In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
LOL! Great video! "In your dreams, ya fat prick" LOL!
By the way, where were you able to access that theme tune that was played at the beginning and the end of this clip, and what was it called? I love the tune, and furthermore I've heard it on TV a few years ago.
america is the biggest fuck up of a country ever they think they are soo tough but nobody actually likes them except for the bloody polititions and no one likes them anyway
america
GO AND GET FUCKED!!! you dont even deserve a capital letter
Why would anyone envy you when: you have terrible secondary education (in 2007 ranked 37th worldwide according to the OECD), a health system which (even when someone does have health cover) is substandard according to the WHO, two political parties - Right wing and extremely right wing, and religious lunatics who insist that science is replaced by religious mythology in the classroom?
I've noticed something about Brits they will never admit that one of there former colonies has reached a more Superior domination global dominant status then they have? Why is this? Are they just Ignorant or pissed?
BTW: Britain couldn't get shit done until American command took in charged of Europe then shit was done in 16 months.
BTW you spelled "plead" wrong and you were talking shit about me not spelling shit right and you just reversed it HAHAHA suck a dick. You colonies are now our bitch MUHAHAHHAA
Furthermore where we you when we were fighting the Japs. You wern't... America was the only country to fight all 3 fronts. Britain failed at all 3 until America took in charge. North Africa, Europe, pacific. No you weren't fighting Germany. Germany was doing all the fighting. And at the same time you were begging us for troops and equipment. HAHAH you suck!
yea no wonder the world hates you i personaly dont have a problem with america just the spoiled shits known as the american citizans they act like dadecountyhustler305 cause they know their govourment will defend them and everything will be okay but no when a country gets bigger then you and you piss them off they will invade you and so will every other country that has more then 5 solders then what will you do cunt you will become a corpse or a imigrant going to a other country.
actually, your wrong. Australia, too, fought all three fronts, but, as we do not have such a large population, and we were a country only just getting to its feet at the time, we didn't fight to the extent that america did. and there it is. you have far more people, therefore, far more people to send and fight than any other country. that's the ONLY reason why you where able to do so well. why are you so proud that someone else fought a war? if u had been there u prolly woulda shot ur mate. fuck
So it isn't just The Chaser who bash Anna Cretin then huh ;) Good video! Santa said Ho ho ho to me all those years ago and I turned out just fine. Also...Anna Cretin mentions Santa may offend non Christian children. Where does Santa appear in the Bible?
Have you seen Mike Myers "The Cat In The Hat" movie from 2004? There's a scene in it where the "Cat" (Mike Myers) points the two kids to a dirty garden hoe and says "Now that is a dirty hoe!". Movie is "G" rated. In 2004, then Senator Brian Harradine complains to the OLFC about that scene and the movie's "G" rating. The OLFC dimiss the complaint as it is way too far fetched and a stretch on commom sense.
nice to see you take on the PC Brigade yak, dudes in the uk are pinning many hopes on you aussies.. its sad to see the demise of christmas as others try desperately to bend over backwards to accommodate the pocket warming needs of politicians and the apparent 'needs and views' of newcomers. if we continue to tolerate this shit they'll be nothing left of our culture at all.
I wouldn't take it too seriously Rick. It's mostly tabloid media hype that is either grossly exaggerated or in some cases totally false. They tend to track down the lunatic fringe and give exposure to their moronic point of view knowing it will attract ratings from the predicably outraged ignorant.
once again yak you have taken real life,kicked the crap out of it,re mulled it ,and turned it into real funny shit...kudos to you and you crew,and does the left breast of anna inflate ever so slightly during the interview.
jen and I hope the god Dionysus and the one that looks after small things smiles over your fam this hols yak...cheers....bruce
Summer hasn't arrived here yet Pip. Al Qaeda may be holding it hostage or something. But poor old Santa still dresses for winter when in Aussie. 40 degree (c) heat and he has a bloody big jacket on
If only Anna Coren did show her cleavage like that
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OMGTWILIGHTRULES 7 months ago
Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter.
WalkthrougProduction 1 year ago
Thanx for posting Yakovich. I'm cryin here. LMFAO!
novembercherry4 1 year ago
search: Boy Gets Happy At Santa Sighting
DarianTheeOntarian 2 years ago
LOL! Great video! "In your dreams, ya fat prick" LOL!
By the way, where were you able to access that theme tune that was played at the beginning and the end of this clip, and what was it called? I love the tune, and furthermore I've heard it on TV a few years ago.
Jezza46 2 years ago 5
Cheers Yak, you make good points and are always a laugh.
ninaiswow 2 years ago
yak, you have some good points of view. Fuck these pretentious bastards. Keep your shit rolling.
Clluthu 2 years ago
thank you mc tavish bear i agree
samwisehall 2 years ago
hahaha, 3:30 Epic
fergus1494 2 years ago
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Your videos would be better if they weren't so derogatory
BloodykneeVrykul 2 years ago
Baad Santa!
That kicked ass.
PFWoody488 2 years ago
lulz you people are lulz and this video sucks
depressionwizard 2 years ago
america is the biggest fuck up of a country ever they think they are soo tough but nobody actually likes them except for the bloody polititions and no one likes them anyway
america
GO AND GET FUCKED!!! you dont even deserve a capital letter
pauly387 2 years ago
The world doesn't hate us they envy us. Just like you. Jealousy is the most sincere form of flattery. HAHAHA suck a dick
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
can i ask why the US of A thinks they are the greatest nation in the world? i Truly want to know. No sarcasm.
Downfall890 2 years ago 3
because theyre the richest *cough*
theyre the strongest *cough*
:P
snowbeast01 2 years ago
too right man
Downfall890 2 years ago
haha :D
and *not being sarcastic* most of them are up 'emselves.
snowbeast01 2 years ago 3
Why would anyone envy you when: you have terrible secondary education (in 2007 ranked 37th worldwide according to the OECD), a health system which (even when someone does have health cover) is substandard according to the WHO, two political parties - Right wing and extremely right wing, and religious lunatics who insist that science is replaced by religious mythology in the classroom?
Pal it's not envy, it's pity mixed with disgust.
McTavishBear 2 years ago 4
THANK YOU! I hate Today Tonight and ACA.
bstmanversusskeletor 3 years ago
10 kudos
Shinasstar 3 years ago 2
Your vids are so quality Yak. Plus any chance to have a go at Anna bloody Coren is ok by me.
zoot69 3 years ago 3
Did HO HO HO get banned. And if it did, I want to know how they made it a law so I can make my own laws too lol
Rythem4ever01 3 years ago
and there you have it... santa is a bad m********r XD
rasmus0211 3 years ago
She's better than the real Anna Coren from Today Tonight!
VanyelK 3 years ago 2
This is a true story.
Hannah is hot!
UncleKennybobs 3 years ago
Good on ya santa, thanx for those socks last year ya jolly bastard.
NE1 remember that Kevin 'bloody' Wilson song about santa?
kayjames888 3 years ago
LMAO!! Yes I remember the kevin "bloody" wilson song about santa X3 totally awesome gotta go watch that now
BladedVelvet 3 years ago
this 1 is alrite lol gw fellas
lukebooger 3 years ago
Terrific
pala3000 3 years ago
LOL @ 'Milf riding the sleigh'. I like Santa's wisdom ;-)
WanderingSplit 3 years ago
Haha, But we've not.
Aidsking 3 years ago
this should be on adult swim or something! xD
thegothicxlx 3 years ago
Hahaha! I love santa's accent.!
UnanimousPMK 3 years ago
farrknnn funny luvs yummy mummies too
aussiefirestorm 3 years ago
Civil Libertarians are the scourge of modern Australia... Sense is far from common these days..
oconna 3 years ago
Mate, you're a true blue. More aussies should be like you, I love our "slang". I fucking hate ankle bitters. ;p
Aidsking 3 years ago 2
aidsking... i luv our slang to. hate the sterotypicl crap it causes though. (why does every1 think were so stupid?)
cwaabaa 3 years ago
Americans, That's why, their make us look like beer drinking wife bashers over there.
Aidsking 3 years ago 2
Might just be where I'm from, but we don't think Aussies are stupid.
There's another nation whose name begins with A that everybody thinks is stupid!
UncleKennybobs 3 years ago
austria?
Speedyman153 3 years ago
Well just remember those stupid people whooped your ass and saved your ass. And took all your colonies with her... Muhahahah you suck
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
Another dumb fuck with false history and clueless patriotism.
Can you say "brain washed"?
Probably, but can't spell it.
UncleKennybobs 2 years ago
"Another dumb fuck with false history and clueless patriotism".
Please enlighten me how we didn't whoop your ass and save your ass.......
A little bitter are we? And yes we can spell
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
Ooh yeah, bitter about 200 year old history. Bwahaha, dumb arse. Still trying to be the British Empire, but never will, I see.
You probably voted for Bush.
How many died before you joined WW2? You dumb cunt.
At least you're showing two nations how dumb you are, well done.
UncleKennybobs 2 years ago
I've noticed something about Brits they will never admit that one of there former colonies has reached a more Superior domination global dominant status then they have? Why is this? Are they just Ignorant or pissed?
BTW: Britain couldn't get shit done until American command took in charged of Europe then shit was done in 16 months.
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
PMSL, what a fool.
You've made my point for me.
Go plead allegiance to the flag.
UncleKennybobs 2 years ago
No I didn't vote for bush. But ask your former PM how George bush's dick taste? He'd know HAHAHA you suck
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
BTW you spelled "plead" wrong and you were talking shit about me not spelling shit right and you just reversed it HAHAHA suck a dick. You colonies are now our bitch MUHAHAHHAA
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
Furthermore where we you when we were fighting the Japs. You wern't... America was the only country to fight all 3 fronts. Britain failed at all 3 until America took in charge. North Africa, Europe, pacific. No you weren't fighting Germany. Germany was doing all the fighting. And at the same time you were begging us for troops and equipment. HAHAH you suck!
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
Perfect grammar from another American genius.
I wonder why the world hates you? Oh yeah... I see now.
Yet another son of a whore.
UncleKennybobs 2 years ago
Nice come back pussy. My 5 yr old sister called and said she wants her lines back. HAHAHA you suck......
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
yea no wonder the world hates you i personaly dont have a problem with america just the spoiled shits known as the american citizans they act like dadecountyhustler305 cause they know their govourment will defend them and everything will be okay but no when a country gets bigger then you and you piss them off they will invade you and so will every other country that has more then 5 solders then what will you do cunt you will become a corpse or a imigrant going to a other country.
roschow 2 years ago
isnt citizan too broad of a term when dealing with a contry? im technecly an american citizen :/...
flyerdude02 2 years ago
Bah, technicalities
psychedashell 2 years ago
actually, your wrong. Australia, too, fought all three fronts, but, as we do not have such a large population, and we were a country only just getting to its feet at the time, we didn't fight to the extent that america did. and there it is. you have far more people, therefore, far more people to send and fight than any other country. that's the ONLY reason why you where able to do so well. why are you so proud that someone else fought a war? if u had been there u prolly woulda shot ur mate. fuck
Dunjma 2 years ago
i agree
Downfall890 2 years ago
I also agree
Downfall890 2 years ago
who gives a flying fuck about spelling, especially on you tube.
Still isn't weird that the first time ausralians fought alongside the americans in a war was the first time we had to call friendly fire?
formahult 2 years ago
Who gives a fuck? The people in the real world who can speak English, you ignorant stupid cunt.
UncleKennybobs 2 years ago
that ho ho ho law thing in austraila is crap its just dumb
voyace21 3 years ago 3
Yeah, cos' someone found it offense, who gives a fuck, it's been going on for 500 years or so, I'm still going too say it though.
Aidsking 3 years ago
Techniquly only about 150 years. But still I agree that the HO HO HO ban is a load of crap!!
ozstickman 3 years ago
Techniquly only about 150 years. But still I agree that the HO HO HO ban is a load of crap!!
ozstickman 3 years ago
Same diff.
Aidsking 3 years ago
Same diff.
Aidsking 3 years ago
love it!
ginhibi72 4 years ago
Yako!
If this is what we get for Xmas, fucking hell, I can't wait for Easter!
Are we getting another TCT for Easter?
uni000ver000sal 4 years ago
It's all about what piss-err I mean inspires me at the time.
Yakovich 4 years ago 2
So it isn't just The Chaser who bash Anna Cretin then huh ;) Good video! Santa said Ho ho ho to me all those years ago and I turned out just fine. Also...Anna Cretin mentions Santa may offend non Christian children. Where does Santa appear in the Bible?
magicsquirrel86 4 years ago 3
Have you seen Mike Myers "The Cat In The Hat" movie from 2004? There's a scene in it where the "Cat" (Mike Myers) points the two kids to a dirty garden hoe and says "Now that is a dirty hoe!". Movie is "G" rated. In 2004, then Senator Brian Harradine complains to the OLFC about that scene and the movie's "G" rating. The OLFC dimiss the complaint as it is way too far fetched and a stretch on commom sense.
darkangel2347 4 years ago
...every year, those bastards(meaning any pc group),have to declare some 'old tradition' as "offensive".
What is this world coming to. Who cares about being "Politically Correct."
It's no wonder why children of today are screwed up.
CyberLeech205 4 years ago
Joy to the world! Merry Christmas!!!
Anywho7 4 years ago
Ho, ho, ho from America! Merry Christmas!
xdhimmi 4 years ago
brilliant!
aussiestormer 4 years ago
Santa just wants to wear the wobbly boot a bit more often.
That was really cool
bowlingballout 4 years ago
Ya gotta love stuff that's NOT PC LOL
5*
Gigolo8 4 years ago
"drug-fucked morons" Hahahahahahaha!!!
candychurilla 4 years ago 2
I was trying to be politically correct candy.
Yakovich 4 years ago
haha - that does look like Anna Corin
wiredjazz 4 years ago
She only resembles Anna Corin in a non-litigational way Jazz...
Yakovich 4 years ago
Goad AND Santa are Aussies?
Cool.
arielsandersmusic 4 years ago
lol i mean g o d God and Santa .. doh
arielsandersmusic 4 years ago
Of course Santa and God are Aussies! Jesus would hve been too if they could have found a virgin.
Yakovich 4 years ago
Ba dum dum tchhhh!
Live from Australia .. its YAAAAAK!
arielsandersmusic 4 years ago
Really enjoyed that. Superb peice of satire.
:-)
Merry Christmas.
StiK
Stiktoonz 4 years ago
Thanks StiK,
That means a lot to me coming from a real cartoonist.
Yak...
Yakovich 4 years ago
Santa doesn't sound like that!! But I like the girl.
PleaseLikeMe 4 years ago
Santa couldn't make the recording session so we got one of his helpers to do the voiceover.
Yakovich 4 years ago
nice one!
Cyrius01 4 years ago
Are you serious cyrius?
Yakovich 4 years ago
nice to see you take on the PC Brigade yak, dudes in the uk are pinning many hopes on you aussies.. its sad to see the demise of christmas as others try desperately to bend over backwards to accommodate the pocket warming needs of politicians and the apparent 'needs and views' of newcomers. if we continue to tolerate this shit they'll be nothing left of our culture at all.
BiliousTrumpstaine 4 years ago
I wouldn't take it too seriously Rick. It's mostly tabloid media hype that is either grossly exaggerated or in some cases totally false. They tend to track down the lunatic fringe and give exposure to their moronic point of view knowing it will attract ratings from the predicably outraged ignorant.
Yakovich 4 years ago
Very well said, Yak.
Hypersthene 4 years ago
once again yak you have taken real life,kicked the crap out of it,re mulled it ,and turned it into real funny shit...kudos to you and you crew,and does the left breast of anna inflate ever so slightly during the interview.
jen and I hope the god Dionysus and the one that looks after small things smiles over your fam this hols yak...cheers....bruce
ozgoose 4 years ago
There's a god that looks over small things?! He/She must know me well then. Cheers Goose ditto for your crew.
Yakovich 4 years ago
hohoho yak
HO HO HO ANNA
Amanda999999 4 years ago
You shouldn't be watching filth like this Amanda! Got to your room! Santa may be watching!
Yakovich 4 years ago
hohoho
Amanda999999 4 years ago
well done Yak...lmao....Merry xmas...
ClassicalStretch2 4 years ago
Ta and ditto Stretch
Yakovich 4 years ago
What is this world coming to...Santa a cynical bastard too?? Another masterpiece, Yaky!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS,MATE!!
DelisaProductions 4 years ago
Good onya mate, cobber and all that. You have a good break too lisa.
Yakovich 4 years ago
LOL in your dreams you fat prick Lmao lovely Yak
mayfairproductions 4 years ago
One of my more classy pieces of dialogue don't you think jayme?
Yakovich 4 years ago
lol aww poor santa
well at least he gets some .
parisblonde 4 years ago
Yeah good on ya parisblonde... "At least santa gets some"... Thanks for reminding me that a fictional character gets more than an animating Yak.
Yakovich 4 years ago
RoFL! Totally hilarious!! Finally we discover some of the hidden truths behind the legend! AWESOME animation and story idea!
5 starsss never seems like enough when I'm at your channel!
ToMMaY!i!
TomsterMusic 4 years ago
Stop it Tom, you're making me blush. Just write a song about me and we'll call it quits.
Hmmm I'm sensing a collaboration in the wind.
Yakovich 4 years ago
hohoho has been replaced by "LoL"
BRILLINAT!
rocklee533 4 years ago
Who you calling a Brillinat rocklee!?
Yakovich 4 years ago
BRILLIANT!!!or so i dont know!!! Lets go with
FANTASTIC!!!
rocklee533 4 years ago
OMG LOL!!!!! but i think they should kepp saying hohoho..
jewgirl1127 4 years ago
They do to my sister
Yakovich 4 years ago
Love it and so true.....
Lynn From Scotland
feral07 4 years ago
Good onya Lynn and och eye the noo to ya this holiday season
Yakovich 4 years ago
return of yakovich XD
enixfire 4 years ago
I've been somewhere?
Yakovich 4 years ago
Well you came out with two videos in 3 months and I missed the funny
enixfire 4 years ago
Woah excellent! But.. I thought Santa in Australia would be burnt to a crisp by now lol
Pippilly 4 years ago
Summer hasn't arrived here yet Pip. Al Qaeda may be holding it hostage or something. But poor old Santa still dresses for winter when in Aussie. 40 degree (c) heat and he has a bloody big jacket on
Yakovich 4 years ago
LOL. Santa tells it like it is!
BGenerous 4 years ago
Well he gets presents good bad or indifferent...
Yakovich 4 years ago
Not Bad! =))
pineapplexy 4 years ago
Not bad-exclamation point?
What are you saying pineapplexy?
My mediocrity is astounding....
Yakovich 4 years ago
wow very funny and brilliantly executed...merry christmas and many ho ho's for you...hugs
josette54 4 years ago
Thanks Josette but the missus won't let me have any Ho's, Christmas or not! Bloody selfish I reckon...
Yakovich 4 years ago
MILF's riding Santa's sleigh.. bloody fun
MrYowie 4 years ago
Mr Yowie,
I was going say "emptying Santa's sack" but people may have taken it the wrong way.
Yakovich 4 years ago
I'd love to be a fly on the wall listening to all the lines that didn't make it into the script.
MrYowie 4 years ago
nao gostei
marcelofvn 4 years ago
hahaha brilliant!
5*
righthandgenius 4 years ago
Like the christmas star hey RHG?
Yakovich 4 years ago
exactly!
righthandgenius 4 years ago
Good job!
AskCarrieLee 4 years ago
Thanks Carrie, I'll tell santa you've been a good girl this year... You have been a good girl haven't you?
Yakovich 4 years ago
Well, that's debatable.
AskCarrieLee 4 years ago