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[DoctorHunt11]

"The Super-Kawaii Pumpkin Patch."

MY SIDES

[wizeoaldowl]

@fireluigi12 You clearly don't know Newgrounds.

[fireluigi12]

how could shit like this EVER appear on the front page? whats wrong with the people on newgrounds?

[LaughingUltros]

Can I have a dozen pumpkins please.

Here you go, keep the change.

Oh hi doggie.

[EasyPeege]

"If you say the word thankies even on the internet you have to hand your penis back to the reassignment center"

[newyoikmabsta]

How could any human being find this flash funny?

[CrystalKabuto]

Saiys "Thankys" :P I'm female though. What now!

[a1b2m13]

Die bitch die. Go to hell you bitch die. I am so angry right now for serious you guys.

[werebee]

People on Newgrounds have never seen an actual human being in person before.

[spartan117ak]

u wunt me 2 viuce akt? iz 40$ so u no im gud.

[SuaveButDubiousDevil]

Die bitch die.

Go to hell bitch, you bitch.

Those, erm, swears.

[Woolong742]

Why the fuck was his stove on in the first place?

[videogamenostalgia]

Retsupurae needs to do Brawl Taunts or Street Fighter Club.

[grottypissedstained]

@videogamenostalgia I agree.

[MinimunWage]

@videogamenostalgia OHH YES!!

[Gazooki69]

Why is "In the bleak midwinter" in a halloween video? Maybe they're alluding to a sequel where the guy tries to get a refund from his Christmas presents but can't because he doesn't have the receipt.

[iTelaSify]

Those sound effects made my ears bleed.

You should be hung.

9/10

[Prometheusmfd]

I love how only one third of this video is about the video, and the rest is tearing it apart, Lisa!

[silentdarkluigi]

i like this video anyone who thinks otherwise is a HATER. thankies :)

[lich109]

@silentdarkluigi People think this is a useless review.

[MrCrolen]

I thought it was epic. Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid.

[PowerXeta]

THANKIES

[PTp1ranha]

@PowerXeta So what happens when a girl says it?

[OrangesofSymmetry]

I don't even have a computer.

10/10

[SenseiLeRoof]

I don't bitch see what the problem was bitch with the dialogue during the... er, "fight"? It seemed bitch perfectly natural to me. Bitch.

[JanitorAntisocial]

If some little black demon jumped on my face, I'd probably scream and shit myself while panicking wildly instead of calmly trying to pry him off while awkwardly yelling obscenities at it.

But this guy did the latter because he is edgy as fuck. I totally feel how inferior I am to this character and wish to be just like him.

[CyberSlayer128]

to be honest it wasn't awful but what ruined it was the swearing, if it was some terrifying monster that came out and they stared awkwardly at one another then he went and returned the pumpkin. That easy.

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

BITCH GET THE FUCK OFF ME OR I'LL USE A STOCK SOUND EFFECT

[sonicfeet]

AND USE OVERUSED ANIME EXPRESSIONS

[Doperwtje81]

My browser keeps crashing when I wanna watch the video. 10/10

[cheetah465]

Bitch. Die. And Stuff.

[UnimportantGamer]

"My shopping experience was Sub-par!!!Bitch!

[TheRsp88]

STFU HATERZ Thankies ;]

[JasperChalks]

That is NOT an appropriate way to respond to tiny, over-enthusiastic trick-or-treaters.

[tombusbytmb]

I guess he must of installed a truck engine in that smart car of his

[meckrisa]

0:53 it's a goddamn Heartless!

[Cheetah1251]

The look on the guy's face at 0:39 reminds me of BillyMC.

Cute and innocent.

[grottypissedstained]

I lost it when Diabetus said thankies.

[MrUMABD]

THANKIES

[randoguy101]

I like how there's one review

'You took five days because of "DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!!!"?'

(people aren't in agreement over whether this review is helpful or not)

[invertin]

did the little black imp thing actually do anything wrong?

I mean

it kind of jumped on his face but it didn't do much else

I mean for all he friggin knew it was trying to give him a hug

[WVI]

"That'll be five dollars, please pull up to the front window."

[mawknation]

Oh hey, Wilhelm, didn't see you there.

[EternalGuardian07]

@mawknation I'm glad someone else makes those jokes too. lol

[fanofmessiaen]

@mawknation OOAAAUGH

[dandy269]

I pretty sure it's not "Die Bitch Die" It's German for "The Bitch The"

[TheShadowCookie]

@dandy269

What exactly do you mean? I'm just curious. He says Die Bitch Die. Yes, Die is one of severla german words that means the. But it also means, well, die. Die, dead, death, dying, etc. So.. what did you try to say?

[dandy269]

@TheShadowCookie It's a reference to the Simpsons

[TheShadowCookie]

@dandy269

Ah, alright. Haven't watched Simpsons in ages. I was just curious, because im german and didn't get the message. Thanks for clearing things up.

[Son0fABatman]

@dandy269

Funny episode, too. Sideshow Bob is my favorite Simpsons character. "Thankies" for bringing back some pleasant memories.

[b74k3]

this flash was done by someone's license plate...lol

[MidnightMidna]

Die bitch die. Go to hell bitch die.

[EponymousKid]

So, okay, let me see.

This guy pays a whopping five dollars for a demon pumpkin, which he later smashes... and actually tries to RETURN IT. Yeah, okay, whatever.

[UntitledHome]

"Written by rabid animals".

It sure was.

[stevegauch]

aha! "just like one of my animes"

[cyber952]

0:57 Oh hai Wilhelm

[SuperSpringMan]

Dammit, where's the reassignment center again?

[edward18517]

*hands penis back*

[RabdonFilms]

Drew Carey: "Now it's time for Scenes from a Hat!"

[Neos78910]

THANKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[TheToast7]

"This is just like one of my animes."

I always knew slowbeef was the real otacon.

[imbiggy]

It seems this flash...

*Puts on Glasses*

Is Patchy at best...

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[LessthanJake14]

If you find this Flash funny, YOU ARE STUPID!

I know, that's insulting, but it's also the often-repeated truth.

[jdude0822]

anyone who thinks somthing THIS stupid is funny is prolly has had a baseball bat smashed to the back of their head at least 32.5 times.

[tt89898989]

This is the best Flash Animation ever, I watch it every day and show it to all the friends I don't have.

Bitch.

Die.

1/10

[supermoe1985]

That wash the WhORST pieacr of crap ie ear seen. 10/10

[MadhouseDUDE]

I have Aids...............

BTW

10/10

[QuilavaKing]

That was the most retarded thing ever.

[NeoTStyle]

THANKIIIIIEEEES!

[Scorpiondesu]

HATERS GON HATE.

[link70222]

Thankies!

[Brannich15]

Oh wow, what a weird ass flash animation.

10/10

[HarrisonFordJr]

geez whoever made this is a massive faggot.

[PuppetMasterIX]

Oh crap. I just remembered I left the oven on. 10/10

[Mr00Ted]

If i made this, i sure as fuck wouldn't want my name on it.

[GTtheEpic]

Words can't explain how poor that flash was. Really I can't think of harsh enough profanities

[MidnightZeto]

This is the best script ever. Why study ltierature? This is the pinnacle of human culture! o.o

[AnttiApinaPro]

Great job Retsupurae!

Thankies!

[CasualVideoGamer]

I wanna see this in a real-life crisis....

"What. Oh no. A riot on the street. Fuck hell. No. Aaah. Is there something on TV?"

[WinglessIceAngel]

This flash was fucking stupid and unfunny.

10/10.

[UberRusty]

@AxelTheNavy The internet:Officially retarded.

[113Kyote]

you hear that retsupurae? you a HATER!!! newgrounds xD its funny because its stupid.

[Pooky1991]

The black thing look like a heartless 10/10

[lolmushrooms]

"Thankies"

Seriously now?

[PornoGraphicMeatloaf]

THANKEES

[rocky54231]

i was doin hw while watchin this and i thought i missed somethin so i went back and watched it again then i was like ohh it just sucks

[Gigaspine7]

GO TO HELL AND BITCH DIE

[Deathspeak2u]

I don't get it. 10/10

[Diggeh]

I wa 10/10 5/5

[sonicfeet]

1:19

Did the bat eat his brain or something?

[sonicfeet]

0:42

Notice the KAWAII sweatdrop on the pumpkin.

[brogimus]

bitch

[noone242412]

wtf was that black thing 10/10

[UberRusty]

I once visited a pumpkin patch 10/10

[AdventEdge]

everytime he swears my spine shivers

from the lameness

[spetnaz93]

that "die bitch die" sounded like it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously and i seriously thought that the viewers were saying it.

[theFUCKTORNADO]

bitch die bitch die go to hell stupid bitch DIE

[Muvlonion]

kudos on using a wilhelm scream there

[LordFunkyFist]

The emo shooting self in the head with his hand logo within the first few seconds really sets the mood for this video.

[moneymandate]

If this made the front page of Newgrounds, I'd hate to see what's considered the worst flash there

[TheSkunkrocker]

Even the worst shit is rated 10 there. There is a really badly done Flash of a clown hitting Jesus in the face with a large penis with a flashy seizure background and bad chiptune music in the background and it still got a 10.

Although the guy who did it was also the guy who did the Madness series and I guess his rabid fanbois were all the ones who watched it, I don't accept someone getting hit with a penis to crappy music to be funny, even if you put a big seizue inducing LOL right above it.

[AndresChileCL]

I dont know whats worse, the dialog or the voice acting.

Id say they are even.

[Bandaids4ever]

This flash was shit. Damn. Do you guys ever talk about good flash videos?

[0rionBTL]

Bandaid: No, they don't... That would kind of defeat the point.

[Bandaids4ever]

Well could you remind me of the point, because I seem to have missed it. I'm not complaining, I was just curious. : )

[originosity]

This comment deserves one thumbs down my good sir.

[Bandaids4ever]

You could answer my question instead. Or you could give me a thumbs down AND answer my question. Perhaps I simply missed something. Why do they not do reviews of good games? Does it have something to do with their username? If so, tell me, because I have no clue what retsupurae means. It may be a dumb question, but every question is worthy of an answer.

[iamathousandapples]

Because that's not the point of retsupurae. Retsupurae(as well as SA in general) is about mocking things on the internet that are terrible, if it were giving praise it would hardly be funny or worth watching.

[Bandaids4ever]

Thank you. I have since learned that "retsupuae" is a mock way of saying "Let's Play". Now, understanding the username, I can understand why they don't make positive reviews. They are not reviewers, they are mockers. It makes perfect sense. If some of these people would have just explained this sooner, I could have saved myself a lot of thumbs downs. Oh well.

[AdventEdge]

stop trying to sound smart

you're no good at it

[Bandaids4ever]

Stop trying to sound like a dumb shit! You're too damn good at it.

[AdventEdge]

lol u mad

[Bandaids4ever]

I'm not angry. I'm just saying... You're REEEAAALLY good at it. Like, you're up there with Sarah Palin.

[Bandaids4ever]

Come to think of it, I probably should have put a little wink face at the end of that comment to make it simpler for you to understand. Here ya go. ; )

[AdventEdge]

coming from the person who couldn't figure out that retsupurae was a satirical channel for LP's

so now i revert to my previous comment

lol u mad

[Bandaids4ever]

And I revert to mine. I'm still not mad. It's harder to figure out than you might think. Unless you hear "retsupurae" spoken outloud, the last thing you think is "OH! It's Engrish for Let's Play!". Still not mad. Do you need another smiley face? Here. : )

Here's an even bigger one just to prove my point. :D

[AdventEdge]

nonetheless

u mad

[Bandaids4ever]

None the less, no I'm not. I'm as giddy as a school girl. Teehee.

[AdventEdge]

you are because you're trying too hard

so u still mad

[Bandaids4ever]

NO I'M NOT, DAMMIT! I'm fucking happy, I tell you! HAPPY!!!

[ragrappy00]

why was his stove on when he wasn't home?

[CheatMasterAOD]

@ragrappy00 Because its Newgrounds...Bitch

[zelpree]

thankies?? mother fucker.

[Chef033]

"My shopping experience was sub-par."

"Bitch."

"Die."

[PenguinKommando]

Seems like this was just an excuse for this kid to swear a whole lot.

"Go to hell and fuckin die you bitch of a bitch! Die bitch die! Motherfucker bitch die!"

"Ronnie! Stop cussin' so much down there, and come outta that basement and come see your grandma, she came all this way for dinner!"

"SHUT UP MOM IM MAKING A NEWGROUNDS VIDEO, I CAN SEE GRANDMA WHENEVER, GOD!"

[Cooliespy345]

Holy shit.

Did this voice actor say bitch and fuck in the same sentence?

Dear me, we are in the presence of a badass!

[Dygeron92]

1:04

Wait a minute, did he just say "Go to hell, you cup of bitch?" What the hell is a "cup of bitch"?

[havvyweponsman]

8 fluid ounces of bitch?

[Dygeron92]

LOL... I've heard that there's a sequel in development about an easter egg containing a renegade gremlin. I just took a look at the leaked script and the dialogue was pretty deep. Check it out.

"GIT DA FUK OFF MY DICK ASSHOLE GO FUK URSELF U METRIC TON OF MOTHERFUCKER"

[sonicfeet]

We are just going to assume he said "fucking" there.

The voice actor said whatever word placed there so fucking badly, it's pretty much unintelligible.

[Dygeron92]

if you dont liek an angtsy anime about an emo teen screeming "BITCH GIT DA FUK OFF ME DIE BITCH DIE" then your a HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[eggbandicoot6]

@Dygeron92 i guess i'm a hater then

[wflagg]

im Surprised no one caught the willhelm scream.

[sonicfeet]

''The super KAWAII pumpkin patch.''

[sonicfeet]

His hair color is the same.

OH, WOW

[SpamNapkin]

THANKIETH

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

You need more kawaii videos like this ^___^

[Icerama108]

Your name burns my eyes D:

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

stfu u stupid bak'a ga'jin -____-;;;

[Icerama108]

too.... much........ japan....

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

-___________-;;;'

[Icerama108]

You know constantly doing the same pathetic anime face thing doesn't do anything....

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

wtf rly o_____________O

[Icerama108]

yes O:

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Yeah, okay then.

[Icerama108]

Then okay, yeah.

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

I figured as much.

[Icerama108]

OR DID YOU?!

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

p.much

[Icerama108]

No you.

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Maple story is a bad game and you should feel ashamed for calling ME the weeaboo.

[Icerama108]

wtf? just because I like Maplestory makes me a weeaboo? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You fucknut! Maplestory has almost NO connection to anime at all!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Uhh, yeah it does.

Fucking kolean faggot.

[Icerama108]

P-r-o-v-e-i-t.

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

It is.

You damn avatar is some anime fag, I rest my case.

[Icerama108]

Too bad my avatar is made of pixels

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Your point being...?

[Icerama108]

Anime isn't generally made out of pixels, how do I know this? Because anime means japanese cartoon, not half japanese game, also, since anime is a cartoon, it is usually not made on a computer (like most cartoons).

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Uhh, no.

It is animated and colored on the computer. The most actual hands come into play is early sketches.

Dumbass weeaboo.

[Icerama108]

Strangley enough, I am still correct, in a sense, anime is a japanese cartoon, not half japanese game, an considering I would never want to even visit Japan, I do not see how I am a weeaboo. Care to elaberate how I am?

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Oh yeah well

i fucked you're mom

[Icerama108]

Oh okay.

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Serves you right!

[Icerama108]

That's nice.

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

I bet.

[Icerama108]

Well you lose.

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

I guess that's one way of looking at it.

[Icerama108]

Yeah but there's eight ways of looking at it, again.