IM NOT A KITCHEN B*TCH!

[mortemdrummer]

peanus

[imametallover]

My summer s going gr8

[neonstrawberry94]

we dnt mind no pants <3

[padrak18]

$ ok $

[padrak18]

I subed for sure hottie

[padrak18]

No Pants!!! ? Now I could go for seeing you with no pants. ;) Indeed

[TopTrendingTopics]

Funny! 

[chrisbrownhsmjblover]

lol 5 stars for no pants!

[Digadogup]

shut up kitchen bitch

[TheLostGriffin15]

Heyy Simon love yehr vids[: & yehr cuute, byee..!

[horsehippo11]

Haha this is getting long that's what she said

[TheTati14]

jajajaja u r very funny i like it jajaja

[Superbballerplayer]

yeah how old are u?

[lolfreakinfunney]

how thee fuck are you 18?

[googlyeyeserell]

holy shit dude! i love turtles!!!

[lulucuttiepie12]

i think your cute i am not a kitchen b*tch is my little bros fav vid and one of my fav vids by you

[foolfreak45]

OMG UR SO CUTEEEE AND FUNNY

[AshleyandSerenaVideo]

hahahahaha! prev ahhahaahaha jk omg on the part of ur vid where you say thnks for watching you look like my cousin and the onwthat i hate the most

MARK but ur still cute!

[viridianaa2]

ha! this is cute(:

[Lautnergirl0425]

Your so dull! EAT SUGAR

[squirrel162]

you look exactly like matt heafy from trivum. serch him

[onlyyouwould14]

Your cute! :D

Im not a kitchen bitch! Lmao :DD

[MrMegaWizard]

i bet you are a kitchen bitch

[yaoikid23]

ur so random random ppl rule i like the songs u use at da end of ur vids

[DrummerGuy00]

if you dont like my videos then why do you keep watching them, seriously your a dumbass

[L3G1TxCAP]

@DrummerGuy00 shut the fuck up

[Mspoplockandrockit]

yo lol no pants nice lolz ill ad on myspace

[ss4goku12345]

the biggest faggot in history and if your a guy who likes this then your a bigger fag so shut the fuck up butt pirates and go suck asome cocks

[DelectablexSquares]

You sure like playing with the backgrounds hahaha

[dazza628]

lol when ur at twitter i see equals three on the backround. :D

[nigahigafanforever]

ur silly......

but still cute

[lalalaninini]

Hey why dont you stand up :)))))))))

[SamxxRawrr]

xD

lol

[SamxxRawrr]

awkward

[krisluvsya95]

lol

[JacobIsMyWerewolf]

i agree....nice....no pants. lol...

[IDontLoveYou78]

No pants? That's hot. Lmmfao

[101boylove]

@IDontLoveYou78 yes it is id love to see him with no pants!

[ss4goku12345]

your a fag

[candydotorg]

if hes a fuckin fag then y r yew wasting ur time watching his vids nd cmommenting

problay cuz yew hav nothing else better to do

love yew drummer guy!!!!!

[allmymy]

how old are u

[maiksnet123]

so funny yo

[missawe325]

OMG! ur awesomeee dudee lmaoi laughed so muchh!!! urr soo hot!!!

; DD messagee mee = D

[smrlcg101]

hahahhh.(: thiss is SOO funnnyyyy.

[ThePartyHardy]

5 stars for no pants and your evil twin

[klios7]

so frekin fine

five stars 4 no pants

love the evil twin (lol)

[hesXmyXeverythingX]

lolz funy video

[MissAlley95]

i gave u 5 stars for not wearing pants lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!

[iMacAppReviews]

You should get better lighting for the green screen..

[1lakingsfann]

lol 2:31

[1lakingsfann]

lol at 2:31

[vicop101]

no pants on... tthats not wat u hear a guy admitting everyday on youtube. no offense intended. great vid!

[usastar101]

Ok this is to every hater out there,

If you don't like his videos, don't watch them! No one is making you...I'm tired of watching a good video like this one, and then seeing mean or nasty comments about it!!!! It just shows that you have no life at all and spend you whole day watching perfectly good Youtube videos then saying they are terrible! If you agree give me a thumbs up.

[sailorskies]

this is long,and random,really random! :)

[sadspong3]

ummm akweird moment

[Mipclip]

haha you seem so inocent (:

[dajanefelder]

not all of them!

Lesson for today:

1. they come in all shapes and sizes

A. small

B. medium

C. large

for more questions/ answers you can go to my page! jk!

so... dont!

[mrissax]

hahahaz when you said

what did you learn today penis are huge.

i started laughing when i was drinking soda.

my mom started yelling at me.

[Cutie000Pye]

lol

[ClayMationCrazy]

lo9l five stars 4 no pants!!!!! XD SUB U DEFANATLY!!!!!!!

[TheFroggy96]

Haha Your Hilarious I Love You Your My New Favorite Random Youtube Dude. lol

[sheyshelby]

fucking weak ass.

[HiddenShadow1121]

DUDE! every1 uses that fucking song. specially Wasteimtechasingcars and ShaneDawson. well out of the people that i have subcribed too. i WANT TO KNOW AHAT THAT ONG IT CALLED

[westiegirlxoxo]

Morgan Laurence - Come on, Come on

[iThrillerlicious]

your cute, but not that funny. sorryy.

[ShadesSoProductions]

urr hott lol!!! : ] whats up?

[Loganrantsaboutshit]

ur OK but u still act for SHIT

hmm....

i subcribed cause u aced nice

nice aint gunna get u SHIT

[kikikoffinkat]

im sorry but im un suscribeing.

[HollywoodHiatus95]

kaenanskates...umm dude calm down its nt dat serious soo stop hatin on da boy nd i kno fo sho i dont wanna get his nobodys pants thank you. nobody care if u dont like that person nd if u call them pathetic news flash...dats nt coll dude at... at all

[jamaicanbabe1996]

Yurh cute:)

[kensley116]

haha! your funny! no pants ;p have fun with that!

[supermuffin5]

its wierd that your 15 but you look 13. p.s. if you watch a video just to talk shit about that person, go fuck your ass. oh, wait, your dick cant reach that far! haha thats to far. i think.

[DoctorLemonCakes]

hahahahaha love the vid!!!

[TheSchoolruler22]

dude you suck who do you think you are shane dawson? Wow why did I subscribe to you. retard

[kaenanskates]

what a immature failed attempt on trying to be funny. most of his fans are girls infact all of them are girls. if not then theyre a bunch of boys who follow him just to get rep and partner. the girls who watch this douche only like him because they want to get in his pants. his videos are more boring than mine and thats sad. this kid is like fred only dumbed down for older kids. i honestly dont get any p oint to your videos. i never try hate on anybody but your just pathetic.

[bloodfangcat]

if you dont like the person making the video you dont have to watch them, commenting and inslting them just shows that your immature, and it's very pathetic of you to make assumptions about people you dont even know

[kesdvd]

dude...wtf?? calm down. nobody ever said u had to watch the video. and the fact that ur writing hate comments just makes u immature. chill out and stick to ur own boring videos.

[imagirl639]

agh your so cute and fuuny

[musfara]

wats the song

[Flyleaf1817]

damn he is so fucking hott

[thekandvproduction]

subsribe to us!!!!! plss or just check us out atleast...AND COMMENT ON VIDS! AND RATE!

[monkeyandjess]

Hey, your videos are great! I love there green screen effects, but where did you buy the equipment?

[kkatzie]

lol that entire video was awkward

[AnotherTalesGamer]

=D lol

[pokeballzz]

fucking greatt!!

[dnd2011]

i love the way u do the hand thing like jack sparrow. btw what was that thing u lifted up

[monkeymclaren]

i usually like him but this vid as boring sorry :(

[missymissSANRIO4]

nice!

[Cupcakeluvver]

ur like jack sparrow with the hand thing O_o..

(monicle emoticon) lol, i am like the expert at emoticons. i checked out ur message didnt expecting much. but when i checked ur vids ur actually kinda funny. u got potential lol. see ya later

[aisha980]

nc and hot lol i like your vids

[babybluefresa]

PENIS ARE HUGE??

HAHA OMG!!

[wwaattaasshhii]

u guys should watch weekly weed wisdom! a hell of a lot better then watever this is.

[rejamisonv8]

awesome vid man you crack me the hell up.

[LucyMusicProductions]

you suck you twittering bitch. get the hell off youtube. ur not funny, and stop making videos no one likes them

[XekiaSanchez]

oooohh.. harsh....

[LoveXSoyXHateXMeat]

hee hee

"i will kill you with this thing"

so simple but it was funny cuz of you XD

[kakijonas765]

your so awesome, you can spend 2 minutes talking about "thats what she said" and "cookies" and it be hilarious =D

[GreyxMemoryx11]

You try wayyyyyy to hard to be funny...

[OgarRxyz]

i completely agree

drummer guy you arnt funny or original gtf off youtube

[mimipuppy123]

i think hes pretty funny cuz i mean.....idk he just is

[unluckytoad]

i like meatloaf.....lol

[Niamhy2703]

this is .....random?!,...wtf?

[kgsockmonkey]

hahaha wow lmao yur hilarious!

[somerandomguy360]

nice green screen you kinda remind me of a weather guy or somthin like that

[linglinglovessharpie]

that was ...

AWESOME..

i remember there was this one time at my school and this 5th grader fell down the staris and started laughing at the bottom of them and then my entire grade was just staring i think i was in 6th or 7rh grade then and my class was like.... that looked sooooo awesome

[willsterpo]

hmmm..... trying to hide something and wearing no pants, I wonder.

[TheRoy525]

hahahahaha

[polarisedelectrons]

Wait, where are the cookies?! D:

[mcd00123]

rememember me mcd00123? lol ur soooo funny :D

[sabre588]

wtf?!? but your still hot thow

[1234pistol]

Hi DrummerGuy!! its me, sball968!

[phantomsgf]

turtles :3 cute

[MarioManXtreme]

WTF?

[amandacandyful]

just asking were you baking special brownies?.... jw

[Grimshot95]

:D very funny! nice work! :)

[sweetyla]

hahaha love that vid!

[TheGatorgirl2009]

i sent yhew a friend request but u never accepted it on myspace

[sweet1hippo]

come on come on!! let's keep on running till we burn out the sun, sun!!! Oh and 5 stars fer bigg penises. xD

[Lexayy88]

ha ur funnyy :)

[sagebroke]

REJECTION! OH! ***** lol

Elo turtle

[dirtyroom1]

IM UNSUBSCRIBING

[ilovecinemabizarre1]

hhaha and what did we learn today that penis are huge hahaha that was funny

[gUmIbArE123]

i usually like random but this wasnt that funny. sorry

[SunlightMusic1]

and im not wearing any pants

akward turtle!

[aammbbeerrllee18]

um. i like turtles

[Zagchan]

Dude what the hell?

[jamie25oo]

lol but it was hard to hear.

[awesomeness413]

your cute and random :P nice vids

[tammy1234100]

haha i just added u on twitter!

[brandirandom21]

"I'm not wearing any pants."

Most. Awkward. Moment. Ever. lmao XD

[DivineScheme]

random i like

[horhaymalone22]

shane dawson copy?

[Honourxx]

He's not copying Shane. He can name his videos whatever he wants.

[horhaymalone22]

i didnt say anything about the name of the video.

[angelpadgett456]

copy shane dawnson?

[Lexayy88]

ha tht was funnyy. ur so randommmmmmm!

[rockonrosie]

i love you xxx

[xw0efJx]

Hahahaha what is that on the background @1:46 ?! You're so cute!

[GothicAnime42]

himself

[reniergizer]

its weird,..

you sounds like your liftin somethin heavy and yet your face doesnt reflect any emotions, heheh.

ur odd.

[robertacozminca431]

your socute and sweet

[mcwk1992]

that would be a high lift jack

[Ginh32]

It was so funny when you picked up that big tool? or whatever that was.

[randomcheeseplease]

i like turtles too :) i have one named jerry.

[FREAKcheeks]

ur kinda cute

[angelhearty14]

ok lol random but ok no pants k weird

[BnX4lyfe]

5 STARS FOR NO PANTS LOL!! ... give me a fucking break . just quit now

[ideutsRus]

you cant say i like turtles. thats shimmycocopuffs line!!!!!

[gulfstreamnights]

get in there and make me a sammich!

[nightmarechick100]

cool backround music!!! wut song is that??

[CashFlowCashlynn]

its come on come on by Morgan Lawrence

[MizuMagikk]

Hahaha, you're so funny and random and just awesome.

Im glad i subscribed. XD

[PincessYue]

ur twin is boring

[MsLawlMuffin]

x]

Lolz it's funny when people say they love to watch you... and they forget to say videos.. it sounds funny.. but thats just me.

5 *'s woo x]

[xXxSydxXx14]

hahaha 5 stars for no pants, nice dude.

[jossy1108]

haha ur soo random nd funny!

i really like ur videos

=)

[Awesomesubscriber]

why did i ever subscribe to you...?

[TeeFlick]

lolol

[tinkerswift]

i was just thinking the same thing.

[PIMPOLICOUS96]

haha lol

[facebookie106]

nice vid :)

[seattlezoid]

Love your new green screen...your twin looks almost like you but I think he looks a lot cuter

[Peachcuttie1]

heyy niqqer this is peachcutties 1 big bro well u need to the damn up fred is awesome so niqqa u mess with him u mess with me hoe!i take niqqer like for lunch so chill nagga

[Waffl3Pr0ducti0ns]

OH, and what's the song :D

[HaloGirl10]

Come on come on morgan laurence

[Waffl3Pr0ducti0ns]

It's like you're trying to be shane but not at the same time. Good enough for me.

[MsLavaDeCox]

i gotta start doing green screen stuff............show me.

[xbrothers1able]

wow that was random!!

[Beautifillthanever]

Thats what she said... LOL!

[renaylovesanime]

umm...to me ur a little too much like shane dawson for me...but ur still awesome.

[roseyrachy1]

i think you should think of something to do a vid of instead to radom ( dont suit you)

but good anyways

xx

[Bubblychick72]

Damn ur hot lol!

[dramionefanatic]

HAWTTIE!!!! XD

That was hilarius!

[viperboy502]

lol random

[spiritwolf1234567890]

whats with the hand motions?

[floral428]

"that's what she said" lol

[nicksgrl09]

ok little weard

[czeka44]

LOVED THE VID!

[CORBIN16FAN]

hahahahha lol

[sukieuzo]

LOL wat did we learn today

[EmoWader]

ummm kno u tried to be funny but FAIL

[prettykitty111333]

LOL ..... thats alll i have to say