TO COME AT THE SAME TIME