Dragon Age Origins Funny Outtakes HD

[LavandiaLovador]

xD alistair X genlock romance roxx!

[SallinKari]

1:35 BEWARE I'm armed with a mabari warsword!

[VexanieZinovia]

0_o Disturbing yet Amusing. Awesome Combination of the 2, I like it. *Thumbs Up*

[TomekHujek198]

i like your videos

[Loganlermanroxmysox]

0:06 You mean because of Natural Bodies All In One, you woke up with your genitals poking THROUGH the blanket?

[mcwave40]

This makes me REALLY love game developers

[Skydance1110]

I can never look at ogres the same way again...

[bananaXpiex]

now whenever i see someone dance mass effect, all i think about is that ogre

[wallofmindlessness48]

This.... is an acid trip...

[HollowEidolon]

Ah, the majestic bent skybear

[Hazbags]

@HollowEidolon so rare and mystical

[DemonShadowWolf1]

the orge made my friend aroused now that was creepy o_0

[OroborusFMA]

This was stupid, not funny.

[TheGb2132]

I laughed my ass off!XDXD

[resident19guy]

Looks no worse then the faces in Oblivion, at least.

[potgab7]

euwww, takes me back to 1969, man!

[anon0092]

this video disturbs me on a level I didn't even know existed...

[Xenite227]

Video was pretty meh...... until Alister and the darkspawn doing the nasty.

[brookeygirl12310]

is it wrong that the ogre is attracting me? XD

[Winterstar2]

2:20... lol!

[ultraveburas]

32 people love watching Allistair get on top of a genlock

[CrayShido121]

Please oh mighty Bioware, let there be a code in DA3 that makes Ogre's dance in such a way! It would be freaking hilarious to make an Ogre do that!

[sushanalone]

" F^(% us, brothers and sisters. F^(% us in the shadows where we stand vigilant. F^(% us as we carry the duty that can not be forsworn. And should you perish, know that your F^(% will not be forgotten. And that one day we shall  F^(% you." The Grey warden oath Source Dragon Age Origins: Top 10 Censored Moments by Machinima

[OppasYeobo]

Scarred for life..

[Exblade26]

Wow I guess Alastair is greying his warden into that darkspawn lol.

[Makuaizu]

Duncan: Remember Alistair, we kill darkspawn we don't fuck them.

[sprocker]

omg darkspawn sex -.-

[vaders501fist]

LOL at the fuckin bear.

[TheCrazyFool1995]

Now why don't the Ogres dance like that in the game?

[Wolfsrain90]

...0:27.

Died.

[SuperChickenPork]

30 people dislike the floating constipation bear at 1:27

[SuperChickenPork]

30 people disklike the floating constipation bear at 1:27

[bumblesera]

Andraste's flaming ass! HAHAHA I love the Ogre <3

[heheIvan]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[sugarandspice4815]

LOL @ 0:27!!!

& 0:46

& 1:24 - 1:37

& 1:58

& the Asari Dance (lol!)

Oh my gosh, hilarity overload! (Although I had to cover my eyes for the genlock thing... that was disturbing.)

[GhostlysoXD]

0:06 STARING CONTEST!

[moviemaniac4ever]

2:56 isn't that the dance from mass effect 2?

[Dracowrath1]

Right. I'm going to just pretend I didnt see alistair boning a genlock.

[Uchihaluver102]

Yeah... I think they should make a Dance Dance Ogrevolution... He has some pretty top notch moves... Lol

[RatedRChris13]

GENLOCK AND ALISTAIR LOLOLOLOL

[xXxPrinceWaterxXx]

OH GOD that's pretty scary 0:34

[LadyLapisLazuli]

Genlock sex FTW.

[mariesadler]

Watch out! That troll knows karate.

[bloodass3]

0:34 Dead Space 2 ? "Child" ?

[Videoforthewin]

0:16 its the green giant!

[AidanVsg]

does someone noticed Urthemiel behind the ogre?

[Pieceofshota]

Gay orger ? lol

[theratking013]

Now i understand how the Darkspawn could attack the partycamp...Alistair you stupid guy..just because the male warden get all the girls(and Zevran) you ve got seduced by genlocks?Pathetic...

[horrorfan117]

What happens in the Fade stays in the Fade

[chicken5846]

iam sorry but your sanity is in another game :}

[nixfromcro]

1:58 Demoman

[minispike]

cannot unsee genlock scene

[kevynspeed]

2:43 ME2 anyone? :D

[0Solace9]

@kevynspeed ikr? was about to comment about that

[MagicAccent]

@kevynspeed

Ha! It is :D

[prabshiro]

thumbs up if you think dragon age and mass effect 2 have both EPIC music.

[rwjmademedoit]

I dance just like that ogre. And it works!

[alaskanwolfs]

omg i cry watching this video from laughin

[Raverque]

Wonder what it feels like getting a blowjob from darkspawn. mmm..

[lonqqhaireddbeautiix]

@Raverque

Probably extremely painful, have you seen their teeth??

[Raverque]

@lonqqhaireddbeautiix but it'll add a bit of excitement!

[lonqqhaireddbeautiix]

@Raverque

Aha.! 

[deadpoolcable2]

1:06 thats chuck norris!

[Toodkes]

0:41

Bother, bother, bother, bother! XD

[jomo999]

good lord! did i just watch an ogre lapdancing for me!?

this was pretty hilarious though :D

[didy444]

@jomo999 I'd like to see that ogre pole dancing!hahahahah

[Tanzo158]

Is that Ogre doing the Asari Dancer dance from Mass Effect 2? xD

[catiecat101]

@Tanzo158 ... dear Maker, yes it is... Oh lord, I can never unsee that. That or Alistair + Genlock. *ick*

[Kurzykowsko]

@Tanzo158 I think so. xD

[tigra8]

@Tanzo158 I would so have sex with that Ogre if he does that dance



[shadowvowed187]

@Tanzo158 THATS WHAT I SAID

[InuKagFan505]

everybody is kung-fu fighting dididididididi xD 1:06

[HelbaRion]

Get that dark spawn off mah Alistair! D:< -throws a rock at it-

[greywarden1000]

lol 

[ChairmanBlimp]

Thanks for the nightmares

[AsamiAisetero]

Dear god, this poor game T.T

[firefoot77]

2:07

... O_O

[okami7amaterasu]

Looks like the blight caused more than a few problems.

[Halapartna]

2:05 CANNOT BE UNSEEN O_O

[szonjaFE]

OMG! How did you make this??

[peanuts846]

Alistair Says "You know, the one good thing about a Blight is how it brings people together" as he makes love to the Genlock

[SlimGamer05]

Alistair hit himself with a shield lol.

[GoldenesTerraDingsda]

looooooooooooool



[Numdenu]

I went back to Mass Effect recently. When I saw those Asari strippers, all I could think of was how disappointed I was not to see that ogre amongst them.

[cyphi1]

@Numdenu you my friend are twisted...lol :)

[wafflealien]

0:06 Stoned Alistair :D

[BergkampPT]

@wafflealien lololololol

[wafflealien]

@BergkampPT Thanks :D

[Dizzykathie]

Will anyone answer me: if they could make such awesome things with ogre (omg! that's HOT!) why did't Morrigan or some other female do this in the game?( or at least alistair)))sexy!

[MrDreo]

Song at 2:20 can be found by searching for 'Dragon Age Origins OST - I Am The One DJ Killa Remix'

[hellrider0001]

hahahah .....bless the maker ...for killing me by laughters

[Smileperience]

Ogre dances better than justin bieber

[mangadragon22]

Hoot! Orge Stripper!

[firenrex]

Come on everybody it's the ogre dance!!!

[seripmavevolI]

I'm very surprised that no one's made an "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" joke yet so many people comment on the Asari dance. It almost doesn't seem right. xD

[Pecrice11]

@seripmavevolI Lol, i remember that dance in Mass Effect.

[skotous]

A gay ogre!!!!

[ChibiCandi]

I always forget how much testing game go through - what a nightmare! I loved the random person on the ceiling xD

[Ladyofpayne]

More intresting than game, really. Great!

[222LoneWolf]

Dang...

[gundamseedathrun]

umm the ogre definitely learned that dance from the asari strippers in mass effect...just wondering how they met...O.o

[1JediRevan]

@gundamseedathrun Chora's den?

[gundamseedathrun]

1:36 now now, dogs are for hitting people with.

[UltramanCronos]

Lol@the ogre dancing.

They should have Morrigan do that. I'd buy 10 copies of the game in return. =P

[Trakedragon]

Fluffy the dancing ogre lol, and that's creepy alistair lol

[pewukut]

Ogre stripper is dancing like Asari Dancer in Mass Effect :D

[ladynimue86]

i really don't like this vid....I'm starting to think that the DA world isn't real...

[GuyWithBluePoop]

I'm getting this game for xbox 360 today. Hopefully I won't run across this crap.

[hammerstar55]

@GuyWithBluePoop At least 90% of these are self-inflicted, either with bad mods, or the toolset.

[wafflealien]

@GuyWithBluePoop No These Are Just Fails When They Were Makeing The Game PLus You Get Them All On The Bonus Disk If You Have One :)

[GeneralCane]

THAT'S WUT I LOOK LYKE!!!

[Dinyang]

dat grin...

Oh my lawd.

[MrHellstorm177]

ЦРФЕ ЕРУ

[Denrom2]

hey maby im just pointing out the obvious but that ogre is doing the asari stripper dance from mass effect XD (yeah i know the same people made it)

[vegito1991]

ΗΑΗΑΗΑ did anyone notice at the end??? ''Fluffy the dancing Ogre!!'' HHAHAHA!!!

[vegito1991]

maybe it was disturbing for all of us, but imagine how hard they would laugh at the studios making those things....if we could create something like this and had the option to change it anyway we like it i bet we would also laugh at this!!!

personally i laughed really hard at this XDDD (though i have to admit the part with Alistair is kinda disturbing lol)

[loucovideos]

0:10 NEMESIS!!!!!!!!!!

[cooldude7901]

this was disturbing.....=S

[Synchronize365]

the ogre got me, hahah i laughed my ass off!!

[TheSereneWarrior]

i think i lost it when the darkspawn is about to get down with the grey warden in bed. i just started laughing so much but now that i think about it, its kinda disturbing

[karlosj1012]

Amazing, the best vid ever, the ogre!!!

[IceC0ldFreezer]

workout with ogre!!

[baerabas]

D: wut

[preciousssperson]

0:34 is sooooooooooooo creepy

[Fir3Dir3]

Troll does Mass effect asari dance.

[xiShadowWolfx]

This is... Disturbing.. O_e

[MechakittenX]

70% disturbing 40% lolz.... wait... what?

[DukeVolmont]

HAHAHAHAHA HE'S PISSING HIMSELF At 47:

[DisneyLuvr2008]

Any particular reason why the Ogre can dance better than Beyonce?

[HatashiLuvsU]

lol nice incorperating that mass effect stripper dance with the ogre, loved it XD!!

[xLanKx]

computer is creepy

[scumhc]

wtf

[Cha0sCat]

wait... isn't that ogre doing this dance the girls in choras den did (mass effect 1)?

[KMxHearts]

I vote for Stripper Ogre for a romance option.

[lightwithindark]

@KMxHearts

its true that most gomes don't have enough hot characters anymore...

*Pouts*

Although, that may just be my desicion... Anyone else sick of no man-love in games besides this and fable?

[okami7amaterasu]

@KMxHearts The developers clearly have too much time on their hands, ahahhaha.

[976animelover]

The ogre........... you can never un-see the horror....... -crawls into a corner ans cries-

[InfectedArtanis]

This shit is scary

[Leopordstar]

The dancing ogre was my favorite, closely followed by the Alistair/Genlock sex scene

[alexmusteatpie2]

Alistair would make Genlock sex hot

[CorRomeister]

@alexmusteatpie2 my eyes liquified at the sheer absurdity of that.....

[Crystalwolf78]

i swear i saw pickalo

[xKimmTasticx]

that was kinnda scary..

[soulslasherx]

Fluffy the dancing Ogre, I need you as a companion in Dragon Age 2.

[morkhan]

That ogre looks like he is dancing the same thing the Asari strippers danced in ME2

[galenwolf]

@morkhan he is, and now Asari are ruined for me.

[danishAEF]

1:00 lol... poor Alistair

[StuntedJubJub]

Oh my God the disfigured running Zevran cracked me up!!!

[DrK2Reiko]

2:10 Alistair likes being a Grey Warden way too much..... heh Talk about "We can the Darkspawn"

[simpleFoundJumpsuit]

The Taint allows you to rape Darkspawn LOL

[hybridwolf55]

I wish I had the collectors edition :(

[destroyabul]

OMFG!!! THE SPICE OGRES ARE BACK

[KierrokCyclone]

Ah yes nothing like a good old lap dance from an Orge...

[wristlock2000]

*sniffles* i thought Alistair loved me *tear*

[WiiKingMattitude24]

Great on ogre that knows Martial Arts.... oh wait that's Brock Lesner.

[themusicofmyshadow]

The ogre is a total turn-on

[sccrbarb]

2:21 - 3:01

Hell yes! Sexy Dance!!

[Kyangtse]

Ogre sexy dance

[russell6clacks]

Alistair romancing the Genlock + Fluffy the dancing ogre are the best. Luckily ogres in game aren't THAT nimble.

[xxStandNTheRainxx]

DID YOU SEE THAT GUY WITH HIS HEAD CHOPPED OF!!!!! HE WAS STILL STANDING!!!!! Holy....

[CharlotteEmily09]

at 2:08 i have never understood why the female player "Bows" her head...

[regalbryant35]

1:48 well you can tell she was a virgin

[Perszeusz]

@regalbryant35 ROFLMAO!!!!

[pINK1ninJA]

OMG!!!

i like the part were alister fucks the hurlock or watever that is

[maveriksword]

1:48 what the fuck kind of kinky shit are you INTO Alistair?!

[xUxDontxKnowxMex]

1:50

she probably likes it rough or she had an explosive period... nasty :S

[lastride29]

that ogre is about to go bruce lee on your ass.

[blackcactuz]

poor alistair

[frozenlilies1]

Ahhh textures. Some funky ass shit happens with you doesn't it?

That ogre should have been a poll dancer! *shot for her references*

[Chaotic2Pandemic]

2:13 So THATS how Darkspawn are made! =D

[magicicle]

Omg Alistair is cheating on me

[anyonecanjoin99]

@magicicle i know right first morrigan and now this ???!!!! geez alistair do you get horny so much fuck the first thing u see?? i must have been a booty call then.

[RZeD61]

Oooh, sexy darkspawn <3

[anyonecanjoin99]

DID ALISTAIR HAVE SEX WITH A GENLOCK BECAUSE IT SAID THAT IT WOULD END THE BLIGHT. AND 2 MONTHS LATER THE GENLOCK WAS PREGNANT WITH ALISTAIR'S BROODMOTHER.

[CheeseMakesMeWiggle]

Every time I fight an ogre I think of him dancing now... D:

[Reyrocksall]

Go Ogre!

[savinisbitch]

1.49 :O sweaty bloody sex??

[JaXtEr16KoRn]

In some way i really like the song at the end...can anybody tell me where I can get it???

[anyonecanjoin99]

@JaXtEr16KoRn THAT IS THE REMIX OF I AM THE ONE AND U CAN GET IT ON BIT TORRENT OR BUY THE SOUND TRACK.

[JaXtEr16KoRn]

@anyonecanjoin99 THanx!! :D

[JaXtEr16KoRn]

Do you also know the name of the song in the Warden calling CGI Trailer...(not the marlilyn manson song)!!! This would be awesome!!

[anyonecanjoin99]

@JaXtEr16KoRn  that's this is war i don't know whop made it but i'm sure u could google it .