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  • Turnips are high in vitamins. Cows love them. Unfortunately, the Irish had no turnips, and millions starved. I find it very distasteful to ridicule the Irish famine, or the noble turnip. Even so, I can't help but laugh, whenever this guy opens his mouth. Can you imagine partying with him and the late John Candy?

  • 20 people have no sense of humor.... how sad :/

  • One of the reasons I love his comedy is how refreshing it is. It isn't really offensive to anyone which is just a fresh change from most.

  • one year we used one of my boyfriends katana from his sword collection. it got halfway through the battle axe worked really well though.

  • pause at :38

  • He's probably pretty correct about famine being the source of something to eat.

  • hes great

  • 1:25-2:29 made not only me, but my mom, dad, and sister laugh SOOOOOOOOOO HARD, we had tears coming out of our eyes!! XXXXXXXDDDDDDD

    go John Pinette!!!!!

  • If its that difficult,it doesnt want to be food!

  • this guy is the best comidian.

    up there with brain regan.

  • Funny son of a bitch!!!!

  • Tears are coming out of my eye, and I can't breathe! He's freggin great...

  • John and Gabriel Iglesias need to do a special together.

  • @IKEEMBLEM Lord have mercy on the local buffets.

  • This guy is like a fat Billy Crystal

  • I like turnips...

  • 17 people like turnips

  • im starving clancy, im gonna eat a turnip.. don't do it Sheamus

  • okay, i just gotta watch that again it's just freaking awesome

  • at certain times he sounds like timone off of lion king

  • When he says something funny he smiles i loooove that :D

  • This is funny??

  • i love this man.... he makes me laugh to the point i'm crying and zero profanity is awesome... his friend timmy part i couldn't hold it i was actually holding my stomach lol. saw him in person same outcome.......just awesome

  • I absolutely LOVE this Man! I wish he would come to my area. I would love to see him live !

  • @kooslap was beeing funny jack azz i posted another coment but i gues i lagged or something cuz i dont see it but it happnd to me also with this guy when he performed in Ontario Mills

    his jokes where prity gay

    this is much better though for some reason he didnt say them like hes doing it in the video maybe he was tired ahh and fk u

    have a good day just cuz im in a happy mood

  • don't do it Seamus!

  • Like Bobbybloo said, isn't it refreshing to watch a comedian who doesn't need foul language in order to be extremely funny. Go for it John..

    England is watching.

  • @kooslap boo

  • @kooslap booo

  • @terrorike and jshurd..... Boo yourselves...I was simply stating what happened to me at his show. And his fat and food jokes wear pretty thin quickly.

  • @kooslap whatever, fuck off then, if you don't like him don't watch him...

  • @hempartist420 Read my previous posts you f@t-head, I went to see him ONCE for the first time at a show that I PAID for. Not to worry, won't spend money again to see a blimp poke fun at other blimps.

  • @kooslap what the fuck ever

  • Turnips! This is so funny!

  • HAHAHAHAHA!

  • i can't believe it's already been four years sense this special. i miss him alot lol. aw well he's coming to joliet next month lol :). hopw he comes back on tv though

  • John Pinette is the one of the funniest comedians ever. YOU ROCK!

  • JP is the best!! I went to high school with him and besides being hilarious and a true professional, he's also a fine human being.

  • Oh god. I didn't think it was possible. I cried from laughter. This was just fantastic. And bobbybloo is right. He's just so great because he doesn't need to use profanity. Well....there's like a a really rare moment. Go wach John Pinette Lines Drive me Crazy. He says a profanity there, and then covers his mouth, and looks a tiny bit shocked at himself.

  • @hmolson7 yeah ive seen that , tbh there are very few comedians out there who dont use profanities, and even fewer who use profantities in the right context, i think they are acceptable if they make sense and its not just swaring left right and centre, for example a comedian like rhod gilbert (obviously completely diff to JP) he doesnt swear alot but when he does it makes sense and its clearly not there just for the fun of it

  • i resemble these remarks..

  • Well, I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes.......and that's after I pulled myself up from the floor! Yea, he's pretty funny, huh?

  • No prfanity or sex jokes or unfunny topics 'modern' untalented comics use today. I love John Pinette, top 5 fave comedians

  • Just laughed so hard at this that I fell off my couch, it was when he was talking about the friend's face in the back of the car. Just about killed me!

    Definitely one of my favourite comedians now!

  • OMG this is like totally funny!! laugh off your chair funny!!

  • hes funny i just think hes a bit of a spaz com on dont tell me u cant see it

  • MWAHAHAHAHA, Im starvin clancey im gonna eat a turnip. Dont do it shamus!

  • MWAHAHAHAHA, Im starvin clancey im gonna eat a turnip. Dont do it shamus!

  • well if its spelled seamus.. he is very funny for sure... love the chinese buffet.. love it. listen to it all the time....

  • He is so funny. i love him (:

    I laughed so hard at this.

  • wow my abdomen hurts. Too much laughing.

  • I love this guy, and he IS adorable!!!

  • my sister drug it up and brought it to my house

  • god was like. No, gabriel try it. LOL'D SO HARD

  • the windows were rolled up and the heat was on. kenny was in the back seat. i can still see his face. LOL HILARIOUS

  • This guy is hillarious!!!

  • I'M STARVIN CLANCY! I'm gonna eat a turnip! Don't do it Shamus!

  • its spelled Seamus actually, not Shamus :P

    Irish spellings are funny, they'll get ya

  • @xyouxburnxfirstx i always thought it was spelled sheamus :s i dunno maybe ive been watching too much WWE (Sad i know) but thats how they spell it, n before u have a go at me for being american im actually british so call the yanks what you like

  • @whufc116 haha no worries... its a hard name to spell really :) Its like Siobhan. Spelled completely different from how it sounds. And I have no problems with americans :) I may live in england now, but I am canadian born

  • @whufc116 Why is it customary for you foreigners to tear apart Americans while praising our entertainers at the same time? What's the logic in that?

  • @mentalillnesstalking Thank you i agree USA USA!

  • "Apparently with the sound I'd made, he thought he'd been shot!" Love this guy to death, how he gets all enraged and then that little boy grin comes out. I don't ever say this about other guys, but he's just adorable.

  • that's like one of his funniest assets :p

  • "I'll bury it and they won't find it!"

  • Gnomes love turnips >.>

  • That made me lol XD

  • DON'T DO IT SHAMUS. (:

  • and before i could say excuse me....we hit a guardrail XD

  • i fell out of my chair,lmao

  • Did any body notice he didn't need to use profanity to be funny .The man is amazing. Beats the hell out of Chris Rock. go johnny go.

  • @bobbybloo2003 Thats why I love this guy!!!

  • @bobbybloo2003

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. I love John Pinette, don't get me wrong, but Chris Rock? You're comparing apples to turnips. They're both hilarious in different ways.

  • @bobbybloo2003 Kind of helps though when you are primarily talking about food.

  • @bobbybloo2003 but he does use a fart joke lol

  • @bobbybloo2003 And when he does swear, its mild and friggen hilarious.

  • @bobbybloo2003 not that he is funny without swearing, but he does. its just that just for laughs etc also appear on cable tv. so they tend to have a clean show for the most part.

    either way great comedian. just go look up his rant on meat =)

  • I love his whole spill on how God made turnips and decided to bury them. i cracked up.

  • I love turnips! They go great in soup. :)

  • "we hit a guard rail" lmao

  • Hes great, Ralphie May is funny too.

  • Turnips Suck.

  • He is by far the best comedian I've ever heard!!!!

  • gabriel iglesias is a really good comedian too

  • There are a lot of great comedians and John Pinette is certainly in the league of the best.

  • this is gold!!!!!!!!!!!

  • XD I saw the gates of heaven open for me at one point in my life. Then Jesus walked in front of the doors with a cross expression and began to scold Gabriel, " Gab'! Shut the gates she's not dead yet!" And with that I woke up thinking what the hell to myself. XD

    Go John Pinette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! :3

  • FYI: "Shamus" is spelled Seamus.

  • because it was funny and I just felt like putting that there sorry if i ofended you.

  • Don't bother apologizing to trolls like nmcorp.

  • im going to eat a turnip clancy don't do it shamis you have a family

  • "Then you have to boil them for eight hours...if it's that difficult it doesn't want to be food." LOL Love him!

  • He just played THunder Bay this past Thursday the 26'th of March He walked in took control and kicked ass!! He was amazing three standing ovations and a borthday cake with nearly 2500 people singing happy birtdhay to you as his was on Monday the 23'rd

  • "Im goin ta eat a turnip!"

    "Don't do it Shamus."

    XD

  • . . . Then you have to boil em' for eight hours.

    LOL

  • i just discovered this guy on youtube....i can't stop laughing! he's GOOD!

  • I seen him live about 10 years ago (when he was about twice this size) and he's been my fav ever since. Met him after the show and he's the nicest, most humble comedian I've ever met, and I've met many.

    You should go check out his "Show me the Buffet" cd. BEST EVER!

  • lol product of famine

  • "It was winter time, the windows were rolled up, the heat was on...My friend Kenny was in back, they had child proof windows...THEY WOULDNT GO DOWN...LMFAO AT HIS FACE!!!

  • lol

  • oh my god that gas part is making me cry! XD 50,000 stars!!

  • My sister used to make turnip and pork knuckle soup for my bro-inlaw, he wouldn't eat our family Italian food... oh the smell was horrifying, but one day she said, why don't you have some, reluctantly I did and to my surprise I enjoyed it, but I threatened her w/death if she told anyone that I ate it!

  • he is really funny

  • If you ever come to the UK I will be in the front row!!! FANTASTIC!!

  • turnips are GOD

  • wow i have never heard of this comedian but he is sooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!

  • You've gotta see his bit on the waterpark if you havn't already

  • One time I ate one... BIG MISTAKE!!! Now I hide them under my napkin, instead of giving them to my dog (cause' he will choke to death). O_O

  • "I'll bury it and they won't find it."

    Well my SISTER dug it up and brought it to my house for thanksgiving! haha

    Definitely a product of famine.

  • WOO HOO!!

    TURNIPS RULE!!

  • i get it smart one i just never eat one so i dont know what it like

  • boil them for 8 hours

  • i love this one but my favoriet is about camping its exactly how i feel about it. he's to funny its on myspace.

  • hahahahhahahahahahahahahah

  • lmao i noticed that Kenny's always the one who's 'suffering' xD, like back in the France and Italy vid.

  • That was Timmy.

  • He raises a good point about the turnip: Think about it, when's the last time you saw a recipe that called for turnips?

  • *hugs her John Pinette plushie* He is so awesome! Cuddly, funny, warm, and fun. ^^

  • saw him live in london, ont a while ago and it was fuckin hilarious

  • dude then ur real stupid how cant u get this its so funny turnups suckkkkkkk

  • haha if you pause it at 1:16 he looks like John Goodman.

  • you know what, I'll bury it and they won't find it. LOL

  • Hallelujah!

  • omg I love this guy he is so fing funny

    lmfao

  • He just so fucking funny!!!

  • best guy ever

  • i love tis guy he is so funny!!!!!!!

  • i just seen jon in my city today and he did this skit, id never heard it before i thought i was goin to die.. omg so funny

  • omg, this video makes me cry with laughter everytime I watch it!! I almost suffocate when watching this video!! LOVE IT!!

  • LOL! HILARIOUS!

  • DONT DO IT SHAMUS!! roflmao

    i love "his friends face"

  • Turnips are my favourite vegetable:)...Especially if they're cooked with bacon:)mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mm......:D

  • this guy is funny as hell, almost died when i saw this bit about turnips

  • Can you imagine being in the back seat like Kenny?

  • love this guy so much!

  • Holy HELL!!! He is SOOOOo funny!!! I 'bout passed out from laughing, I couldn't breathe!

  • turnips are sooooooo cool.

  • Turnips are a nice in vegetable beef soup.

  • fucking hillarious

  • i fell off my chair!!! this is so funny!

    ROFL

  • "they had child proof windows...they couldnt go down..i can still he his face"ROFL!!

  • "dont do it shameus"

    hahaha

  • LOL!!!!!! best part.

  • I love it !!!

  • Oh my God, John Pinette killed Kenny!

    You bastard!

  • LOL poor kenny....

  • i meant video

  • i want this vieo

  • This guy is the dang best.

    I saw the whole act on tape and I almost wet my pants it was so funny.

  • He is so funny it's sick

  • oh god! I think My heart just expolded from laughter! Never laughed so hard in my life!

  • "That means at the beginning of the world God made the turnip and went,'No,this didn't come out right.Gabrial try it.' '-Gags-' 'You don't like it either huh?Well you know what?I'll bury it and they won't find it.' Well my sister dug it up and brought it to my house for Thanksgiving!"

    Lol,I love this guy so much!He's so funny!

  • I can still see his face!!!

  • I have never heard of this guy or seen him until yesterday. Since then, it's like I can't get enough. He's absolutely hilarious, I would dare say one of the very best of our time!! Amazing, I almost piss my pants from laughing so hard every time! How did I miss this guy? Thanks for posting this!

  • Yes - I can understand why people wear diapers at John's live performances.

  • he's one of my fav comedians! lol!

  • "I obay the laws of gravity, put on some music, I'll boogy down, hand me a cheseburger, I'll woolf that down..." lol, not in this vid, but some of his best work...EVER!!!

  • i like the way he makes the story sound like a serius war story. this guy kiks ass

  • lol hilarious!

  • no matter how many times you watch his videos there still hilarious !!!!!!!!!! =D

  • "here I'll bury it and they won't find it!!!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

  • GO BACK HE JUST HAS GAS!!!!!!!

  • John is a CLASSIC!!!!!

    LMAO HERE!!!!

    XD

  • one of my fav of Pinette's videos

  • Hahaha hilarious!

  • DON'T DO IT SEAMUS!!

  • then i had a gas attack!

    ROFL! seriously, i am on the floor!

  • HE IS VEEEEERY FUNNY : Watch all his stuff .

  • LOL!!! This guy is hilarious :P