5 minute meals (half a large pan pizza, @ 33.8oz Coke) FAIL!

[sweatyandready999]

Quit drinking, quit eating like shit, lose weight and you will live 20 years longer, and if you get in good enough shape you can get tons of pussy which is better than a gigantic alcoholic, I am scared of even thinking about the girls you get.

[AmritSinghAuja]

look at yourself you disgusting human being. 200, 000 years of human evolution, the mind, the brain the body and look at you, you fat fucking pig bastard

[plutoplatters]

diet coke would have been a smarter choice young man

[JunkFoodJohn]

You just ate more than an entire day's worth of calories. God damn you are a disgusting human being. Ever wonder why you're so fucking fat?

[squezey1]

@JunkFoodJohn I can stuff an entire large pizza in me in a single sitting at Pizza Hut and I'm not fat, well not before I have an eating challenge anyways. I bet you can't even eat a whole medium.

[JunkFoodJohn]

@squezey1 If you can do as you claim, then you are a fat, unhealthy piece of shit. No wonder the world thinks of americans the way they do. pizza hut is the worst, most unhealthy fast food there is. You'd be right in betting I can't eat a medium, nor would I even want to eat a single slice of that dog shit they call "pizza." Where I'm from you get shot for calling that crap pizza.

[jeffneely2011]

666 VIEWS HES THE DEVIL

[jeffneely2011]

Who eats pizza and make a vid with the sex noises?

[JaySlayYourFace]

I bet you tasted that burp,  big time

[kokorozz]

this is not a fucking pizza pig!

[JunkFoodJohn]

@kokorozz To these fat fucks only pizza hut and dominoes are real pizza. They can't eat real pizza because it's not greasy enough for them. They need the fast food, americanized version.

[kokorozz]

@JunkFoodJohn very true my friend..

[JunkFoodJohn]

@kokorozz The funny thing is that they think they're doing nothing wrong to their bodies. The american mentality is that since someone is selling it, and corporations can do no harm, their product cannot harm me in any way. Well the joke will be on them when they end up obese, diabetic, and cancerous, while the rest of us foot the insurance bill. In the long run it's fat fucks like this guy that has really fucked up the health care system in this country.

[kokorozz]

@JunkFoodJohn i agree with you but i have to say those damn companies must be shut down by the country.. they are dangerous and even deadly for us humans. but the country is involved in this shit, that's for sure.. the planet is OVERCROWDED. they do not offer you pleasure people.. you got to understand that..

[JunkFoodJohn]

@kokorozz People won't shut down companies they don't think are harming them. If the fucking FDA would do its fucking job, there would be no poisonous fast food in this country. But as it is, they're completely beholden to the dairy, meat, and corn lobbyists. The american diet is not determined by what's healthy for our bodies, but by what's healthy for lobbyist's wallets. Until people realize this, they'll keep forcefeeding us completely unhealthy shit like pizza hut and mcdonalds.

[iHateEngies]

Welcome to America.

[Benzedirk2012]

FAIL!



[PerfumeCantHidePiss]

Hell yeah,the thick crust is a grip of bread

[ManaSmoker]

"I'm a fat fuck" is what you're trying to say.

[Savethepolarbears79]

now i want pizza

[TheFinal88]

I'm fascinated and repulsed in equal measure.

[theteenagecircus]

there's people starving

[Riz2336]

Damn this vid makes me want to eat pizza

[ruckaisawesome]

thats how a man should eat!

[setty079]

alot of greece

[gyl17]

@setty079 Ro-man, you're right!

[HALPLANDER]

AWESOME 1/2pizza and 38.8oz coke vid

[SchmumpkinII]

I need to see a gastro doctor after just WATCHING this, man!

You are a MUCH braver man than I, and that belch with my headphones on? WOWCHIE!

[4dslayer]

funny vid bro i lol

[TheNemo71389]

it was probably all that coke soda will fill you up when you're eating. Kind of like when you're waiting for your food at a restaurant for a while and you drink a bunch of soda while you wait and then end up being full of soda by the time you get your food.

[4dslayer]

@TheNemo71389 I hate when I do that lol wast of money

[Outlander2015]

damn...that shit looks good

gotta have the onions on the pizza

Im about to bake some stuffed bell peppers with Panko crumbs

[odeed]

Good Lord that is a lot of food sir.

[jammetti]

those slices look big

[182cjr]

no hot sauce bro?

[exxmodel]

gotta eat fast

[deathlord619]

yeah the pan pizza is extremely THICK i can probably do the same as you but with a normal crust pizza ill fuck it up by myself.. Too much dough something me and my friends have been agreeing with!!

[BlackMetalTroy322]

@deathlord619 Yeah, the sub was a lot easier.

[mduece75]

fucking champion!!!

[rugby721]

Good video. And I see that is a difficult job. Great try. Cheers.