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  • i wish matthew maconacunt was better at killing himself. date rapists get the best acting careers.

  • great video man

  • firsht part soundshh nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyshh lmfao!!

  • How could this movie be a flop? What movie audience WOULDN'T want to see Matthew McConaughey scoring with dozens of gorgeous women for two hours?

    Sheesh, I'm surprised they didn't burn down the theater.

  • 48 seconds ? Did he wait till she was naked and bending overhand jumped through the window, fuck her for 40 seconds and run off ?

  • mathew mcconaugheys movies should be dropped out of the enola gay over hiroshima

  • They played with his nipples... Then they left...! Awesome lines!

  • To every guy out there who had to suffer through this piece of shit, I hope you at least got some poon afterward.

  • Jimmy at 3:49

  • A classic review. Thanks for the upload.

  • Matthew sounds kinda like the Almighty Chris Hansen

  • This is fucking hilarious

  • Stick to being a beef spokesperson Matt...You haven't done anything good since Dazed and Confused!

  • It is genius in its appeal to women who banged the "bad guy" and then got dumped. "He really loves you but that scared him and some day he will come back to you when he realizes it"

    Pure chick porn

  • Horrid.

  • "They played with his nipples *pff* and then they left."

  • now the furst part sounds niiiissshhheeeee

  • This movie gave Michael Douglas throat cancer.

  • 3:12 look at those fucking hyena eyes.

  • Spoiler: He gets the girl in the end.

  • "That first part sounds ni-i-i-ice." He sounds like Adam Sandler impersonating Jodie Foster while masturbating to Sesame Street.

  • What if you could listen in on the present? .. what if you can change the future? YOU CAN ASSHOLE IT'S CALLED LIVING.

  • you set this up nice

  • jim norton is great. matt mcgonorrhea is a tool

  • Even though he may be in bad movies he still gets paid and in the end that is the BOTTME LINE! Also, he looks good and I bet he is getting alot of women! So he wins. But I do love when the guys tear apart a movie...FUNNY!

  • I hope he gets ass raped by a Dodge Stratus going 55

  • who's the FUCKING BABE at 6:29?

  • @SwampAshHSS, SORRY i meant 2:10, i was looking at the video duration instead of the progress time.

  • Oh my god! Big Laugh Guy makes an appearance @ 2:02!

  • contact sucked 10,000 gallons of hot juicy cum

  • This makes me want TO GET AIDS

  • @BrendanIsCool In the wise words of Louis CK, if it was raining outside, and this movie was playing when I was inside, "I would go back out into the rain. If it was raining AIDS, I would go back outside and open my mouth. I'd look up like a turkey, and drown in AIDS rain."

  • In a world where shit actors make money

    Idiocy is running rampant and your mom *screech* is your father?!

  • What it you can chang the future.....YOU CAN ASSHOLE ITS CALLED LIVING!!

  • The way McConaghey speaks pisses me of.. Reminds me of Mason Verger from Hannibal..

  • I wish Hollywood would just fucking stop remaking A Christmas Carol.

  • @TomMSTie Fuckin A

  • @seth61682 A Christmas Carol, and Cinderella.

    Jennifer Lopez has a new movie coming out where she get's pregnant after a first date...haven't they made two movies like that already!?!? Fools Rush In and Knocked-Up.

  • @TomMSTie After Scrooged Why bother right.........

  • good in frailty. shit in everything.

  • What in the hell has Michael Douglas doing here? Shame on him.

  • I like how the girl in the towel said they dated for 48 seconds. So that's how long he lasts in the sack? It takes longer to say Connor Meade!

  • McCounaghey was good in three movies: Dazed and Confused, that dragon movie with Christian Bale and the movie based on a John Grisham novel. That's all.

  • Holy fuck I totally forgot about that dragon movie. Reign of fire. Didn't even remember either of them were in that

  • Now the firrrrrrsht paaaart sounds niiiiiiiiish. DIE!!!

  • You fast forwarding the trailer while Ant is talking is a stroke of genius.

  • 2:28 - 2:43 I just noticed that in movie trailers a couple of months ago. I'm with Jimmy, I HATE that. And it's in every single trailer now.

  • We got Contact ! = D

  • the other aspect of The Ghosts of Prostitutes Past is that a lot of them really are ghosts since I'm sure Jimmy has beaten a few to death with the claw end of a hammer

  • 2:59 TED THE GHOST HUNTER

  • you gotta keep makin these vids man, or let me know how ya do it cuz this is exactly wat op always talks about in adding a visual element to the show...if u could find a way to do this in real time, money.

  • didn't even know about this shitty movie til now, had not heard this OPE bit, mat mcCONAHAY or what the fuck ever..he gave up trying, he had one good movie were he was a psycho killer now he's in chick flicks, but hey if i could i would to get the MONEY. FUCK HOLLYWOOD

  • And don't forget the McCounaughy classic: "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation."

    He had unexplained mechanical legs that were manipulated by TV remotes. Great film.

  • I only hope and wish, that the people who make these movies, end up in a horrible car wreck on Christmas eve

  • lmao i thought this looked bad before, now its even worse

  • This movie would be better if a couple of his ex Girl friends got together, brutally assaulted him and cut his dick off. That how you handle a guy who cheats on you. Why dont more women do that?

  • so how many times have you been cheated on?

  • great video...you should make one were they ripped apart the movie "the ugly truth".

  • 5:42 LMFAO

  • "What if you could change the future?"

    "You CAN asshole, it's called living." XDD

  • this is the problem w/ woman. they want these shitty movies where it shows hot, wonderful men seekin out hot chicks an then by the end of the movie hes the nice guy that woman ignor. enough w/ the fuckin fantasies already, u want the original Matt in the movie, not the converted one

  • its not even about that. The entire plot of this movie is about taming a man and controlling him. That is what women want to fantasize about.

    (even though in real life, like you said, they would never be pleased with a completely emasculated and passive man, its just a fantasy)

  • See that DVD cover, imagine if that was reversed and the whole movie was reversed, and it was Matt Mcconaughy holding the scarf around the girl like it was a leash. THAT movie would never ever be able to be released or it would be hated on forever.

  • what if they did that on the cover of "guess who's coming to dinner"? (the original)

  • "the ghost of prostitutes past" haha

  • oh that Jimmy, what a scamp.

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  • I'm going to carry around a jar of acid with me at all times so that on the off chance I run into Mathew McConohay I can't throw it in his face.

  • Jimmy's version sounds 10x more interesting.

  • Dude kicked ass in Reign of Fire but aside from that, meh

  • Dazed and Confused? Just for the fact that he was a pedo, really.

  • Hah, I completely forgot about him bein in that "Watch the leather man, ahaaa" classic

  • This is hilarious, but the movie wasn't NEARLY as bad as I thought it would be.

  • Awesome editing, loved the blurred Norton sac shot!

  • In the poster for the movie, it looks like Jennifer Garner has a big glazed ham slung over her back...

  • What about Dazed and Confused? That was a good movie. He's an awful actor, but he's been in good movies.

  • Tropic Thunder too.

  • Actually I think he's a good actor who does shit movies. A time to kill was good Dazed and confused was good but other than those he has some horrendous movies.

  • Your editing rules.

  • Thank you sir :)

  • Tremendous job editing in the trailer video. Really nice work. Love the freeze-frame at 3:16... LOL You rock!

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