I honestly love the part where he says "Children are strong.They are resistant, they are designed to survive. When you drop them, they tend to bounce."
yeah whatever you can do whatever you want. but making a little girl kiss a grown man. thats fucked up. others can get in serious trouble with the law fo doing that shit.
@94xxxBehemothxxx94 I reckon you mean making an actress kiss an actor is fucked up? Regardless of that being their job? Or are you alluding to the act itself as portrayed in the film?
I love this movie. I think the little girls imagination saved her from severe depression and post traumatic shock but sunk her into a fantasy land that will be brutal to come out of. Awesome movie!
A truly amazing movie, though sadly, most of today's society just can't see that through all of the "controversial" and "provocative" issues it covers.
TIDELAND isn't pedophelia
TIDELAND isn't necrophelia/necromancy
TIDELAND isn't mentally challenged molestation
TIDELAND is real
The real thoughts and wonders hidden inside a little girl's mind
And hey, through thick and thin, she always wore a smile
Beautiful intentions and a wonderful message indeed. If only, if only the movie had shined as bright as the mind of Mr.Gilliam himself. Wonderful director, most of his films are simply brilliant. Tideland just goes to show you cant win them all.
I was correct with his intentions. He doesn't care if Tideland is terrible critically or financially. All he cares is that he wanted to make this because he wanted to share his imagination. Wonderful director!
One of the bravest films ever made.You think you can handle it?Strap yourself in,bring your imagination,heart&soul (and open your mind!).Should have won several Oscars but.......f@#* Hollywood!
Man this intro is as disturbing as the film itself! I didn't know Terry Gilliam could be like this as a person! He seems so merry usually. I'm becoming more and more convinced that he is a true genius.
I haven't watched this film yet, but I've read the book and loved it, I love Terry Gilliam's style and creativity in his films and will eventually watch this film. :)
Also, I love how in this introduction he literally told everyone he was actually a little girl inside ;D lmfao. good man ;)
This is one of my favorite movies I love it sooo much and I think that this little speech before had is just wonderful, it is the truth about the movie I have watched it with a bunch of people that I know and I am one that loves it and everyone else does not know what to think. Everyone should have a little Jeliza-Rose in them, as their inner child.
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Ok, to me a good director is someone who puts all of their imagination and heart into a movie while still making it acessible for all kinds of people. If only a small fraction of people can enjoy this film and he has to give us instructions on how to watch it then don't you think he could've done a better job in the first place?
If a director puts all his imagination and heart into a film and his imagination happens to come up with stuff that is experienced by the general public as indecent, vulgar or otherwise despicable, he obviously can't do it and still make it accessible for all kinds of people. Therefore a director must either limit his imagination or his demographic. It could be generalized that artistically the former choice is clear, while economically the latter takes the cake.
We need more minds like this. More daring people willing to push the creative boundaries. Cutesy inside the lines Hollywood is tiresome, boring, and repetitive. Barring many exceptions, obviously.
wow... i crying with this film... is my very very faborite film... is awesome.... you... film to eyes of a little girl is ....don't have words...for describe your film... i'm shock... wow...
Sadly very few people who saw this intro actually listened to his plea to let go of their capacity for logic and reasoning. If they had, more people would've seen Tideland for the extraordinary work of art that it is.
Check out Shinya Tsukamoto and Verhoeven's Dutch films, Jim Jarmusch, and Cronenberg. You may have seen some of his work, but Miike has some brilliant films in his body of work also, like 'Gozu' and 'Visitor Q', 'The Happiness of the Katakuris', and 'Graveyard of Honor'. At least, start there.
@Exterfirc : perhaps three"than you" are for three groups of people he mentions. People who hate the movie, people who love the movie, and people who will (hopefully) thinking about it.
Im not gonna bet you are, but you do sound like one. I saw it without intro or any review. Liked it.
Saw it again, loved it. And now that I see what was the purpose of the movie, I can say now I fully understand the concept of it. Your words are too fast and too visceral, but thats just my opinion.
As I'm sure they pity you. I actually tried to watch this again, thinking that maybe I was too hard on it before.
Again nothing. A cast of revolting weirdos, a hasty copout ending, and a couple of random shock value scenes with no bearing on the meandering, vague plot. It made me want to look away from the screen and go vomit.
I think the movie that best made this point was, "Immortal Beloved". Despite being abused, Beethoven could still see the world, all the things that weren't ugly - hence the scene floating in the water at night watching the stars while Ode To Joy plays after having run from getting beaten. That was my own experience as a child who was kicked and dropped, etc. and who went for walks in the woods and wondered what would happen if you kept cutting a leaf until you got to the smallest part...
I think he is right in what his saying, but wrong for saying it. He should not try to explain anything to anyone, for those who can, will understand anyway. Those who can't, or won't, will only use explanation to round their collection of misunderstandings.
Love ya Terry, but the movie should SHOW us how to view the events through the eyes of a child instead of you TELLing us. If you ask me it failed in that respect (although it was disturbing and interesting) because it was too hard to identify with her. A plotless film CAN be fascinating - but this one just dragged.
My reaction was immediate. I loved the film from beginning to end. His brilliant style, creativity and maverick out of the box imagination has always appealed to me. And TIDELAND is no exception. In fact this is probably his most boldest film move since Brazil (Brazil being the first of it's kind hold a very special place in my heart). Films that are so human, unpredictable and yet so emotional and transcending during the viewing experience are the best. Terry's the man!
It's a good point. I've seen Tideland once and my initial reaction is 'What? How very strange'. Like all Gilliam films you need to watch them more than once before deciding whether they're masterpieces or donkeys. And even then donkeys can suprise you (don't try milking one).
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don't forget to laugh? thx terry
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ha ha! hey, her dad OD'd on heroin and now his corpse has been sitting in the chair for about 3 days. she sits on his lap and when his death gases rise up from his bloated corpse she tells him he isn't blaming this fart on her. hahaha, oh God, I can't breathe, this is a riot.
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haha! look, that ugly bee lady is lusting for her dead father and giving blowjobs to delivery boys. oh and they have their own stuffed corpse upstairs, what a masterful twist.! this could become a fad.
HAHA! dickens blew up a train because he thought it was a shark. he is just incorrigible. they need to take this fucking thing on the road. and i never would have known if terry hadn't told me that i'm supposed to laugh. golly, i can't hold it in any longer!
best filmmaker alive. thank you Terry for your great movies, but you didnt have to film yourself saying that, if some the audience dont get it, fuck'em. you're a genious!
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did you mean despicable?
please don't start up with that "I'm smarter than you" bullshit thats all over this board. its lovely? because u say it is?
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so what was lovely? the necrophilia or the taxidermy? the dolls flying around in her dads stuffed corpse? there was not one single decent person to be found in this film. i found myself wishing they would all just die it had no plot and the ending sucked.
i recommend the film "the reflecting skin" its right up your alley.
despicable, yeah. Not the perfect english speaker.
I beleive the movie is not just a childs vision of life, but a childs vision of life even though her traumas. She has the worst parents, people around her are just rotten. But still, she has a lively mind of an innocent child. I think that is what makes this movie 'lovely'.
A lot of people claim this girl's imagination is what protected her and made her "bounceable". I would really like to know how. Her fucked up imaginings were even creepier than what was really going on.
If she had followed in the footsteps of her insane perverted bitchy neighbor and started having sex with her father's corpse could that be seen as acceptable and "innocence conquering all"?
And Dickens isn't mentally ill? Oh so then there's no excuse for him making out with a little girl and going so far as to get in the missionary position with her.
So when did her innocence shield her from harsh reality? When she was discussing Dickens' penis with a squirrel? When she put a blond wig and whorish lipstick on the corpse of her father and told him that he wasn't going to blame his post mortem gases on her this time?
Or when crazy glass eyed pervert bitch taxidermist pickled her father and tanned his hide and propped him up next to the mummified corpse of her mother?
Right, they all live happily ever after in her father's ribcage where severed doll heads flutter around like doves, and grandma mystique of the shrunken head and rocking chair passes on nonsensical wisdom?
I still stand by the fact that this movie is both disgusting and pointless.
The typical adult who doesn't remember childhood thinks that about kids. I never thought a kiss made you pregnant. No kid I knew thought that. What kid thinks that, really? Here's a song I heard on the playground in 4th grade: My name is Poncho - I live on a Rancho - I make 5 pesos a day - I go home to Lucy - Who give me some poosay - and take my 5 pesos away!
Kids are resilient? What's clever about that? How about, kids are more worldly than we adults like to think; or that they'll tell us.
If you're looking for a 'decent person' in each film you're really going about cinema the wrong way. If every film had a 'decent person' life would be boring.
Well, I myself wasn't looking for a human being, just someone who wouldn't make me gag. By the end of the movie, I just wanted someone worse to come along and massacre all three of these disgusting shells of human beings.
Ha!Haze I can't help who logs in around the same time I do. You just logged in as well derrherrrherrrrr! What's this about you bringing up masturbation?! Now it all makes perfect sense! You secretly fantasize and masturbate 2 this movie that is why you openly claim 2 hate it so much, yet you keep dwelling on it on Youtube! You obviously LOVE 2 hate it! You are one really sick perverted freak. Just stop breathing already!
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How does he know that when you drop children, they tend to bounce? Did he test that out? (Please don't feel you have to explain this to me, I knew what he meant. I'm just making fun of him.)
And no one else thinks it's weird that he is so easily able to see the world, as he claims "through the eyes of a little girl."
Then somehow, despite the necrophilia, heroin overdoses and implied pedophilia, this movie managed to be really boring. That in my opinion, is an achievement.
Well, your attempt to make fun of him proves that your jokes are lame. Just like your collection of Judge Judy clips. No it's not weird that he claims to see the world through the eyes of a little girl. I mean after all, you still watch care bears lol. Isn't that a little weird then? Wow. So you find necrophilia, heroin overdoses and implied pedophilia exciting? What kind of weirdo are you? It's more like sad and pathetic.
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You are a dumbass, and I'm basing that solely on your post. I don't care enough to scroll through your videos to find something that I can use to insult you. It's more like you're sad and pathetic.
Sure those things are "exciting" if that's what you call it. But most of the movie was Jeliza running around,shrieking and talking to those retarded doll-head finger puppets.
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I have the right to hate this movie, just like you have the right to look on my page and call me a loser. This isn't the Terry Gilliam fan club and people are allowed to have opinions that are different from yours. Go shoot up heroin, have a corpse orgy or whatever it is you do. Pity all those weirdos who just don't "get it."
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And I'm curious about your use of the word "exciting". That came from your post, not mine. You seem to be implying that I'm some kind of sicko. You're the one going through people's profile pages, which I find slightly stalkerish and creepy.
I said the movie was boring and it went out of its way to be horrifying when it wasn't dragging through some lengthy scene where Jeliza was conversing with her ugly doll heads. I thought it tried way too hard and came across as a caricture of itself.
U just stated those things are exciting,U R weird and creepy. Being interested in what people (watch on their youtube) that didn't enjoy this movie orfind it interesting is just out of curiousity being that I'm a psych minor.U seem to have alot to say probably because you have alot of unresolved issues with yourself.
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I can tell everything I just said went way over your head.
I didn't state those things are exciting. I said the movie was boring, you said those things are "exciting". Read your post again.
It's really surprising that you're a psych major since you act like you're in 7th grade. The best thing you can say to defend this movie is "At least it doesn't suck as much as you."
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I could give a shit if you think I'm weird and creepy. Work on your punctuation too, it makes you look bad as a psychiatrist if your patients can spell and use better grammar than you.
We both know that's definately not going to happen. It's you being ridiculous and emotional again. About a movie to say the least! Wow, what a weirdo.
I didn't say I was a psych major, learn to read, I said minor. You stated that ,"Then somehow, despite the necrophilia, heroin overdoses and implied pedophilia, this movie managed to be really boring." That means you find those things exciting. What are the opposite meanings of boring? Thank you. lol.
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That means shit, you're putting words into my mouth now because you can't think of a better way to insult me. Don't try to tell me what I said, your scholarly wisdom doesn't extend extend that far. I'm glad it's only your minor because you would make a crap psychiatrist, trying to diagnose people over the internet.
I can see you would have had a stellar career.
"This patient is SO LAME and WEIRD and CREEPY duh! That is SAD AND PATHETIC."
Lol, I never said I was going to be a psychiatrist. Crazy man. I can't help that I find erroneous and oxymoronic in all of your foolish talk. You make absolutely no sense what so ever. I'm glad too you are only online being a bafoon. I feel sorry for those that have to encounter you on a daily basis, or ever for that matter.
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So you're going to put all your high and mighty internet research into the psyche of people who hate Tideland to waste? And like I said, thank God you aren't going to be a shrink.
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I can totally see that I make no sense to you. You're incapable of getting what I'm trying to say, and here I thought it was so simple.
What's the point of personally attacking someone because of their opinion of a movie? You don't have a good enough argument to support the movie itself? You have to go scrolling through people's pages so you can tell them they're stupid and that's why they don't like the movie?
I never attacked you. I made a clear point that your statements were self-contradictary. If you felt that I was attacking you, must have some serious emotional issues, especially about a movie, you seem to hate with immense passion.
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Right you didn't personally attack me at all when you said "Well, your attempt to make fun of him proves that your jokes are lame. Just like your collection of Judge Judy clips. No it's not weird that he claims to see the world through the eyes of a little girl. I mean after all, you still watch care bears lol. Isn't that a little weird then? Wow. So you find necrophilia, heroin overdoses and implied pedophilia exciting? What kind of weirdo are you? It's more like sad and pathetic."
HHaze, U should've stuck 2 watching your collection of boring JUDGE JUDY clips and your CAREBEAR clips lol. That is sad and pathetic. This is a HORROR film not a CAREBEARS film. Stick to your GENRES duh!
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And yes, I find Judge Judy way more interesting than this boring movie. Even the ending credits of the carebears are an improvement. I should head on over to that comment board because the 6 year olds over there probably spell better than you.
Right, I'm the airhead yet you watch carebears and decide to watch a horror movie and rate it. RETARD. How old are YOU BTW? OOPS wait, BTW means By The Way since you're apparently not used to online lingo. You must super OLD!
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I can watch whatever the fuck I want. I like some horror movies, I just didn't like this one.
And my remark was aimed at the fact that you seem to be confused about period placement and the fact that capital letters go at the beginning of sentences.
And I'm sure I seem old to someone who speaks like they're at the emotional age of 4.
And I have some lingo to describe idiots like you: FUBAR.
Whatever, we both know I am right. That is why you refused to answer any of my questions. Now let it go old lady or old man. I'm guessing your an old lady by the way you behave online.
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I need to get a life? You're still arguing with me. I notice this is your second fight on just this board, over this stupid movie. Because someone else dared to say they didn't like it.
Turn it back on and go masturbate to the "silly kisser" scene. You know it calms you down, you sick disgusting weirdo! Stop exposing yourself to children on the playground. Get mental help!
Loser, still typing loooong B.S. Wow you really are a sicko, no one would've ever imagined to masturbate, you must really be a sexual deviant! Go kill yourself loser.
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Haha! Funny how all the minuses appear right after you log in CANDYVENOM, who miraculously logged in 6 minutes before this "new person" showed up to tell me off. Shut up you split personality perverted freak! Why don't the "two" of you go shoot yourselves?
You are beyond pathetic. I'm done with you, pedophilia loving pervert. You aren't worth my time anymore.
I told you 2 let it go a loong time ago, loser. Get a life! ONLY IN YOUR SICK PERVERTED MIND would even dare to think about masturbation to such a movie! You're just telling on yourself about exposing yourself to children you sick freak! Go turn yourself in to the proper authorities! They'll kick your ass for me! hahahaha! LOSER.
ur the 1 that started it. the other lady said she didnt like the movie, not that she didnt like u. i cant take dumb art film knowitall bitches like u. and u r a pedo if u find anything lovely about a little makking out with a mentally ill crazy man sporting dinamite.
have fun takeing the virginity of sick people and talking to squirrels idiot. rot in hell u disgusting cunt
people can be so lame they will neveer get it like a lonely little girl would really judge a handicappedd kid when she has no one else of course she knw her father was dead she just could not face the fact that he was gone duh its happened to other kids uhhh it was an amazing film eff that to anyone who talks shit seriously u just ddont understandd whether you do or not its your shit i love this movie
I tried very hard to take what the intro said to heart. Really, I did. But I couldn't bring myself to even finish "Tideland." I tried applying it to what I remember of being a child, and it just didn't work for me. I still would have recognized my father's dead body in a chair. I still would have realized there was something deeply wrong with the kid next door. I will usually try and stand by Gilliam's work, but not this one.
I'm going to use some of the things he said in this intro on anyone I know that's planning on seeing Tideland. "This film is seen through the eyes of a child. If it's shocking, it's because it's innocent." So true. I liked the movie a lot.
I think nobody will ever make movie that would be psycho enough so I would give it 100%, but this one is quite close. Unfortunatly some people will never understand that kind of movies, because it doesnt fit their scheme.
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I never laughed so hard in all my life. His inner child is a little girl.. lol.. If you drop children they bounce.. lol The whole jist seemed to be, "Yes, my movie sucks, but if you don't like it it's your own damn fault. I am 64 years old, yet I am a little girl. And dropped babies bounce." ROFLMAO!!
You took the drop a child and they bounce way too literal. He means they are resiliant duh. Him finally finding his inner child @ 64means that at least he found it while some will never know their inner child sadly. Some never lost it. Seriously, are you retarded? I mean it's not that complicated what he's trying to convey.
You're the retardo if you don't see the insane amount of humor in his hilarious spiel! This is funny shit! Uh.. you mean he wasn't REALLY advocating dropping children?? I am SHOCKED! I thought he meant it literally! How silly of me. Let me know when you discover unintentional meanings are humorous.
You think I'm lame because I find something that's hilarious funny? How old are you. anyway? 12? And you obviously have no idea who Xenu is. I will blast you with BTs if you continue being obnoxious. And those are VERY expensive to get rid of.
I honestly love the part where he says "Children are strong.They are resistant, they are designed to survive. When you drop them, they tend to bounce."
Nekinna2402 1 month ago
Why is it that a majority of the people who like this movie have to be absolute snobs about it?
AwesomelyAwsome 1 month ago
only americans are so ignorant and braindead that they have to have the director explain the whole movie to them before it starts.
dickhalloran 6 months ago
@dickhalloran Funny you should say that, seeing as how Terry Gilliam is a British citizen.
AwesomelyAwsome 1 month ago
yeah whatever you can do whatever you want. but making a little girl kiss a grown man. thats fucked up. others can get in serious trouble with the law fo doing that shit.
94xxxBehemothxxx94 7 months ago
@94xxxBehemothxxx94 I reckon you mean making an actress kiss an actor is fucked up? Regardless of that being their job? Or are you alluding to the act itself as portrayed in the film?
navelpicker 3 months ago
This is a truly GREAT film in every way.
I actually feel sorry for people who can't appreciate it.
They are really missing something here.
squanto2 8 months ago
I'm from the group that love the film. Amazing, Terry Gilliam, this is probably one of your best works. Brilliant
FERNAOHK 8 months ago 2
Big Douche
TheShitWeWatch 9 months ago
He sounds pissed.
qwertzy121212 9 months ago
I love this movie. I think the little girls imagination saved her from severe depression and post traumatic shock but sunk her into a fantasy land that will be brutal to come out of. Awesome movie!
asolis8 9 months ago
I love Terry Gilliam! And I love Tideland *-*
ciccipuccy 11 months ago
I agree with him. Tideland shows how open a child is. They accept that this is life, this is reality, just as it comes. They know no different.
Acceptance of reality is a good lesson for adults.
Mojosbigstick 1 year ago 2
A truly amazing movie, though sadly, most of today's society just can't see that through all of the "controversial" and "provocative" issues it covers.
TIDELAND isn't pedophelia
TIDELAND isn't necrophelia/necromancy
TIDELAND isn't mentally challenged molestation
TIDELAND is real
The real thoughts and wonders hidden inside a little girl's mind
And hey, through thick and thin, she always wore a smile
Forever the best movie and puzzle to solve,
Tideland~
NekoLGirl 1 year ago 11
He looks like Frankenstein
HymnsRemixed 1 year ago
Beautiful intentions and a wonderful message indeed. If only, if only the movie had shined as bright as the mind of Mr.Gilliam himself. Wonderful director, most of his films are simply brilliant. Tideland just goes to show you cant win them all.
thecoffebell 1 year ago
LOL a little girl i cant wait to see this
Invisiblepanda 1 year ago
It turned out to be a little girl. Ha, that has it's connotations.
Chiszle 1 year ago
I was correct with his intentions. He doesn't care if Tideland is terrible critically or financially. All he cares is that he wanted to make this because he wanted to share his imagination. Wonderful director!
livster493 1 year ago 4
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Terry Gilliam should be kicked in the balls for making TIDELAND. It's worse than Troll 2, Dr. Giggles, and Dr. Dolittle 2.
electronicoffee 1 year ago
Nice intention mr. Gilliam, really. but theres a big difference between imagination and disorganised thought.
ThePhilosorpheus 1 year ago
fuck hollywood ,, VIVA GILLIAM !!!
McLovin666ll 1 year ago 5
That was amazing.
I am feeling a little teary-eyed for what he said; it was strong and honest. thank you, Gilliam! =D
RavenofSorrow13 1 year ago 5
One of the bravest films ever made.You think you can handle it?Strap yourself in,bring your imagination,heart&soul (and open your mind!).Should have won several Oscars but.......f@#* Hollywood!
SPLUNGEBO 1 year ago 4
thank´s to you Mr gilliam
micheckcheck 2 years ago 2
Man this intro is as disturbing as the film itself! I didn't know Terry Gilliam could be like this as a person! He seems so merry usually. I'm becoming more and more convinced that he is a true genius.
gundabalf 2 years ago 3
Love him...
BigBigBigSky 2 years ago
i loved the movie - it was brilliant and surreal. terry gilliam IS indeed a great director.
gemini74434 2 years ago
"It turned out to be a little girl"^^
I guess I'll watch the movie
waruuum 2 years ago 2
tideland is absolutely brilliant
lukeloseth 2 years ago
I'm not surprised that most people didn't like this movie. But for some reason, I thought it was awesome.
magic585 2 years ago
I haven't watched this film yet, but I've read the book and loved it, I love Terry Gilliam's style and creativity in his films and will eventually watch this film. :)
Also, I love how in this introduction he literally told everyone he was actually a little girl inside ;D lmfao. good man ;)
PuckPrincess 2 years ago 2
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Normal People - Didnt like film
Pedos - Love this film
vasyasol 2 years ago
this movie is amazing. loved it!
panzerrune 2 years ago
This is one of my favorite movies I love it sooo much and I think that this little speech before had is just wonderful, it is the truth about the movie I have watched it with a bunch of people that I know and I am one that loves it and everyone else does not know what to think. Everyone should have a little Jeliza-Rose in them, as their inner child.
tyreta 2 years ago 4
Creepy... but still cool.
Wedsheport 2 years ago 2
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Ok, to me a good director is someone who puts all of their imagination and heart into a movie while still making it acessible for all kinds of people. If only a small fraction of people can enjoy this film and he has to give us instructions on how to watch it then don't you think he could've done a better job in the first place?
bunnywailer14 2 years ago
If a director puts all his imagination and heart into a film and his imagination happens to come up with stuff that is experienced by the general public as indecent, vulgar or otherwise despicable, he obviously can't do it and still make it accessible for all kinds of people. Therefore a director must either limit his imagination or his demographic. It could be generalized that artistically the former choice is clear, while economically the latter takes the cake.
NikoTeaJay 2 years ago
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What a strange little man
bunnywailer14 2 years ago
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BunchofMovieVideos 2 years ago
Thank YOU man
Thank YOU.
MrXevier 2 years ago
What is with the ending - "Thank you thank you thank you", what is he thanking us for . . . ?
Terry Gilliam is a little girl inside his mind lol
BunchofMovieVideos 2 years ago
I think that Gilliam have had to justify himself a lot when the movie was released, this makes things a little clearer... or not xD.
MrXevier 2 years ago 4
I get the general message of the video, he has to explain the movie to people who didn't get it or something.
But the thank you's at the end were a little weird. And come on, admitting that deep down he's just a little girl?! That's soo funny!!!
BunchofMovieVideos 2 years ago 2
well, Monty Python one day...
MrXevier 2 years ago
Yeah he was in Monty Python but I believe the humour of this video is entirely unintentional lol
BunchofMovieVideos 2 years ago
I think it's intentional, just dry humor.
Oddmartian2 2 years ago
Hmm, maybe. It works against him though, I think. Just my humble op.
BunchofMovieVideos 2 years ago
We need more minds like this. More daring people willing to push the creative boundaries. Cutesy inside the lines Hollywood is tiresome, boring, and repetitive. Barring many exceptions, obviously.
IronTapeProductions 2 years ago
wow... i crying with this film... is my very very faborite film... is awesome.... you... film to eyes of a little girl is ....don't have words...for describe your film... i'm shock... wow...
OtherCualquiera 2 years ago
You tell 'em, Terry. Tideland (book and film) are fantastic.
MrRik2 2 years ago
Sadly very few people who saw this intro actually listened to his plea to let go of their capacity for logic and reasoning. If they had, more people would've seen Tideland for the extraordinary work of art that it is.
TulseLuper 2 years ago 4
best directors (not of all time but somewhat recent and in my opinion)
David Lynch, Werner Herzog, Chris Nolan, Terry Gilliam, and Jorodowski.
KevsHardLemonade 2 years ago
You have taste, lol.
Check out Shinya Tsukamoto and Verhoeven's Dutch films, Jim Jarmusch, and Cronenberg. You may have seen some of his work, but Miike has some brilliant films in his body of work also, like 'Gozu' and 'Visitor Q', 'The Happiness of the Katakuris', and 'Graveyard of Honor'. At least, start there.
VariedInterest 2 years ago
KevsHardLemonade: Er, no, not David Lynch. He made Dune. Which is unforgivable.
BunchofMovieVideos 2 years ago
The three "Thank you" 's at the end are a little creepy. And... I heard a fourth one in my head.
Exterfirc 2 years ago 23
lol I heard about five, repeating into infinity . . . this video is weeeiirrd . . .
BunchofMovieVideos 2 years ago
@Exterfirc : perhaps three"than you" are for three groups of people he mentions. People who hate the movie, people who love the movie, and people who will (hopefully) thinking about it.
jeboshifru 10 months ago
You sound like a complete ignorant.
Im not gonna bet you are, but you do sound like one. I saw it without intro or any review. Liked it.
Saw it again, loved it. And now that I see what was the purpose of the movie, I can say now I fully understand the concept of it. Your words are too fast and too visceral, but thats just my opinion.
insanecrow13 2 years ago 3
Loved the movie, made me laugh, made me sick, but most of all made me think...
marianagrilla 2 years ago 5
o love this flim!!
i love the story
i lov ethe girl!!
is awesome!!
simply my favorite movie!!
natadegreen 2 years ago 4
The two ppl who commented before me didn't understand the movie, I pity them.
BlackRamza 2 years ago
As I'm sure they pity you. I actually tried to watch this again, thinking that maybe I was too hard on it before.
Again nothing. A cast of revolting weirdos, a hasty copout ending, and a couple of random shock value scenes with no bearing on the meandering, vague plot. It made me want to look away from the screen and go vomit.
Not my cup of tea.
Hhaze 2 years ago
They...bounce?
RebellionLord 3 years ago
I think the movie that best made this point was, "Immortal Beloved". Despite being abused, Beethoven could still see the world, all the things that weren't ugly - hence the scene floating in the water at night watching the stars while Ode To Joy plays after having run from getting beaten. That was my own experience as a child who was kicked and dropped, etc. and who went for walks in the woods and wondered what would happen if you kept cutting a leaf until you got to the smallest part...
prayfertrey 3 years ago 2
Thank You!
for me - this is the best movie. there are no alternatives.
thankyou. thankyou.
mjupea 3 years ago 4
Terry Gilliam, thank you for this film.
it is one of the best thing of my life that i ever seen.
when people are interested in me i always tell them if you want to understand me watch Tideland it is a movie about me.
When i first saw it i was so shocked becuse i see this world from her eyes. And it is awful becuse she is a child and i am already a young woman.
But in any way thank for this innocence and confessions that you share with us by this great movie!!!
mariaeste1808 3 years ago
best movie ever i luv it luv it luv .. I lost the times that i've already saw it !
kikinhasss 3 years ago
Its not that the movie is offensive its that the scenes of fantasy are surprisingly banal.
zzfour 3 years ago
I think he is right in what his saying, but wrong for saying it. He should not try to explain anything to anyone, for those who can, will understand anyway. Those who can't, or won't, will only use explanation to round their collection of misunderstandings.
mimosveta 3 years ago
I love how everyone magically has balls on the internet.
people getting up in arms about movie opinions just makes me lololol..
sneezuschrist 3 years ago 4
GOOD MOVIE!!!!!
samoator 3 years ago
Love ya Terry, but the movie should SHOW us how to view the events through the eyes of a child instead of you TELLing us. If you ask me it failed in that respect (although it was disturbing and interesting) because it was too hard to identify with her. A plotless film CAN be fascinating - but this one just dragged.
jeremydean 3 years ago
Love love love Tideland and Gilliam!
daveismyreligion 3 years ago 5
My reaction was immediate. I loved the film from beginning to end. His brilliant style, creativity and maverick out of the box imagination has always appealed to me. And TIDELAND is no exception. In fact this is probably his most boldest film move since Brazil (Brazil being the first of it's kind hold a very special place in my heart). Films that are so human, unpredictable and yet so emotional and transcending during the viewing experience are the best. Terry's the man!
wigginsdesign 3 years ago 3
what imagination? wasnt it based on a book someone else wrote?
bustbool 3 years ago
The truth hurts them bustbool.
Hhaze 3 years ago
It's a good point. I've seen Tideland once and my initial reaction is 'What? How very strange'. Like all Gilliam films you need to watch them more than once before deciding whether they're masterpieces or donkeys. And even then donkeys can suprise you (don't try milking one).
sexteta 3 years ago
Great film.
squanto2 3 years ago
I think this movie is a work of creative art. jodelle ferland is a great actress. I look up to her as a fellow actress myself.
SexyMidna07 3 years ago
UR MOVIE TIZ BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zegeebwah 3 years ago
Love is movies, mas this video is just pointless. It's Gilliam full of himself.
AlfredoDuende123 3 years ago 2
Cool. Speaks to me! :D Haven't seen it but I'm confident....
radioman970 3 years ago 2
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don't forget to laugh? thx terry
SPOILERS
ha ha! hey, her dad OD'd on heroin and now his corpse has been sitting in the chair for about 3 days. she sits on his lap and when his death gases rise up from his bloated corpse she tells him he isn't blaming this fart on her. hahaha, oh God, I can't breathe, this is a riot.
lehanh1648 3 years ago
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haha! look, that ugly bee lady is lusting for her dead father and giving blowjobs to delivery boys. oh and they have their own stuffed corpse upstairs, what a masterful twist.! this could become a fad.
HAHA! dickens blew up a train because he thought it was a shark. he is just incorrigible. they need to take this fucking thing on the road. and i never would have known if terry hadn't told me that i'm supposed to laugh. golly, i can't hold it in any longer!
HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
lehanh1648 3 years ago
best filmmaker alive. thank you Terry for your great movies, but you didnt have to film yourself saying that, if some the audience dont get it, fuck'em. you're a genious!
thegranny2006 3 years ago 24
True that. :)
skullchukka 3 years ago
@thegranny2006 A genius indeed.
Rabloch 1 year ago
sounds like a bit of a nonse n i watch the 1st 50 mins of this film n i was like what..the...fuck...is....goin...on!!?
Demceez 3 years ago
Some of these comments are dispeakable. Terry is a giant brain, its very normal for majority of Tideland's audiance will not understand the movie.
*SPOILERS*
The 'kissing' scene, is nothing more then a childlike play. Bear in mind that the man Jodelle kisses has the brain of a child [the role]
So, NO it os not pedophilie, it is NOT gross. Its creative, its lovely, and a very good chance to see one of the best younger stars acting.
skullchukka 3 years ago 2
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did you mean despicable?
please don't start up with that "I'm smarter than you" bullshit thats all over this board. its lovely? because u say it is?
SPOILERS
so what was lovely? the necrophilia or the taxidermy? the dolls flying around in her dads stuffed corpse? there was not one single decent person to be found in this film. i found myself wishing they would all just die it had no plot and the ending sucked.
i recommend the film "the reflecting skin" its right up your alley.
lehanh1648 3 years ago
despicable, yeah. Not the perfect english speaker.
I beleive the movie is not just a childs vision of life, but a childs vision of life even though her traumas. She has the worst parents, people around her are just rotten. But still, she has a lively mind of an innocent child. I think that is what makes this movie 'lovely'.
skullchukka 3 years ago
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since your tastes run that way, you should rent "the reflecting skin." it's just like this movie. i think you'll really like it.
lehanh1648 3 years ago
um she was trying to seduce a mentally ill guy and shes 8 or something
bustbool 3 years ago
i dont see lovely there
bustbool 3 years ago
It was purely innocent! She thought she was pregnant when he kissed her for gods sake!
And Dickens Isnt Mentally ill he has epilepsy and sadly was subject to a labotomy.
CeramicVideo 3 years ago
A lot of people claim this girl's imagination is what protected her and made her "bounceable". I would really like to know how. Her fucked up imaginings were even creepier than what was really going on.
If she had followed in the footsteps of her insane perverted bitchy neighbor and started having sex with her father's corpse could that be seen as acceptable and "innocence conquering all"?
bustbool 3 years ago
And Dickens isn't mentally ill? Oh so then there's no excuse for him making out with a little girl and going so far as to get in the missionary position with her.
So when did her innocence shield her from harsh reality? When she was discussing Dickens' penis with a squirrel? When she put a blond wig and whorish lipstick on the corpse of her father and told him that he wasn't going to blame his post mortem gases on her this time?
bustbool 3 years ago
Or when crazy glass eyed pervert bitch taxidermist pickled her father and tanned his hide and propped him up next to the mummified corpse of her mother?
Right, they all live happily ever after in her father's ribcage where severed doll heads flutter around like doves, and grandma mystique of the shrunken head and rocking chair passes on nonsensical wisdom?
I still stand by the fact that this movie is both disgusting and pointless.
bustbool 3 years ago
The typical adult who doesn't remember childhood thinks that about kids. I never thought a kiss made you pregnant. No kid I knew thought that. What kid thinks that, really? Here's a song I heard on the playground in 4th grade: My name is Poncho - I live on a Rancho - I make 5 pesos a day - I go home to Lucy - Who give me some poosay - and take my 5 pesos away!
Kids are resilient? What's clever about that? How about, kids are more worldly than we adults like to think; or that they'll tell us.
prayfertrey 3 years ago
If you're looking for a 'decent person' in each film you're really going about cinema the wrong way. If every film had a 'decent person' life would be boring.
urbanspaceman1 3 years ago 2
Well, I myself wasn't looking for a human being, just someone who wouldn't make me gag. By the end of the movie, I just wanted someone worse to come along and massacre all three of these disgusting shells of human beings.
bustbool 3 years ago
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i think the film could've went without this introduction. it creates too much tension before the film even starts.
lonemilkman 3 years ago
Tideland was both good and bad at the same time. id watch it again though.
the intro was...idk kind of needed i guess.
Archaea1026 3 years ago 2
Ha!Haze I can't help who logs in around the same time I do. You just logged in as well derrherrrherrrrr! What's this about you bringing up masturbation?! Now it all makes perfect sense! You secretly fantasize and masturbate 2 this movie that is why you openly claim 2 hate it so much, yet you keep dwelling on it on Youtube! You obviously LOVE 2 hate it! You are one really sick perverted freak. Just stop breathing already!
CandyVenom 3 years ago
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Just shut up, oh angry pedophile.
Hhaze 3 years ago
u again? shut up cuntface ur as delusional as that little girl
bustbool 3 years ago
can anyone upload the move?
ExAxLxPx12 3 years ago 2
I thought Tideland was an interesting movie, not high up on my favorites list, but I was entertained enough throughout the movie.
Like Terry Gilliam said: Many of you are going to love it, and many of you won't know what to think (or dislike it).
Too bad for those who did not enjoy it, and for those who did enjoy it, I'm glad there is some people out there who apprieciate this movie.
JhahiraD 3 years ago 8
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How does he know that when you drop children, they tend to bounce? Did he test that out? (Please don't feel you have to explain this to me, I knew what he meant. I'm just making fun of him.)
And no one else thinks it's weird that he is so easily able to see the world, as he claims "through the eyes of a little girl."
Then somehow, despite the necrophilia, heroin overdoses and implied pedophilia, this movie managed to be really boring. That in my opinion, is an achievement.
Hhaze 3 years ago
Well, your attempt to make fun of him proves that your jokes are lame. Just like your collection of Judge Judy clips. No it's not weird that he claims to see the world through the eyes of a little girl. I mean after all, you still watch care bears lol. Isn't that a little weird then? Wow. So you find necrophilia, heroin overdoses and implied pedophilia exciting? What kind of weirdo are you? It's more like sad and pathetic.
CandyVenom 3 years ago
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You are a dumbass, and I'm basing that solely on your post. I don't care enough to scroll through your videos to find something that I can use to insult you. It's more like you're sad and pathetic.
Sure those things are "exciting" if that's what you call it. But most of the movie was Jeliza running around,shrieking and talking to those retarded doll-head finger puppets.
Hhaze 3 years ago
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I have the right to hate this movie, just like you have the right to look on my page and call me a loser. This isn't the Terry Gilliam fan club and people are allowed to have opinions that are different from yours. Go shoot up heroin, have a corpse orgy or whatever it is you do. Pity all those weirdos who just don't "get it."
And fuck off.
Hhaze 3 years ago
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And I'm curious about your use of the word "exciting". That came from your post, not mine. You seem to be implying that I'm some kind of sicko. You're the one going through people's profile pages, which I find slightly stalkerish and creepy.
I said the movie was boring and it went out of its way to be horrifying when it wasn't dragging through some lengthy scene where Jeliza was conversing with her ugly doll heads. I thought it tried way too hard and came across as a caricture of itself.
Hhaze 3 years ago
U just stated those things are exciting,U R weird and creepy. Being interested in what people (watch on their youtube) that didn't enjoy this movie orfind it interesting is just out of curiousity being that I'm a psych minor.U seem to have alot to say probably because you have alot of unresolved issues with yourself.
CandyVenom 3 years ago
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I can tell everything I just said went way over your head.
I didn't state those things are exciting. I said the movie was boring, you said those things are "exciting". Read your post again.
It's really surprising that you're a psych major since you act like you're in 7th grade. The best thing you can say to defend this movie is "At least it doesn't suck as much as you."
Hhaze 3 years ago
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I could give a shit if you think I'm weird and creepy. Work on your punctuation too, it makes you look bad as a psychiatrist if your patients can spell and use better grammar than you.
Hhaze 3 years ago
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I can just see you with your patients someday. "U didn't like the same movie as me, U R weird and creepy."
Grow the fuck up.
Hhaze 3 years ago
We both know that's definately not going to happen. It's you being ridiculous and emotional again. About a movie to say the least! Wow, what a weirdo.
CandyVenom 3 years ago 3
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What's not going to happen? You growing up?
Hhaze 3 years ago
OK I still watch carebears. See my point has proved. You Contradict yourself time and time again yet you are too retarded to see it.
CandyVenom 3 years ago 5
It's online, not a my future job, geez guy. !Hahaha!
CandyVenom 3 years ago
I didn't say I was a psych major, learn to read, I said minor. You stated that ,"Then somehow, despite the necrophilia, heroin overdoses and implied pedophilia, this movie managed to be really boring." That means you find those things exciting. What are the opposite meanings of boring? Thank you. lol.
CandyVenom 3 years ago 2
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That means shit, you're putting words into my mouth now because you can't think of a better way to insult me. Don't try to tell me what I said, your scholarly wisdom doesn't extend extend that far. I'm glad it's only your minor because you would make a crap psychiatrist, trying to diagnose people over the internet.
I can see you would have had a stellar career.
"This patient is SO LAME and WEIRD and CREEPY duh! That is SAD AND PATHETIC."
Hhaze 3 years ago
Lol, I never said I was going to be a psychiatrist. Crazy man. I can't help that I find erroneous and oxymoronic in all of your foolish talk. You make absolutely no sense what so ever. I'm glad too you are only online being a bafoon. I feel sorry for those that have to encounter you on a daily basis, or ever for that matter.
CandyVenom 3 years ago 4
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So you're going to put all your high and mighty internet research into the psyche of people who hate Tideland to waste? And like I said, thank God you aren't going to be a shrink.
Hhaze 3 years ago
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I can totally see that I make no sense to you. You're incapable of getting what I'm trying to say, and here I thought it was so simple.
What's the point of personally attacking someone because of their opinion of a movie? You don't have a good enough argument to support the movie itself? You have to go scrolling through people's pages so you can tell them they're stupid and that's why they don't like the movie?
It's okay, you're starting to make me laugh too.
Hhaze 3 years ago
I never attacked you. I made a clear point that your statements were self-contradictary. If you felt that I was attacking you, must have some serious emotional issues, especially about a movie, you seem to hate with immense passion.
CandyVenom 3 years ago 4
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Right you didn't personally attack me at all when you said "Well, your attempt to make fun of him proves that your jokes are lame. Just like your collection of Judge Judy clips. No it's not weird that he claims to see the world through the eyes of a little girl. I mean after all, you still watch care bears lol. Isn't that a little weird then? Wow. So you find necrophilia, heroin overdoses and implied pedophilia exciting? What kind of weirdo are you? It's more like sad and pathetic."
Hhaze 3 years ago
It was a quick scroll down of comments. I can not help that I read fast and think fast.
CandyVenom 3 years ago 4
i can't believe i'm reading this. go get a new brain like mystique u stupid fucking cunt
bustbool 3 years ago
HHaze, U should've stuck 2 watching your collection of boring JUDGE JUDY clips and your CAREBEAR clips lol. That is sad and pathetic. This is a HORROR film not a CAREBEARS film. Stick to your GENRES duh!
CandyVenom 3 years ago
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And yes, I find Judge Judy way more interesting than this boring movie. Even the ending credits of the carebears are an improvement. I should head on over to that comment board because the 6 year olds over there probably spell better than you.
Hhaze 3 years ago
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And get HELP for your LITERARY TOURETTE'S duh! Airhead.
Hhaze 3 years ago
Right, I'm the airhead yet you watch carebears and decide to watch a horror movie and rate it. RETARD. How old are YOU BTW? OOPS wait, BTW means By The Way since you're apparently not used to online lingo. You must super OLD!
CandyVenom 3 years ago 4
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I can watch whatever the fuck I want. I like some horror movies, I just didn't like this one.
And my remark was aimed at the fact that you seem to be confused about period placement and the fact that capital letters go at the beginning of sentences.
And I'm sure I seem old to someone who speaks like they're at the emotional age of 4.
And I have some lingo to describe idiots like you: FUBAR.
Hhaze 3 years ago
Whatever, we both know I am right. That is why you refused to answer any of my questions. Now let it go old lady or old man. I'm guessing your an old lady by the way you behave online.
CandyVenom 3 years ago 8
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Actually, I'm 26. I think you're older than me, although it's hard to believe.
And why do you think that's an insult? You're old, hahaha! That's the best you can come up with?
Hhaze 3 years ago
Right. I'm to believe a creepy old lady like you that you are 26. Did you think I meant being old is an insult? You must be old.
CandyVenom 3 years ago 6
You must believe you are the Youtube english moderator, right? GET A LIFE WEIRDO. Seriously. Get some mental help too.
CandyVenom 3 years ago 7
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There you go trying to diagnose people over the internet again.
Hhaze 3 years ago
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No, it just takes too much time to read your insults, because they're almost incoherant.
Hhaze 3 years ago
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No, it just takes too much time to read your insults, because they're almost incoherant.
Hhaze 3 years ago
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GET A LIFE LOSER! Do something constructive with yourself creep! You're an idle old hag.
CandyVenom 3 years ago
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I need to get a life? You're still arguing with me. I notice this is your second fight on just this board, over this stupid movie. Because someone else dared to say they didn't like it.
Turn it back on and go masturbate to the "silly kisser" scene. You know it calms you down, you sick disgusting weirdo! Stop exposing yourself to children on the playground. Get mental help!
It's just a freaking movie.
Hhaze 3 years ago
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Did you find your inner child and it turned out "to be a little boy"?
Hhaze 3 years ago
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Loser, still typing loooong B.S. Wow you really are a sicko, no one would've ever imagined to masturbate, you must really be a sexual deviant! Go kill yourself loser.
imaf0x 3 years ago 6
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Haha! Funny how all the minuses appear right after you log in CANDYVENOM, who miraculously logged in 6 minutes before this "new person" showed up to tell me off. Shut up you split personality perverted freak! Why don't the "two" of you go shoot yourselves?
You are beyond pathetic. I'm done with you, pedophilia loving pervert. You aren't worth my time anymore.
I doubt you're even a human being.
Hhaze 3 years ago
I told you 2 let it go a loong time ago, loser. Get a life! ONLY IN YOUR SICK PERVERTED MIND would even dare to think about masturbation to such a movie! You're just telling on yourself about exposing yourself to children you sick freak! Go turn yourself in to the proper authorities! They'll kick your ass for me! hahahaha! LOSER.
CandyVenom 3 years ago 5
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god that candyvenom is a dumb biyatch
lehanh1648 3 years ago
ur the 1 that started it. the other lady said she didnt like the movie, not that she didnt like u. i cant take dumb art film knowitall bitches like u. and u r a pedo if u find anything lovely about a little makking out with a mentally ill crazy man sporting dinamite.
have fun takeing the virginity of sick people and talking to squirrels idiot. rot in hell u disgusting cunt
bustbool 3 years ago
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Yup, he better thank me for watching that pile of shit.
Hhaze 3 years ago
He is much more intense than usual in that intro, what a special film.
myrkeyjones 3 years ago 8
I love this movie...its pure brilliance!
pecorino69 3 years ago 8
people can be so lame they will neveer get it like a lonely little girl would really judge a handicappedd kid when she has no one else of course she knw her father was dead she just could not face the fact that he was gone duh its happened to other kids uhhh it was an amazing film eff that to anyone who talks shit seriously u just ddont understandd whether you do or not its your shit i love this movie
stephiewephieyeah3 4 years ago
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nice ddouble dd motif you have going ddown there.
lehanh1648 3 years ago
I tried very hard to take what the intro said to heart. Really, I did. But I couldn't bring myself to even finish "Tideland." I tried applying it to what I remember of being a child, and it just didn't work for me. I still would have recognized my father's dead body in a chair. I still would have realized there was something deeply wrong with the kid next door. I will usually try and stand by Gilliam's work, but not this one.
indieabby88 4 years ago
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His comments are completely unnecessary. Watch this movie if you don't mind squirming in your seat for 2 hrs. I loved it.
batty008 4 years ago
I'm going to use some of the things he said in this intro on anyone I know that's planning on seeing Tideland. "This film is seen through the eyes of a child. If it's shocking, it's because it's innocent." So true. I liked the movie a lot.
UndeadPrincess 4 years ago 4
I think nobody will ever make movie that would be psycho enough so I would give it 100%, but this one is quite close. Unfortunatly some people will never understand that kind of movies, because it doesnt fit their scheme.
Hammeredgods 4 years ago
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Essentially the intro was saying, 'this film is shit'
And it was. I have loved much of Gillam's work. But not this film. Truly crap.
PretzelLogic 4 years ago
Boy, do you like to read into other people's statements.
I think Gilliam has been around long enough that he means what he says when he says it, and I think your view is what's "shit."
Wanderlustus 4 years ago 5
hehe... "they tend to bounce"...
theconundrumm 4 years ago 3
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I never laughed so hard in all my life. His inner child is a little girl.. lol.. If you drop children they bounce.. lol The whole jist seemed to be, "Yes, my movie sucks, but if you don't like it it's your own damn fault. I am 64 years old, yet I am a little girl. And dropped babies bounce." ROFLMAO!!
Xenu 4 years ago
You took the drop a child and they bounce way too literal. He means they are resiliant duh. Him finally finding his inner child @ 64means that at least he found it while some will never know their inner child sadly. Some never lost it. Seriously, are you retarded? I mean it's not that complicated what he's trying to convey.
CandyVenom 3 years ago
You're the retardo if you don't see the insane amount of humor in his hilarious spiel! This is funny shit! Uh.. you mean he wasn't REALLY advocating dropping children?? I am SHOCKED! I thought he meant it literally! How silly of me. Let me know when you discover unintentional meanings are humorous.
I AM XENU!!!!
Xenu 3 years ago
Ok XENU warrior dipshit lol. How silly of you, if you weren't retarded, I'd probably wouldn't be as sympathetic towards your lameness.
CandyVenom 3 years ago
You think I'm lame because I find something that's hilarious funny? How old are you. anyway? 12? And you obviously have no idea who Xenu is. I will blast you with BTs if you continue being obnoxious. And those are VERY expensive to get rid of.
Xenu 3 years ago
Wow. My point has been proven. Thank you.
CandyVenom 3 years ago
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Your point is POOP!!
Xenu 3 years ago
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it really is
lehanh1648 3 years ago