How To Cry On Cue

[TheBMSpro]

omg the onion!?!

[NoahDominicS]

I can't think about the things that make me cry and acting at the same time

[sarahjaynekenny]

its funda!

[dottoreguzmanrulz]

the dog should be chilean at 1:38?

[Fithay95]

I started crying in the onion part :'(

[bbygrlsosa164]

this is mad gay

[Rinnow2]

@bbygrlsosa164 And you're a boring old sod.

[memememe375]

if he were looking at my boobs he would be slapped....on comamd!

[MegaMozartfan]

I think the audio thing was purpose for comedic reasons......

[zomah2]

I was born with this talent :l

[LostFlag1]

How to REALLY do this. Punch yourself in the balls continuesly till you gio WAAAAAAAAAH.

[nesia0]

XD LOL!!! (Laughing really hard makes me cry sometimes lol=})

[softball201320]

RIP Raul... :P

[xilent234]

this vid didn't make me cry but it made me laugh so hard! lol

[invaderpink]

omg he totally just rubbed an onion in his eye LOL :D

[randomcrapdude1234]

o my god i am getting fucking sick of ads on youtube! they always freeze up after like 3 seconds!

[lululy1993]

Why i am laughing??? hahahah



[miciso666]

song i dont wanna miss a thing from red planet is a win for that XD

[RooAcademy]

LmfaaaaoooO!!!!!

[TheFroskeImperium]

He's lip syncing xD BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA so annoying -.-

[covmandan1]

Or just kill her too, so you don't have to go through all of this trouble.

[LukasPianoSheets]

3:06 i laughed SO HARD :D

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Just think of all the privileges you will lose for killing her chinchilla!

[AirFoxer]

are you chilean??

[afroninja1100]

i put vapor rub on both eye lids and thought of my brother dying, then some vapor rub came in my eyes! XD

[mckt007]

Its hard to cry when pain is all you ever felt...

[rnbsteenstar]

Then just give her a real real big embrace and tell her that you are truly sorry for what you've just done. That's what I'd do in your situation.

[Ametore]

funny and helpful, but the sound is...

[nastynewyorkxcon]

is this suppose to teach me how to cry or laugh lmao

[FireThunderTV]

You want to know how to cry on cue? Just poke yourself in the eyes.

[moemoe20092007]

@FireThunderTV hahahaahah

[FireThunderTV]

moemoe20092007: LoL. I didn't think my stupid joke was going to make anyone laugh. 

[moemoe20092007]

@FireThunderTV made me laugh alright.. imagine doing dat.. ouch LOL

[FireThunderTV]

moemoe20092007: hahaha. You could also put onions in your eyes.

[Erikshackell65]

thx man your a life saver

[cutegrl4eva2110]

does the onions hurt your eyes

[TomTomSays]

oinions? yer coz i can just pull out an oinion on stadge cant i :P

[XxocarabxX]

The audio is off

[jaimeamo1]

myne is wisky lulluby

[rnbsteenstar]

If you are not all sad and emotional, don't pretend to. All you should do is give her a great big embrace and tell her, "Hey, I'm sorry for what happened, it was a terrible accident." then buy her a new chinchilla and name it Raul.

[DuchessAliana]

STANISLAVSKI FTW!! :p

[Pinoylegend707]

hahahahaha lol with the onion!!!

[big80]

I cant lie this video is hilarious.. Lol

[Yippi92]

0:39 crap there is his fucknig woman ready to fuck with him ahahahaha

[0Geisha0]

dammit i yawned =.=

[xXTeHxFuZzYxAbLeXx]

his gf.. i'd tap it :/

[MeIsArtTickYouLet]

you can smear dog shit in your eyes while thinking about how your mom wanted you out of the house when you were younger

[sotojess0o]

is the audio a litlle off for anyone else? O.o

[XplXpunkandShow]

also

[nailaniheartsmj]

yea...me...thats been happening for a long time

[catherinespark]

@sotojess0o Not for me: I'm deaf and precognisant.

[rcf789]

yeh a purposefully funny video is not that helpful

[TheMonkeylover11]

ur lyk two seconds behind buddy..

[conway1996]

staring at boobs wont make u cry it'll just give u a big boner

[TheBadboy1995]

lol xD

[aerosport91]

wow i just figured out a new way to laugh on que. just think of your acting

[pinkgoth6]

WHY!!!!!!!

[treblemaker24]

well i cant do that while im on stage.. i go from happy to getting a phone call about a death

[jamaalsabree]

LMBFO

[got12puppets]

its not goin with the lips!

[GunsGoBangXCORE]

don't you ever watch a film though and you start to get that feeling like.. shit im gunner cry thats so sadd... cause you can imagine that situation. if youre acting and you're any good, you'll get into the part and feel what the character would feel just like you can if youre just watching it and you should be able to cry anyway

[kiecool1994]

lol boobs (.Y.)

[krizzycats]

I know a better way

1. rub your eyes

2.don't blink even if your eyes burn

3. blink hard and you will cry the end

[L0KO1]

wtf a chilean flag :O ////hahaha bkn xDXD

viva chile mierda!!!

[ipaulosmar]

Chileeeeee!!!!! lol

[gloryglorybarcelona]

the guy looks like Ryan Stock

[Superwassaman1712]

or just dab some water on your eye

[AnimeCrazyh]

Hhaha :D

[GunsGoBangXCORE]

lmao

[spaniard0191]

Chile flag!

[XxDrBubblezxX]

when i saw him yawn i yawned XD

[zeratul575]

yawning is serisuoly contasgious

[danluv76]

how?

[zeratul575]

thats it i dont know how but it is but a few scientists do think it was a way to make ppl fall asleep together

[raidersdude911]

lolz

[Oreoreogirl]

she looks like a stavn

[CrossKiryu]

I can fake cry!

[Ninjendo92]

I always, ALWAYS yawn when someone yawns next to me - it's that contagious lol.

[204YoungGuitarist204]

its scientific...yawning is contagiuos

[bodhi3969]

hahah yeh carry a onion around in ur pocket and whip it out the next time som1 dies

[rnbsteenstar]

If you don't cry just give her a big big BIIIGGG HUG!

[TheWallFellOnMe]

The audio isn't synced!

[LydiaaRuby]

WTF its out of sink, sad video...lol

[asleepatjav]

because of nutrition. plus you look unhealthy which i dont want.

[asleepatjav]

i hate you a lot and i hope you get a good breakfast.

[angel2bitz]

lol - wat was the dog's full name?

[PackageSeverance]

diarrhea on cue is the most useful, use it for revenge

[Shintzee5000]

I can yawn on cue. When I yawn I tear up for some reason and the rest if easy XD

[BlackBinLaden7]

at 2:28 whats the background music thats playing

[Angealolo]

is the chinchilla chilean or something? lol

[Xiga15]

yeah, im from Chile, wtf? why he has a Chilean flag

[glanue]

because the pet's name was Raul lol I guess its a hispanic name so they picked a hispanic country lol

[Xiga15]

Raul isnt hispanic :P

plus chile has a 98% europe blood, the hispanic r more on Peru,Bolivia,Mexico and some more... :P

[glanue]

actually people in chile are hispanic because hispanic describes a culture of people based on the spanish language, not a decendency. but it's beside the point of the video.

[ArcaneVision]

Hehe, The pet was a Chinchilla, comes from (or at least pretty damn near) Chile =]

[spaniard0191]

Chile!

[KayO199X]

I have always had the talent of making myself cry whenever i felt even slightly sad. I would often do it to get sympathy from adults around me. It did backfire sometimes though, i got called a cry baby alot in Elementry school, but when i got into high school other students would feal sorry for me and try to help me when they saw me crying.

[themonster1234576]

the onions BURN!

[striderchile]

Chile's flag !!! awesome !! hahah

[brwneydgirl70]

gaging makes me cry i have no idea why

[blackdolphinx]

em ii stiil cant criie!!iis dere aniiwaes 2 criie wiitout feeliing em0tiional??cos no matter h0w em0tiional ii m ii cant criie ahhhhh l0ls

[illissy]

LOL the onions. -SMACKS and TWISTS-

[alexrock2008]

lmao

[Chevalier23]

This is so funny hehehe.....

poor chinchilla

[ItsGiannaaa]

aww poor chinchilla! i have a chinchilla. im sad now. im gonna cry.

[Toffypops]

u can also see this video, and get so weird emotionally that u start crying. Tried it. Works liek a charm.../sob sob!

[daviddlizz]

This is realy helpful for actors. Very good, I forgot how much plucking a nose hair can make my eyes tear up...lol! This is great...5 stars...

[tokiozelda]

I fell really stupid. At my grandpa's funeral, I didn't cry. At my brothers confirmation, all the others cried, ecxept me.

ARGH!

I always cry at "Sadness and Sorrow" from the anime Naruto.

[rainbeux]

hehehehehe.

you cry for naruto, and not for your pappy?

lol.

im sorry thats funny.

but i know what you mean, i never cry.

but i cryed during full metal anchemist for no reason. and i hate that show.

[tokiozelda]

Augh, I hate myself!

I cry for an ANIME??

holy....

[Lacrossedude08]

LOL!Wow,Naruto is for retards....Sorry, had to say that.

[tokiozelda]

Did you know it's retarded to have Lacrosse in your nickname?

[Lacrossedude08]

Did you know its stupid to have Zelda and Tokio in your name. Telling me your a Jap and you're a retard video gamer. Atleast i can play sports unlike you. Does it even matter? You cry for Anime, Anime is for retards.

[tokiozelda]

I'm not Japanese, thank you. But not retarded.

I play sports too.

I like the things I like, you like the things you like. And besides, I cry for the melody I hear, Sadness and Sorrow. Not the anime.

And Zelda is a nice game.

Sorry for being smoewhat mean, Lacrosse is surely a nice brand.

Ok?

[hamstersushi]

I think this argument is retarded.

we should love not hate :)

[Lacrossedude08]

I dont. The only reason people have war is for two things. Money and Religion. Also, that retard started it, he thought it was smart to make a dumbass comment about my name on youtube, so i made fun of him.

[PackageSeverance]

a retarded religious canadian who thinks religion is real

fits perfectly

[Lacrossedude08]

...Im just saying religion starts wars...Faggot.

[beardeddragonsrock]

i'm stone.i NEVER cry.i physically can't.i've been to like 3 funerals in the past 2 years.not one tear.one was my grandma

[brokeninside3]

me2 -.-

[Pamie010]

i alwayz just think of someone reaaaally close to me dying. It makes my tears water like a water fountain. Plus while thinking of that I just think of Hrut by christina aguliara.

Anywayz this vid makes me laugh :D

[sumoman25]

the audio lags

[buckmee1]

lol

[911Eminem911]

onions or bad memories dont make me cry at all 4 sum reason. nd its hard to make myself cry while watching this funny video

[animalover055]

Such as boobs LOL

[babydollXX1120]

lol

[ghost2431]

By the way, YOU CAN'T ACT

[ghost2431]

LAWL!! This is funny as hell!!

[AnGiiePaNGiieXD]

ahh i need to learn how to cry for an audition tmrw.. lmao

where do i get that

[LigerCubbyTuber]

For some reason, onions don't make me cry, at all. I mean, unless I actually shoved them in my eyes. xD

This is funny, though. I already knew a lot of techniques in the beginning, like thinking of things that make me cry, or memories, or staring at something while not blinking. I use a lot of those techniques. And I still want to know why yawning makes your eyes water...I've always wondered because sometimes my eyes will water a lot.

[noraacmw]

I prefer going the onion method lol

[JAelsesx93]

any ideas for sad stuff...I gotta cry on cue in my drama class...hmmm

[aidan2829]

nice video but these are badly out of sync

[commanex]

its cause these are uploaded by videojug

they make them crap on here so youll go to their site and watch them there instead

[isidoramoreno]

pobre chinchilla chilena Raul...

[Sadistica]

loooooooooool genius!

[cometothezinema]

hahahaha awesome

love the onion

[mklegend1234]

boobies

[mklegend1234]

oos

[usbserverchile]

jajajaja saludasos ,Se despide Emilio Chileno desde Suecia .

AJAJAJAJA MUY SIMPATICO TU VIDEO!!!

[UndeadTheta]

omg rofl!

[chiefofsages]

The onion part... Makes my eyes water just WATCHING it.. :P

[alynna3011]

hey! that's my flag

[thefunnyguyclasses10]

lol the funeral where shes carrying the coffin rofl

[BlehBl4hBlehBl4hBleh]

choose something to stare at, such as boobies ha hahaaaa

[j4mes996]

haha the 30 sec. thing does work hahaha

[lacqueredhearts]

Raul WHAT?

[vivianeb90]

"buuhhhuuuuhhuhu why? :'( buhuuu... WWHHHYYYYYY!!! x'("

Bahaha xD lmao... those are really good tricks... xP never noticed actually the yawning trick, though I know it works. xP ... buhhhuuuhuhu :'(

[GuitarMcLicks]

The only one that works for me is the non-blink thing and the onions. but onions make my eyes puffy and gross.

So the non-blink is what i'll use.

[warrj7462]

Learn how to sync your vfucking sound douchebags! These videos would be so good if it was well put together

[Turtle5432]

The yawning thing works. :P

[fiasco321]

2:59 damn thats gotta hert

[ozza1233]

30 sec thing works :O

[CokeMentoProductions]

3 words so fricken gay haha

[dgk1312]

this is gay

[LorelaiLover]

Great. Just what society needs: yet another person who uses 'gay' as an all-purpose insult...

[PsychoToots]

Raul Alessandro Diego Juaqin Inez...LMAO!!

hha..

[ashaleekitchon17]

lol. the onion thing was funny. i always think of a sad movie or tv episode to make me cry. and i held my eyes open for more than 30 seconds with moving or blinking them and it didn't work.

[OmegaEclipse]

VIVA CHILE!

[XLuvinMCR4evaX]

the 30 second thing dusnt work n lol wen he shoved the onion in his eye!!! ouch!!!

[OmegaEclipse]

for the 30 second one you can't move your eyes at all. If you keep shifting your eyes keep going back under other part of the eye and get wet again. Basicly you have to make the dry to cry.

[Boohoo1589]

Umm...the 30 second thing doesnt work for me

[emoxdeedee]

a stare on boobs.. ;P i thought that makes u happier..

[SOSriki]

for some reason my eyes dont water when i keep them open for 30 seconds. i went up to 50 and then i gave up. hmm...

[a100921]

i thought guys usually werent susposto cry but if ur goin to use lemon juice in the eye i swear itll work

[cinnabonpup]

thinking of a sad memory helps me. For some reason, I Usually can't hold my eyes open for 30 seconds, and when I do, when i blink it hurts.

[addimarvin]

but boobs make me happy.

[ileksoku]

Oh my god, the holding your eyes open for 30 seconds really do work! especially if you're a man, coz it only gives those watery eyes, not the whole bawling act. Awesome!!!

[cutieguy101]

hmm I will remember this when Im supposed to vry :D

[faithie270]

Yep same here! I always have to yawn.

[plodez]

LOL