His Name Is James Bond

[lucyandnyuuatonce]

Out of context, the shot of Moore looking out of the window of the car at the camera really does look like he's breaking down the fourth wall.

[ProNorden]

Well, ..you know...come to think of it .... he really is kind of an asshole, isn't he ? Always kind of smug, wanting to be one-up on the next fellow. Not really much of a 'hero' at all.

You s'pose that's why he doesn't have a wife and kids at age ...whatever ?

[MaddogC96]

Ok here's who I think should be 007 after Daniel Craig. Thumbs up if you agree on any of them.

Brendan Frasier

Bruce Willis

Christian Bale

Zach Quinto.

There, oh by the way AWESOME VIDEO

[CFpandemic]

@MaddogC96 Bruce Willis? Seriously?

[PixieLover908]

@MaddogC96 Christian bale is a dick, so he fits the role quite well. but yeah, Bruce is like 60 so, he's out

[HenchmanSPARTA]

@MaddogC96 Nice list of mostly american actors! Also Brendan Frasier... Bitch please!

[lucyandnyuuatonce]

@MaddogC96

Brenda Frasier! I'd go for that.

[cyndassprites]

1:46 Jill Masterson is on there twice

[thomasbolton24]

Was the 'Got Milk' pun actually in one of the movies

[adaus2]

Because I'm suave

it's ok

for me to act like

a prick

LMAO maybe the best line ever.

[jezza170]

MOTHER FUCKING JUDO!

[linkrazr]

I wonder what the purpose of the helmet was with the jetpack.

[StevoDude09]

Damn! The only problem with liking this video is that now I can't like it again...

[HEY8461]

This video needs more views =D!!!

[Macmark]

If you think 007 is a prick in the movies, you really should read the original novels. Yikes!

[franzfanz]

@Macmark Yeah he is far more pricky in the books. The Spy Who Loved Me is pretty much just James Bond being a prick for a two hundred pages.

[choc113]

Shame you didn't mention the, lamp in the bath tub "shocking" quip:)

[CycolacFan]

Very funny but the 'got milk' gag just seems shit compared to everything else. Just felt the need to say that.

[charlesryann2]

I got spammed to come here.

[SPRLDR]

If they used this as the theme for Skyfall I'd die a happy man.

[Android2137]

Keep skiing on my lunch, Mr. Bond, and I'll dislike this video.

[SAMp2608]

JUDO, JUDO, with MOTHERFUCKING JUDO!!!

[signboyy]

i will ski on your lunch if i want

[Celtica111]

I can almost imagine this guy's interview on RudeTube "So I was watching James Bond...."

[FuutennoSenshi]

"That wasn't Judo. So the whole song was probably a fraud." - James Bond

[RunningCorners]

@FuutennoSenshi lol

[thomasbolton24]

@FuutennoSenshi "That wasn't Judo, it was MOTHERFUCKING JUDO." James Bond

[ToConquerIsToLive]

How in the hell has this got under 1m views? it's immense!

[XxAussieFuryxX]

@ToConquerIsToLive Is immense the new epic? I hate how people over use epic.

[Doodganjaman]

@XxAussieFuryxX Immense was around before epic. Never ever liked the word epic. So annoying. THAT WAS SO EPIC. No it was above average is what it was

[brande2274]

and there are only 70 bitches at the end

[brande2274]

can this video get 839 dislikes if you get this then do it~!!!

[spokendeity]

Fuck, I love this.

[GINGERDUNDEESCO]

found this from the ministry of slam - VERY FUNNY!!!

[diamondogz]

That's how I roll!!!! HAHAHAHA

[captainunstoppable]

I will ski on your lunch if i want!!!

[MPB71587]

This may be the best spoof I have EVER seen. This man should be on the same level of Badassary that 007 is.

[CoLoradoBLuezBrother]

hoLeeeeee Crap! I Love this song/video!!!!

[SomethingRandom988]

Christopher Walken is...

going to appear in the middle of the thing you're watching and you're totally going to be like "Holy s***, it's Christopher Walken!"

[MrRandomnamepls]

1:16 Lol

[iamkeir]

This video actually just succinctly demonstrates how awesome he is :)

[LethalSpy007]

Wow it really defined Bond for me in a newish way! :)

[diamondogz]

where's Pierce brosnan?

[ThoriaBladecadas]

@diamondogz 0:46

[diamondogz]

@ThoriaBladecadas Thanks. I thought Pierce had completely escaped. He's my favourite Bond :)

[RotatingHead]

@diamondogz 0:45 Acting like a prick, as usual.

[jhemmy55]

143 people had their lunches skied on

[adamewhite]

I used to ski on peoples lunch but then I could an arrow to the testicle.

[danmcdaid]

@adamewhite Well done.

[MoreAnonymous]

I bang heaps of bitches cos I'm a smooth bastard, I tell them I love them then I fuck off back to London.. hahahaha

[CrazyCoconutxD]

I like james bond, but this is just EPIC !!

[supafly1983]

"Because I am suave you can suck it... I'll ski on your lunch if I want". That actually made me LOL and spit coke all over my keyboard.

[RunningCorners]

@supafly1983 haha that made me LOL... i wasn't drinking anything tho

[joeycubanallstar]

"I'll ski on your lunch if I want to" & "Mother-fucking judo"...hilariously genius

[meetdavidothespy]

My name is James Bond and I love to get CUSTARD.

[happeningfish77]

I'm waiting for 839 dislikes so someone can make a crack about "839 ladies would have at least appreciated a phone call"

[KillstealingPrick]

@happeningfish77 Won't reach that much. It's impossible.

[SplaToooGaming]

@happeningfish77 153 so far be patient

[stebbi94]

@happeningfish77 HAH You'll die waiting for this to get 839 dislikes.

[biggn235]

I cannot get this song out of my head.

[TheSniperUltimate]

To Be Fair That Bartender Was A Cunt.

[omexuk]

"Hey bar tender, you're a cunt." Literally burst out laughing at that.

[M4gicHat]

LOL

[lgonggr]

Because I'm suave you can suck it lol

[01convoy]

Sterling Archer nuff said

[ratioexmachina]

Thumbs up if Metal Sucks brought you here! :))

[Milkbox666x]

@ratioexmachina

you make me sick

[rasnac]

Bond has always been a cold-hearted sociopath with poor impulse control and superficial charm. We like him that way.

[23kiwigurl23]

has it really been 839? he must be barney stinson's idol.

[Lyndoag]

i thought this was a trailer for a documentary on Tiger Woods.

[baltar65]

Absolutely brilliant!

This is now my all time favorite Bond song!

[IllusionaryUsername]

Well, at least he has saved the freaking world countless times.

[tonygraystone]

Ha ha, brilliant

[MrRafaelBCK]

"I tell them I love them then I fuck off back to London

On my jetpack- thats how I roll"

*Shows Sean Connery flying off on his jetpack*

Priceless.

[MrRafaelBCK]

"I tell them I love them then I fuck off back to London

On my jetpack- thats how I roll"

*Shows Sean Connery flying off on his jetpack*

Priceless.

My name is Hole... Asshole.

[HenrikDanielSedin]

Awesome.

[Nieghorn]

And no footage of his rapes?

[11stoutd]

Motherfucking Judo kick to the face XD

[liutcm]

839

[jonaserdensaje]

839 that must be some kind of record

[LaylaHawkes]

"i need heaps of gadgets cause i carry a shit gun..."

- gets me everytime.

[redoutlander]

@LaylaHawkes yup, "Walther PPK, able to stop a paper perp in 5 rounds"

[StackCityEntOfficial]

You fools. This is not James Bond. This is the trailer for a live action Archer adaptation.

Yuuup!

[BrushfireNAVY]

Send to Amzingflims247 please

[tigerthiefA3]

135 people are bartenders.

[CensoredFace]

Question: How did you know it was 839?

[electropikey]

@CensoredFace In the movies, 54, time between movies, probably 839

[InnocenceExperience]

this is brilliant

[copperkipper1]

Before I go

I'll let you know

The number of hoes

Ive fucked like a pro...

839...

[SFSylvester]

133 Russian sluts disliked this video

[hunha991]

How this has 133 dislikes I will never know...

[ozsniper1]

Awesome work boys, keep it up. the masturbation clip is perfect.... so so true

[crunchcam]

how to get likes:

1) *insert funny quote from video here*

2) wait for likes

[18iser]

g0t milk?

[CharlesFeatherstone1]

hey bar tender ......your a cunt!

[nuggylogsauce]

131 hoes were not fucked like a pro by James.

[jac6995]

Then don't call him a rapist. Women don't want so spineless guy who's too scared go after what he wants. I'm not advocating being disrespectful to women. And yes, many guys AND girls call women "chicks". I suppose you're offended by that too...

[nzeowyn75]

Very funny! As someone who does not appreciate James Bond, I really liked that. Nice one! :)

[MrNuffles]

839

[ddrplayer]

Then let russian girls eat my dick.

lmao.

[PaddyCollector]

I had to watch this like 5 times before I noticed the star wipe at 1:24. Fucking classy.

[1crookshanks]

ha

[HBKTheMan]

Hey bartender! You're a cunt!



[qkwnwkw]

Mate your just jealous that you DON'T have any of his gadgets and HAVEN'T fucked any of the women he's fucked before he gets a chance to. LMFAO!!! 50 years of James Bond and counting .

[Lightice1]

@qkwnwkw Make that 60 years, and he's been a dick every one of them. In the original novels he's also a glorified rapist, on top of the glorified thug of the movies. Yeah, the films are entertaining, but if the guy existed in real life I'd just feel like kicking him in the teeth.

[spannerheadz]

@Lightice1 Except you wouldn't cos he knows motherfuckin' judo!

[jac6995]

@Lightice1 you could try but he'd fuck you up. He wasn't a rapist in the novels, he never did anything to women that they didn't want to have done to them. Chicks like an aggressive guy.

[nzeowyn75]

@jac6995 Possibly one of the more ignorant and plainly stupid comments I've seen on YouTube - not all "chicks" like an aggressive guy. Besides, you don't have to be a rapist to be a misognist.

[Lightice1]

@jac6995 Yeah, like when he raped lesbian out of Pussy Galore...

Face it, the novel Bond is a rapist. He just lives in a fantasy world where women fall in love with the guy mid-rape. Basically, Bond belongs to the same world as porn flicks.

[signboyy]

@Lightice1

f*ck off you man hating psycho, bond was not a rapist.

man haters like you need to be on meds

[Lightice1]

@signboyy *pfff*

I'm a dude, and I hate no men, just thugs. Nice suit doesn't turn thug into a nice guy.

Believe it or not, I don't even hate James Bond as a fictional character. I just recognise that in real life he would be a murderous, rapist thug, not a hero.

[signboyy]

@Lightice1

you must be a self hating man if you think seduction is somehow rape

get on some schizophrenic meds

[jac6995]

@Lightice1 Have you ever even read any of the novels?

Yeah in the movie version of Goldfinger he pretty much forced himself on Pussy Galore. But in the novel she was very willing. The movie version of James Bond is an exaggerated almost cartoon version the the literary character.

[Lightice1]

@jac6995 I've read a couple of the books, and that scene reads like a rape-scene from the viewpoint of a rapist. What realistic person switches affiliation and sexual orientation at the drop of a hat when someone comes on to them? In the novels Bond is more openly a glorified thug and assassin, while the movies tried to present him as a smooth and suave gentleman until recent times.

The books are also pretty openly racist and sexist while the movies at least try to tone that down.

[Limptallica]

I have to watch this video and the Walk Off The Earth video at least twice a day.

[datsfantastic]

Quality sir, quality if I ever saw it

[localboyify]

i used to be like james bond, then i took an arrow to the knee

[MegaDragonking123]

@localboyify STOP SAYING THAT SKYRIM CRAP

[0banon]

@MegaDragonking123 I used to say that skyrim crap, then i took an arrow to the knee

[danmcdaid]

@0banon You Skyrim people ruin everything :(

[insanitystudio]

@localboyify

I used to use arrow to the knee jokes, then I took a scrotum to the chin

[Forkboy69]

Gold gents. Nice one.

[jesustonight]

truley you do act like a prick

[Bramalamadingdong]

withJUDO! with JUDO! with motherfuckingJUDO!!!!

[TBagBlack]

As an enormous fan of James Bond, I have to say this is one of the best things I have ever seen. Cannot stop watching!

[rhysdaemole]

OMG YES!

[emil20091]

Hey, BARTENDER, you a cunt!

[SILENTIMACT74]

Seriously that is the top comment.

How about James Bond is such a Badass, I wish he would have skied on my lunch.

^ Much better in my opinion.

[Kortexx611]

@SILENTIMACT74 Your opinion sucks dick.

[WanderLink]

I've been saying that forever. Bond is a prick and a literal psychopath. A lot of iconic male movie characters are. Hollywood teaches boys and young men that the pinnacle of manhood is to be a "man's man", "ladies man", "tough guy", or "cool guy" rather than to be a just a "good man". I used to look up to characters like that before I realized what kind men they were and what kind of man I wanted to be.

[jjohnston94]

@WanderLink Meh - I'd rather be the psychopath. I'm just not good looking enough.

[spannerheadz]

@WanderLink A lady-man?

[WanderLink]

@spannerheadz

What are you talking about?

[reijin64]

I'm guessing you're from AU/NZ? 

[Yogibagg]

Amazing!!

[TripleFam]

I'll never be able to look at James Bond the same way again.

[GeraldDMaloney]

839



[Wincklehoff]

If this doesn't go straight into your favourites, there's something wrong with you... Also, i'll ski on your lunch if i want.

[DeadPool2342]

On my JETPAAAAK

[Boobie2964]

I almost died laughing!

[crankypipo]

cause we all love James Bond for being the classy asshole he always is :D

[J5MARLON]

I like the theory that all James Bonds are separate agents which takes the moniker of Bond its why a spy blows his cover by saying his name in every movie. Explain why his bosses money penny and Q all age besides Bond perhaps even money penny as well.

[tankusfred]

@J5MARLON Theory? Fuck, I thought this was the case all along!

[jac6995]

@J5MARLON Good theory, but considering both Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton Bond movies had references to his wife Tracy being murdered, it couldn't be correct. Since George Lazenby played Bond when he got married. So its the same guy. Why is he always the same age? I dunno its not important just enjoy the movies, lol. Realism and Bond movies dont go hand in hand.

[Marilynn33]

Could this be any more brilliant? I think not! EPIC WIN!

[DondeEstaVee]

With Judo......Judo.......Motherfki­n JUDOOOOO

[BGnoobs]

Got milk ? lol

[2Koranteng]

looooool - cos thats the stereotype of who james bond is :P

[MmeLuella]

The best thing.

[anicholls2006]

Ahahahah wow, this is incredible.

[kesh210]

122 people had their lunch skied on.

[31G350125GO]

@kesh210 7259 People skied on other people's lunch!

[TheLyedecker]

classic. rofldata

[LizLow81]

"I bagn heaps of bitches cause I'm a smooth bastard, I tell them I love them then I fuck off back to London on my JETPAAAACK...That's how I roll"

[SkuLLetjaH]

Needs a karaoke version.

[pippinsouthshore]

"ill ski on your lunch if i want"

[hurricane567]

"...i carry a shit gun..." Look up Geoffrey Boothroyd, good stuff there.

[MrPlots36]

motherfucking judo!



[jungleman62]

James Bond kick's Chuck Norris's ass

[donksvilesghost]

The broccolli's should make these the official lyrics to the theme tune.

[jesperstraussjensen]

Ha ha ha ha ha LOL:D

[wavelength420]

839!!!!



[ams42211]

SPOILER: THE SEXIEST GIRL IS A DOUBLE AGENT

[ThinkGodDammitTNT]

115 people are russian sluts

[TheMoonBoy7]

This is seriously the funniest shit about bond I have ever seen! You are fucking brilliant! Beats bond in 30 seconds by bunnies even. I wish I was a Russian slut, I would so eat your dick!!