Adam & Eve - Uncovered

[christheman97]

LOL AT THE LEMONS

[ndyt]

Can't get enough of this vid XD  But I think it would be better without the intro stuff

[Cootabux]

In 3 years of intense scriptural study, the one firm conclusion that I've come to is that the Xian god was a psychopath and truly evil, especially by his own standards of morality! This is what's so funny when Xians talk about objective morality coming from a divine authority! They gotta be crazy to believe that one...just as they would be to believe the "Fall of Man" is in any way man's fault!

The most insidious thing about this...god, is that he had foreknowledge of all this! That's just evil!

[xmrxkrazy]

when did the fruit from the tree of knowledge become an apple?? mixing the story with Snow White eh?

[livingxxgod]

I just wonder that if Adam & Eve had yet to eat from the "Tree of Knowledge" yet were given "free will" how were they to remember what "God" told them not to do?

They wouldn't know any better if my logic stacks up?

[kalsolarUK]

the irony is that they wouldnt know what sinning is until after they had eaten the fruit, because its the fruit that gave them the insight to truely know what sin is.

[grozde]

@kalsolarUK

It's actually worse, because it WASN'T the "tree of knowledge", but the "tree of knowledge of GOOD AND EVIL"! So obviously A&E had NO IDEA what's good and what's not (classical psychos)... Yet they were expected to behave. Well, actually, not "expected", because god must've known in advance that his idiots would behave like such... But he gave them free will, because he loved them... But was against them having at least some common sense.

That's god's gift: free will, no brains.

[Tylzen]

I wept, that much I laughed... Holy bananpudding that was hillarious... I almost wet myself.

[killer3609]

andrewbloem is a GAY FISH!!!!!!!

[TheKirkishEmpire]

Brilliant! Besides, seeing people get worked up over this is almost as good. :)

Logic prevail!

[owensphil]

Hey can you do a video on the simultaneous evolution of compatible male and female reproductive organs? That video should prove even more hilarious!

[andrewbloem]

My belief is as solid as the rock it was founded on, Jesus Christ.  Maybe you should ask yourself what you believe?

[kalsolarUK]

I only believe that which can be demonstrated to be true. If you want to believe in talking snakes and donkies, talking bushes, magic sticks that turn into snakes, rivers that turn into blood...people walking on water etc etc....well you are welcome to believe in your magical delusions.

[ndyt]

God is like a really bad parent throughout the bible. Love this vid!

[andrewbloem]

Revelation 20: 14-15 "And death and Hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death and whosoever was not found in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part which burneth with fire and brimstone: this is the second death.

have you ever sat too close to a camp fire? hurts a little..plz reconsider

[kalsolarUK]

Quoting scripture (written by bronze age men) doesn't make it any more real. There is NO lake of fire. It exists only in the imaginations of the believer and the imaginations of those who wrote it. Get over it and realise the fact that what you believe is utter twaddle. Stop preaching your phoney baloney scripture...no one is impressed.

[BarnGirl01]

@kalsolarUK Think out side the box.... we never know as much as we think we do

[andrewbloem]

Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived; God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, he will also reap

fyi

[kalsolarUK]

If your awful god existed I might be worried....however as he is clearly fictional... I'm not in the leased bothered...fyi.

[ndyt]

Masterpiece!

[kalsolarUK]

very kind of you to say, thanks!

[gregrutz]

What was the Plan, Lord?

[Tghett05]

LOL "look adam, I did not put you here to make clever analogies"

[mattie690]

Fantastic!!!!!!!! Thats all I have to say really!!! 5*

[BryanAJParry]

"I did not put you here to make clever analogies"

LOL!

[dreamy2]

hahahahahaha, funny

[WillSKB88]

Allah's not real, get over it.

[athywren]

Oooh, god nearly screwed up his "divine" plan there! Thank shitty destiny that it was only a dream.

Ps, the Aye-aye is a bloody awesome creature... even if it is kinda hideous, weirdly named and generally a bit creepy.

[HappyApostate]

You have way too many talents for one person. This to my benefit. Another great vid. Also liked the thump thump music in the beginning, I assume it was one of your own.

[mindwis3]

Wha,

Not better then any of your other work, same brilliance, but still, the expression on the faces when they tasted the 'bitter fruit' was very very funny, well done!

[snakeguy76]

I'm not sure which is the funnier parody: This video or the actual Book of Genesis

[kalsolarUK]

I've voting with Genesis...lol..after all there are many more funny stories I can use from it yet!

[snakeguy76]

Well I also saw your Noah video. That was laugh out loud funny!  I'd really like to see your take on Job.

[kalsolarUK]

yes, Job would certainly be good one to do...theres food for thought!

[BeatBuddy]

This God is very cantakerous. I wouldn't invite him to a dinner party.

[ticobassie]

Well done. One of the best parody animations on YouTube.

minor point: when God told Adam about the tree, Eve had not yet appeared on the scene. So either Eve didn't know about it, God had to tell it a second time or she heard it from Adam.

[julzabro]

Brilliant!

[TheInvaderBN]

lol! Need more episodes of this!!

[YTsHaDoWkNiGhT]

Lol! Very creative and a job well done!!

[romanoskar]

Aye aye's are awesome! Blasphemy!

[gtssage]

Shladerdavits!

[Guardian0487]

ohnoes, shlederberwitz has been brought upon the world

[Guardian0487]

lol this is fantastic, I'm surprised it doesn't have many views

[Arghira]

that was nice ...you got another subscriber ;)

[neravaira]

LOL! Loved the aye-aye bit ;)

[Gisburne2000]

I've been saving this one to watch when I had more time, then forgot about it, then found it on someone's channel, and have now spent half the comment area explaining all that to you so I probably won't have time to tell you how brilliant and hilarious and utterly well made and marvellous the whole thing is. In fact just pondering on that is reducing the remaining character count at an alarming rate, so I'd better get down to business and tell you what I think of the video. Having watched it I

[trixapete]

haha stumbled on your comment.. very funny

[Theoriginal8ball]

Loved the animation, very funny! But I mean, come on, a talking snake? Where did you get a nutty and improbable idea like that from. Oh...right! That snake was familiar though, names on tip of me tongue, Sir Huss,no! Sir Hoss, no, ah nevermind it Disney matter. Keep up the great vids.

[kalsolarUK]

yes, I did opt for a "disneyfied" looking snake - well spotted sir!

[smurfmash]

You should have put funny legs on the snake! So god could remove them

[MaikUniversum]

awesome :)

[zpt4xzpt4x]

good stuff. I like this and the noah sketch

[SummersBeast]

Quality

[Kallaye1]

That's a funny animation!

I like the voices.

You see,I'm french,so I play it two times to understand,and finally I understand all.The conversation is funny!

Did you made this alone?

[kalsolarUK]

yes, I made it alone - so as you can imagine it took me quite a while! lol.

[ChilapaOfTheAmazons]

This is entrapment! The serpent was framed!!!

[kalsolarUK]

you mean like roger rabbit?

[PolarisHorizon]

Woa, very good result. Definitely the "schlederbiwitz" joke was very funny. It's startling how 3 months of work can fit in 8 minutes though

[daveheet]

so how did you make the cartoon anyway? What software did you use?

Yeah I cant wait to see some more of your stand-up man, you always make me laugh the way you say "shit"

That should be your catchphrase or soemthing:

"Shit!"

-KalsolarUK

[kalsolarUK]

I used windows movie maker and a paint / photo package to make the indiviual pictures (of which there were many! lol). The voices were recorded and edited first, for those a free program called audacity was invalubale and also for mixing certain parts.

"shit" hmm? Have you written catchphrases for people before?? lol. Its certainly an easy one to remember.

[SuperiorSavior]

Is it just me or did God make them go back in time just to screw them over? But seriously, there's a reason stories and TV shows don't just show people being happy. Conflict is nescicary for entertainment. God made us to have something to watch, if He made us at all, and he damn well isn't going to watch boring happy people.

Love how he bitch slaps Eve for talking out of line. I'd have left the garned myself if i were addam, god's a psycho man. God laughing evily is the point of christianity

[SuperiorSavior]

Glad you were telling as much truth as there is in the Bible when you said you wouldn't do another one of these (:

The Earth drips sea out on the giant candle? You better applud god and his glory or he'll try and kill you (and probably fail because you have iron chariots :p). Don't you mean god created man and was shocked he didn't like male animals so made woman? The garden is pretty minimalist XD God likes his echo machine. He made Adam to be his beyatch :p

[kalsolarUK]

lol, I was quite pleased with the candle gag..the stupidest ideas tend to amuse me the most for some reason. Even though I've finished this...(deep breath) I'm thinking of making an extended edition at some point with some of the gags I left out and conversation between god and adam that I had to cut. However..back to the stand-up style stuff next though I think... less time consuming!

[SuperiorSavior]

Which means I get to see more of it... so back to the standup it is :p

[thruthem]

Classic! 5 stars!

[BadYahweh]

Great work!

[ImpudentInfidel]

Love the laughter at the end particularly. Come to think of it, that sums up Christian theology nicely: the creator laughing maniacally at how thoroughly he's screwed you.

[RedXIIIx]

rofl! Epic lulz. Great job.

I have a feeling this will be flagged for showing boobs =(

[ILYIAB]

Great! Well done mate. But I still enjoy you standup... plz don't forget about them... ;-)

[kalsolarUK]

lol, yes will be doing more of those soon.

[davidproper]

Awesome vid. 5 stars.

[Denamic]

O noes! Now we know stuff! We're going to hell!

[spookysaurus]

LMAO!!! Brilliant, and worth the wait! If 'schlederbiwitz' wasn't a word before this got uploaded, then it's sure entered the language now. The weird thing is, the cranky and irascible 'God' that's portrayed here, which is the 'jokey' version, is much the way that the original Genesis version of 'God' actually is. Scary in itself. Thanks for keeping us all entertained, kalsolarUK!

[Darwinsgift]

Absolutely brilliant! I'm swiching to Kenco!

[DblOSmith]

Great job!!!!

[Paxmax]

Bwahahaahaa !!! awesome job kalsolarUK!!!!

That was really funny! I love the exposing of Gods original plan and his reason -just for fun! Hahaha!!! I love it!!

[kalsolarUK]

thanks for that!

[daveheet]

hahaha hilarious. I erupted in laughter when he said, "what the bloody hell is schlederbiwitz?"

also, its actually the "tree of the knowledge of good and evil."

[kalsolarUK]

"also, its actually the "tree of the knowledge of good and evil."

yes true - but I used the shortened "tree of knowledge" because the full phrase sounded wordy especially as it is repeated a few times. I might consider re-mixing with the full phrase at some point if I can make it sound right for the video.

[AtxAxLoss]

Pretty good. My favorite part was schlederbiwitz.

[katey1dog]

I'm never eating apples again.

Oh, look! Apples!

[msginca]

Thank you for making these!!!

I love these biblical stories!!!

[rnistuk]

CRAP!!! We were that close to living in paradise!

[freedom0f5peech]

That MIDI version of Stevie Wonder at the end kicks ass!!!! :)

[kalsolarUK]

yep, cheesily good! lol.

[freedom0f5peech]

Cheesy? What the fuck are you talking about! I'm gonna put that in my car, roll down the windows, crank it to 11, go to the gas station, leave it cranked at 11, stroll inside to pay (while it's still on by the pump for everyone to enjoy), and let the world know I am DA-MAN!

[JBSauce]

So that's how it all happened...

[joeyoap]

Superb job as usual.Laughed my bollox off at the ending.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

HA! Brilliant! I loved it.

[poopnoodle3000]

Wow! This must have taken ages to do. Nicely done!

[starfiremale]

Steve, the guy in the cartoon, Adam, looks remarkably a lot like you,lol

[PheenixTears420]

This gives a whole new meaning to a bloody god! LOL XD This is truly epic.

[ElbowGig]

Thoroughly enjoyed. Many thanks. I always particularly enjoy your portrayal of God as the blundering, easily frustrated idiot of the piece. Wonderfully observed. He should definitely get his own show sometime :)

Thanks again. Great work.

[hethuszar01]

Hi!

Superb, Kal! As always. And even the snake got zapped :-) Keep up the good work.

Cheers,

Zsolt

[FalleJr]

Bloody brilliant mate!

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks...I started this 3 months ago... where the hell did that go? lol.

[thatgaybloke]

That was worth you staying up to do. Superb.

[ValeofAldur]

Ah, so, Eve's a redhead eh? Nice

No strawberries :( That's a truly a terrible thought.

Very nice Kal, 5 from me.

[adamabra8]

That was brilliant!

[nannoth]

You can go fu... uh I mean multiply yourselves!

[eequalsfb]

I thoroughly enjoyed that, Kal. Well done.

[kalsolarUK]

thanks for that - glad to be of service! lol.

[Norcator]

The opening was the best part. Now I know how God could have light without the sun.

You should check out The Brick Testament online. It's the Bible in legos.

[QualiaSoup]

Just loved it, from start to finish (especially the candle joke)! Instantly faved. Fantastic animation, Kal!

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks. As soon as I thought up the candle joke I knew it had to put it in somewhere. So believe it or not that whole intro sequence I developed around that one gag.

[ChrisJMoor]

Very well put together and scripted.

[kalsolarUK]

I actually wrote a lot more than went in..trouble is sometimes one gag cancelled out another and so I reluctantly had to let some good ones go. Doh! Also...I didnt want to still be working on this until christmas. lol.

[andrewbuck40]

That was awesome. 5 Starred and favorited. Very good animation by the way.

[kalsolarUK]

I feel like my eyes have been rubbed with sandpaper at the moment..lol..but I'm happy enough with the results, thanks for the comment!

[IdoloR]

that was fucking genius X3

[Earache92]

Brilliant!

[DeletedDelusion]

Now that was realy entertaining.

Thank you

[smaakjeks]

That was dead brill! Nice production value; no wonder you're knackered.

[oarsman2000]

That was brilliant!

[petname]

:D This is great!

[oliesbw]

great fun.. time they began using you in schools a nice fun way to educate... do you teach.. if not why not? and how come you are not presenting something on TV? Think you would be a great alternative to the usual Sunday godslot!!!

[DefaultPosition]

Blimey. That's a lot of work.

Well done!

Did you also do the earth bits at the beginning?

[kalsolarUK]

yep, the earth bits too...funnily enough I only came up with that whole intro sequence a few days ago...so its been 3 very long days putting that all together.

glad u liked it! I can sleep now. lol.

[ToddAllenGates]

5 stars: very funny, lots of great lines ("the only way we can understand the reasons not to eat the fruit is to eat the fruit?"), and great story line—with its subtle biblical analysis—too. For according to believers, it really *must* have been God's Plan for humans to screw up and suffer the punishment ... very funny to picture God frustrated with humans foiling that plan with a path to happiness (and I love the closing: God's evil chuckle at setting us back on the path to suffering!)

[mortemdei]

you're the best

[CousinoMacul]

Aye aye aye, that creature wasn't good!

[denivish]

this video had a lot of work put into it. Good job

[lazymornings]

Great job, clever and well put together.

You crossed my mind yestaday, just popped in, I think maybe I'm gay!!!!!or a stalker,you choose.

[lazymornings]

actually eves tits worked for me!

[kalsolarUK]

"You crossed my mind yestaday, just popped in, I think maybe I'm gay!!!!!or a stalker,you choose."

...oh goody I get to choose, lol. Now...wheres the exit?

[lamnaa]

Splendid work. Now I shall use my god-like powers to read you mind. You are thinking, you are thinking..."Never again"

[kalsolarUK]

yes - in the same way that a woman says, "never again" about giving birth - and then at a later date finds herself doing exactly that. lol. They are fun to make...but so time consuming.

[pornoopel]

loved it! :)

[scragger15]

Been waiting for this one,excellent as usual.

"I put that tree there to represent choice and free will" , " yeah and we cut it down and we burnt it, I mean that's choice isn't it? "

Love it.

[kalsolarUK]

much appreciated, I didnt realise the time it would take to get it finally finished. lol.

[saxmanchiro]

Poor Eve, nothing to say and when she does, the Lord's misogynistic ways take over and he tells her to shutup. Kal, come on, give the poor gal something to say.

That was fun.

[scragftw]

Brilliant video!

[twelve121]

lmao

[Hooya2]

Lol at the world dripping on the candle.

Wtf was that at 1:13

Awesome.

[C0ct0pus]

this video is an epic win.

5/5

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks for that! I think I'm gonna sleep for a week now.