How to Get a Bartender's Attention - CHOW Tip

[rafaelazulay]

CHOW needs to make vid on how to get attention in general when you are plain looking guy/gurl

[HolyCity2012]

Moisten the side of a $20 with the image of the White House and then stick it on your forehead.

[Bejinxd]

"How to get a bartender's attention"

Wait patiently? That's not going to get his fucking attention. He's going to serve all the yelling customers.

[MoeCristyV16]

How to Get a Bartender's Attention? Show tits!

[barbs19788]

are these videos or real?

[TheKingterOFF]

How to get a bartender attention? CHOW TITS !

[808MAUIpnoi74]

Or how about when I emptied my green bottle first, then throw at you? LOL!!

[hash1212121212]

wow this bartender loooks like a fuckin douchebag.

[billyhkc]

why don't i just get a sex change AND a boob job? for sure, i'd get some fucking attention.

[YugoXIII]

@billyhkc or you just end up an ugly, broke, sober woman with big boobs.

[shane1637]

Or you could just scream at him "CUNT, YOU'RE PAID FOR THIS, GET ME MY FUCKING DRINK" the customer is always right.

[twochaudio]

that's why you have to shout in the first place. my question would be when you go and buy your pizza the persons turns around and gives your pizza and you see a Tip Jar I jut,s walk Should i tip them for handing me the pizza. tipping is going to far

[susp1]

@twochaudio I agree! I hate seeing a tip jar and will never put money in them. Absolutely ridiculous! Tip jars make many customers uncomfortable. I lose respect for the owner of a store with a tip jar and will go to another store without a tip jar if possible. I should not have to subsidize their salaries! I owned an amblulance co. once and told my employees not to accept tips because it makes many patients uncomfortable. The patients liked that policy and thanked me for it.

[Capabalanca]

Or throw some bottles at the floor, that'll get his attention

[Nippyton]

This isnt really a tip, more of a basic cognitive function.

[tioteresoproductions]

Hey! i did that last night and the result was:

- Hey b-itch are you gonna drink something or just keep starring at me, gay mothe-r fuck-er! CONCLUSION: this shi-t dont works on bad ass choppers bar club :(

[wereyouy]

u can do that and wait for ever...

[alienclone]

ok, that just tells me to wait until i have the Bartender's attention, NOT how to get their attention!

[harryvonlipwig]

how to get a woman's attention- don't say hey, to her, wait for her to come up to you and say, do you want my attention?

[dukerich]

show tits

[riddick19877]

no shit!!



[streetfightsecrets]

Thanks for this. Can you do a video on how to get my money out of my pocket and put it in his hand and how I will know when its time to do that?

[5367joemac]

What is this shit? "How to run a tab... ask for a tab" "How to ask for a drink.... say 'Can I have a drink please but ONLY when you actually have his attention." Please tell me this is a joke!

[mrdaniwin]

chow tips is getting worse than expert village

[supajive]

i watched his other videos, i think he should remake all his videos with the title heading: Captain Obvious the Bartender to the Rescue!

[jas68maro]

you can tell whos the underaged internet nerds who never been to a bar before on here. they are the ones making the stupid immature jokes about bartenders.

[sirMAXX77]

female bartender say: "HEY BABY! Get me a drink so i can look at your ass!"

male bartender *whistle loudly* "YO! These bitches are starting to get ugly, i need another on so i can take one home!"

[Fomelogo]

oh my god... you are a genious

[Hooliiiigan]

How to Get a Bartender's Attention: SHOW TITS

[TheKhadka11]

waving your money about just makes look like an asshole...coming from a bartender.

[wowfood]

.... That's how to be polite, not how to get their attention dumbass.

To get their attention you stand by the bar and wave a note. Always works for me. Or if you're a girl just flash.

[ZehEduardo]

order pointing a 9mm at his forehead...that will get his attention and probably a free drink too.

[rumplea25]

you only need the 1st 3 seconds of this video lol..(show tits)

[bmurda51]

Haha! I've been bartending for years while being very busy at times and I find this video stupid. If you want tips, get everyones drinks out as quickly and quality as possible. It's called multitasking. With an efficiant bar set up, good mise en place, and a bit of athletism, people should be able to bark out orders.

[MurdatasticJR]

you could always just show tits.

[riderdraw]

i use a flare gun

[bkim0807]

wtf



[xxdramalover1xx]

i feel like a little kid

oh wait, he thinks we are all little kids =.='

[Mantitz123]

wtf these are the dumbest videos lol

[googo151]

hey motha fucker where's my motha fucking drink?! 

[Slayer2k50]

So i just stand there staring at him untill he takes my order. What if he never asks, he's just waiting for me to tell him like any normal person would. This video is about as useful as Aids.

[GamerScrubTub]

what kind of tip was that...

[CheeseCakeee]

HAHA holy this is probably one of the funniest video's i ever seen on youtube!

[C5Rigzz]

So I bought a Smurf costume for nothing?

[JohnS1704]

Fuck me ! Try that in Glasgow and you will be there for a fortnight.

[JuliusVonPringleton]

I usually say "Hey, listen!!" like the fairy from The Legend of Zelda.

[smokebomb213]

@JuliusVonPringleton Shout that at me I'll punch you in the mouth

[aarossell]

@thezepp68 You've been drinking bartender's spit for a long time

[aarossell]

Clearly very few people viewing this have tended bar. It gets annoying when you accidentally catch eyes with someone while making 3 other drinks and they bark at you their 3 other orders. People, just wait like the man said. And tip well.

[FlameSwordWielder]

Real instructions at 0:01, listen with eye closed.

[cameosam]

The tone's just a bit condescending....

[kidfrom1981]

I think he needed money for more hair products....

[Shekanereal]

tits or gtfo

[theJagaJazzist]

If it takes this guy three cuts to say a short sentence like that ... find another actor.

[aarossell]

@theJagaJazzist ? it took him 3 cuts? (I love Jaga Jazzist btw)

[scupperjunior]

brilliant

[XplatinmsnipaX]

i like to do backflips and suck my own dick in mid air that usually gets me everyones attention.................. and sometimes arrested

[jano912]

@XplatinmsnipaX so fucking hilarious

[XplatinmsnipaX]

@jano912 lol i dont even remember this :)

[oHaiinexD]

@XplatinmsnipaX i think bout that comment in school and i burst out laughting LOL!

[XplatinmsnipaX]

@oHaiinexD lol man i couldnt remember the day i wrote this lol now that i think of it, it would be somethin only i would write lol same i started laughing at orientation cause i was picturing that in my head lol

[1978atcarroll]

@XplatinmsnipaX If you can suck your own dick, why do you need to go to a bar?

[XplatinmsnipaX]

@1978atcarroll so i can get drunk and fuck myself

[Alatoras]

@XplatinmsnipaX You must be exceptionally skilled to do that in mid air. Great work!

[drbayoms]

@XplatinmsnipaX

You should write.

[XplatinmsnipaX]

@drbayoms lollll

[JoeLangley]

You would be surprized how many people dont seem to know that...so until you are the one with people shouting their drink orders at you dont call people a dickhead. :)

[Steveo952]

How many of you are actually bartenders? Try remembering eight drink orders, all the while you have someone trying to tell you his/her drink order. Sorry, but what you're saying is not registering into my brain. If you like repeating your order twice by all means, but if you would prefer not to repeat things I will be with you in just a moment.

[BreadForButter]

lol DICKHEAD

[davyoa]

wow. thats insightful

[parab01]

Can you show me how to wait for a bus?

[tut8tut]

@parab01 rebecca black can show you that

[drbayoms]

@parab01

Hilarious!!

[aznblackangel]

oh i know how "YO BITCH" ...it's just their attention not saying how to get a drink..

[TheScout666]

Oh, thanks. Since that video i hit them with a stick.

[DodecahedronHead]

How to get a bartenders attention:

Step 1: Look for an empty cocktail glass with the lime wedge still in it.

Step 2: Take Said lime wedge and throw it at bartender.

Step 3: When bartender looks over. Tell him your drink order.

Note: This will lead to an inevitable ass beating, but you'll get his attention.

[goody8504]

......well that's insightful

[carldes1]

lol i laughed my ass off good one dick head!!!

[Upinyogr1ll]

Oh I'm sorry...I didn't realise I had to WAIT on top of WAITING to place my order

[whynotanyting]

wow, something I knew and now forgot cause he told me

[jodhan23]

FUCK ME CHow productions sucks

[MickeyTafty]

How to get a bartender's attention? You told me what to do AFTER I got it!

[TrippleLee]

Dumbest video ever. If I saw this asshole in a bar i'd throw him one to the stomach. Ready for my order yet?!

[Kitteh86]

no way. mind. officially. blown.

[Lightricky]

HOW DOES THIS VIDEO HAS 28 THOUSAND VIEWS...

[UJJSTR]

the bartender somehow always breaks his/her nose when chuck norris wants attension

[ranger0504]

wow great tips , if you go in a bar and waited for 2 hours the bartender have not yet ask for your order !

[bryceslyproduction]

How to be a fucking douche bag : "Hey what can I get you to drink?"

[AMilitantAgnostic]

how not to get any tip -- sit behind the bar and don't make drinks for people unless they order the way you like them to.

BTW - if your bartender is making you wait, walk over and as the manager to make you a drink - you would be amazed how much more the bartender pays attention to you next round, and a good manager will not make you pay if you had to go get him to get service.

[narutoSU8D]

pull up your titties

[TheBackflipStudio]

ive got a better way, shout oi dickhead across the bar, works every time ;)

[felixcruzazul]

see thats not true for women the way to get a bar tenders attention if you a women is to flash them its just proper etiquette ps i know this cus im a bar tender wink wink

[yellowkiwi8]

what the fuck.

[vinslungur]

cow tits

[Kommunikation]

@vinslungur I laughed so hard at this that I got a headache. And I know I forever will whenever I hear CHOW TIPS.

Thank you for that.

[MisterSurr]

But how do you get the bartender to look at you?

[10Dante4]

wasted 0:16 of my seconds

now get me my drink!!!!

[greatorderofchaos]

well durghhhhhhhh

[texNoz]

My girlfriend offering him head has always worked in the past..

[hikermanwa]

what a revelation DB

[simon2381]

I usually yell : WHERE'S MY FUCKING BEER YOU DOUCHEBAG

[NagencaTV]

I usually stand up and scream "Allah is great"

This gives me a lot of attention.

[F33bs]

Remember, if the bartender is at home watching TV and having dinner with his family, he's NOT ready to make your drink.

[Bulldog22031]

Well shit... no wonder I wasn't getting service! I was standing on my hands, and scratching my butt with an iguana while singing the Bulgarian national anthem.

I thought that was how you get a G&T. SO glad you cleared it up.

[Lovaelihn]

They should make a video on how to not pass out - just keep breathing. Or one about walking - left, right, left, right, and when you stop one foot make sure you stop the other or you'll look silly.

[666xxxXXXxxx666]

..or just go to the bar and get a drink, Bitch!

[mbanker21]

this video doesnt help shit, because if youre need to get their attention then they obviously dont know you need a drink

[Kaasboterhammetje88]

GIVE ME A BEER ... BITCH!

[TheVintagePiano]

about 22300 people watched a 15 sec vid about a guy not even telling you how to get barrtenders attention....wow

[lg123xyz]

I find screaming "GET MY DRINK NOW BITCH!" also works well in ideal situations but thanks for that useless piece of info knumbnuts!

[Musicposter4you]

I usually just throw stuff

[lookitsaleckks]

really?

[blobrockster]

i just flash my tits

[ajetsetsk8er]

Damn these comments are hilarious! bahaha

[LoserUser1127]

its common knowledge that bartenders are timid creatures and if you just shout your order at them you may frighten them away. You need to lure them to you with a smile and palm full nuts.

[10Dante4]

most useless 15 seconds ever.....i mean i could have blinked 8 times during that period and be more satisfied with myself

[josie161998]

OR get a gun shuwt it off and say everyone down , walk up to the bartender and order !!!! way easyer !!! ^w^

[armytomboy]

this shouldnt b titiled how to get a bartenders attention,

rather

how to treat a bar tender so u never get to order.

[ihmlihml]

I'm still in disbelief..

[TheDiwanShantwain]

ARREE YOUU KIIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEE‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽

[ToxicPanda330]

FUCKING SLAP HIS SHIT AND SAY YOU WANT A BEER. SHIT.

[Valgurm]

stfu

[MiwanoRibera]

follow this simple step. if it doesn't work; repeat. twice. still doesn't work? throw a bottle at the bartender.

[latiasandlatios4ever]

@DebelKrmak do that and ur drink wil have to wait til he wakes up,going if he still remembers he is a bartender.

[enishimori09]

wow, awesome advice.... never woulda thought to wait for the to take my order

[sarokas12]

In a Disco, nobody will listen to me if I don't shout!!!

[zonebellond123]

really?

[swankswag]

The videos with this bartender are absolutely worthless. There is no pertinent info given.

[TheDiwanShantwain]

@swankswag yeah, he's basically saying "wait"...the end

[orionpk]

this guy is hawt

[4nicator2]

HEY BITCH, I WANT A DRINK.

[entoris476]

or else you can say

Hey dickhead!

Look over here!

[MrAsd95]

are these CHOW TIPS some kind of jokes or what? I mean some of them are okay but like this one... zomg

[taloc00000]

so... the trick to getting a bartender's attention is to stand there and wait for them to take my order. ok. thanks. and here i was puking on the stools while tweaking my nipples to get their attention.

[ra565131]

@taloc00000 aaaahahaha

[latiasandlatios4ever]

@taloc00000 ahahahahaha XD

try trowing a empty glass at them ?

[OwnegeProductions]

@taloc00000 Lmfao!

[TeX906]

wtf? i mean wow really if the bartenders what i want to drink i should answer?

dickhead

[edubz777]

Great video dickhead. Earth shattering information you're giving people, really.

[ihmlihml]

@edubz777 LMFAO.



[Frantabulous]

@edubz777 its clearly to advise the few wankers that do it because they are actually very annoying. Be rude to bar staff, an you will end up waiting longer for your drink.

[edubz777]

@Frantabulous GET MY DRINK NOW BITCH

[KillersReflex]

I generally point a shotgun at them.

[tommylad1231]

Jeez i was wondering where I was going wrong

[laubeatz]

lol im a bartender, and well its nice to not wave money in their face and shout.. just wait patiently and smile.

[Reak55]

JEsus christ. Tell me something I dont know.

[Balora1]

wodka is a REAL liquor too and most Europeans drink that...and you being a moron on youtube isnt going to change that, and its no wonder u guys got 10k murders in the US if u get so worked up about someone else disagreeing with you...put a gun in ur hands a bottle of bourbon and were off ....

[Balora1]

you should read ur own comments... u said and i quote:" Euroqueers like you aren't real men & don't drink real alcohol! "

this is a stab at europeans in general by saying u guys are the only ones that drink real alcohol...(and thus thinking u mustve invented the stuff) had nothing to do with ur gay bourbon... .|||., read betwen the lines

[mmaier2112]

Wow.... deep advice here!

[ariesnr1]

Yeah, I feel so much more enlightened now. A whole new world awaits! lol

[Balora1]

dude seriously are u stupid u think the americans invented alcohol? we got focking absint from the age of 18 and beer from the age of 16 u wanna look lke an alcoholic go right ahead but dont say "europeans arent real men coz they dont drink bourbon..."

[beijosparavoce]

It was a joke, TimoJulz. Get a life.

[sleighte]

thanks for the bullet points that helps me understand everything better and makes you look real fine ass smart slim

they teach you the insult in bullet two in your capstone class for your doctorate in philosophy? fuckin a.

please upload dis jawn a video showin me showin you at a crowded club or bar and say it real polite and white like you are "oh please good bartender sir could you so politely serve me a bottom shelf shit ass bourbon and a wannabe micro beer sam adams beer"?

fuckin tosser

[sleighte]

don't be clever that'll get you bitchslapped

you roll up to the bar, president grant in hand you say to the bartender,

"YO!!!!!!! AIEE JACK N COKE OVER HERR YAAAUP" and wave the $50 bill around like petey pablo doin the helicopter

then you leave his ass a $2 tip usin a $2 bill (carry these for at the bar or club you can get em at your local bank and they impress as hell noone aint never seen em and it is double usual tip) and you get goodin service all night

now you herr

[beijosparavoce]

LOL

[xiocx1]

awesome***

[JimmyDasnitch92]

if you dont wait youll hurt his feelings

[skatekoh]

how about u just get me my drink?

[BellefontePerson]

So THATS how you do it! All these years I've been throwing my empty mug at the mirror behind the bar, shattering it. This method DOES work, but its usually very expensive.

[Reefer2000]

y the fuck not i always order if he looks at me if not u wait there for fuckin ever!

[nwLohmann]

very gay indeed