Apple - Introducing GLaDOSiri on iPhone 4S

[mikeandersonwa]

I seriously want Siri with GLaDOS' voice....

[generalsargant332]

I want one with Chell's voice...

[Haloman2023]

@generalsargant332 Every time I tell my phone to do stuff it responds in Chell's voice.

[karelmoredo]

dear Santa...

[TheSchoolofrock23]

at the end it said,"Also, GLaDOSiri might kill you" bhahahaha

[DarkTripods07]

I Want that phone!!

[madpivoter]

please they have to actually make this as i would buy a 4s just for this

[Viperxify]

Thumbs up if The Ramborgia sent you here

[oxfordye]

I'm not gonna lie, I'd give my left nut for a GLaDOSiri.

[julio983740]

Extra 20 pounds! Lmao!!xD

[Yeragayfatty]

You and your extra 20 pounds.

[SharnLugonn]

When I first saw Siri, I thought she was awesome.

When I started using Siri, I found that she was useless.

Now I know I won't use Siri again until someone exchanges her core with GLaDOSiri!

[WaldoPaldoAndCarlos]

Can this be a thing? Please?

[bluewetball]

Appleture Science.

[m00tisafaggot]

GLaDOSiri find me directions to San Francisco

Starting GPS

-Driving over bridge-

Please make a sharp right turn or you will die

-Drives off side of bridge-

I'm sorry, seems to have been a error. goodbye.

[anchises868]

My favorite fake commercial of 2011!!!

[qwertyuiopasdfgh7877]

this would be such an improvement to the iphone 4s...

[TheRealBatabii]

Every time I see the iphone 4s commercials, I think of this.

[1blackice1]

I would love to see a jailbreak tweak for this now that i finally got my 4S jailbroken. But i doubt it will happen. ;(

[19curtainCall92]

:D

[Smileykid45]

Announcer: New news from Appleture we have created GLADoSIrI who then killed us all with deadly virotoxin.

[Smileykid45]

But, it was burned at 7000 degrees, Kelvin?

[alexisnaranjo]

The Ramborgia sent me here

[drunkfux1]

@alexisnaranjo me too

[TheMerkWithTheMouth]

@alexisnaranjo @drunkfux1 me three!

[a6454]

Glados is amazing!!!!!!!

[TheClawdeen34]

WOW GLADOS IS A B****!

[SpringRolI]

@Blueflagproductions If this guy can make a voice that sounds pretty damn close, then a company can more than likely make it sound exactly like her

[SuperDrake15]

This voice is scary :(

[tened0n]

I wold love to have a sarcastic Siri on my phone and Gladis wold only make the package complete :))

[epic246]

I love this

[bamfer23]

@Blueflagproductions I dont think I ever said I was using her REAL voice. I said I used all computer generated clips to make it. And it turned out pretty damn close.

[Blueflagproductions]

@bamfer23 in that case you just contradicted yourself this argument is specifically about the exact voice of glados not a similar one

[Blueflagproductions]

People her voice can't be ported to Siri unless the actual lady who does her voice sat down and records a billion different words. We would only have the speech clips of a couple hundred. Siri's voice is actually somebody's real voice and when it doesn't know how to say a word it uses clues from other words to sound it out even then all the speech clips are compressed and coded up really complicated. So unless anybody has access to the lady who plays the voice of Siri and a team of skilled iPh

[bamfer23]

@Blueflagproductions This is not true. This is entire video was made up of clips that didn't use a real voice at all

[ItsMarvinAbel]

Imagine GLaDOS as your GPS.

"Good job, moron! We're lost."

[darwinmacwiz]

GlaDiOs

[gamblor67]

BLACK MESA IS ANDROID D:?

[8BitHarvD]

Appleture Laboratories

[alienvseditor]

i used to hate apple product, then i see this video

[thesmartphonereviews]

oh glados you crack me up

[DRYICEBOMB9]

Appleurscience

[gopichu100]

new message from kate: combustable lemons failed. LOL

[heatherspringberry]

Is this real?!

[CreepyVogelsBird]

The voice would be great for Siri

[allamericandude15]

I want this more than I want food or oxygen.

[Shibahiba1]

Awww the blind woman )': stuff like that makes me sad :c

[Dsiwarper]

Appleture science!

[thehikerboy1]

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!

[bumking45]

I really hope that since the 4S has been jailbroken, this becomes real.

[LUMBARDO12]

I want!

[IncognitoNight]

Ha! In a year or so when miku hatsune officially comes to the united states and when the Iphone 5 comes out then we will have MikuSiRi....

[samthelegoman1]

Lol blind person using iphone

[Vingador1988]

Amazing job, should be real. But please, add ~subtitles, it will be easier for people that do not listen in english very well (like me) to understand.

[ewc1102]

GLaDOSiri only from appleture

[burgerking5236]

GLAD-iOS

[raccoonpokemon]

now i want an iphone even more

[Twittadorami]

WHY GLADOS , WHYYYYY

[neruakitamusic]

...I would buy an iPhone just to have this app...

[ktwagner11]

@neruakitamusic Lol me too!



[imagineloveneverdies]

I want this.

[mzmadmike]

If I cared enough about iCrap to know what this was parodying, it would probably be really funny.

[sutdip]

appleture science

[giorgosrc]

Me and my extra 20 pounds

DIED

[TheGoodNewsEveryone]

In the description, for update 4, you misspelled GLaD.

[wolfmonkey0100]

XD

[ChopSooyLee]

Whoever made this deserves an accolade. 

[SilentHero2781]

Dam and I thought weatly was bad

[jackstrider980]

I will personally blow whoever makes this a reality.

[gelarglr]

Oooh Sh*t! She is REAL!!

[Doxi99]

lol

[evilminion89]

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS APP.  NOW!

[HuskyRa1n]

Rofl

[Venaloid]

Made by Appleture Science.

[MrInsaneMixer]

Couple years in the future;

Welcome to Appleture Science! I am Steve Jobs and this is my assistant Siri.

Alright I've been thinking. When your family buys you Windows, don't take it! Make family take the Windows back!! Get Apple! I don't want your damn windows what am I supposed to do with these?! I'm gonna get my engineers to make an iCombustible, that burns your house down!!!!!!

[tadgh17]

@MrInsaneMixer you know steve is dead right?

[MrInsaneMixer]

@tadgh17 You know that Cave Johnson was dead too, and that his 'talk' was actually recorded, right?

[tadgh17]

@MrInsaneMixer but he was alive when he recorded them :D

[MrInsaneMixer]

@tadgh17 You know Steve Jobs was alive once too, you know?

Just shut up, please.

[MrDannyArcher]

@MrInsaneMixer what if steve's thoughts and memories were put in a computer like in Portal?? What IF?? yes that would be very cool aint it?

[doop00]

Valve / Gabe Newell Should develope a phone that are named "Glados" with the same functions as Iphone but with that voice, it would be selling like butter who wouldnt like to buy themself a "Glados" :)

[RicardoM1810]

If this was a real app I'd throw my android away, and get me an iphone

[AndurilWielder]

Oh no...

[joet409]

If Siri and Watson get together, they should have children. If it's a girl, GLaDOS. If it's a boy, Skynet.

[1zacster]

Theoretically you could replace the dictation with GlaDOS but not real voices because of the complexity of emphasis

[TheBloodEagle27]

Throws Xperia Play, runs to apple store

[MeltingCORE2]

This... would actually be a cool app.

[GeneralNerevarine]

The future of Apple in 50 years:  Appleture

[KilluaXIII]

FUCK apple! how dare they use caroline for their ad

[jergen07]

Possible on Android ;)

gladOS on android, name would fit even :D

FUCK Apple :D

[technoguy720]

Some features may not be available in all languages or in all areas, and features may vary by area. Wi-Fi connection may be required. Cellular data charges may apply. Also, GLaDOS may try to kill you. 1:26

[TheBloodEagle27]

ah... tecnology getting better and better

[umobutu]

i dont like the sound gladosiri. I want the sound of 1 original siri. GLADOSIRI sounds like the sound of Cher (Autotuned) in her "BELIEVE" video.

[MyFlyingchicken]

New from AppleTure.....

[Stolemyusename]

Doesn't sound like Mclain so meh.....

[henrydaved]

@Stolemyusename what, you want the GLaDOS Mclain or the Announcer Mclain?

[felixthefox100]

Appleture Science FTW

[TheTablet314]

I want GLaDOSiri...

[TopTellyFan]

LOL! That is cool :)

[Kichigokun]

Me: Gladosiri, can you tell me where I can get some cake around here?

Gladosiri: Sure. Go to the shady-looking building approximately 5 miles from here. Upon entry, you will be escorted by a faceless gentleman and will have to wear an orange tracksuit for your protection. Also, you will run a series of tests for the sake of science and technology. You will also meet a nice, cubic companion that will help you throughout your tasks. There will be cake in the end but I will betray and kill you.

[darthbaconsc2]

@Kichigokun WTF SPOILER TAGS PLEASE.

[m0nkey1eader]

@Kichigokun spoilers

[Scottish995]

Applture science?

[Cyuuno]

that what we call "intelligent" phone

[XxBlesphemerxX]

The IPhone 4S is a lie !

The Cak is also a lie!

[BTreviews]

I asked Siri if she was made by Apeture Science and she said, "that's classified information."

[takumi214]

brilliant

[MrFish291]

I don't like Apple... But this is slighty changing my opinion. Slightly.

[inteli722]

@MrFish291 if i do get a iphone 4s, i'll jailbreak it and put this on.

[TMSProd]

Then the science gets done and we make a neat gun for the people who are still alive!

[fixman88]

I want this so bad! *giggles like crazy*

[DJASHXx]

this seems realy cool with the music playing,but i imagine ur homealone and siri starts talking to u O.o

[theaveragesensitive]

Totally epic. I am not worthy.

[46milleja]

Ha ha that was awesome! i would buy that if it exsisted :P because this i'm making a note here. Huge Sucess :D

[manaphyrocksno1]

I'm making a note here: "Huge Success".

[Blueflagproductions]

TAKE MY MONIES ALL OF THEM WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE THIS REAL

[IIFaDedII]

Whoa cool !

[RPG343]

I thought this was real

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[TheDarkZoren]

ponies in related videos O.O

[NubSm64TAS]

THE APPLE IS A LIE!

[serginmallan]

the dislike bar is like a ninja: we now it's there, but we can't see it

[StfuSiriusly]

aww this isnt real? i was about to get an iphone instead of galaxy nexus just for this. well someone fucking make this app.

[Ottavio139]

0:47

Crapcakes

[SW1MM1N6]

Also glados may try to kill you

[TheMankrikscow]

want on phone, now :(

[Lumibug]

this must be on iPhone5

[EmoGrimReaper]

It just makes me want to get a new iPhone to talk to GLaDOS

[refyrpor]

awesome!!!



[PuErToRiCoIsLaDeEnC]

0:33 LMFAOOOOO

[Enyoiyourself]

Im making a note here: HUGE SUCCES

[GhOst4341]

this is so friken lame

[coms758]

@GhOst4341 Just like you.

[rezamesmarian]

ooo comon... you can't make fun of a blind person!

[TheViewer540]

Ha! Combustible lemons failed!

[TouYube67]

1:01 YES!!!!!!!!!

[71cudalover]

I say they make custom voices!

[scottttt24]

lol funny

[kurvy]

so where the fuck is the cake?

[zeffedupstallion]

@kurvy The cake is a lie bro...

[shadowseekr0]

you should at least release the audio files XD so we can at least make a message tone or reminder tone with GLaDOS

[TheRobot1235]

Unlike you

[zalelinda]

win



[Milomia9]

Ponies in related videos of course. Sex jokes on those videos of course.

[draconpost]

best app ever

[SnotRockets55]

Hilarious.

[fumineitor]

THIS IS SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!

[chocolatekitten5]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[LuLzezRoflcopter]

please someone make this

[AllynEntertainment]

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[de4dwe1ght]

I agree. I would rape and pillage for this.

[Manzana1C]

I would sell my children for a real app like this

[dkdj12]

With this phone, there is no auto-correct. Only Glados correct. With your extra 20 pounds.

[MrAmerica1995]

--------->

Ponies.

[fingerboard621]

autotune ! lmao

[thatoneguy452]

IS THIS REAL OR FAKE cause the first time i saw it nd i was like OMGZZ GEME NAO but i watched it again and was like waaaaiiittt...

[snooppen1]

Portal 2 -3

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

If a Potato could hold an AI this should work aswell.

[punn213]

The phone will never threaten to stab you, although it can speak.

[ReachIsBeast]

Some features may not be available in all languages or in all areas, and features may vary by area. Wi-Fi connection may be required. Cellular data charges may apply.

Also, GLaDOS may try to kill you.

[Driond11]

the cake is a lie

[glaceon113]

Why is the iphone so mean to people????

[avatarelite]

@glaceon113 naaw poor you thought it was real :/

[glaceon113]

@avatarelite T_T fine why was glados soooo mean