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  • That's not where blood veins go. Tsk tsk.  It is on the shaft.

  • I would never be able to keep a straight face

  • @0802epo

    What did you say you pathetic little peasant? Can you not speak the Queen's English?

  • Well I think the guy talking is fucking awesome.

    Keep on rockin

  • @Conseamenated Thanx! There is more at monkeetime(dot)com and on Facebook page...  :-)

  • Fuck you you mother fucker american whore,

    I will slaughter your head.

    Islam will dominate the world just wait and see you pig

  • @difsthlm I think it's funny that no matter how much shit everyone in the world goes through, there are still idiots like you who strive for war and dominance over the rest. If ones does not learn of their mistakes, then they might as well lay down and die. And from what we have seen so far religion is a huge mistake because of people like you, taking it litterally and going on holy crusades for world dominance and genoicde of people with different opinions then yours. Please, Fuck off

  • @RizonReason Just wait and see

  • @difsthlm Bajsar på dig

  • @zycoz horunge

  • @difsthlm Hmmm... Rioting much?

  • @monkeetime

    Its a swedish guy trolling.

    The swedish sportsteam DIF (sthlm) do not approve of muslims so this is most certainly a troll.

  • @difsthlm Hey! If you dont like American whore and pig, then dont use American YouTube, and American Windows or Mac!!! Your hypocricy blows even your own mind. You hate the West, and want to "slaughter our heads", but you love and use our technology to the fullest extent, be it cars, aircraft, weapons, computers, medical equipment, I can go on, and on, and on, and on, and, well, you get the idea. If Islam is the religion of peace, then why are you sound so hateful?

  • @TVZombie3000 Treat infidels as they treat us

  • @difsthlm right, that's all you can say, because there really isnt a good answer for that

  • @TVZombie3000 No need to say more

  • @difsthlm dude because of you people we true muslims are hated all over the world so please stfu

  • @zirbat16 أنا لا أؤمن بك

  • @difsthlm if you dont believe me then go fuck yourself I'm done here

  • @zirbat16 Kus omak ya 7marr

  • @zirbat16 لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله

  • Monkeetime ignore the morons says humping tigers is offensive, when they "dear" leader allow 2 million people to starve the death. And for those people claiming that humping statue is disrespectfull FUCK YOU! !!! Keep up the good work Monkeetime! :D

  • No food for you is no flag for you in Korea

  • @monkeetime

    I think anyone who has been unfortunate enough to waste their time looking at your behavior in the DPRK will know who is the "kid looking for attention."

  • @davisoneill Ok. I appreciate your feedback. Have a nice day.

  • @davisoneill grammatically wrong sentence troll... @monkeetime thanks for upload. great documentary, I have really enjoyed watching it!

  • @monkeetime

    That comment shows about the same level of intelligence as your video.

  • @davisoneill Dude... You have "Gaddafi Lover" written in the "About Me" spot on Youtube. Your opinion is really, really, like... REALLY not valid. I am not threatened by your trolling. I put my first and last name on my videos, because I stand by everything I say. You are just a kid looking for attention, which is fine, that's what Youtube is all about, but you get all offended, yet your contribution to humanity is also minimal... Anywho. Try to have a nice day.

  • @davisoneill

    why are you watching? If you dont like it, dont watch it.

  • If the DPRK was as repressive as the Western media pretend, the idiots who made this video would have been shot for their stupidity. To be honest - that would have been no loss to the world.

  • @davisoneill pfffftttt......

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  • @davisoneill Hahaha what a F*** moron you're!!

  • I really like this documentary. While I agree that N Korea is one piece of shit dump I do agree one of the poster where one guy climbs onto a lion and can easily be interpreted as disrespect from the N Koreans. I thought that was uncalled for. I don't like N Korea. They are piece of shit. With that said, no need to provoke them or taunt them. However, deep down inside my heart, I hope the West bombs N Korea out of existence.

  • @capscave So, which one is worse:  a little bit of disrespect towards a cheesy 1990's statue, or a bombing?

  • @monkeetime Who cares. N Korea is going to stop existing in several years. Fuck them.

  • @capscave possibly

  • This Crew particularly the ugly freak with the long girlish hair and the ignorant vulgar mouthed one with the Scandinavian accent make the polite and well mannered communist North Koreans the hero's in this video series. I hope the North Koreans don't think that the rest of us in the non communist World are like these disrespectful dirty low life's!

  • @frbjoernLA I think you meant to say "I like turtles"...

  • @monkeetime No! I meant to say exactly what I said in my comment. I didn't have Turtles in mind at all! I wrote what I wrote, in case North Koreans might ever watch your videos, they should know that not all the people in the non Communist World are disrespectful filthy vulgar mouthed low life's like you people. I just hope to God you people don't represent America..

  • @frbjoernLA Wait...so DO YOU, or DON'T YOU like turtles? Because when I am reading your messages, all I get is "I like turtles". Maybe it's some sort of internet glitch...

  • @frbjoernLA North Koreans do not watch this, their internet is cutoff from the rest of the world to prevent new ideas from entering the country. The only ones with access to the internet outside North Korea is the Leader and whoever he says is okay.

  • Hahaha....North Korea is totally RETARDED. Wooohoooo.

  • @amosgoh85 I truly hope you did not seriously mean this ignorant statement. Excuse me if I didn't get your sarcasm.

  • NO FRAG FOR YOU!!

  • Your lucky he just told you to get off the statue from What I read at a major traveling agency (forgot the name) it started with an E...

    It says that they can arrest you for any reason when your in there country and send to you to there prisons and that the US wont help you while your in North Korean Jail...

  • Whats the music from 5:00 - 7:12?

  • @BeatMRT I also would like to know. Hope monkeeytime will answer that.

  • GREAT DOCUMENTARY

    LOVE YOUR WORK !!!

  • During your entire time in NK were you or your friends ever threatened with arrest or deportation?

  • @lmali1985 The sound guy got deported for laughing at a painting of Kim Jong Il... But I kid. There were no threats. It is very binary for foreigners in the "D"PRK - you either get all smiles, or just get kicked out - no need for threats. Unless of course you break the law, run off on your own, or take unauthorised photos...

  • @monkeetime Thanks for the info, I'm planning on going one day. I've never been to a communist hellhole before & I'm curious!

    Thank you for the series, it's brill.

  • @monkeetime NO PHOTO FOR YOU!

  • @monkeetime .....make that "unauthorized photos OF THE SHY, POORLY-DRESSED LOCALS!" ha ha ha .. :-)

  • If you've seen the statuary around royal tombs in South Korea, they're very similar, including the lions and the phallic steles.

  • Its sort of what the third reich would be if it were around today

  • @corrion1 um...no.

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  • "8 years in a work camp", so he admits they exist then huh?

  • @LauraIsPink those subtitles are fake haha

  • 1:40 Hahaha! Those fake subtitles were EPIC!!!

  • 2:37... you should be proud man... but it is rather veiny

  • mann... this shit just tooo funny.. lol

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  • what did he actually say when erik is humping the tiger??? coz i don't feel like ur subtitles r true?? lolll

  • Never call the Holy Bible a book of bullshits. It has helped shaped & bettered the lives of many people here on earth!

  • @meiangie Can I call the Holy Koran a book of bullshits?

  • @monkeetime every book that promotes hatred is a book of bullshits!!

  • @monkeetime Wow... is your channel about to become a religious debate or a wise documentary?

  • P.S: Don't give the dog a bad name & hang him - English proverb.

  • @monkeetime Islam was never a religion it was a political ideal. mohammad created it to get laid and to serve his political intentions.The study of it is an adventure into a world of depravity. I enjoy your videos I just don't see eye to eye with your broad religious hate though you are certainly entitled to your own beliefs,but hate is hate no matter if it's religious or not.

  • @Conkuur The diff is, I am unlikely to attack someone for their beliefs, no matter how looney they are. This is something that cannot be said of huge numbers of religious people. As sheeple, they are susceptible to manipulations by various regimes, and commit horrible crimes against other people. In the name of what? Harry Potter? Transformers?

  • @monkeetime Well you kinda did by showing the religious books and calling them crap. I think we agree on many things and would get along great. I share many of your view points. I hardly think the North Koreans are sheep I think they really have to believe to survive. Everyone wants to exist.

  • @monkeetime Really? Book of bullshits? Why do you enjoy being so offensive and immature?

  • @DMJaber Will you fly to Kabul and throw a riot?

  • @monkeetime Why would I?

  • @meiangie Also got a lot of people killed and senselessly slaughtered too. Many wars have been in the name of God, some of those wars spurred by 'the church' itself. Don't paint any religion as only 'good', the christian/catholic God and the religion following Him, have lead to the death of many, and some of those people died directly at the hands of 'the church'. Everything has two sides, realize both.

  • @meiangie Also... he said crappy book. No one has ever said the bible is a work literary art. I've never even met a priest who would venture to say its a literary master piece, its a religious text.

  • @meiangie it has also helped fuel many genocides and despicable wars

  • @meiangie

    It has also helped end the lives of many people here on earth!

  • @sokratesz It depends on what helped ended the lives of many people. I guess many people have to learn to seperate the bible from the church institution. Many of the practices in the church institution are NOT in the bible. So i would suggest, read the bible. Don't start from the 1st page of genesislike you would a normal paperback book.

    Cheers..

  • Try starting from the book of Luke, ...

  • @meiangie ?????? Is this how you read books? Just omit whatever you feel like? How is that reading? If the fucking bible says "kill this guy" in one chapter and "dont ever kill anyone" in another, you can't just pick and choose like in a supermarket. The book is a useless piece of shit, not a guide to life... Anyways, click "LIKE" and get going.

  • @meiangie

    You're probably right. If the church literally practised everything the bible says, we would be far, far worse off!

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  • @meiangie Not really

  • Incidentally, "Squirrel and Hedgehog" isn't really a movie, rather a series of multiple adventures that have spanned over nearly 35 years with over 30 episodes to date. It was produced by the "April 26th Children's Film Studio" (a.k.a. "SEK Studio"). This studio has produced many animated shorts from children and has in recent years worked on subcontracted efforts from western productions in Europe and elsewhere (even the South Korean studios sometimes send the work up there).

  • Look, Mr. Monkeetime. It's all good and fine going to this country and doing this documentary, and you're a good soul for exposing this bullshit. BUT, you can´t go around insulting legendary books such as 'Harry Potter'. Honestly I felt bad when you included it your list of "crappy books", it's insulting to some people's whole way of life and it's insensitive of you to make such sweeping generalisations.

    Your Mum's a dumb sheep!

  • @SebLovera Baaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SebLovera harry potter books are peoples whole way of life? sad

  • @STATiSofVITALETHICS Seb was joking... I know him. He is good, devil-worshipping people.

  • 8 years for what?!

    Ugly haired friend?! This coming from a guy who would better with a bowl haircut?

    I bet Erik (as I would be) was thinking "If it wasn't for China propping you up, we'd blow you sumbitches straight to Mars!"

  • @ejr23 In case you didn't notice, those subs were FAKE translation! A joke. The guide would never have said that.

  • @Lachausis I wouldn't put it past them. They're not the most polite and stable people, especially to the Americans. They blame us for the division of Korea, and (I'm playing devil's advocate here) they kind of have a point from perspective.

  • 1:44 8 years for WHAT?!

  • One thing I'd like to point out though was what the person did at 1:33 was absolutely disrespectful, be it to North or South Korean. Even though North and South are now divided, that heritage has a significant meaning for both countries.

    Otherwise, I'd like to show my sincerest appreciation for showing such an amazing footage of videos, capturing the true face of North Korea. I will recommend this video to many of my colleagues, who were also interested in finding out the current state of NK.

  • @l46kok well remember what they said? its fake, it was put there to help legitimize the current regime. its a prop, no heritage to it, just another propaganda tool. he humped that lion for the sake of freedom!

  • @cbradley1391 No, the tomb is not fake. During the Japanese occupation of Korea, much of the tomb was looted by the Japanese forces and the site was heavily devastated. What you see now is a restoration of the site done by the North Koreans. Albeit it may be somewhat propaganda-ish, it's still a very important site even for South Koreans hence, the government of South Korea denoted the heritage as a National Treasure of South Korea

  • I'd like to do this tour, but I'm an american and they're obviously not very receptive of us. Would I even be allowed to go?

    Also I'm offended by your list of crappy books.... harry potter is amazing.

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  • Look how gray and cloudy it is over there

  • Fair enough your an outspoken soul and your doing a good thing here. But insulting major world religions just makes you look like an immature 12 year old. Takes away the legitimacy of this whole documentary when you say such sweeping statements.

  • @MrFuck2012 Thats because there is this stupid agreement that you are not allowed to mock religious beliefs. Why do we expect logic and evidence in EVERY PART OF LIFE, except in religion? The idea of religion in 2011 offends me. Religion is dogshit, I dont care about anyone's opinion. Bronze-age literature is just that. Also: notice I put up references to Battlefield Earth. Do you think Scientologists should be respected because "it's their religious belief, man" ? They are dumb sheep...

  • @monkeetime Well buddy. That"s your opinion! While I am not a religious man myself I still do believe that the best way for everyone to get on with one another is respect. And your lack of it for ancient philosophy's and religions that billions today ad hear to today doesn't exactly get you the millions of views you want for this documentary to get, in order to destabilise the brutal north Korean regime. But whatever. It was a brave thing you did travelling to such a politicly hostile nation!

  • @monkeetime

    I love your documentary AND your point of view on religion. Greetings from Poland.

  • @monkeetime There is no logic in the world that surrounds you, all we have are just partial "truths derived from facts" - facts are not true. Truths emerge from facts;but they dip forward into facts again and add to them;which facts again create or reveal new truth (the word is indifferent) and so on indefinitely. The 'facts' themselves meanwhile ARE NOT TRUE. THEY SIMPLY ARE. Truth is the function of the beliefs that start and terminate among them. That's all.

  • @copilot7777 You are sort of right. But there is something called "a bullshit detector". When a guy knocks on my door and tells me he is Jesus/God/Prince Phillip/Michael Jackson or whatever, I will tell him to fuck off.

    My bullshit detector was going off constantly in North Korea. Yes, USA is full of propaganda, but on the topic of North Korea they are too tame. This place is BULLLLLLSHIIIIIIIT!

    That's all.

  • @monkeetime There is no ABSOLUTE LOGICAL EXPLANATION as to the nature of the Universe and everything that surrounds you: from the atoms in the table you sit on to the "edges" of our Universe. Quantum mechanics and science in general doesn't deal with ABSOLUTE explanations, they just come and take what was placed before them - "laws" of physics, math and elements, none of the above was created by us! All we do is learn about connections that were placed there before we even appeared here

  • @monkeetime It amazes me when people who are not pfo Metaphysicists are talking about ABSOLUTE truths and the meaning of life, topics they have no idea about: would you believe a commoner making his "judgement" about the differences between a phase array radar and a dish radar? - No. The same thing about simple people talking about G-d and Infinity - with all due respect, you should stick to plain things, period. Even Max Planck (father of quantum mechanics) believed in G-d (super-intellect)

  • @monkeetime I would love to hear you have a conversation with one of the idiotic creationists that are overrunning my country.

  • @MrEdTheZebra Sounds like fun... Conversations with people not troubled by something silly like evidence...

  • @monkeetime Because everyone possesses a spiritual self whether it be a doctrine or just a list of principles we abide by. life in itself is a personal religion we learn from our trials and successes and seek truth. There is nothing wrong with being a sheep (as you call people of religion) if it gives you peace and comfort and fulfills your needs. I find people who claim no religion to be far more Narcissistic and judgmental and less forgiving then most religions.I respect others.

  • @roboticaamericana ewww you sound like a pedophile with some twisted sexual urges.

  • honestly, i felt bad when you mentioned quran as a crappy book. Have some respect to other religions. DO NOT judge a hole religion by some stupid acts done by people who misunderstood the true meaning.

    Thank you for your understanding and what a great documentary ! ..

  • @fridaynightmares Thank you for watching and commenting. But you should know that some people also misunderstand the true meaning of "The Juche Idea".

  • @fridaynightmares The Koran is indeed a shitty book. And no I don't respect people who take things without evidence.

  • Few Thoughts

    You are ugly and weird.

    Learn to respect people's beliefs and 'holy' books.

    You were a bit funny sometimes but you were mostly dry.

    The pathetic attempt to hide your baldness with dreadlocks isn't working

    North Koreans are the most brainwashed robots on Earth!

    North Koreans live in a concentration camp, they need to be saved somehow (not sure how though)

    Lose the noisy music while you are talking next time. It's annoying

  • @duwawu You should stick with expressing your thoughts through fingerpaints....

  • @monkeetime

    Sure. Let's all gang up on duwawu for no apparent reason, like the mature people we are.

  • @askjiir I think Duwawu enjoys the attention...

  • @duwawu Fuck your "religious beliefs"

  • @preemptivestrike20 Fuck you and fuck your ignorance. Fuck you also for assuming I have religious beliefs. You are a bigoted fool. I really hope one day you would move out of your mother's basement so you could learn a thing or two about life.

  • @duwawu Go read your Iron age fairy tales child.

  • @preemptivestrike20

    What are you talking about, he isn't religious.

  • atleast they gave him a warning lol

  • @arga400 Hahahahaha! Exactly...

  • This video was awesome except for the part you made fun of the bible -_-

  • @Wolverines137

    Don't be an idiot.You like it when someone make fun of other culture saint books but can't handle when the joke is close to you?

  • @Sarahchamorro Yeah, that would require thinking...

  • haha I love 2:20 when the one tour guide slips going down the hill!! lol

  • Lol at their drawings of American noses. Looks like the fun making goes both ways.

  • 2:23 HAHHAHAHA

  • @SmokeyCough I think it is a prerequisite to live there...

  • how much did the trip package cost ?

  • @mcpduffs 200 euro per day. Not cheap, but interesting as fuck (in a retarded sort of way...)(you really have to be into weird commie crap to like this sort of trip)

  • @monkeetime

    Does that include the flight? How much did they charge for any of the souvenir crap?

  • @youn00ber Varies from thing to thing.. Postcards 1 euro each, other shit like posters more like 10-20 euro. Not cheap, but sometimes you just gotta have this even if it enables a nuclear purchase or two... Heeeeeh! ANd yes, flight was included.

  • @monkeetime

    Well that settles it. I'm into weird commie crap, and you can't get any weirder than North Korea; so I'll be going in a couple of years. It's hard to make a parody of North Korea. It is a parody of itself, without even realising it...

  • Hysterical commentary!! Good on ya for sacrificing an otherwise joyful holiday for this expose on how shitty a holiday could be.

  • you must be sick of being told not taking picture of this, that. and taking picture here and there, that is a fucked holiday! but better to let others know, thanks for uploading the awesome work!

  • Poor Korean kids. 

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