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  • aahh dis deep so I voted for LIL JON for a Shorty Award in music! 2012 at "shortyawards"

  • 3:08 WTF???

  • CARAKA ESSE VIDEO É FROIDA !! I'M BRAZILIAN

  • Lov'in the video!!!

  • i swear there be sum stupid ass bitches on Maury tho...they know they been around n dey sey dey 100/1000% that the guys da father LMFAO!!! Shows u how trashy HOES are now days!!! n DA guys are just as bad cus dey know dey fukin sum dirty ass pussy!

    Fukin makes me sick to my stomach/ HAvent yall heard of strapin up!!!

  • Is it wrong that I'm a girl and I love this song? XD

  • 2:00 so cutee

  • 1:59 SO CUTE

  • iom aw thug, that baby ain't..

    epic statement lmao

  • dont like da shark picture at all

  • MY GURL GOT PREGO AND I JUST BUMPD THIS SONG LOL

  • What. That crazy funny. Love!!!!

  • THAT BUM ASS LADY GOT NUN ELSE TO DO SHIT

  • shady weak ass whores

  • i love how 1 of the babies is by achol and a class of acholl and he looks like hes drunk lmao

  • LOL go to this site if your high funny-ish.co.nr

  • wen da first dude found out he wasnt da father he was jumpin and actin like MJ LMAO

  • 1:06 that baby definitely dont look like me xDDDD

  • 1:02... *speechless*

  • t.i. pic was cute lol

  • @ LoveJustibBeiber6754 because you like justin bieber

  • DUDE HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT A CUTE LITTLE BABY 

  • lmao tht woman gannin mad and its not his lmfao

  • i dont like this video

  • i love it!!

  • gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,,,, fuck you

  • G's up Ho's down mafucka!

  • i liked how the stereo just happened to be sitting on a case of crunk.

  • -_-niqqz violated best rappers singers and comedians at da end...mad wack 4dat.everthing else ok tho

  • Unnecessary to comment, just peep......

  • You kept me! Do you have the baby? you could teach some talents to the kids.(Early retirement) Great stuff keep it up. From White boy

  • lmfaoo

  • yall need to stop

  • maury needs to play this while the dudes are dancing, and keep the camera on the dudes, fuck the hoes.

  • @keonisan WOOOOO HOOOOOO for realll!!!

  • stupit black momma

  • baahahahaha! this song is the shit! fucking loved it yo.

  • YOUTUBE BITCH!!!!!

  • small penis

  • kanye*

  • did anyone else find the kayne baby....kinda believable?

  • that baby don't look like me bitch

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO i love it!!!!

  • nice video man love it

  • lmao.

  • nononnonono that baby looks like a reggea sean paul ;)

    BICHT you heard maurey!

  • That baby dont look like me

    i´m sorry bitch you heard maurey :D

    great track (it look like just a reggea sean paul) :D

  • hahahahaha pussy eyes thats awesome why would a rapper say that he had pussy eyes

  • we've reached peak music. no music should be made after this

  • This shit is the gag! Shawty put n jon yall sick!

  • that baby cock-eyed, and i got pussy eyes....lmfao

  • SLEEPY eyes you asshat. Does pussy eyes even make senes???

  • sleepy eyes? asshat? sleepy eyes makes less sense then pussy eyes. that babys "cock" eyed. and i got "pussy" eyes. get it? who am i kidding, of course you dont.

  • Are you fucking kidding me?? Tell me you're not serious! GOOGLE "cockeyed" its slang for a REAL condition, like being cross eyed!! Sleepy eye is real too...like a lazy eye or eyes that look tired all the time.

    You've never heard anyone use those terms?

    Wow you're a fucking idiot. HAHAHAHA!

  • well no shit sherlock. thats has nothing to do with what he says in the song. im not the fucking idiot. you just said something that is completely irrelevant to what I said. you fucking douche. get some common sense, its free. damn, you CANT fix stupid.

  • Hahaha, thank you..you beat me to it.

  • 1:02 kinda freak me out at first

  • LoL He said "I was chubby" not "I'm a thug"

  • lmfao

  • ;P;

  • the beat is tight!

  • awesomeness

  • sick video!sick song lol should put that shit on an album

  • lol

  • cracked me up lmao

  • lolololol DAT BABY DONT LOOK LIKE ME LOLOL

  • lmfao @ 2:35 ''I'm a thug and that baby ain't.''

  • LMGDAO XD

  • God bless America...

  • I'm DEFINITELY dedicating this song to my dumb ass brother-in-law. He just got back with his ex-girlfriend who's ALREADY 3 months pregnant (again) !! And they got back together less than a month ago!

    The first child wasnt his, it was another guy. What REALLY makes him this 2nd baby is his? She's a gold-digging skank, cant stand her ass.

    Imma laugh and play this song when this dude finds out that baby aint his!!! (and he can deny it all he wants, too)

  • Go to jerry springer to fight about the cheating then go to maury for the DNA test

  • he thinks its his because shes a skank aka easy sex, they broke up sure, doesnt mean they werent still fucking up the sheets, ya dig?

  • @hellfreezeover26 is it his

  • @hellfreezeover26 lol we all know some one who tire to name A person after theyve slept with half a footie team love it lmfao 

  • That Baby don´t look like me. lol

  • hahhaha baby...hahhaha:D

  • dats da shits keep it cumming!!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • wow thats all im gunna say....

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  • this cracks me up

  • Hey why does da baby look like my friends lmao

  • haha tht wAs funii

  • Wow. Bunch of classy guys we got here.

  • dat funny , good job

  • dat baby.UGLY!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

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  • lol wow you fuckt all the stars up lmao

  • dem foos crazy 4 diz 1

  • 3:11 i would bang that bitch so badly.

  • I aint that babies pappy!

  • this video is stupid as hell but is funny as hell to

  • I <3 This Songg.

  • lol i hate rap but this song is funny

  • some of the fotos are really funny!

  • this song is the shit

  • DAT BABY DUN LOOK LIEK MEEH

  • Why the fuck is the video upside down?!

  • april fool

  • Ha ha T-pain

  • Dat was tight!

  • funny song

  • 1 min and 3 seconds oh dam ha ha

  • maury povich is a jewish piece of shit.

  • that waz hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 57 seconds reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup for some reason...ugh...now im nauseated

  • oh god....i love tht vid

  • What the hell??? It took me a while to get over that....ugh.

    You nasty sick fuck.

  • oh my was taking the piss

  • XD 0:57

  • LOL 'didnt he say yo name on freak-a-leak'

  • Oh man, that was great!

  • niceee! bad ass jam, haha all the rapper faces on babies hahaha! nice!

  • XDDD hahaha lol :D

  • thats sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet man fuck thats awsome

  • lol 2:01

  • Shit try gucci man bitch he might be but that baby dont look like me

    hahah

  • fiddy cent lol

  • this is song is amazing lol

  • GD this is my shit. I love it. Lol

  • Lmao @ The R.Kelly baby haha!

  • i wish i could say this was my ex mans song !!!!!!!!!!

  • this song is so 4 my ex and his new woman who is apparently having HIS baby lol.. when that baby comes out and i see it dont look like him, im playing this song to them lmfao..

  • lmao

  • this song is deticated to my ex lol

  • this shit is so wrong and so hilarious

  • dat baby dont look like me.....

  • where my babies at.......you know they all kind of look like their fathers.....!!!! "look at thme eyes, them ears......" hahaha

  • 2:01 EPIC

  • BOMB SONG

  • lol when he found out he wasn't the father he did the moon walk.. Awesome beat!! lovin the song :)

  • ....I always hated Maury doing that "baby daddy" shit...disgrace to my race...don't want to claim being black damn.......

  • Why am I not surprised that the majority of people who enjoyed this video lack propor spelling and grammar?

  • "propor"? .... I take it you liked the video too. lol.

  • proper dude

  • Yes, I see it now. Sort of defeats the purpose of my comment, eh?

  • hahahahahaha kids wat do u say when u meet a nice man??? ARE YOU MY DADDY!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • lol... 0:58!!!

  • lol this the shit

  • hahahhaha aren't the babies cute???

  • THIS VID BETTER THAN THE REMIX

  • Fiyah video. I stumbled onto this unknown musician but I swear he is going places. Search "Vthov Obama Inauguration Song" This guy is very talented.

  • "DAT BABY COCKEYED AND I GOT STRAIT EYES DAT AINT MY BABY!!!!"funny as hell