Mr. Met takes out his frustration on the fans at Citi Field.

[Type2much]

LOOOOOOOOL

[curlymolly70]

they told me there is no such thing as a professional hottubber........... them bastards ruined my dream!

[BreakingNewsNow1]

Most people do not know that Mr. Price was in a very bad accident that resulted in sever brain damage. Do not ridicule the mentally handicapped!

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

Poor Terry Gilliam. He's been planning that barbeque for years. Shame really.

[williamq19]

pleasingly wiggling :D

[MultiHeartrock]

Where's that water-skiing shot from? Dude's hotttt~

[virus6hh]

that bee is going fucking nuts



[SmallpoxRot]

That is one empty stadium.

[leamese]

NEAR CONSTANT SUNSHINE .. Chemtrails. just saying

[bgreen97]

the "for those who like to waste their summer surfing on the goddamned internet" part made me sad

[ZeoZeed]

LOL the bee caught me so off guard I had to lol so loud!

[cd949604]

95 people got attack by bees that were going fucking nuts

[djtrixen]

...another sparsely attended game. LOL f*** the Mets... (well, for that matter, f*** the Yankees too... hahahaha) ;D

[niiidar]

[i]test[/i]

[soybludemon]

As a proud member of the Fish Community I demand immediate actions to be taken!

[SergeiMosinJr]

Great content, terrible narrator.



[Dragon7231]

the bee remark way to funny.



[alixtron]

"who have described it as 'pleasingly wiggly' and 'minow-esque'" is a killer line - we must warn the fish!!

[guitargod909]

PLEASINGLY WIGGLY.

[NebulousSquirrel]

hmmm 1:03... no that bee is definatly a wasp

XD at everything else

[vondur6]

This just shows that The Onion actually listens to its viewers. Good job, Onion! These really are getting better.

[boss1001]

These are so random and so good. XD

[nickidtube]

this was really good guys

[kesun15]

LOL @ bee.

[WeaponControls]

The commentator's voice just completely ruins the funny in this video.

[DTMTroy]

@WeaponControls much the same way you ruin the funny in the video by your comment.

[acsetpoint]

That guy wasn't water skiing.

[macchonk007]

lol at Mr. Met

[AzraelTheOne]

Your writers are just getting better and better. They probably the best comedy writers that there are out there

[orangeapples]

oh man, if you don't let that news fully digest before getting in the pool, lets just say it required 457 balloons, a hazmat team and the blood orchid.

[RunningHalo3andMW2]

Id be friends with that RC car

[MasterOGA]

Wow, this was pretty bad.....

[Th4w]

your mom can best describe the pleasingly wiggly object.

[frazzzer8888]

I'm just happy it's not the AV Club.

[Zomwat]

YES, YES, YES. A NEW COMMENTATOR

[jplosman55]

i am being completely honest when i say... i want the old reporter back.

[cobolt13]

That remote control car is a boss. Good on him.

[joelegardner]

New voice! Hallelujah!

[MathewWii]

A bee xD

[suxxatguitar]

Exactly why the onion will never win a pullitzer. That was no fucking bee.

[TheFartoholic]

@suxxatguitar ITSABEEIFTHEONIONSAYSITISASSHO­LE

[ryswe]

what just happened

[dillonator42]

haha surfing the goddamned internet... oh wait.

[joshuafrye182]

Noting more evil than the blood soaked smile of Mr. Met.

[Zeon707]

That bee is going fucking nuts

[PeterBZ]

@Zeon707 I lol'ed so hard at that part

[Zeon707]

@PeterBZ Yeah man.

[MrPaulAlcantara]

: P

[Nielsen700]

These are always lame.

[Hibiscus41191]

THE BEE

[SoccerDudeACW]

pleasingly wiggly

[prevertedoldman]

fucking bee. lolz.

[Grasslander]

Why did they cancel fall already? Did the ratings go down? Now we never get to see how it ends!

[Strangelic]

@Grasslander I don't care. Every season starts with a great, colorfull set design and ends with this dull, mostly black and white pictures and this big-shaped character stuck in the chimney, shouting Ho-Ho-Ho.

3 billion years of the same fat-joke are enough.

[Sandfire75]

0:11 Yup, that's me.

[ezelouie]

45 minutes? shit its gone up from 30?

[TruthWatch]

@ezelouie people eat more these days, have you seen all the fatties?

[scottnoclue88]

Ohhh god that was awesome.

[tomthefunky]

Michele Obama is a tranny. Tell the people.

[PunchSydeiron]

The sun goes out for a few seconds. Lol.

[lambdaofbacon]

Well fuck... I guess Fall is always cancelled in Texas...

[Monxy100]

Uhh, I remember the good old Onion...

Subtle and great...

But the newer ones suck, really.

[jeremyshambles]

a terry gilliam bbq is always a production nightmare. great grilled corn though....

[bleachzeldakid]

BEST ONE SO FAR.

[SharkDude1]

What happened here??? The Onion USED to be funny and GREAT!! Who is the Idiot that thought it was a good Idea to change the format to this crap!! Did the Onion get bought out? What in the hell happened!!

[FreeFromWar]

Onion news went from satarical to nonsensical.

[mrx0066600]

Damn it Onion, now you're starting to look like the fake news on the Lame stream media.

[Grayhawk33]

The onion has regained its form!

[descreto]

Fall got replaced by Autumn.

[MrPacMan36]

Glad they got a new narrator on this sh--.

[fgfuyfyuiuyf]

I love these reviews! They're so fucking awesome. I'd kill a man every week to keep these babies coming.

[AmericanPride1234]

never did like Fall season anyway. Can you take out winter as well?

[lukethegreat101]

that was a wasp, now im thinking this onion news isnt very accurate

[ToTehMoon]

they improved these review segments substantially. they were terrible before, but it was a good idea in theory and they are getting there

[ShaktipatSeer2]

"Minnowesque"

[itsthebrew93]

Funny, but I wish these would have the title of Week in Review or something like that because I wanted a full length video talking about how Mr.  Met took out his frustrations =(

[Uatemydoodle]

these short on es are a lot better

[ZTM420]

Mr Met is hilarious

[Haiioo]

I really like this new voice more than the old one. Good job, Onion.

[jussts]

LOL, poor Terry Gilliam.

[terminatorgir]

thats a better voice

[Blackduck606]

What is this I don't even —

[ziblikh]

Tobby turner needs to present some of these Onion news.

[itisnotmeMARCO]

@ziblikh i was thinking more along the lines of morgan freeman

[R3dp055um]

@itisnotmeMARCO

Gordon Freeman > Morgan Freeman

[Towelietowel]

Ah, a fishing joke! Been a long time since I heard one

[smg7320]

Hot tubbin'

[ffsnametaken]

These news summaries are getting better/funnier

[somesanity1]

fuck this types of vids.. regular onion only

[thefinalpie]

@somesanity1 lol umad?

[TeamIzlude]

FINALLY they changed the voice.

[hawk222]

I think he means "going nucking futs."

[LowStackTom]

I just can´t realy apreciate this, sry.

but that´s maybe because I´m just german ...

[frankensteinmoneymac]

@LowStackTom But Germans have such a great sense of humor! I learned that from South Park!

[LowStackTom]

@frankensteinmoneymac u probably think of canadians ;)

[frankensteinmoneymac]

@LowStackTom Naw....I'm making a reference to a recent South Park Episode, where the South Park school hosts some Comedy Awards Show, and Germans get voted the least funny people in the world...so they of course get quite angry and build a Comedy Robot to prove they are funny....only the robot goes rouge and tries to kill all the humans.....I guess only those that caught the episode would get the reference, though. :)

[LowStackTom]

@frankensteinmoneymac lol,a comedy robot. sounds like ve vould inwent somezings like zat. us and the japanese ... ;))

actually: there are some practicing german stand-ups of who i think as robots. names are not even worth to be mentioned here.

thx for info, bro!

[Fischerspoonraff]

I hope I never hear that fucking old narrator ever fucking again.

[psychee1]

@Fischerspoonraff New one is totally alright though.

[Frapazoid]

I didn't even notice there was a new narrater, but I always liked these clips.

[bambapabbi]

awesome

[kiddhitta]

im only on the internet because im waiting to get picked up by a bunch of hot girls so we can go to the beach.......im so lonely

[piecrust8]

Yay. A new narrator. :D

[LordCorinth]

truly funny, great job :)

[matchu4444]

Finally!! Universal lawn care! It's about time!

[FDASARO]

This narrator is way better than the old one

[MrVulgaris]

@FDASARO Agreed

[CurlyJewfro]

The replaced the monotone guy!! :D

[generalkyletheman]

1:06 He was wakeboarding not water skiing.

[TheOpusofCharlie]

i prefer the old narrator, he gave it a more realistic tone

[clngogo]

ahhh sh*t. i guess i cant swim at my swim meet wich starts in the next 15 minutes!

[cas343]

Thank you for getting someone else to do the voice over.

[BrokGlass]

Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if you love sex. My parents though I was watching porn. 310 views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise!

There. Now you only have to read one comment

[zzalybyrd]

@BrokGlass thumbing you down just for the lulz

[MrDarthroadkill]

@BrokGlass you almost make the people who post things like that sound stupid...

[andrespereyda]

i'm like that rc car

[lm108]

A bee stuck between the screen and the front door is going fucking nuts hahahahah

[frazzzer8888]

This vid seems like it was written and produced 10 years ago.

A little too cheesy and forced compared to their newer subtler stuff.

[bobbyhill3323]

Much better than the old narrator.

[mans1ay3r]

this was great

[FlashAndFilm]

The Onion is NOT Funny. Unsubscribing!

[MadeinBangladesh0235]

@FlashAndFilm lol no body gives a fuck dumbass

[bam10333333]

@FlashAndFilm lol you obviously don't have a sense of humor. Go cry little kid.

[keith3d]

I found this video pleasingly wiggly and minnow-esque

[doctorjohn666]

24 people wanted winter canceled instead

[brandonr85]

If only we could cancel fall...

[ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO]

I was there when the shiny object appeared!!!

[IcoVir]

"a bee stuck between the screen and the front door is going fucking nuts" LMAO OMG...

[Iwubchickenwubbins]

Isn't it a waste not to spend all of your summer on the internet?

[VenusAsABoyFilms]

fall cancelled. lol too real. way too real.

[gundamnduke0]

isnt that what local news shows?

[Sylar03]

Please...Texas cancelled fall years ago.

[TheChum12]

yay for the new narrator, nay for the lack of funny

[renegaed]

Yes this pretty much sums up this week's top news stories!

[gFOXx17ftw]

OH MY GOD THAT RC CAR COULD GET A DOUBLE KILL!!!

[renegaed]

@gFOXx17ftw hahaha so true!

[joeheshy]

@gFOXx17ftw black ops sucks but good work

[DenizenoftheInternet]

it's 3PM and I'm sitting here in my underwear, playing minesweeper and surfing the internet. dammit.

[JoelMatton]

@DenizenoftheInternet I'm doing the same thing except it's 9PM, and it's a goddamn friday. I thought I was the only person who played minesweeper.

[keith3d]

@JoelMatton lol me too. minesweeper's addicting...

[suicidefilming]

Am I the only one who thought of World War Z when I looked at the title?

[insaniteh]

The Onion is amazing, but this specific video was just GREAT.

[mcgoo721]

The new narrator really makes this piece work! Thanks for listening Onion.

[1LostMy0therAccount]

Lmao

[francescorengifo]

you could have done without the cussing. The fucking I don't mind, its the other one that makes me consider unsubscribing

[BoredforYou]

"A bee stuck between a screen and front door is going fucking nuts" lmao

[manguy500]

@BoredforYou we saw the video

[Deadmansparty2002]

Awesome! :)

[arsenelupin123]

So much stuff I have to listen many times.

[nustikao69]

Woo! new narrator!

[ApexIXMR]

Thumbs up if you think these Onion Review vids suck.

[CaptainsOfComedy]

i wish i was a professional hot tubber :(

[plostellum]

look at THAT shiny object

[LtShock]

Fucking hilarious!

[Oli3TB76]

Need-to-know news

[explorer47422]

They got a new narrator!

[sureup]

Haha this is great :D

[StraightOuttaNY81x]

A bee caught between the screen and front door is going fucking nuts. LOLZ

[sacredpotato]

Pools closed

[Slacktoo]

THEY FINALLY REPLACED THE VOICEOVER GUY!!!!!! THEY LISTENED!!!!

[PocketEmerald]

I love these, keep up the good work Onion. I am glad I do not have to deal with that freaking bee stuck inbetween the screen and door.

[Ahbenmautadine]

I'm someone spending my summer surfing the god damn internet and I'm soooooooooo offended.

[pgunn01]

"Pleasingly wiggly" ^_^

[scootosan]

still amazing there are idiots that think this is real oh shit come out from under your rock.....no wait stay there and don't breed

[glemmstengal]

new voice guy way better!

[PennyDropper]

New fucking writers? What the fuck....

[TheCoolComplexity]

I completely understand Mr. Met decison for doing what he did, he is justified.