Episode 13: The Worst Professional Music Videos

[GrundySolomon]

Are the guys from B4-4 extra's from Lord of The Rings?

[ToxBoxProductions]

Ah, you never forget your first episode of Cracked TV.

[ArtypNk]

Young Swaim is so young...

[DrWho12345677]

...shine on me looks amazing

[clownwithoutmakeup]

superjail is the background!

[EarlOfEs]

4:40 killed me, for some reason

[deedeethedove]

SuperJail! playing on the screen to the left distracted me during the whole video:P

[MoneyR8]

sometimes people make a war.

[ChrisFilar]

It's just a fun loving tune about dancing the night away, giant stuffed pigs, and being fucking scary as hell.

[NrthEastOHsk8]

The fact that anyone listens to Brokencyde makes me want extinguish all human life.

[Ploiken]

ah who am I kidding this videos FUCKING amazing!

[scaldoni]

Who doesn't love the tunak tunak tune?

[MsEstora]

DINGO!

[voiceofreason2008]

b4-4 are no more

however the twins are now ryandan who make a much more respectable type of music

[Mr26ty]

this was before friday or it would be no.1

[BBsgalore]

I would not be surprised if the first guy in Stop The War was Serbian,

[Harmony0518]

That sounds like K Shit!

[pokez117]

Is that Superjail in the background?

[Mayokitty7]

He's Punjabi, not Indian. xD

[CrzyEX]

Sometimes We Are Inside Morgues

[harrysmyhomeboy]

Superjail is on in the background.

[raplena14]

clearly this was made before rebecca black

[militiagung64]

1:40 is the single scariest moment in all history

[starwarsnerd94]

Just a dash of Ann Coulter? More like if someone made a masculine clone of Ann Coulter. Well, more masculine then she already is.

[BalexMusic]

Mate! Superjail on the monitor on the left \m/

[xxEDJExx]

DINGO.

[TheProsprods]

that was a very accurate depiction of australians xD

[Stoneworshipper]

and with thier powers combined they are.............the guy who sold me my last car

[uniquemommy1984]

LMAO That was epic!

[deuone]

make new episodes please :(

[raheelandleon]

Thats y KSHT is brown!

[dasstu]

Data don't know what its for.

[redslownight]

"haha...they're all criminals you know :>"

[Coutzy]

@redslownight I am descended from the officers who kept the criminals in line, so there's at least one of us who isn't! (Shame on you Swaim for not rigorously fact-checking something on the internet!)

[vabzta]

"Fosters, Koalas and a shrimp on the Bobby!"

I fell off my chair.

V

[TheSilverButtons]

that cartoon hes playing in the backgound is distracting me lol :P what is it of anyway?

[videobob92]

@TheSilverButtons superjail

[knowl3dg3ispow3r]

@TheSilverButtons SUPERJAIL!!!!

[TheSomethingWeird]

oh swaim, ur lookin good ;D

[thefishface100]

those b44 guys scare me

[Parvenu333]

"gonna make you come tonight.... over to my house!"

[systemleech]

@Parvenu333 its horrific!

[girlofwar2]

lol hes watching Super jail in the background xD

[dimlightbulb10]

@girlofwar2 i noticed that too. for some reason it was a "holy shit" moment

[MightyStreetFighter]

Let's be honest: That Indian video is a better adaptation of Avatar than The Last Airbender.

[Bmarch08]

@MightyStreetFighter hahahaha i love it

[ConfuseaCatLtd1]

oh my god B4-4 make me embarassed to be Canadian

[derenathor]

@ConfuseaCatLtd1 NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! They're Canadian?! WTF! As if Nickelback wasn't enough.......

*sigh* At least we have Arkells right?

[traxdata94]

And with their powers combined, they are... the guy who sold me my last car!

[NoFearBoy95]

I love it when aussie or whatever ,instead of being supportive, is all like yep, its pretty bad and opens a can of beer

[monkfishification]

Why does that Speak guy look like a retarded Bruce Willis?

[Tristior]

@monkfishification No, he's a shaved Tommy Wiseau. The Room, anyone?

[NOOBTUBE81]

@monkfishification lol, i thought the same thing

[WithTheDmeister]

Gonna make him cum tonight.........over to my house :D

[GreatNegus]

Dennis Madalone is obviously Italian, just listen to the lyrics of his song!!!

[JRSproductions5]

Haha i totally lost it at the end when Aussie said Dingo!

[mrsaxmanny]

In Australia we call them prawns not shrimp. We do put them on the barbeque. Oh yeah, we also spell it barbeque, colour, metre, centre, and say alumINium because we thought speaking English properly was more important than getting pissed off at the Poms. :P

[redsoxfan1984]

Dingo!

[tdobbin]

FUCK brokencyde, fucking talentless losers

[skr3am1ng1ns1d3]

@tdobbin AGREED I think that ones the worst. My little Brother listens to to shit, and some band called "I set my friends on fire".

[dragonfly4200]

He's watching Superjail!

[AnbusKi]

@dragonfly4200 I know! I thought I was the only one that saw lol

[DWSimmy]

Tunak Tunak Tun is freaking awesome

[WhatTheThing]

Tunak Tunak Tun has the best video ever!

[Dedfaction]

dude, at 3:30 does that guy have a camle's toe going on??

[stanleykubrick98]

So, Fred gets millions of views and this guy gets 40,000?

[MisterTTG]

Come on, Tunak Tunak Tun is badass.

[monkfishification]

Swaim's Wonderful Acronyms Interest Me.

[ScythePuppet]

"I'll make you come tonight... over to my house"

[monkfishification]

That last video was amazing.

[Spo8]

Anyone know if Cracked TV 2.0 is actually coming soon? Because god dammit, these are the highlight of my life.

(I live a sad life)

[CYBERVENDETTA123]

@Spo8 its already out but its called does not compute and its on cracked.com

[Spo8]

@CYBERVENDETTA123 Awesome, thanks for the info. But dammit, I do miss the acronyms and clippy.

[stewiesbabe]

@Spo8 me 2 dude. least til school starts. ugh

[Ginyustyle]

I never realized Dolph Lundgren started rapping, good for him.

[civil380]

That sounds like K-shit. Wow, what terrible call letters. lmao

[biggieboy2510]

Actually, I kinda like Tunak Tunak Tun :D

[MsEstora]

Crikey, mate! An' a digeridoo!

[yosh0wnd]

"and combined together they make........... the guy who sold me my last car" Holy shit that was funny

[thebowiesfrommars]

I love that sUperjail is in the background

[destroyer1187]

Boing! "oh Jesus, thats the wrong one!

[HashKeth]

And when their powers combined, they are.. the guy who sold me my last car

[im160bpmplus]

"fosters, koalas and a shrimp on the barby" .. thats not what aussies do but its close to how my gf's gash smells like

[Sunmocker]

Never, never knock the Tunak...

[phillipjfry6]

lol @ superjail in the background.

[Fergoose420]

infact i think its superjail!

[Fergoose420]

is he watching el superbeasto in the background?

lol

[Questpeace]

What was the very last music video? The Japanese one.

[chrono325]

It was every Japanese music video ever.

[momoandmiz]

Dingo!

[SpiraLawliet]

Now that's a knife ya' banana bender!

[TheDarkflags]

Tunak Tunak Tun is brilliant :D

[chosentonessournotes]

On another note, I fucking hate Brokencyde. Those faggots deserve to be killed. Honestly.

[PiratePontiusPilate]

I like how he's watching SuperJail in the background.

[chosentonessournotes]

SuperJail is the shit!

[Nachtfaust]

@chosentonessournotes

Verily, Chosen.

[Fergoose420]

@PiratePontiusPilate

jst noticed it was super jail. thought it was the haunted world of el superbeasto. lol

[Mythtern1]

haha "Stop your Business, YE come on"

[TheGovernment101]

Haha, Chris Dane Owens, haven't heard that since I regained my sanity...

[pretzal7]

being an Australian, maybe i should be offended by that inaccurate depiction of my people but.......ahh who am i kidding. SWAIM is fucking hilarous!!!!!

[Mythtern1]

haha, thats why he threw in "what a respectful depiction of Australians". We Canadians get made fun of all the time.

[pretzal7]

@Mythtern1 haha. i guess you're right.

this is still fucking hilarious

[FcCelticForever]

The rapper named SPEAK sould learn how to speak english properly, broken english right there lol

[Schwartzhund]

Swaim is the man, hands down. One of the funniest dudes on the internet, imo.

[rockerbackes]

Brokencyde sucks cock

[GaBB0256]

how could you think being orange looks good?

[GoldsteinsBook]

Sometimes, people make a war.

[MissLydiaBro]

Why is Superjail playing in the background of the "radio station"?

[wildblue2]

You guys got it wrong. All those videos were way ironic. And to the kids, irony's cooler than icecubes.

[GaBB0256]

theres no irony here. its genuine. thats what makes it so sad

[SouthernJediFilms]

What a respectful depiction of the Australian people! xD

[mjboudx]

Dingo!

[mcdonaldguy19]

ohh swaim you sneaky comedic shrew

[MrFictive]

Oh, Ossie. How you portray Australians perfectly, I'll never know.

[SRH911]

@MrFictive

It's Aussie. Like Australian. *facepalm*

[speccwolf]

@SRH911 Americans do say Aussie different though, here in Aus, its normally ozzie.

[mcdonaldguy19]

"wow what terrible call letters." "yeah thats pretty bad." "well id..............well id like th thank our friend aussie(DINGO) for being here with us"

[TheEddieJo]

"It's just a tune about dancing the night away, giant stuffed pigs, and being fucking scary as hell" lol

[paintedship]

you can't even say Aussie right

[malixis]

My Canadian Civics/Careers textbook had an excerpt of the rags-to-riches story of b4-4...b4-4 is Canada's shame, it's not w-we listen to them or a-anything...

[jestertheork]

swaim you are amazing

[ZomgL33tZors]

THE GUY WHO SOLD ME MY LAST CAR!!!!

[96luigi96]

hahaha!!! Superjail!

[jackstorm777]

"Booyah! Ah, who am I kidding. This video is fucking amazing."

Hahaha! Swaim is a sexual tyrannosaurus.

[Cowboycurtis888]

WIn for the jesse ventura predator reference.

[fullmetalchymist]

@jackstorm777: Jesse Ventura quote FTW

[zwesamkeit52]

oh tunak tunak tun.....gotta love it... haahhaaa

[TBCOGR]

Ahhh.... Tunak...

That's been a great favorite amongst my friends & I since we first made it the official theme song for a 2004 road trip. Thank you for bringing it to the attention of more of the world.

[janorsrebel]

Yay! Tunak!

Sew that button, sew that button. We used it at my wedding reception!

[tsukiXinuzuka]

"Well I'd like to thank Aussie for being with us today"

"Dingo!"

[matta173]

@tsukiXinuzuka Rofl

[decooler1]

#5 is a WoW dance, lol.

[JulielovesTandS]

Dingo!

[PoisonPeachPit]

"The guy who sold me my last car" was the greatest line.

[OverDriveN89]

Nah, cuz. Best was "Haha, they're all criminals".

[Whoamfg]

That line had me rolling. Couldn't stop laughing for like 3 minutes. Had to rewind to catch what he had said.

[MangeriesPenis]

what was the video in the end with the weird asians?

[AbsalomPitchingfork]

Ai~ Dance no Uta.

[LumpyMcMuffin87]

Love the Superjail on the T.V in The Background. That Said... Swaim you are the best thing to happen to the internet in a long time. Those Arent Muskets!!!!!

[FalzarGregar]

1:50 LOL SUPERJAIL

[FengxianLeTerrible]

superjail was on that tv the whole time

[FalzarGregar]

oh well thats when I noticed it was on.

[redac13]

this is the greatest channel on youtube. no doubt.

[irvinejump]

"They're all Criminals you know".... PML. Greetings from Melbourne BTW :-)

[Nonsaneness]

1:42 I thought it was Julius Ceasar.

[MarvelroxDCsux]

For the #2 one... he's from England, right? i hear some Liverpool in his accent.

[formenso682]

a-m-a-z-i-n-g

[KichiTyph]

Tunak Tunak Tun ftw :D

[knightsintodreams]

they're all criminals, ya know XD

[TheXboxGameMan]

"Make you come tonight........Over to my house"

B4-4 is so awesomely inappropriate it's not even funny. SWAIM, you have done well once more. Continue making fantastic videos. Keep up the good work.

[riguryu]

The "over to my house" line sounded like an afterthought. Like "Oh, hey, that might sound kind of inappropriate. Let's try to fix it." And somehow, they managed to make it sound WORSE and MORE pedo-y.

[dallasmavericks1341]

brilliant, retard.  man youre dumb

[Jeremiahsauce]

super jail in the background.

[TalesAreTold]

Omg is it. Lol.

[batman24769]

They're all criminals you know. F'ING BRILLIANT!

[saxonjf]

The best thing about is that when you actually track down the videos for real, Drivetime Mikey still mostly understated the sheer horror of them. "Shine on Me" was particularly pointless and stupid.

[Mojoclatan]

Whats the song called at the end?

[jek21]

dude fuck you! Daler Mehndi rules!

[VernonParkBand]

whatz tha name of the song at the end?

[saxonjf]

I tracked down the Actual shine video and talk about worst ever. Bad mixing, a really played out 80s riff, random shots amounting to no plot whatsoever, every scene is so obviously green-screened, and lyrics so bad your vomit wants to vomit. Making to more would be akin to torture.

[anotherAllenJames]

you had me at

"fosters, koalas , and a shrimp on the barbie"

and finished me off on

"the guy who sold me my last car"

SUBSCRIBED!!!

[TGStealth]

Brokencyde = epic fail

K Sh*t = epic win

[murraymach3]

Ahhhhh the australian dude makes this video :p

[steddy2]

your awesome mate! keep it up. im so suprised you dont have more views!!

[rufnux]

what about chuggo's "AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY"?

[jek21]

No, that would be the BEST music video on youtube

[Therealpianoman]

haha ur aussy accent sux so much lol but gud effort

[johnny718bravo]

My god that was scary

[LeakyInnertube]

Someone should have sent in ultra relax by shinahara tomoe

[viewser124]

haha... he was playing superjail on the monitor behind him

[0n3m4n4rm33]

I know, those matrix twins lol...