Bill Cosby - My Father's Car

[Wolfieluver15]

5 people didnt get their cars to walk into the driveway.

[newfalconer]

Love it love it love it love it. Even love the crackles and pops. It sound just like my original vinyl album.

[Xxandrew01]

XD

[sebcast95]

my left ear disliked this

[kcbennie]

Who would dislike this?

[Midorikonokami]

you wouldn't do anything nowadays with 50c worth of gas!

[shogunrommel]

@Midorikonokami I doubt one could even get fumes for 50 cents.

[ItchyKneeSon]

Why do people vote up comments that spoil punchlines?

You're destroying comedy for the rest of us...

[theprimeminister]

5 dislikes?

sheesh - they must be deaf!

Bill Cosby sets the benchmark for Standup - all others are in the shadow!

[fredstuckmann]

I'm going to have to send that to my son.

What a riot!

[TheLuNaMaStEr]

Last night you had the car didn't you?

"Yes Dad"

"YOU DAMN RIGHT YOU HAD IT!" LMAO

[safetosaydontquoteme]

50 cents worth of gas, holy fuck.

[MegaPrincessviolet]

"AIN"T NO GAS IN THE CAR!!" LOL

[Astromchaser]

"Now some boys borrow their fathers car junior, and leave just enough gas in it so that the father can start the car, and run outa gas startin it up. Now that's how dumb some boys think their fathers are, YOU THINK, IM SO DUMB THAT IMA GET IN THIS CAR, CLOSE THE DOOR, AND SAY OH MY GOODNESS I RAN OUTA GAS CLOSIN THE DOOR!."

[MegaPrincessviolet]

This totally made my day!

[Zeekstuff]

man 75 cents for some gas that doesn't get you anywhere nowadays

[sweetestantiguan]

epic

[AZsunwoman]

Absolutely the funniest one of his sketches I've ever heard & I thought I'd heard them all. I did not remember hearing this one before. We had all the albums when I was a kid & I listened (so I thought) to all of them. Hahahahahahahaha!

[swat41wls]

can anyone post the lyrics. or does anyone have them?

[gbraae]

This is parenting I can get with lolololol ;)

[eastnorthshore]

4 dislikes? who dislikes the Cos?

[BarrickTheHedgehog]

@eastnorthshore The 4 fathers who may have disliked this video for having 4 sons borrow the car?

[beatlezrawesome]

@eastnorthshore I thought the same thing???!?!?

[panzerkiller13]

50 cents of gas is enough to start your car and then watch it shut off again :)

[kj762aa]

@panzerkiller13 not in 1966 its not

[votava55]

Tonight was the first time I have heard this from Cosby, and yet I KNOW my Dad and I had this very conversation some 22-23 years ago, even the part where I was to stand in front of the car so he could run me over.

[fxwg]

Bill is hilerious!!!!!

[101survivalist]

True punishment.

[janchapman1969a]

the first time i ever heard this was on the "Fat Albert" "cassette", yes cassette, and i couldn't stop laughing

[MrJimorman]

i can remember gas being 22 cents a gal. wow long time ago huh? lol

[cutie256454]

"HOW DID YOU GET THIS CAR TO WALK INTO THE DRIVEWAY, THERE AIN'T NO GAS IN IT"

[tdrpowerl]

did he really pay 50 cents for a tank of gas? talk about the good ol' days.

[monkeykid797]

Bill Cosby is the funniest thing around even today.

[artchel1]

3 people who disliked this had done what Mr. Cosby had done

[TheGoldcountry]

Things may change, but the next generation will ALWAYS think that they are smarter. Sometimes they are right, but 90% of the time they realize that their parents did it long before they did.

[dragondancer1814]

@TheGoldcountry My 9-year-old daughter thinks she's hot stuff because she recently discovered "Punchbuggy." Not only am I now refusing to drive anywhere near a Best Buy with her in the car because of the Geek Squad cars being Bugs (and having my arm punched off as a result), but you should've seen the look on her face when I told her my generation INVENTED Punchbuggy-hers just added the "no punchback" rule!

[TheGoldcountry]

@dragondancer1814 I call BS on that- she'll get hers when she has kids- until then it's fair between daddy and daughter(keep in mind- she'll remember, and teach her kids to punch granddad- so keep your guard up)

[dragondancer1814]

@TheGoldcountry Well, Bill Cosby did say that parents put a curse on their kids by saying that "I hope for my sake that you have children who act exactly the same way that you act!" He's right-that curse WORKS.

Which means I will indeed get my revenge down the road!

[jones152]

25 cent gas WOW

[thedavecorp]

I've never heard this one!

I can't tell you how many times I heard "I brought you into this world, I'll take you out!"

I wished he would - I got so tired of hearing it.

[dVONSHOLLER]

If ur checkin out the gas these days listen to this old record!

[Betweenlostandfound1]

Oh crap ! I`ve been LMAOF watching and listening to all of these skits Bill has here on youtube. Saw the HBO specials yrs ago but this is better when you can dissect the parts. Thank you Bill for yrs of humor and unmatched wit.

[JayJayKeats]

2 people were the table.

[BishopTJH]

2 people ran out of gas while CLOSING THE DOOR:-)!!!

[RCMassicott]

2 people got run over

[RCMassicott]

2 people didn't smell anything

[DustyPengwin]

50 cents of gas? i guess he wants enough just to start it up

[Thorsae]

@DustyPengwin Back then gas barely cost anything

[jb54007]

ehhh not that funny

[SasukeUchihaguy]

How did you get this car in this spot WHEN THERE AINT NO GAS IN THE CAR! How did you get this car to get up and WALK INTO THIS SPOT! I got in the car, turned the key and the needle FELL OUTSIDE!

[Razman811]

lol 50 cent worth of gas, now THAT'S the real joke

[Froggatt]

@Razman811 like your mother

[RazvanTheBear]

@Froggatt You want a real funny joke? find a mirror kid

[kayjo101]

"Don't cry! Cuz' your mother ain't coming!"

[RyanDavidPoetry]

I can see this all going on in my head, Bill Cosby forever

[yarrellc]

"Ain't no fumes or nothing!" Priceless.

[weasel884]

gotta love old world humor.

[machedemus]

"come here" "who me?" "

"no the table"

LMAO

[barber215]

he has the smoothest approach in the world. bill rules!!!!

[lwallace79]

Excellent!

[fhsrebel03]

I got in the car, turned the key, and the needle fell outside!...lol

[Christsremnant]

Man... 75 cents.... Im 15 cant wait to pay a lot more for my gas

[pmkraa]

.....yeah, I'm talkin' to you egghead. 

[Smoofie92]

no the table..

[k12kyle]

this reminds me of my dad.

[k12kyle]

This sooooo reminds me of me and my dad. except i'm a girl. xD

[Roxas42124]

1 guy was such a big fan that he watched the video upside down. he just thumbed up the wrong way. what a fine example. :D

[crossties1]

How do you get this car to WALK into this spot with no fumes or nothin in it?!

[elikeeler]

i got in the car turn the key and the needle fell outside.

[90Christin]

@elikeeler what needle?

[elikeeler]

@90Christin the needle on the gas gauge

[abbyolas]

You come back here, you put gas in the tank.

Then you put some in the carburetor,then you get in front of the car cause I'm gonna run over you.

LMAO!!!

[Peppi94]

@abbyolas Why would you tell us the final punchline like that?  Please put "spoiler alert" in front of your reply, if you insist on spoiling the joke for the rest of us. Thank you.

[mdil123]

@Peppi94 i never thought that would effect a joke but it did in a last video. i guess its the persons fault for reading the comments before checking out the video to comment on.

[sswriters]

When I was 15, I first heard his greatest work, "To Russel My Brother Whom I Slept With". 30 years later, I played the record for my 2 daughters and they laughed as hard as I did when I first heard it. Good humor about the family is truly timeless.

[CrowMeris]

oh.my.god - sitting here with tears streaming down my face - this is one funny, funny man!

[MarieAlice444]

"I don't smell nothin' Dad"

"That's right cause there ain't no gas in the car!"

[knightryderrwn]

3:07, there he goes again, "I brought you INTO this world, I'LL TAKE YOU OUT, you know!!"

[jakeo96]

75 cents.. hoy shit.. walk??? wtf... god it would have been awesome to live in bills day

[lalalaxoxo18]

don't cry. cause your mother ain't comin !

LOOOL !

[lalalaxoxo18]

"come here. "

who me?

"no the table !"

[newjerseyfan101]

here 75 cents xD

[Galavya41]

Look no sex , no vulgarity , no swearing , no insults This is what comedy is , this is why they say " Dying is easy comedy is hard" ...but now these so called comedians dont even try , let alone trying hard. What has happened to the art of great standup

[DavidHanceQuotivate]

Bill Cosby is the best - no further comment required! Happy Fatther's Day (David Hance, Founder, Quotivate)

[tatojunco]

MR. BILL COSBY,my favorite comedian...just the best

[fall98]

Cmere... who me?  No, the table. LOL

[hipha123]

hipha123 We need lots more of this kind of performances, just down to earth and decent!!!!!!!!!

[Ninjamonkey767]

Oh my god I ran out of gas closin' the door!

[illo40]

Still the funniest guy around. His humor never dates!

[DanePax]

Awesome. So funny and the guy didn't ever cus in his performances.

[jesinu]

@DanePax He cussed in THIS performance, actually.

[SBJimmeh]

@DanePax Actually, in his routine called "Drugs" he did say "Ass Hole".

I still love his clean humor, though.

[goobert3]

@SBJimmeh 1 time how many other comedians cus only 1 time in te hole act?..not very many

[Daimo988]

@DanePax thats y he'd hafta b the best comedian ever.......always funny without being crude, thats just skill

[Wolkeyfentah]

@DanePax Actually, he swore but it's pretty rare "Jesus Christ and Dammit" bit is one of the more popular ones where he swore. The BIG thing though, is he never swore just to swear or disrespectful to audience.

[bobbyperrault2]

@DanePax he acutly did but on very very very rare accounts like in one he says asshole but he didnt do it much

[kingpen]

@DanePax  Well, he did cuss on the "drugs" bit and the "chocolate cake" bit.

But yeah, for the most part, clean~:)

[dodowner132]

@DanePax he did cuss every once in awhile

[runnekarill]

@DanePax he would swear... only the lesser swear "damn" though.

[MastaChief117]

@DanePax Yes he did/does. I saw him in 02 at Miami of Ohio University and he swore, mildly but he did.

[DanePax]

@MastaChief117 ^^ ok...

[Badquack]

@DanePax he said asshole once

[Z840]

@DanePax not true, he said damnit when he was talking about his dad calling his brother damnit.

[DanePax]

@Z840 : // answers . yahoo . com / question / index ? qid = 20080710185449AAiCrtX

[masercot]

@Z840 Jesus Christ!  You're right...

[mayorphill]

@DanePax He RARELY cussed.

[inarisarp]

@DanePax He did say "Damn it" but that's about it.

[etherealessence]

lmao, he was great back in the day.

[LucarioMaster25]

85 cents?!? The normal gas price around here nowadays is like $3 per gallon! Hahahahahahaha!!!