Disclosures of Cognitions Resulting From Viewer Inquiry #1

[htoontube]

If pangolins are gay, what states in the US will allow them to get married?

[JRChadwick]

I know you already answered a viewer inquiry from from me, but...

What is your favorite video from each of the following channels:

Potholer54debunks,

ThetaOmega,

VenomFangX,

Thundef00t,

AndromedasWake,

dprjones,

Nephilimfree,

JRChadwick (I can be shamelessly vain) :)

[vaganteviajante]

Does the traditional prostate exam makes Fred Phelps gay?

[DeadBabyJesus]

PROPS for the sooner at 1:00!!! Fuck OU. HOOK'EM HORNS!!! TEXAS FIGHT!!!

[jasnom]

The whole video i think hes saying penguins. haha..Im saying to myself, this animal he speaks of does not resemble a penguin. rotf

[DeadBabyJesus]

Pangolin...not penguin

[FlowCell]

How big is half of an infinite universe?

[will070361]

Infinite.

[RustyCyler]

halfinite ?

[FitoSaav]

Cool! I'm there!

mortemdei:

So what the was the shit I just saw that showed pangolins are totally gay?1?!

[nemoauctor]

Most of us know what such a highly self reenforced aversion to pangolins usually suggests!

[StumpyMcPatch]

Would you say tha Pangolins are simply the gayest alive or the gayest ever? And do you think What the Buck would find offense at being compared to a Pangolin

[lennyhipp]

no yakety sax link in the side bar though! :(

[lennyhipp]

very funny!

[raynelycan]

I'm glad your cleared up the gayness of pangolins.

[AnethSvartalf]

Jeeze! you are so random! How many gay looking pinglins does it take to screw in a light bulb on Saturn?

[Stead3111]

I love how Benny Hills Yakety Sax makes ANYTHING funny! Dont worry Mr. Jaguar Jones, it was funny on its own.. but this took it to a whole new level of funny.

[RandyLayhea]

You made me laugh while I'm in a bad mood, Thanks so much, It's just what I needed. Thanks for posting. Nice work friend.

5* and Fav.

[JaguarJ0nes]

That is EXACTLY why I make the videos that I do! Laughter is the best medicine for anything. I don't know why you are in a bad mood but I hope it gets better!

[mortemdei]

Pangolins are not gay, you're a liar

[Gorteenminogue]

I'm convinced. Pangolins are indeed totally gay.

[philman302]

Lmao, corn nuts.

[MpowerdAPE]

yea i got a question. IS THAT IT?

but......no, ok point taken. just dont do that again. NO MORE pangolins and NO MORE yakety sax.

in the mean time i will attempt to placate the pangolin anti-defamation society and generally keep them from persuing continued legal action.

you'd think that at the very least threats of bodily injury or said legal action would warrent an honorable mention in the vid...........

[freedom0f5peech]

I see my question was too intense for you ;-P

[Cyrathil]

I change my mind, I repent! You've shown me the truth. And I'm also glad you finally did the proof of why Pangolins are gay, so I could finally see for myself. I guess I was sheltered, I've never seen a Pangolin.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Did I say your name right?

[Cyrathil]

The "cyr" is more of a "sear" sound, but it's not like it's a common name, so unless they can read minds, I don't expect people to get it. Besides I was just happy to have a part in your video!

[pro272727]

You could just not say douche? to easy?

And yes the end with the pangolins is for sure the gayest thing I have ever seen!!

[heyxluno]

Well I think they're cute.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Did I pronounce your name right?

[heyxluno]

luno is pronounced more like loo-no and not loo-new. 'hey luno' is a song. about a flying horsenamed luno.

[Cowinspace]

The reasoning behind why gay looking pangolins are not cute sounded a bit personal, could we be getting close to the traumatic incident between JJ and pangolin?

Show us where he touched you JJ, show us on the doll.......

[JaguarJ0nes]

Armchair psychoanalysis will get you know where....gimmie the doll....

[SlckJwdBtnk]

LOL JJ. Fuckin' hilarious.

5/5

Question.  What percentage of Liza Minnelli albums are bought by pangolins each year?

[evacuationplanb]

I would guess close to 100

[Cyrathil]

It's a trick question, she IS a Pangolin, so it doesn't matter.

[Thejugglingbum]

awesome

[SubRandomv6]

Nobody? Really? I'm going to have to be the one to do this?

[Bobbiethejean]

As a pangolin, I find your evidence highly unconvincing. *prances off*

[JohnTraviss]

Forgery, i tell you!!! Forgery!!!!

[BionicDance]

No, really...can I have a cookie?

[dprjones]

Is "gayness" a life choice for pangolins?

[Surathan]

No.

Dpr, it isnt

[JaguarJ0nes]

I'll answer the fuckin' questions 'round here if you don't mind!

[Surathan]

HA!

I do mind :-P

Sorry Jag

[FitoSaav]

My doctor is affiliated with pangolins.

[JaguarJ0nes]

I will go to the doctor if you go to the doctor.

[Surathan]

ROFL

This video is Epic Win.

[FitoSaav]

Ok

I was wrong, pangolins are broadway gay.

[blurglide]

They're like a mammalian stegosaurus. That's pretty bad-ass!

[AntiCitizenX]

I'm not convinced. I'd still prefer getting stuck with the pangolin over PCS. Then at least I wouldn't have to listen to any drivel about how I'm going to hell.

[ThetaOmega]

Ok, who would you rather be caught in a lift for 6 hours with, a gay-looking pangolin or Nephilimfree?

[JaguarJ0nes]

That is a tough one!

[ThetaOmega]

Lol. You would probably be better of with the Pangolin. That is taking into account your explanation of why they aren't cute.

[Surathan]

Ooooooo thats a tough one.

[ThetaOmega]

Indeed, but still I doubt there is anything in the world I'd want to be locked in a lift with less than Nephilimfree. That includes razor-blade wielding exploding death robots.

[Surathan]

Wow.

[ragetony]

That is fucking awesome that they walk on there hind legs.  They're still gay.

[Ofrolvi]

oh butt wiggle

[ren12386]

Fair enough, they r gay.

[MillionSword]

lol. I love pangolins.

[crazyJEEG]

Everything is funnier with yakety sax!

[JaguarJ0nes]

Thank Boots Randolph for that!

[StumpyMcPatch]

Thank you for showing the evidence.

[Bluefinger1987]

Lulz, my comment wasn't in exception, but in support. Pangolins are so gay, they are FABULOUS (Said with a slight lisp for extra gayness). Such is the corruptive effect of Pangolins that mentioning them in a post or video is dangerous, as they can make a comment or video seem gay by association.

:P

[JaguarJ0nes]

I know, I was just trying to fit it in.

[NoSz4]

lmfao, man you are to funny.

Damn gayass pagolins!!!

[Yevhen123]

They are so gay.

[infinity730]

Yay! Answers, and gay pangolins!