Clerks 2 II - Lord of the Rings

[TheRealThreeP]

"Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whippin' out your preciouses."

[JRHartly1984]

A definitive critique of the LOTR trilogy!

[227060]

fuck knows what Randall would've said if the guy was a Potter fan

[laurence265]

the analysis of a buffoon

[UntitledHome]

I fucking love the Lord of the Rings. But I have to agree... Sam did give Frodo a super gay look at the end of Return.

[fable896]

the only thing i like about lord of the rings is that it puts me to sleep at night because of how boring it fucking is

[mastaotenko]

I still don't get why it's a problem that they had a destination, it was an adventure/journey type thing. It doesn't need to be over complicated, while I love the 1st 3 star wars the newer ones are so plagued with issues that it has permanently stained the series.

[sinbysin666]

@mastaotenko It was overly complicated.

[mastaotenko]

@sinbysin666 Not the over all thing ("epics" do tend to get convoluted like that) I ment the premis was simple

[UrbanTory]

Just watched LOTR again, Randall has ruined it for me!

[Jobberissososexy]

Lord of the Rings FTW

[painlessissuicide]

Clerks 2 II?

[FjAmieG]

he threw up because of him sayin that he shit in frodo's mouth lol

[Gambino199]

FUCKIN A....

[Officialferalchaos]

randall told the sad truth about lord of the rings

[InfiniteMisery003]

"i'm gonna kick your ass back to the shire if you dont shut your fucking mouth."

LMFAO he says that with such passion.

[BLlNK]

I hope you guys realize it IS possible to like both of them.

[FjAmieG]

Even the fuckin trees walked in those movies... lol so funny

[begial]

Ok why did he throw up?

[MrsPretty15]

star wars rock! hehe

[MrSavannahD]

"Fuckin A"

Those movies were so boring, I fell asleep three times during "fellowship" twice for "towers" and FOUR times during "return"...

[rodrisk6]

fucking "A"

[MrNationalf]

"when frito wakes up from his comer, and all the liitle hobbits are jumping on his bed" fuckn hilarious!!!! brought tears to my eyes, i was laughing so hard!

[pookiesational]

love how he says saunter idk why i just get a pic in mah mind of the hobbit walking like a pedo bear towards frodo haha

[Thegreatjoker13]

i pissed off my friend when i told him the same fuckin thing... I was like LOTR was 3 movies of them walkin to a fuckin valcano n did what randall did.. We saw the movie n we were bored at work n in the end we were laughin...

[HighPriestofLemuria]

"Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies!" lol

[slingzent]

Jay and Silent Bob they the BEST!!

[chrom66DEMON]

I HOPE THEY MAKE A 4!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IggyHazard]

Randall is so nuts. It doesn't even matter what he's talking about. He's hilarious in every scene! XD

Oh, and in Jar Jar's defense, he fits the same classic archetype as Pippin. Sure, Pippin was written better, but that's beside the point.

[jsh1fatherof4]

Star wars

[smithysproductionz]

Lord of the Rings FTW

[Mrsnakeskinboot]

Comicon 2005 i had an argument with a guy dressed as a hobit that was very simmilar to this. i was supporting starwars and he was supporting lord of the rings. we argued for about 20 minutes. i didnt make him puke but i won the argument. when i saw this part of the movie it made me remember that argument

[bbbbbb222222]

I liked both :).

Of course LOTR is a way more complex universe, since it started as a series of novels.

[BeastLingo42]

@bbbbbb222222

I almost started arguing with you.

[bbbbbb222222]

@BeastLingo42 then you realised that what I said was correct :)

[KlaymenDel]

What does "Fucking A" phrase mean ?

[WRK004]

@KlaymenDel It's the same as "right on". Basically he agrees with what Randall is saying in his arguement.

[KlaymenDel]

@WRK004 Oh. Okay. Thank you.

[someloser190]

Even the fucking trees walk in those movies 

[08mohawk]

luke kisses his sister.. HAHA

[KrazzzyKyle]

Fuckin A

[halonerd69971]

haa lord of the rings fuckin suck

[BluUnduli]

@halonerd69971 u fail 

[TheChaleco24]

Fuckin hilarious hahaha :D

[codebreaker2001]

6 people disliked this video because they know, deep down, Randall is right about the whole thing.

[BgKnoccoutGangstaDre]

@codebreaker2001 8*

[codebreaker2001]

@BgKnoccoutGangstaDre 8 now, it was 6 5 months ago. Still doesn't change the act that they know deep down that Randall is right.

[TheBioLover]

@codebreaker2001 He is not right. He simplified Lord of the Rings, the ultimately superior film over Star Wars.

[codebreaker2001]

@TheBioLover Actually, he is right. But you're entitled to your opinion if you don't think he is.

[Nicecatholicgirl]

Hey, faggot, they're not gay, they're hobbits.

[kitchensck]

Oh, sick burn.

LOL!

[SimonKoak]

like a boss

[ball1nbynature]

fuckin a

[AJCM3]

LOTR & Star Wars>Girls  lol

[Psipunisher]

Matrix > LOTR = Star Wars

:D

[foolthatpool]

Lotr > star wars

deal with it nerds

[TheUnfound]

@foolthatpool ..i'm sorry, which team are the nerds on?

[rsykes999]

Brain Dead is Peters best movie! Hoping Hobbit is the bomb!



[GeorgeMcSandcracker]

I liked both LotR and Star Wars, but this is my favorite part of Clerks 2.

[PufferBluntman]

Fuckin' A

[muddog1561]

This is funny, arguing over movies.

[lorddorron2383]

Star wars fucking nerd made this part of the show. Clearly geluZz of the lotr seccess that star wars never had

[bpoohed189]

oh, yeah. randall is such an idiot for saying that xD. thats like saying all of star wars is "oh shit the empire","oh shit the empire","oh shit the empi-wait...nvm, we won"

[ConnDevi88]

Peter's best film will always be Dead-Alive!

[MegatonMadMan]

"Oh, what the fuck happened to this world?"

[jakers12345678]

sam dauncey is a huge homosexual add him on facebook and give him abuse

[tubeyou705]

jake whitlock is a dick - add him on facebook and send him your love. thanks

[NineTailsDemonFox]

"That look wa so gay I thought sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to frodo and suck his fucking cock - now that would've been a worthy academy award ending."

lolz

[MarinezLoveRSToo]

Star Wars and LOTR both eat donkey shit!

[ELVENxARCHER]

fuk that quir,lotr 4 ever

[surfdudezuri]

suck all the HOBBITS MINI COCKS! u fucking fag!

[OppositesAttract1]

oh.. This movie owns xD I also love the scene where Elias goes *holds up onion ring* One ring to rule them all..

[viviknows]

omg i love this part when he shows the trilogy:D:D:D fuckin awesome

[koolbro25]

LORD OF THE RINGS RULES

[whitesoxbuff]

I'm wondering what would happen with The Dark Knight.

[MISANTHROPY647]

Star Wars FTW

[elementohsix]

i will kick your ass back to the shire LMFAO!!!

[jaecourt]

"hey faggot they're not gay their hobbits" loL

[mermaidkiss2]

lmao i love how that guy threw up

[zikten]

I love Star Wars, but LOTR was good too.

[fangwoman]

The dude with the Mooby hat is so cute! =3

[Wigtilo]

Fucking A, Return of the jedi

[Nargaaz]

i love how people are actually arguing through comments without realizing that the scene is about how stupid the very same arguing is

[purplenurps]

@Nargaaz No he's saying lotr is boring as shit

[meanmachine210]

lord of the rings is so boring

[mrtalented16]

Star Wars is the shit. Fuck the Rings.

[Sylar482]

LO THAT WAS A FUNNY MOVIE

[mxixlxexy]

hes not "down" with the trilogy. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

[SONAR1111]

fucking a

[KAzZHammeR]

George Lucas is a retarded fat fuck!

[c02615223]

They should strap up jackson and lucas in yokozuna outfits and make the two tubes slap flab

[coolnap]

That was all true. And fuck that guy for insulting George Lucas.

[thedudesd]

spittin da truth