It is genius in its appeal to women who banged the "bad guy" and then got dumped. "He really loves you but that scared him and some day he will come back to you when he realizes it"
Even though he may be in bad movies he still gets paid and in the end that is the BOTTME LINE! Also, he looks good and I bet he is getting alot of women! So he wins. But I do love when the guys tear apart a movie...FUNNY!
@BrendanIsCool In the wise words of Louis CK, if it was raining outside, and this movie was playing when I was inside, "I would go back out into the rain. If it was raining AIDS, I would go back outside and open my mouth. I'd look up like a turkey, and drown in AIDS rain."
Jennifer Lopez has a new movie coming out where she get's pregnant after a first date...haven't they made two movies like that already!?!? Fools Rush In and Knocked-Up.
McCounaghey was good in three movies: Dazed and Confused, that dragon movie with Christian Bale and the movie based on a John Grisham novel. That's all.
the other aspect of The Ghosts of Prostitutes Past is that a lot of them really are ghosts since I'm sure Jimmy has beaten a few to death with the claw end of a hammer
you gotta keep makin these vids man, or let me know how ya do it cuz this is exactly wat op always talks about in adding a visual element to the show...if u could find a way to do this in real time, money.
didn't even know about this shitty movie til now, had not heard this OPE bit, mat mcCONAHAY or what the fuck ever..he gave up trying, he had one good movie were he was a psycho killer now he's in chick flicks, but hey if i could i would to get the MONEY. FUCK HOLLYWOOD
LOL!@!@! " hes such a fucking lady's man" and "thats crazy! this guy is in the shittyest movies fucking ever made" jesus ur a show and u love cussing lol ur funny
This movie would be better if a couple of his ex Girl friends got together, brutally assaulted him and cut his dick off. That how you handle a guy who cheats on you. Why dont more women do that?
this is the problem w/ woman. they want these shitty movies where it shows hot, wonderful men seekin out hot chicks an then by the end of the movie hes the nice guy that woman ignor. enough w/ the fuckin fantasies already, u want the original Matt in the movie, not the converted one
See that DVD cover, imagine if that was reversed and the whole movie was reversed, and it was Matt Mcconaughy holding the scarf around the girl like it was a leash. THAT movie would never ever be able to be released or it would be hated on forever.
Actually I think he's a good actor who does shit movies. A time to kill was good Dazed and confused was good but other than those he has some horrendous movies.
i wish matthew maconacunt was better at killing himself. date rapists get the best acting careers.
cclluuttcchh 4 months ago
great video man
TeamCoCo112 4 months ago
firsht part soundshh nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyshh lmfao!!
tufucofo 8 months ago
How could this movie be a flop? What movie audience WOULDN'T want to see Matthew McConaughey scoring with dozens of gorgeous women for two hours?
Sheesh, I'm surprised they didn't burn down the theater.
JamesOhGoodie 9 months ago
48 seconds ? Did he wait till she was naked and bending overhand jumped through the window, fuck her for 40 seconds and run off ?
whiston532 10 months ago
mathew mcconaugheys movies should be dropped out of the enola gay over hiroshima
thatguy708 10 months ago
They played with his nipples... Then they left...! Awesome lines!
GarththeVader 11 months ago
To every guy out there who had to suffer through this piece of shit, I hope you at least got some poon afterward.
TomMSTie1138 11 months ago
Jimmy at 3:49
LuzStewels 1 year ago
A classic review. Thanks for the upload.
Oh4Chrissake 1 year ago
Matthew sounds kinda like the Almighty Chris Hansen
sameer137 1 year ago
This is fucking hilarious
MrUsername5678888 1 year ago
Stick to being a beef spokesperson Matt...You haven't done anything good since Dazed and Confused!
broncodrew 1 year ago
It is genius in its appeal to women who banged the "bad guy" and then got dumped. "He really loves you but that scared him and some day he will come back to you when he realizes it"
Pure chick porn
Hopeful71 1 year ago 5
Horrid.
Nick7nick 1 year ago
"They played with his nipples *pff* and then they left."
Okin17 1 year ago
now the furst part sounds niiiissshhheeeee
MissDeeCole 1 year ago
This movie gave Michael Douglas throat cancer.
CoolerKing37 1 year ago 9
3:12 look at those fucking hyena eyes.
moepippy 1 year ago
Spoiler: He gets the girl in the end.
Kitchinsink3 1 year ago 2
"That first part sounds ni-i-i-ice." He sounds like Adam Sandler impersonating Jodie Foster while masturbating to Sesame Street.
lastunusedname 1 year ago 5
What if you could listen in on the present? .. what if you can change the future? YOU CAN ASSHOLE IT'S CALLED LIVING.
Rm0ran 1 year ago
you set this up nice
boothesquirrel 1 year ago
jim norton is great. matt mcgonorrhea is a tool
cmichael67 1 year ago
Even though he may be in bad movies he still gets paid and in the end that is the BOTTME LINE! Also, he looks good and I bet he is getting alot of women! So he wins. But I do love when the guys tear apart a movie...FUNNY!
zekehooper 1 year ago
I hope he gets ass raped by a Dodge Stratus going 55
xplaykid 1 year ago 6
who's the FUCKING BABE at 6:29?
SwampAshHSS 1 year ago
@SwampAshHSS, SORRY i meant 2:10, i was looking at the video duration instead of the progress time.
SwampAshHSS 1 year ago
Oh my god! Big Laugh Guy makes an appearance @ 2:02!
vonramzen 1 year ago 3
contact sucked 10,000 gallons of hot juicy cum
slimshadyfan4ever 1 year ago
This makes me want TO GET AIDS
BrendanIsCool 1 year ago
@BrendanIsCool In the wise words of Louis CK, if it was raining outside, and this movie was playing when I was inside, "I would go back out into the rain. If it was raining AIDS, I would go back outside and open my mouth. I'd look up like a turkey, and drown in AIDS rain."
Mibawls 1 year ago 3
In a world where shit actors make money
Idiocy is running rampant and your mom *screech* is your father?!
miranger 1 year ago
What it you can chang the future.....YOU CAN ASSHOLE ITS CALLED LIVING!!
godscuttingyoudown 1 year ago 2
The way McConaghey speaks pisses me of.. Reminds me of Mason Verger from Hannibal..
Cloudberrymeadow 1 year ago
I wish Hollywood would just fucking stop remaking A Christmas Carol.
TomMSTie 1 year ago 35
@TomMSTie Fuckin A
seth61682 1 year ago
@seth61682 A Christmas Carol, and Cinderella.
Jennifer Lopez has a new movie coming out where she get's pregnant after a first date...haven't they made two movies like that already!?!? Fools Rush In and Knocked-Up.
TomMSTie 1 year ago
@TomMSTie After Scrooged Why bother right.........
silentbob8201 1 year ago
good in frailty. shit in everything.
11825code6 1 year ago 5
What in the hell has Michael Douglas doing here? Shame on him.
OboxerU 2 years ago 8
I like how the girl in the towel said they dated for 48 seconds. So that's how long he lasts in the sack? It takes longer to say Connor Meade!
hollywoodwerewolf 2 years ago 5
McCounaghey was good in three movies: Dazed and Confused, that dragon movie with Christian Bale and the movie based on a John Grisham novel. That's all.
hollywoodwerewolf 2 years ago 4
Holy fuck I totally forgot about that dragon movie. Reign of fire. Didn't even remember either of them were in that
holic120 1 year ago
Now the firrrrrrsht paaaart sounds niiiiiiiiish. DIE!!!
mitts61 2 years ago 47
You fast forwarding the trailer while Ant is talking is a stroke of genius.
Bluegoo 2 years ago
2:28 - 2:43 I just noticed that in movie trailers a couple of months ago. I'm with Jimmy, I HATE that. And it's in every single trailer now.
BishopAP 2 years ago 3
We got Contact ! = D
Slash9ke 2 years ago
the other aspect of The Ghosts of Prostitutes Past is that a lot of them really are ghosts since I'm sure Jimmy has beaten a few to death with the claw end of a hammer
nickypeeps 2 years ago 4
2:59 TED THE GHOST HUNTER
GoPS3NoXbox360 2 years ago 2
you gotta keep makin these vids man, or let me know how ya do it cuz this is exactly wat op always talks about in adding a visual element to the show...if u could find a way to do this in real time, money.
nkslnkvl 2 years ago
didn't even know about this shitty movie til now, had not heard this OPE bit, mat mcCONAHAY or what the fuck ever..he gave up trying, he had one good movie were he was a psycho killer now he's in chick flicks, but hey if i could i would to get the MONEY. FUCK HOLLYWOOD
BJZnRPZ 2 years ago
And don't forget the McCounaughy classic: "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation."
He had unexplained mechanical legs that were manipulated by TV remotes. Great film.
OboxerU 2 years ago
I only hope and wish, that the people who make these movies, end up in a horrible car wreck on Christmas eve
Pr0jectWeird1605 2 years ago 5
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LOL!@!@! " hes such a fucking lady's man" and "thats crazy! this guy is in the shittyest movies fucking ever made" jesus ur a show and u love cussing lol ur funny
winters123winters 2 years ago
lmao i thought this looked bad before, now its even worse
livevil1989 2 years ago 2
This movie would be better if a couple of his ex Girl friends got together, brutally assaulted him and cut his dick off. That how you handle a guy who cheats on you. Why dont more women do that?
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago
so how many times have you been cheated on?
livevil1989 2 years ago
great video...you should make one were they ripped apart the movie "the ugly truth".
BeerDrinkinGod 2 years ago
5:42 LMFAO
ghede13 2 years ago
"What if you could change the future?"
"You CAN asshole, it's called living." XDD
ToruKun1 2 years ago 10
this is the problem w/ woman. they want these shitty movies where it shows hot, wonderful men seekin out hot chicks an then by the end of the movie hes the nice guy that woman ignor. enough w/ the fuckin fantasies already, u want the original Matt in the movie, not the converted one
K4800M3R5 2 years ago 3
its not even about that. The entire plot of this movie is about taming a man and controlling him. That is what women want to fantasize about.
(even though in real life, like you said, they would never be pleased with a completely emasculated and passive man, its just a fantasy)
s0undtribe 2 years ago 3
See that DVD cover, imagine if that was reversed and the whole movie was reversed, and it was Matt Mcconaughy holding the scarf around the girl like it was a leash. THAT movie would never ever be able to be released or it would be hated on forever.
s0undtribe 2 years ago
what if they did that on the cover of "guess who's coming to dinner"? (the original)
nkslnkvl 2 years ago
"the ghost of prostitutes past" haha
tooflyandshyy 2 years ago
oh that Jimmy, what a scamp.
hollywoodliberal1 2 years ago
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he was pretty good in Tropic Thunder
mastercheif4072165 2 years ago
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mastercheif4072165 2 years ago
I'm going to carry around a jar of acid with me at all times so that on the off chance I run into Mathew McConohay I can't throw it in his face.
DeimosSaturn 2 years ago
Jimmy's version sounds 10x more interesting.
thedancemetaltwins 2 years ago
Dude kicked ass in Reign of Fire but aside from that, meh
TheDrunkenCelt 2 years ago
Dazed and Confused? Just for the fact that he was a pedo, really.
FiveAgainstOne 2 years ago 5
Hah, I completely forgot about him bein in that "Watch the leather man, ahaaa" classic
TheDrunkenCelt 2 years ago
This is hilarious, but the movie wasn't NEARLY as bad as I thought it would be.
ThousanWhite 2 years ago
Awesome editing, loved the blurred Norton sac shot!
chaynestuddert 2 years ago
In the poster for the movie, it looks like Jennifer Garner has a big glazed ham slung over her back...
johnclavis 2 years ago
What about Dazed and Confused? That was a good movie. He's an awful actor, but he's been in good movies.
slytown 2 years ago
Tropic Thunder too.
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago
Actually I think he's a good actor who does shit movies. A time to kill was good Dazed and confused was good but other than those he has some horrendous movies.
OGdbleE 2 years ago
Your editing rules.
SadMammal 2 years ago 6
Thank you sir :)
jicsar 2 years ago 7
Tremendous job editing in the trailer video. Really nice work. Love the freeze-frame at 3:16... LOL You rock!
johnclavis 2 years ago 7