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  • That's not even true I'm cool with most white people I don't call them that unless we are joking.

  • this the first time i heard a white person call themselves a cracker

  • Shut up and enjoy the video mofos.

  • Nigger

  • I see everyone has an opinion and I just wanted to put my 2cents in. I just want to say that if you have nothing positive to say, please don't post it. It does the rest of us no good and it just makes you a the lesser man/woman.

  • This video shows how absurd it is to call each other a racial slur.

  • It's a parody of a double standard and indirectly of the irony of current black comics. He addressed it in his joke about how black comics always impersonate white guys in a certain voice. Get that stick out of your butt and laugh, or go back in time to 1943 to Nazi Germany you racist. If you live in a double standard [where it's okay if black says it but not if white] then you have no credibility. This law applies to everything.

  • Cracker please! Cracker what?

    lmao xD

  • I in no way thought this was racist. He isn't making fun of black people. He's making fun of black comics making fun of white people. I suppose that parody of the n-word could be taken wrong. "Only we can use that word. We call each other that," etc. I for one don't like the use of either word (even though the term cracker does not offend me). But why call each other a derogatory term? Seems stupid. But, I guess it's pointless to argue because some people won't change their minds for anything.

  • 1:29 but first i'm gonna dance!

  • @wiiplayer55

    lol, you are the type of person the comic is making fun of. Brilliant.

  • lol he reminds me of my old teacher

  • i never heard of this guy before. downed two of his albums and threw them onto my mp3 player to listen to at work. made my day. aso lisa lampanellis shit i threw on there was hilarious. that bitch is funny as hell

  • :-) feel free to call me one all you want though!

  • Asians are so lucky they are left out of this bullshit

  • @fairyheli2 you clearly haven't heard enough racial slurs

  • it's so funny and true because unlike the N-word, there really isn't a racial name that you can call a white person that we get offended about...cracker, honkey, whitey, hillbilly, white trash, redneck....whatever...they don't offend, just make me chuckle!

  • @CorinthPastor i know a lot of people that get offended by being called hillbily or redneck

  • This guy is soooooooooooo unfunny. I just don't get it.

  • @Dangermanumber6 then...don't....watch it? Kindof a no brainer lol... :)

  • I saw him do this bit on TV at teh Montreal Just for Laughs festival. the funniest thing was that everyone was laughing except a black guy that happened to be in the shot. I have always thought it was odd that African americans/black people whatever they wish to be called get upset when people use that certain word and then proceed to call each other that. If I saw Jay -Z in the street & said it to his face he'd freak, but he says it ALL THE TIME. Can you say Hypocrite

  • You can say Cracka not Cracker!! HILARIOUS!

  • Well this is PREPOSTEROUS!

  • ...Dude you are like a "CHILD" in this , the date is wrong , it must be 1997 ... yea that is it ... TheProfessor69 ROCKS !

  • LAME

  • black

  • Very clever. This guy has the black/white comedian deal down in stone.

  • hahah this is what im talking about. gotta love the jews.

  • @WoahImStoned He's catholic.

  • @DottiePalooza

    I tripped on acid with this dude.

  • @PalinBOOBS He's still Catholic.

  • @DottiePalooza

    I know. he was quite active at St. Marys.

  • this isn't even funny. not all black people use the n word. it's a fucking stereotype. any respectable person wouldn't even think of using a rasist term. fuck rasism and stereotypes.

  • @jessf1021

    Im not sure he said every black person uses the n word. Hes making fun of the ones that do though. Hes being light hearted about it. why cant you?

  • @jessf1021

    maybe you should check out the BET, black entertainment television, and see how many people drop the N word

  • @NNYownz yea i find it unnecessary..

  • Are you a nigger?

  • I couldn't understand a word he said besides cracker and the "n" word

  • like black people they call each other nigger nigger please and i never see someone call me a cracker or i never hear about it

  • Cracka please

  • great stuff

  • lol very true but i would never say 'me and my nigga friends' and dont know any other respectable black person that would

  • @TinfoiL5956

    that´s the one point where he was off, with the "cracker friends". other than that: great piece. Is what stand-up is about IMO

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  • i bet this is hilarious to white people

  • Ju crazy man, what you smokin?

  • @ipissonyocat because other races are racist and dont want to laugh? thats pretty racist dude

  • lololol

  • This is preposterous! I sound nothing like that!

  • lmao

    Brilliant humor.

  • but first im going to dance!

  • This is funny, i was wondering why no comedian came up with this years ago. i love it.

  • haha, this is funny

  • That's preposterous! I don't sound like that at ALL!

  • i love the guys laughs whos recording.

    ha.

    ha.

    ha.

  • this shits so funny

  • "Me and my cracker friends!" It's my white guy imitating a black guy imitating a white guy's voice. FTW lol...(kinda long)

  • "mrycracker" lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollol

  • How do I view the complete video?

  • funniest skit ever.

  • I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. He's hilarious! Oh and btw, Christ is god! Lol.

  • I have a friend who talks like that XD

  • I love this guy! He is too funny!

  • Hey... I have a white friend....

  • This guy is hillarious!

  • So funny

  • he needs to have a beer summit with obama!

  • i love how everyone is getting all serious! Lighten up!

  • I love this guy. He makes such valid points. Let me say, I have no problem with black people as a group. However, I have a problem with those, and this goes for anyone of any race, who have double standards in what everyone can/can't say. For example, I wouldn't be able to call a black person the "N word" because it would be considered racist, however, a black person could say it and it would be considered common vernacular. I also have a problem wih those who hate me for being white. XD

  • lmao! who asked you to make a political statement? It's fuckin comedy!!

  • Why did you r comment get so many thumbs down? what you said is true

  • your*

  • lol I have no idea.

  • cracker please!

  • Why is it so bad when white people make fun of black people when black people always make fun of white people?

  • get the fuck over it.

  • what? why are you making this racial? you're the type of person who only helps further the racism in this country with your backward thinking. idiot.

  • @DemonicGman  i agree wit u

  • @DemonicGman

    are you talking about Mike Birbiglia? If you are, he's not furthering racism, he's mocking it.

  • @DemonicGman Dont cry

  • @SuperJetMonkey96 Now you're making it about gender. I think you're unsure about your sexuality. Go see a psychologist and maybe they can help you. 

  • @DemonicGman Dont cry

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  • Us still.

  • @magog1138 500 years LMAO, that's some great math skills you have there. (sarcasm intended)

  • @magog1138

    Why not just say since the beginning of frigging time, because the number of years some how keeps 'conveniently' rising. This country is only 243 years old, and slavery ended in 1865 when the emancipation proclamation came to fruition. By the way, why are the thousands of white men that fought and died to help to free the slaves so overlooked? White men fought their relatives, brother v brother to free the slaves in America. No one seems to give a shit about that though.

  • @magog1138

    Why not just say since the beginning of frigging time, because the number of years some how keeps 'conveniently' rising. This country is only 243 years old, and slavery ended in 1865 when the emancipation proclamation came to fruition. By the way, why are the thousands of white men that fought and died to help to free the slaves so overlooked? White men fought their relatives, brother v brother to free the slaves in America. No one seems to give a shit about that though.

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  • slavery bro

  • Ok, so from the years of us treating black people unequally that I wasnt even alive for and neither were most of the people complaining about my comment, you want us to treat black people unequally still by not treating them the way that we would treat each other?

  • @wiiplayer55 Why is it that white people got to take innocent people from their homes just to beat and enslave them and black people can't do it to white people?

  • @ipissonyocat

    Because the white man still does that, all the time, every day, especially in America.

    The concept of time seems to elude the stupid.

  • @wiiplayer55 I'm black & I grew up with many races. I think it proves that someone isn't racist if they feel comfortable telling jokes with each other. We tried not to have a double standard, & if someone went too far we called them out for it,but we didn't make a big deal about it. My best friend is married to a white guy & they say black/white jokes, & I doubt he's racist since he married a black woman. I don't get offended at these type of jokes unless its offensive. THIS is funny.

  • @wiiplayer55 hitler ruined the very concept of white pride

  • @wiiplayer55 Its because they have a lot of history . It really goes way back. I guess its a way of getting back? ha im not sure but it really is about what white people did to black people a while ago. Dont take my word for it but i think that is the reason

  • @poplockdropit34556 yeah, well i have a lot of black friends, and they dont know why people cant say it. Slavery was a battle fought by another era. People cant just go about reeking the benifits of it now. Black people always call white people crackers and honkeys. and they dont get in trouble for it. white people just laugh. black people cant stand to heard a word that even rhymes with the N word. I just think its ridiculous.

  • @eliterubberduckieINC it is ridiculous.. But at the same time who started it? Did we start calling them Ni****s or did they start calling us crackers?

  • @eliterubberduckieINC Reeking (meaning stinking) or Reaping (meaning benifiting from)? 

  • @wiiplayer55

    Making fun of black people isn't bad - unless its mean spirited - then you're a biggot. And the fact that you didn't know that, says you're ignorant too. Stop listening to other idiots while they explain what's right and what's wrong. If you can't figure out if its funny or not, it probably isn't - and then you should stop what you're saying and leave.

  • @neilminshall are you white?...If so, finally someone gets it...a word is just a sound, a joke is just a joke...the context of the two is what matters....when you say something malicious towards others to degrade them, that's when you are wrong...a person's true intent is what matters. Nonverbal comm. is everything. Stupid people from both races fail to understand that. This set was pretty funny I wasn't offended at all.

  • @wiiplayer55

    silly question, but I'll give this a shot. Perhaps because we were never persecuted and treated like worse than animals at their hands? Just a wild guess...

  • @wiiplayer55 im assuming its because whites made blacks slaves for many centuries must make them feel abit better

  • well it could remind us of painful memories of our past like owning land and people...aaah, ruined my day by calling me cracker.

    XD

  • Im white and dont get offended by "white racial terms".....white people arnt offended by the term cracker, redneck, or white trash... and if they are then lol

    can someone explain why a white person would be offended

  • I've never thought about it like that before. LOL 5/5

  • haha this is hilarious!!!

  • Only laughable part was "that's my white guy doing a black guy doing a white guy voice."

    Hahaha.

  • hey cracker! pass the sunchips!

    not till we get to the picnic cracka! LOL

  • volvo station rofl

  • THIS IS SOOOOOO FUNNY

  • haha!

    i luv him!

    all me and my friend say is hey cracker pass the sunchips!!

    omfg!

    haha!

  • I LOVE MIKE BIRBIGLIA...

    Check us out.

    We're uber cool. Toodles...

  • OMG! i saw his this weekend on comedy central while flipping thru the channels..i was laughing so hard i cried! He's good!!

  • You can see Birbiglia do this skit On Demand right now under TV Entertainment: Comedy Central: Stand Up-Showdown.

  • WEWT GO MIKE AND ST.LOUIS

  • Cracka pleaze

  • Cracker whaaaaaaat?

  • Pass the sun chips.

  • cracker what?

  • cracker please!

  • cracker what?

  • Quel chapeau?

  • this guy is amazing.

  • OHMYGOSH!!!!!

    my last name is BERBIGLIA!!!

    ;OOO

    soooo weird..

  • That's because you're adopted, tool.

  • Cracker WhAt!

  • craker

  • hey cracker!...pass the sun chips!!

  • not till we get to the picnic cracker

  • his "white voice" sounds like dean knotts

  • don knotts, idk why i said dean

  • because jean is sometimes spelled jean thats why u did

  • That's one funny Cracker!!!

  • Q: What's one of the best ways to ease tension?

    A: Through humor.

  • Don't watch a comedian if you're not here to laugh, mo' fuggas, hah

  • You are so uneducated it's not even worth fighting with you about it.

  • i dnt see how people can compare cracker and nigger!nigger has so much more effect and has been used for so many yrs crakers is nothing!there is no word that offends a person like nigger!

  • I bet you're black.

  • He's not comparing them seriously, he's just making a joke for the sake of getting a laugh.

  • you'd be surprised

  • I'm asian, and i call my friends crackers. But my friends are white, and they're cool with it!

  • "all wihte people are racist", my, how very unracist... *sarcasm*

  • "As long is you aren't" Right,We can either focus on getting us both new keyboards or we can deal with the real facts. White people said nigger because they didn't know how to say nigeria so they created their own word and now its nigger and it is suppossed to mean ignorant when in fact they were being ignorant.You just want to say it just because you feel you can't without getting your ass beat.You can thank your ancestors for that not black people. Sorry go tan or something.

  • What are you talking about? I didn't even say "as long as you aren't." My point is, you're allowed to be racist, but I can't? Fuck that. And thank my white ancestors? Why don't you thank your high and mighty African kings for selling their people for trade goods. No, slavery ain't right, but it would not have happened if they weren't on the bartering table. Then again, the Egyptians enslaved the Jews...

  • Porch monkeys... its ok. I'm bringin' it back.

  • Takin'*

  • Actually, "negro" and its derivatives come from the Spanish word meaning black or very dark in color. As long is you aren't the kind of person that says it every five seconds but tells me I can't than you are okay with me.

    Loser.

  • Im not referring to negro im referring to nigger...I will make sure to put your sentence in my book to...you know the one where you said...."As long is you aren't"...lol. you are so super lame your jokes sucked and so do you..white people said nigger because they didnt know how to say nigeria so they created their own word and now its nigger and it is suppossed to mean ignorant but according to you it does not...no matter what you say youre white youre going to hell anyway...lol. start tanning..

  • I'm not sure what jokes I told but okay, whatever. I'm going to hell because I'm white? What, do you go to Obama's church? That's pathetic. The only one here who has exhibited any racism is you. It's just pathetic.

    My beef is with the people that sling the word around like it isn't offensive (in my book, it's worse than cussing) but tell others they can't say it because it's only offensive when THEY use it. That's the sort of ignorance and double standard that divides people.

  • i can not pass a bag of sunchips......

  • cracka what lol hes da best!

  • Cracka please!

  • cracka

  • funny

  • i hate all u crackers!! go to hell

  • i agree

  • oh and btw everyone needs to chill out, its just comedy if its funny just fucking laugh and stop giving a shit. :)

  • "please do not take a picture of that"

  • cracker plz

  • sup crackers