Chris Rock - No Sex in the Champagne Room *Unsensored*

[mealatus]

I'd love an instrumental of this song. Anybody got an idea?

[Botulizard]

What's the background singer's name? I forget.

[5DollarCarryover]

@Botulizard Gerald Levert

[absurdny]

I'm proud to be Scorpio. Just hope I'm fucking a dime when I die and not a penny thats been ran through the washer a few times.

[Ratt2004]

Why spend the next 20 years of your life in jail because somebody smudged your Puma?

[ovariesniper]

Sarcasm is the best means of promoting strippers

[ladysully08]

"If you're a scorpio, your gonna die f*ckn."

[5687678]

But the sex room is in the champagne room.

[TheBigj1192]

Technically that sign says "No doggystyle position" not "No sex". lol

[ig2012617]

take off that silly ass hat

[AngeloLellis]

No champagne in the sex room!

[CyKo42]

This song cracks me up every damn time lol

[OHHkaySnappy]

Cornbread, ain't nothin' wrong with that!

[Shannie70]

You are NOT his girlfriend!!!

[PPGxSQueeKS]

20 people went to the champagne room expecting sex and didnt get any

[Nparajian1]

if a woman tells u she's 20 and look's 16, she's 12!!! if she tells u shes 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40!!!

[datboy30thaking]

lol i'm gettin old i remember this like it wuz yesterday

[jaytolbert9]

a real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.............rock is a fool

[23andsexy1]

ladies and gentlmen of the GED class of 1999 lol

[ursisterisgood]

finally one that isnt censored thanks

[Urmean15]

Take off that silly ass hat.

[avramtuc]

uncensored* where are you posting from?

[julieisbest]

I graduated in '99 and I remember thinking back then that this was the funniest shit. It is still pretty awesome.

[ninjarain1022]

Lovin' the beat. They don't make beats like this anymore

[arthursaxofone1]

kkkk naum entendi nada so entendo em portugues

[johnnameworks]

I actually like Hooter's wings. Pretty tasty.

[Fishercherrlynn]

RIP GERALD LEVERT!

[DiscoSux87]

cornbread, aint nothin wrong with that!

[Netherwolf6100]

If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick

[Levert:] That'd be great..

If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick

[Levert:] I don't want that, no..

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[DonDaan]

Just so funny!

[tereesalynn]

18 people on coka for hatin

[linguetones]

O cara é igual ao Maicossuel do Botafogo.

[LEdPRINCEgirl]

do you think this is 4 20 for a reason?

[DinkwithaDent]

No.

[TheNocebo]

I like this guy :) BRAWO!!!

[sjeessjees]

at least I'm gonna die fuckin'!

[h110182]

Why spend the next 20 yrs in jail cuz someone smuged your puma?

[brandileasimpson]

@h110182 Best line.

[edtechlab1]

Man... somebody should have told Tiger Woods. Do a remix Chris!!!

[BOBO9375]

betch



[MistressKim]

If you're a scorpio, you're gonna die fucking HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[dwaters71]

This is SO TRUE. Should've listened to Chris Rock. Those strippers are so convincing.  You're not exactly thinking with your brain at that point.

[SweetNeshie]

The Cornbreads was massive

[sexygirlkat]

Heres some classy Chris Rock for a holiday monday! enjoy !

[ra3r0s2010]

This is great

[bosworth08]

this video is 4:20 :)

[alabama2561990]

Cornbread, aint nothin wrong with that

[SureThing890]

TAKE OFF THAT SILLY ASS HAT!!!

[OmqitsJennayxO]

=) im not qonna die ! woot woot PISCES BBY! <33

[snookumz2042]

lmfao i fucking love this song.gimani your gonna die twice scorpio your gonna die fucking lmfao.

[vincentx915]

Dreamworks?

[kiki4rich]

OH NO!!! My Mom is a Capricorn AHHH XDDDD

[mumra715]

jajajajajaja this song is the shit

[ehcmier]

R.I.P. Levert!

[JPfromFlint]

There is sex in the V.I.P. room depending on where you go. If the stripper thinks you're cute you can get it there and at home.

[iceman30five]

Damn I was in 7th Grade when this shit came out lol. R.I.P. Gerald Levert

[KiNgOfSuPrAs]

no its Gerald Levert

[PhantomLyric]

@KiNgOfSuPrAs I always thought it was Gerald Levert, but then in VEO it says his name is Shadow. He looks like him an awful lot but comparing the photos of Gerald and then looking at this guy, I don't think it is.

[ChuloBadGuy]

@PhantomLyric LMFAO!!!!! Aint no damn shadow LOL Yes that is Gerald Levert, Vevo is retarded.

[PhantomLyric]

@ChuloBadGuy lol I was like, WTF???? Thanks for clearing that up.

[bubbajizz]

No, that is Gerald Levert....

[Situation44]

CORNBREAD

[Situation44]

nice song lol

[DrDizfuntion]

the clean version sounds funnier.

[pushinweight]

Prince Paul on the production tip

[winkingplatypus]

aww.. he didn't say my horoscope

still funny

[CherieMorte]

@winkingplatypus Your horoscope = You're gonna die.

[winkingplatypus]

@CherieMorte of course

[mrfantasticE]

THE GIRL AT 3;13 IS MY SISTER INLAW

[MarcusChavers]

Marcus Chavers

MJC Entertainment

Was Here!

[kryogenix]

Haha I used to live up in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. They brought in a law where you could not consume alcohol while at a strip club. Needless to say, there aren't anymore strip clubs in the SK.. Like seriously, who sits in a strip club dead sober?

[GMRadio3]

RIP Gerald Levert. He put so much soul into this track. This joint is hilarious & the beat is banging.

[xSk3MEx]

SCORPIO- You're gonna die FUCKIN!...........lmao so TRUE

[neecyboo4l]

"if a guy has a perced tongue...he probably will suck your dick" ctfu

[5150herm]

funny everytime! true classic!

[innerblades]

I remember seeing this when I was like 4. The only part I could remember before seeing it again was the first part of his speech and "Take off that silly ass hat."

[TheHoffmister]

take off that silly ass hat

[jdizzle198907]

I remember seeing this when I was 9 years old with my (still) best friend. We still talk about it periodically. The "no" sign with the couple banging doggie style is hilarious!

[thorshammerhurts]

99 sucked cause it marked the end of a great decade.

[scarryterry]

Take off that sill ass hat!

[RosesLavender]

Boy, do I remember when this video was released; this has brought back some funny memories. Especially since I'm sitting here eating cornbread right now. LOL

[Brost31]

"If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick, if a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick"

[sweetcherry4282]

OMG that part always cracks me up

[XioXaio12]

LOL

[djkboogie71]

they know you ain't got one! LOL!

[wordjunkiee]

"GEMINI, you're gonna die TWICE!"

[fayeslover]

r.i.p. gerald levert

[BringBack1969]

hahaha its 4 minutes and 20 seconds long... WIN.

[hotinhere02]

The Best

[MaggieLovesJimmy]

LOL I was eating some cornbread with chili earlier and the lyrics to this song came immediately to my mind: Cornbread, ain't nothin' wrong with that! LMAO!!!

[schnids1605]

maaan, chris rock was bigger than life back in these days

[WOODY5505]

NO ONE GOES TO HOOTERS FOR WINGS

[Wishes6336]

@WOODY5505  LOL I DO!!!

[JU2T1NN1C0]

Life Lessons.

[Nwordplzplz]

Cornbread...aint nothing wrong with that. Haha

[TheKimmie219]

take off that silly ass hat....lmao

[alphaman87]

he ought to update this so it says ladies and gentlemen of the ged class of 2009

[jOWNZin22]

its 2010

[winkingplatypus]

@jOWNZin22 no duh

[HitThatRowdy96]

Classic philosophies of life,Chris Rock presents in here. Best PSA ever.

We miss you, Gerald Levert.

[ilyxxMusicLuverxxily]

luv this! I luv chris' face when the big guy is singing lol

[DaRealestNiggaKnown]

Gerald Levert

[jessybratcher]

ah the great songs of the 90's 80' and 70's and sometimes the 60's

[msandrews87]

Man i haven't seen this video in forever but i remember it like it was yesterday!!! I miss Gerald Levert, RIP!

[ThaGiver]

whos the guy singing with chris, hes got a nice voice

[mrshorin]

@ThaGiver gerald levert. R.I.P. Gerald!

[Xjaiver]

lol that wud b me class of 99 n sex

[bubblegurl8]

cornbread whats that got to do with the campange room lol

[shilpinator]

lmmmfaoooo!!!!!

[queenberly99]

why no sex in the champagne room?!

[brifitz1980]

Because they've got champagne in the champagne room; but you don't really want that.

[darkhaine]

ahahah yeah thats fuckinnnn funny maaaynnee woww

[zygas25]

is it really bad to have sex in a chamagne D a dude who had sex in a wine cellar

[sabbathofcolorblack]

Cornbread.

[rickybarningham]

@sabbathofcolorblack aint nothin wrong with that

[odawgs04]

I so remember this song!!!!!!!

[biggamepaul]

Tiger Woods apparently didn't listen to his good buddy Chris Rock.

[mujerazteca]

hahahaha!!! that's good! and no, he didn't!

[StrobeLight666]

tiger woods is a champ

[biggamepaul]

Yes, he is.

[decoy00001]

i remember seeing this when i was 7 or so and i was like 'wtf is this and what do those signs mean?'

[efvhs]

whats the song he is making fun of in this video???????? please respond if you know

[jmorr20]

look up a song called "everybody's free to wear sunscreen" by baz luhrmann

[efvhs]

Yup Thats it thanks man

[Dollaboy667]

YOUR LIFE, WHITEBOY.

[TeddyAndStephanie]

This is sooo olddddd ahhaa

[coldthenamug]

If "I" go in, i bet it IS sex in the champagne room! Damn that!

[Jules242]

*sigh...The word is Uncensored. 'Unsensored' means you can see or detect it.

[mpdub09]

lol "cornbread! Aint nuthin wrong with tht!" he so damn random lol

[40wolvessoldier]

RIP GERALD LAVERT

[Lugiamage]

This Sucks

[suizidium]

you gonna die twice:D

[alexfrom302]

You gonna die fuckin!

[ThaSpankie]

remember no sex

[amandaregina831]

why do people quote what they just watched?? pointless

[TheDrizzle206]

i agree, its fuckin stupid

[lsbabe32803]

r.i.p. gerald levert

[DreamingTree1027]

it is a good thing all of you wrote quotes from the song, in case i didn't just watch it, oh wait I am on youtube....this video is hilarious

[xHolySinzX]

If a girl has a tounge ring she'll suck ur d*** if a guy has a tounge ring he'll suck ur d*** =_( ROFL freakin funny

[ca280491]

2:02 WHAT AN ASS !!!

here's a horoscope for everyone :

aquarius : you're gonna die !

capricorn : you're gonna die !

gimini : you're gonna die twice !

leo : you're gonna die !

scorpio : you're gonna die fucking !

than man is so funny !!! XDDDD

[dcpigpen]

"you are NOT his girlfriend." hahaha

[coconutsboi]

cornbread, aint nothin wrong with that lol

[yashespatel]

LOL there really isn't :)

[NYCeddie15]

if a girl has a pierced tougue, she'll problably suck your dick (That'd be great)

if a guy has a pierced tougue, he'll problably suck your dick (I don't want that no!)

[NycBlackout]

no sex in the champagne is said like 50 times awesome

[HisDivineShadow245]

That's because it bears repeating, there is no goddam sex in the goddam champagne room. I am sure there are plenty of niggas who heard dis song and still expect to get lucky in the VIP - IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

[midgiemidge]

"cuz someone smudged ur puma" haha

[JahariKavi]

chris is a damn genius

[clarkpdc]

1:06

[CHYNAHDOLL10]

NO SEX CLICK HERE

[rruagg]

Oh, there's champagne in the champagne room

But, you don't want shempain

[DeeJayMonty]

lol... im loving the comments as much as the video, y'all killin' me, good stuff...

[CAksregulating]

this is great

haha

[Hotsoup4ever]

If a girl says she's 20 and she looks 16...she's 12. LOL

No sex in the champagne room.

[volcomkid777]

this made it too much lmaoo

[colourfulwithaU]

Cornbread is acceptable indeed.

[ejtimm]

This video is so dam stupid,but so funny!

[MoGun5z]

Cornbread, aint nothin' wrong with that!

[chrismcallister2006]

lmao take off that silly ass hat

[mayebella]

haha throwback

[autopreneur]

If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck ur dick (Gerald: That'd b great); If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck ur dick (Gerald: Don't want that)

LMAO

RIP Gerald

[sbux2206]

thank GOD im a Scorpio lol

[roundnsweet1]

if a man has a tongue ring ... lmoa he would probably suck your dick ........ fukkin u know

[jayNerd08]

why spend the next 20 yrs in prison. because someone smudged your puma.. =]

[SmartassXxX]

damn....i remember this from such a long time ago

[dooper111]

"cornbread aint nothin wrong wit dat"haha

[blackgenie]

Hooters has wings??? Really???

[AnimeWatcher1001]

who goes to hooters for wings?

Really?

[DoveLady]

this is so stupid i love this song! favorite part: if a woman tells you she's 26, and she LOOKS 26, she's damn near 40! :D

[LilLuna1985]

Yay I'm a scorpio!!!

"You are gonna die fucking"

"Oh yeah!"

[naymon89]

that girl has an ass like muafucka

[RickyB369]

If a girl has a pierced tongue she'll probly suck your dick

If a guy has a pierced tongue he'll probly suck your dick

XDXD lol

[jdizzleforizzle21]

chris has obviously never been to Nikitas in spartanburg. those strippers will fuck you in the vip room for about 40 bucks

[TheFinalView]

The beat is FUCKIN DOPE!