Go to Bullshido's Martial Arts Encyclopedia to learn the truth about Ashida Kim. This video is evidence enough that he is a novice martial artist at best. He is also a fraud who sells fake black belt certificates on the internet and operates under false names.
But master Kim,when I had my private lesson with you and you demonstrated the 'driving the fingers into the hole',you showed an alternative 'application' for the technique,which you said was a secret so deadly that I had to swear a special 'ninja oath' not to reveal it to anyone else-especially not my parents or teachers...!?
This dude is full of shit. Take it from a filipino, you need to make claws to rake the eyes. Use your thumbs to slide under the eyeball and scoop it out. It is actually difficult to scoop an eye out because the reflexes are so strong. If you don't believe me, you are stupid and need knuckles in your eyes. The lids close quickly because the need to protect the eyes is so strong. So you need to use force. This dude is a fucking joke. He put out a flame. I can do that with breathe.
Wait i'm confused is he pretending to be a ninja? This video makes him appear to be some sort of ancient Kung-Fu master or should I say that his co-ordination makes him appear that way
I'm guessing this was done in the mid 70's? As much as these frauds bother me on principle part of me marvels at the US ninja boom subculture. I mean back then I think most Americans didn't know much about martial arts. I bet someone with a mask and a few moves could look like a badass. It must have been quite a rush for a nobody like Kim to be treated like a superhero in his little niche. Checkout clerk by day, but ninja killer by night. Like role playing, except people believed you.
will someone please tell me how to get ahold of this guy, im 22 and i just want to beat him up for shits n giggles n while i do it, im gonna wear a mask and a ninja outfit 2 make him even feel more like a punk lol n at the end i will say i am the master of dim mak ahhaahha
You have to love the dreamy music in the background. I give Ashida four stars for his entertainment value. Its funny when he gets other martial artist's upset.
@xray3delta ah yes, for me it was 'ninja death touch'. around the same age, though I felt I had need to do so, given that it was illegal in my state of upbringing to carry nunchuka in my book bag to school should the need ever arise again, so after reviewing this text, did so anyways. I hope there is a hell, just for guys like him. truly.
What a fucking goober. If he hadn't spent the past 30 years up his own ass and maybe actually learned some martial arts, ironically he might not be so shit.
@datiwas lmao! I also supported this fool until I met him 12 years ago. I bought all his bullshit books thinking I would be a badass fighter, I was wrong. His in person demonstartions were embarassing to watch. :D
@Vanguard45 especially @ something that otherwise might amount to a sense of civic responsibility. or some reference to being accountable to any sort of truth.
he even missed the eyes in slowmo 0:55
Kimith 1 month ago
Hey datiwas! I did the same thing when I was 12 or so. I am also embaressed! What a fraud! I laugh at his stupid ass now!
flagface4 3 months ago
Go to Bullshido's Martial Arts Encyclopedia to learn the truth about Ashida Kim. This video is evidence enough that he is a novice martial artist at best. He is also a fraud who sells fake black belt certificates on the internet and operates under false names.
storyacoustic 3 months ago
But master Kim,when I had my private lesson with you and you demonstrated the 'driving the fingers into the hole',you showed an alternative 'application' for the technique,which you said was a secret so deadly that I had to swear a special 'ninja oath' not to reveal it to anyone else-especially not my parents or teachers...!?
seerauberjohnny 6 months ago 3
@seerauberjohnny laaaaawl!!! xD tou-fucking-ché!
LycanRace 5 months ago
This dude is full of shit. Take it from a filipino, you need to make claws to rake the eyes. Use your thumbs to slide under the eyeball and scoop it out. It is actually difficult to scoop an eye out because the reflexes are so strong. If you don't believe me, you are stupid and need knuckles in your eyes. The lids close quickly because the need to protect the eyes is so strong. So you need to use force. This dude is a fucking joke. He put out a flame. I can do that with breathe.
e6f6e616 6 months ago 2
This is what will happen to you if you spend all day getting high & watching kung fu movies.
TheOneNo20 7 months ago 2
lol
ReBootLord 8 months ago
I am batman...
trunitus123 8 months ago
I would,nt even pay this guy $5.00 for a lesson
guitarlover889 9 months ago
Wait i'm confused is he pretending to be a ninja? This video makes him appear to be some sort of ancient Kung-Fu master or should I say that his co-ordination makes him appear that way
taijutsuassassin 10 months ago
I'm guessing this was done in the mid 70's? As much as these frauds bother me on principle part of me marvels at the US ninja boom subculture. I mean back then I think most Americans didn't know much about martial arts. I bet someone with a mask and a few moves could look like a badass. It must have been quite a rush for a nobody like Kim to be treated like a superhero in his little niche. Checkout clerk by day, but ninja killer by night. Like role playing, except people believed you.
MarshalNey13 1 year ago
will someone please tell me how to get ahold of this guy, im 22 and i just want to beat him up for shits n giggles n while i do it, im gonna wear a mask and a ninja outfit 2 make him even feel more like a punk lol n at the end i will say i am the master of dim mak ahhaahha
babyface0514 1 year ago
@babyface0514 he in Florida..that state im from ..i wish i can visit but it's bit far.
hotpopcorncake 6 months ago
You have to love the dreamy music in the background. I give Ashida four stars for his entertainment value. Its funny when he gets other martial artist's upset.
JWMuslim 1 year ago
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JWMuslim 1 year ago
rolf
hotpopcorncake 1 year ago
@xray3delta ah yes, for me it was 'ninja death touch'. around the same age, though I felt I had need to do so, given that it was illegal in my state of upbringing to carry nunchuka in my book bag to school should the need ever arise again, so after reviewing this text, did so anyways. I hope there is a hell, just for guys like him. truly.
datiwas 1 year ago
What, no "fisting" jokes?...lol.
BGZBadboy 1 year ago
What a fucking goober. If he hadn't spent the past 30 years up his own ass and maybe actually learned some martial arts, ironically he might not be so shit.
aisukurimusandoichi 1 year ago
im sorry to report that i bought his book on 'death touch' when i was 9 years old.
I helped him eat :( Im very sorry please forgive me.
datiwas 1 year ago 19
@datiwas did you kill someone? I mean... with the book :)
StudioOfDah 9 months ago
@datiwas lmao! I also supported this fool until I met him 12 years ago. I bought all his bullshit books thinking I would be a badass fighter, I was wrong. His in person demonstartions were embarassing to watch. :D
pinheadmachine23 1 week ago
YAY.........its the fake ashida kim.
fardisghomeshi 1 year ago
YIKES!! Did you see him hit that gong?!! That looks like it would REALLY hurt!!! LOL!!! Where did he make that shit, in his garage?!!! ROFL!!!!!
hammythecanman 1 year ago
I am guessing OTHER things are small with this guy as well!
Vanguard45 2 years ago 8
@Vanguard45 especially @ something that otherwise might amount to a sense of civic responsibility. or some reference to being accountable to any sort of truth.
datiwas 1 year ago