Halo Effect 2: ODST (Halo 3 Machinima)

[Gmrbro]

"I really can't believe I filmed this"

Its 2:33 am, I'm the only one awake, and I'm trying so hard not to laugh right now. The best I can manage is one of those awkward stifled chuckles.

[marvistamariner]

"Elcor acting is still better then Keanu Reeves." LOL So true.

[XramineTitan]

is the beginning song seriously I am the Doctor from doctor who slowed down? O_O

[Dsaberguy]

i also agree that joker, mordin and legion would make an awesome!

[ADeadlyPenguin]

i lost the game

[LastODSTStanding]

So much motion-blur! D:

[Dragoonstorm77]

how do people not like this; ITS HILARIOUS!

"i knew a man that went 3 days without a tupari sports drink...he got hit by a shuttle"

"i have a shotgun"

the loading screne coments are priceless too!

[roba22944]

218 people lost the game

[tristanshepard]

JM

[Timasuarus007]

WTF?? YAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!

[djunior874]

omfg 6:45 so funny.

[codmaster791]

I lost it when shepard started teabaging tali xD

[halofreack8246]

awesome

[lazernuke]

i love how he teabags her to the beat of the music

[reesenc]

Ha, the Mass Effect version of Full Metal Jacket 5:52.

[Banananuma]

214 people lost the game

[BearFang666]

5:51

Full Metal Jacket reference, LOL.

[demonicinqusition]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm the best T-Bagger on the Citidal

[LightningCorperation]

LOL

[brooksdanielgary]

The Halo pistols look so tiny compared to the ME pistols.

[barkyindustries]

The 212 people just lost the game... of life.

[Oldsong69]

@barkyindustries  on Eden prime

[Cheetahrun75]

lol @ %:52. had a friend that said something similar. but no1 cares so i wont say that he said...

[ninjaonasticktable]

w t ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[AdamtheRLSilent]

lol too funny!

[zTheBravoSquadz]

212 people lost the game.

[Cheetahrun75]

@zTheBravoSquadz ahhh. as did u

[BigBillyDavis]

I loved all of this video except the solid minute of T-bagging that was suppose to be sex. It damn near killed the whole video for me.

[gofojibwas]

Tali should have been wearing the EVA helmet!

[heathcom2]

3:11 XD i laughed my fucking ass off

[MrxXxWhiteShadowxXx]

In the future, poepel have sex with thier clothes on XD

[TheNewModSoul]

Ha luv the start! :)

[Marsden117]

eva helmet would suit Tali more than recon

[KevinLuhrs]

t-bagging shepards like aliens

[tootoo440]

I lost the game...

FUCK!

[AlaskanWarden]

14 hour play??

FUCK THAT, i'm hitting the bar!

[ultimatepedrodude330]

im commander shepard and i have the best teabags on the citadel

[LastODSTStanding]

210 people don't like Tupari. 210 people don't wanna party.

[Timasuarus007]

Its in Mass effect 1

[onedOLlarDuDE]

1:44 - 2:04 I've never heard that conversation before... Pretty funny :D

[Timasuarus007]

@onedOLlarDuDE It was from mass effect 1 I heard them saying that alot on the elevator in citedal on ME1

[muffinnater34]

rape

[rono243]

GOD DAMINIT I LOST THE GAME

[PwnageMaster77]

commander shepard drinks tupari

[kingscorpison]

yeaaaaaaaaah

[kingscorpison]

yeaaaaaaaaah

[TheFullthrottleOwnag]

lol 6:25 fail

[legendu991]

that was great

[MnMLPFM]

garrus mordin n legion would be a awesome band!

[migillicutti1]

@MnMLPFM what about thane?

[Carth501]

SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!!!

[PopSmokeIt]

holy crap tali haz te reconz if the turians have it that means it must be awesome reconz for te win!

[LastODSTStanding]

861 people are Master-Shepard FTW!

[KANELIVES907]

202 noobs lost the game

[LastODSTStanding]

"I have a shotgun" -Tali. LOL

[crazyworld014]

Piece of crap, just like the last one, except all you did this time was add ODST to the title, congrats.

[PublicXenemy0]

OMFG ASS DEFECT I FUCKING LOL'D DUED. a few internets to you sir

[victor555117]

I remember that song at 7:40 it must be the Need for Speed IV Soundtrack - Callista right?

[romandoggie]

@victor555117 i think its called callista but i dont think its only from need for speed, Mass effect uses it as a club song as well

[LadySira]

Now that's I call safe sex xD

[lestat23989]

necrophilia with dead tali-wannabe? no good sir, the video was good until that part xD

[maxxsbrother2]

7:14 i really can't believe you did either

[hppop1]

Stupid internet puns make this shit stupid

at first it was very serious

but it became stupid and shit

okay then what ever I lose

but please I don't why you have fun with this shit

[MrGamedude21]

3:07 was some funny shit

[vbdude006]

"I really can't believe I filmed this scene" XD

[ProjectRealityBf2]

hey I have sex the same way.....fucking weird!

[TheNormandySR2]

DUO KILL :D

[523TRITO]

fuck you keanu reeves is awesome >:P

[spleefrog9]

Miranda looks away thinking "DAMN IT!!! i knew someone was taping me having sex with arbiter, Johnson and the chief."

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[MattK1221]

I couldn't stop laughing when you filmed that "sex" scene... oh my god...

[mexboyproductions]

wtf with the sex scene... jesus christ thats so fucked up

[GunmadMadman]

Nice choice of Garrious ^^

[ieetmelon]

vist the caftin's cabin to customise the look of you'r sunglass XD lol

[Nitrospartan911]

looks like i lost the game

[zingtea]

First on my Mass Effect 3 to-do list: teabag Tali.

[ThePro265]

Tali can haz reconz?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Stiksteve]

"I have a shotgun."

"Maybe we'll talk later."

[TheFreelancer117]

They had their clothes on because fox news decided to Bitch about the first games so they had to censor it. But ME2 and 1 was a great game...but this was extremely funny.

[zupugi]

Maybe a 20 kilo Ferrus Slug hit a reaper, and THAT is why they are so pissed off at us...

[MrRMAN117]

193 people lost the game!

[dualblade14]

7:26 people do that now, It's called a fetish, say it with me fet-ish

[spenore]

SLOOOOOOOOWWW TEEEEEEAAAAABAAAAAAAGGGG

[phazon911]

Hey guess what commander shep does he TEABAGS TO FITNESS lol

[CommentCreed]

What was the song when the YAAAYY!! thing happened?

[galatisnik5]

5 stars for teabagging

[codster323]

lmao so hard at the sex scene haha XD

[523TRITO]

wtf was with the "YEAAAAAH" thing O_o

[weezul60]

@523TRITO A reference to CSI Miami. I didn'g get it until the second time. If you look/listen closely you can see that he puts those gay sunglasses on him and plays the Who song in the background.

[523TRITO]

everyone loves tali :D

[ExperimentalWeapon]

why did I watch this

[halo4borat]

lol at 6:43 i was like :"why the fuck am i still watching?!"

[skillzbeyondskillz]

not sure if this is supposd to b funny or dramatic

[blagerthor]

how do you get garrus to talk to tali like that? oh and i like that- "tell me about your imune system" "this conversation is over" "oh co-" "I have a shot gun" xD

[Airs0ftluv3r]

@blagerthor u take tali and garrus to the citadel and on the staircase to the lower wards garrus brings it up automaticly

[BloodThornODST]

Hehehe, I liked the loading hints. After Garrus' awkward conversation, "All my attempts to talk to women end with threats of violence too. :(

[SeanDoe]

*I really can't believe I filmed this

[Haktsu]

I dislike this video... did I lose the game yet?

[magicman5121]

i actually got to the part where shephard did the quarian or whatever they are called but when i got the part i skipped it so i can play. to find out that happened makes me want to shoot myself that i skipped it. i also did the crazy bald chick.

[0pwaffles]

no one teabags like commander shepard

[Arnest123]

@0pwaffles lol XD

[Ronawesome]

@0pwaffles but in soviet russia commander sheperd teabags like no one!

[vefge]

6:50 extreme pwnage lololololol

[Blah117andstuff]

now i know why the leaders of my clan made our emblem a red 7 with a white outline......

[baryon15]

This didn't get my stamp of approval due to the extremely poorly done smecks scene near the end.

[joshodst]

this shit is funny!

[eblade9]

yes! and should have done the miranda sex scene lol

[dualblade14]

since everyone else is doing it, What was with that sex scene? you should've just went to black and added tali and Sheppard's voices in a comical fashion.

[superbatlanternman]

WHAT THE FUCK? 6:35 - 7:21

[straandbeeerg]

4:11 hahahahhahahahah!

[DEMONshot666]

mass effect should just be called "mass one liners 2"

[somoman123]

i can't believed he made that scene LOL and YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

[ariel3halo]

were is miranda

[zane3775]

YEAAAAAAAAA LOL

[TheCountCrumpet]

One of the best Machinimas I've ever seen.

[Amz1217]

that sex scene is beyond messed up but awesome video overall

[manuelito1233]

Heavy Metal Sex.

[bean2k9]

i was the 900th rater!

[Patrick96ification]

2:25 to 2:30 thats what she said.

[JadomanII]

@Patrick96ification LOL

[TheMike2k8]

XDJAJAJAJAAJJAAJA XDJAJAJJAJAJAJAXD the sex scene is  so fcking funny!!!

[lcaisgay]

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[SonicAndTailsRock01]

This was one of the greatest things I've ever seen!

[slipknot3597]

hahaha the sex scene was some funny ass shit

[2theothers2]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I actually enjoyed that!

[salanos]

OH HO GOD MY EYES AT LIKE 7:30

[xXMasterkiller94Xx]

well, only the yeeeeeeeeahh s were funny...

[LoggotyroX32]

0:39 now THAT is Sparta. :D

[AzzzMonkey27]

Hey guys. I just recently started posting MW2 videos on my channel. Both commentaries and fun clips. I'd really appreciate it if you could go check out my videos and give me some feedback, because I'd love to post on Machinima one day. Thank you for your time. : )

[Kelleygarret]

Ha Ha Cripple Watches Porn!

[darksonic50047]

now come in with the bass boo da boom ta boom

[Collin3719]

3:05 LMFAO

[bobmar1y]

Lol epic sex scene.

[CutEmSilly]

My god my eyes are killing me from that sex scene. How the hell did you do that?!

[dualblade14]

Where in mass effect 2 does joker make that mistake? you know the intergalactic porn one.

[prock10000]

@dualblade14 it only happens randomly if u stand next to him

just stand right behind him and wait

[pwnmaster77]

woops sorry that was ment to go to my earpiece lol

[sonic4345]

lol 4:13

[jtgtjtgt]

Maybe this will convince retarded halo fps gamers to play mass effect 1 and 2 amazing xbox 360 games

[CutEmSilly]

@jtgtjtgt I play both, what right do you have to call them retarded? FPS and RPG are completely different games, not to mention its a difference of 1st to 3rd person.

Maybe they don't like RPG's? I know it's your opinion, but when your opinion becomes invalid with logic, then it's revoked. In other words, try not to be an ass.

[prock10000]

@jtgtjtgt favorite game of all time: Mass Effect 2  second favorite game of all time: Mass Effect 1

but dont hate on FPS's because theyre also fun

[CCDevonEleven]

dude that sex scene was fucked up lol

[Majorasmaskstudios2]

@CCDevonEleven i didnt kown Tali had a vagina

[LastODSTStanding]

@CCDevonEleven FUBAR Dude.

[Eije0315]

RWJ quote at 4:01?

[funorbful]

lmfao

[Steelteeth14]

um I don't know what to say at the sex with in Halo masseffect 2 just odd really........

[panogaryt]

cool

[TheMarko93]

Rofl, tea-bagging Tali...

aww man that cracks me up xD

[classicalcritic]

How did Tali get recon? I guess endure must be a piece of cake when you have Grunt to zerg all the enemy's down.

[GoodSamaritanSam]

@HGunner70 Yeah, me too.

[BlackStitch93]

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :D

[Slasher327]

I never played ME2 but was the sex scene, Sheperd tea-bagging that lady

[whatdoiput4myname]

ahhh darn you *shouts i just lost the game* *gets punched in the face*

[noremacx8]

Hate the fact that i HAVE to turn off annotions for every video!!!

[MadtokerGL]

@noremacx8 how?

[ThemasteroftheWorld0]

@noremacx8 you dont HAVE to

[sparton1337]

i liked it, create more GOOD game crossover please

[HybrOMegA2]

fuck the poostation 3

[xxxxxHavocxxxxx]

EPISODE 2!!!

[goofyfree]

newfag

[WargBlarg]

I never played Mass Effect 2, so I guess I was missing out on a lot.

[teamheadkick]

Nice work guys!

TEAMHEADKICK

[DEMONshot666]

3:10-3:21 hahahhahahaha

[chetownboy]

hahahahahahahahah great!!!

[zaperatus]

i never saw the hamlet ad ingame, heh, just goes to show you what you can miss.

[Germanman277]

They would call their band: Future Shock, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[st3ker]

In the future, people have sex with their clothes on.

[R0FLtaco]

hahahahahahahahahhahaha *puts on sunglasses* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[drumline91289]

no shepard punch in the whole thing? wtf?

[kolton777]

Ahhhh i lost in the game within in 10 seconds.... its okay i could just sell this game and wait for reach!

[lingling2095]

i lold

[j0shred1]

its not THAT bad, i have seen worse

[morefistshaking]

i hate you machinima. quit the alan wake fuckery

[xXSuperToasterXx]

I fucking lost THE GAME!!!!

[TheForgeShow]

@xXSuperToasterXx Oh, Bob Saget.

[smokeskin3]

wow it sucks