Denis Leary - Coffee

[evilclowntra]

LOVE THIS VIDEO.... SO TRUE.......LOVE MY COFFEE !!!... *sips coffee* AHaaaaa

OH and it's coffee flavored coffee !!!!...

[ShaheebaBay]

King of comedy >:-#)

[WiseGuyy666]

He bets his right maple

nut that the hot liquid coffee doesn't have a crunch

to it.

[hunt2421]

i want my coffee flavored coffee.

[palaguin]

I don't drink coffee ever and I thought this was funny and oh so true.

[theXdarkXtreeXburns]

thus the fucking title of the place!

[diequinox]

YEEAAHHH DENIS!!!!! Lololol! Tell it like it is!

[ShlongConnery]

bill hicks?.......

[Darkez982]

@ShlongConnery

What does Bill have to do with this bit?

[ShlongConnery]

@Darkez982 An over the top version of Bill Hicks' style... Pretty sure he stole some of Bill Hicks' joke as well down the line... He's funny but, his style is very Bill Hicksesque

[Darkez982]

@ShlongConnery

I know he took bits from Bill about smoking etc. but this is all Denis, he's a great comic and doesn't deserve all the negative backlash about ripping off Hicks on every single YouTube video. I think Bill's style was far from Denis'. You could say that Mitch Hedburg stole his style from Steven Wright JUST becuase they do one-liners... As long as your own material is coming out of your mouth then it shouldn't be frowned upon.

[ShlongConnery]

@Darkez982 Nope, totally agree that he is a great comic and very funny but then I just see the way he acts it is very much Bill Hicks' style and I can see that because Bill Hicks' style was very unique at this time, everyone knows Bill was very original and Denis took things from him, but, that's comedy, everyone pays for jokes and takes other jokes and re-words them but not denying Leary is a funny guy

[TheObjectiveviewer]

you know the problem with Brits and the way they tell jokes. You fucking Brits arent' funny, you kill every mother fucking joke you ever say! you should be happy that there are other comedians who steal your jokes and make them famous and funny as hell...because if they didn't, the world would never know about your British bullshit jokes, that lack humor and emotion. You believe dry, monotone comedy is funny.

[girlplusguitar]

@TheObjectiveviewer You're obviously not objective as a viewer. Asshole.

[healthhazardx]

@TheObjectiveviewer who are you to question what makes other people laugh??? brittish people make brittish people laugh i know this from experience because i have friends from Greece ( they speak english) however our sense of humour is different, he find things funny i do not and vice versa

[vastbubble]

@TheObjectiveviewer Actually British comedy is the most highly regarded comedy in the world and Americans can't understand the humor because their heads are shoved so far up their arseholes. I'm not British however I am sick of Americans thinking they are the greatest people in the world. Dennis Leary is funny because of how he MOCKS Americans same as shows like the Simpsons. Americans don't realise they're the laughing stock of the world.

[em129836]

@vastbubble No, most Americans do not think they're the greatest gift from God to the human race, it's just a small percentage of the our dumbass population who believes those stereotypes and promotes those ideas. But since we're on unfounded and biased stereotypes of different nations and their people, I don't like British comedians simply because I have to look at their disgusting, rotten teeth the whole time and because of their constant faggy tea-and-crumpet breaks jk lol

[vastbubble]

@em129836 haha, I agree. I know not all Americans are like that, I have many fine American friends I was just angry when I wrote that comment. I'm sorry if I caused any offence.

[TheObjectiveviewer]

To B4Bandana: Believe it or not, there are people that work in the stores and when you tell them you want coffee, they immediately zone out and begin to process the standard coffee that most people order in the store. I hate all the fancy bs coffee. When I order coffee, I want coffe with milk and no sugar. You know how many fucking times the clerk will give me coffee with sugar, french vanilla flavor or some BS coffee. Then they have the balls to claim that's what i ordered. They don't listen

[thepredsrule]

great shit.leary rocks it!!!!

[Loredannon]

99 dislikes? What frappuchino drinkin' fags...

[ErikHgk]

I have the same problemxD

[Smedley97]

@B4Bandana.... Jeeez... You want me to wire you some money so you can buy yourself a sense of humour???

[misternipples100]

i hate starbucks and their fapachinos

[ChaosButterfly8]

c(☢)

[undeadmartyrband]

@FF4248 actually the internet and desk tops and laptops came around in the 60's but was only available to the Government. They only became publicly available in 1980

[B4Bandana]

I don't understand the coffee joke at all. All coffee shops have a house blend. It is always the cheapest thing, it is extremely easy to order, and it takes the least amount of time to make. I have never had any trouble obtaining regular coffee anywhere.

Being someone who gets mad about fancy drink options is like being someone who likes plain chocolate ice cream and gets mad at Baskin Robbin's for having 30 other flavors. How does that affect you? Just order chocolate, you psycho!

[scidriver]

Yes, agreed, coffee was fine the way it was, AND PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!

[407OrlandoMagic407]

HERES WHAT WE USED TO SERVEEEEEEEE

[NoirBikes]

hell ya! drink it black... you'll live longer.

[Wishtodie]

This may have been done in 1997, but it is still SO TRUE today! Hysterical!

[ChineseCheeseSqueeze]

240p has never been so enjoyable

[ValenciaFan1]

Drapocino, Crapocino, Napocino, Al Pacino.

[jibbletjangle]

Joke stealing or not, this coffee bit is true shit and you know it.

[fluntblunt]

Why hasn't Joe Rogan bitched about this guy?

[chadassbadass]

@fluntblunt He does all the time.

[irocZ421]

Icannot beleive all the bulls**t that all of you people have the time to text that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE VIDEO!! If you do or don't like the video, say it. ANYTHING else belongs on another channel. GO !! I think Denis is absolutely funny as Lewis Black.

[spuffy4vr]

Like if youre watching this in 2011

[bigbuttaballz]

This joke was funnier when Bill Hicks told it in '89.

[MichealDraven]

97 people are hipster faggots.

[mryjn420090]

@MichealDraven 97 was the shit the economy was good, music was better, I pick 97 over 11

[elmaschingon142006]

Joke stealer..Burn in hell.

[KidEatingClown]

He sucks.

[Samaflame]

@KidEatingClown you suck. how about you tell a few jokes in front of a crowd and make money doing it then have random people put videos of your jokes on youtube and see just how much you suck at comedy by reading the comments stupid losers like yourself post AND THEN you can say denis leary sucks.

[lukestaples123]

no you cant get a cup of regular FLAVORED coffee

[LoganfarbarTV]

"i'll have a regular"

"regular what?"

"Coffee"

"What flavor"

"COFFEE FLAVORED"

[Bamreality]

"I made you some coffee!"

"Oh boy, what flavor?"

"COFFEE FLAVOR."

*guitar riff*

[Emtherapy7]

Denis, you make me smile in a world full of shit. Thank You

[jackjude]

I didn't know they had the web and laptops in '97 ;)

[nopainogain]

im sitting in my cubicle with my earphones on and laughing loudly making my coworkers think there is something really wrong with me.

[Gangster88232]

w-w-w-dot-what-the-fuck-dot-co­m Hardly laught :-DDDDD

[timo86m]

Haiku writting motherfucker on his laptop :P

[bobafettfan32]

1997 and we thought the state of coffee was bad then god it's insane now!!! Go to a Starbucks or any place like it and pay 5 bucks for a fucking regular cup of coffee flavored coffee.

[zephyroth6969]

Someone needs to tell this guy about Kwik Star. They have coffee flavored coffee

[IntellectualBadassss]

@zephyroth6969 That they do. Too bad Kwik Trips/Kwik Stars are just a tristate chain :)

[1990raleigh]

thats why its called under fucking wear lol priceless

[mikr671]

yeah what is this i ordered .... coffee in those ugly brown cups no sugar no little creamers,no equal, no sweet n low,no splenda, just coffee none of that fruity stuff ok

[Rebekkabakken]

aah, 240p .. we meet again.

[halfbreed1426]

I work at a coffee shop, and the the funny thing is that this very pretentious woman walked up to me and asked for a Latte in mug, the only difference between a Flat/White and a Latte is that a F/W's in a mug. She had no idea.

[yappertrap]

is this a Bill Hicks bit?

[widgetboy]

I loves me some coffee flavored coffee.

[SASoAngry]

Dammit, this video makes me want to drink a pot of coffee and smoke a pack of cigarettes

[MISAMEscobar]

LOL the irony is , that while im watchin a video of Dennis Leary rant about coffee this days, i see a mcdonalds ad rite next to the video, promoting "mocha or caramel frappe's" xD.

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[Kryssaira]

omg... this is so funny... I remember Dunkin Donuts when all they had was REAL coffee and donuts...

[ramboman15]

who gives a shit if he stole his jokes or not,its still funny

[DarthBismarck]

This one bit has formed so much of my personality, it's kinda scary.

[wood1andcritter]

guys news flash: DENIS LEARY DOESNT COME ONLINE AND VIEW THESE COMMENTS! infact he make jokes about you guys and guess what this isnt TV so we dont give crap for your comments is it gonna magicly change what we feel about how awesome he is no! its like the people who comment on military tribute videos if you dont like it dont post your views we dont care we like them we dont care what you think!

[TomStraub]

He's so shit it's embarrassing.

[nerfisepic]

@RetardsLoveNerfWars Read Misk9120's comment because he can settle this argument fast.

[nerfisepic]

@RetardsLoveNerfWars You insulted my mom and autistic friend. That's where i draw the line.

[finndogg24]

@nerfisepic Thats the funny part!

[nerfisepic]

@finndogg24 youre a dick

[nerfisepic]

@RetardsLoveNerfWars Cannibal Corpse equals death metal but they're like A7X they suck at everything they do SLayer is fast loud heavy and kicks ass.

[nerfisepic]

@RetardsLoveNerfWars Really insulting my mom is such an asshole move and really you think Canada is so great what have they contributed to the world other then a violent game on ice. i hope you die in a hole.

[nerfisepic]

@RetardsLoveNerfWars Im sorry for your ignorance.

[nerfisepic]

@RetardsLoveNerfWars My mom has cancer i'm sorry your small mind for got that. and i already have a new chevy malibu as a car. ill have a college dorm in 2 years and rent an appartment from there, im sorry that you're the one who lives in her grandmothers basement collecting welfare and being an asshole.

[nerfisepic]

@FuckRetroAnything No I think your a skinhead because of what you say and German isn't a race it's a nationality. Did you listen to that Slayer song? It'll teach you a nice lesson.

[JRserver]

6:54 - 7:02 - I might as well be watching my own father.

[BradBallanger]

Kinda weird how his act isn't funny now that comics know he's a hack, huh?

[roxfoeva]

YAY!!! youtube fight!! u guys are so gangster.

[nerfisepic]

@roxfoeva i don't even want to be gangster and i wasn't trying to be. gangsters are homo.

[nerfisepic]

@FuckRetroAnything You know what I think is becoming more apparent with each of your comments, you're a skinhead. And don't bother replying to this because I am done arguing. I'm not an idiot, you are because people just reply to your retarted comments telling you to shut up. They don't want to know about Bill Hicks. They just want to watch Leary. You are the reason I can't stand youtube's comment section anymore.

[nerfisepic]

@FuckRetroAnything If that's you in your profile picture you're pretty damn close to a troll. Watch Bill Hicks videos and talk about Leary on them if you don't like him, and why do you care if Leary stole (which he didn't) because complaining won't change anything.

[nerfisepic]

@FuckRetroAnything That video is from 3 years ago and I just can't grasp why you would come to a video to complain about unless its Rebecca Black.

[shotguns23]

89 people dont know what coffee flavored coffee is

[nerfisepic]

@FuckRetroAnything For the last time im not 8 years old. Is that your only insult? And like I said I'm done arguing with you. You're just a troll who needs to STFU or GTFO.

[nerfisepic]

@nerfisepic Get The Fuck Out dumbass

[nerfisepic]

@FuckRetroAnything Original. Disagree with everything I say to make you feel better about yourself even though you know I'm telling the truth about everything. I'm done arguing with you. Go watch your gay fucking Bill Hicks and stop complaining about Denis Leary on his video. He got your view. Troll.

[Swede2579]

Wellfare swine don't like it. Upstanding white people do. Ever considered getting a JOB????????????????

[nerfisepic]

@FuckRetroAnything Shut up dillhole im 16 and have a better opinion than you and I'm tired of all these assholes commenting about Bill Hicks when Leary wrote the jokes. And my mom has cancer and is in the hospital, don't you feel like a jackass.

[nerfisepic]

@FuckRetroAnything Shut up asshole he didn't steal shit from Bill Hicks and Denis Leary is one of my top 3 comedians.

[W0BN1AR]

@nerfisepic Uhhhhh yeah he fucking did...it's a fact. Look it up.

[Swede2579]

Amazing is the lefties swine allowing this video being up still. They would love to censor it calling it racist.

[nerfisepic]

@Swede2579 Yeah but it's from the nineties when people didn't freak out about you muttering the word black even if you're not talking about an African-American.

[deepwoodskentuckian]

make sure its strong coffee flavored fucking cofee to !

[Misk9120]

I'm sitting here watching people bitch about Leary using Hicks' jokes. Then don't watch this. Damn everyone makes a living somehow. You just didn't jump on it sooner to make money. Because your thoughts on it doesn't matter. He's rich and your petty bitching about it won't stop that. He made his living, enjoy it or don't watch it.

[ict113090]

@Misk9120 if Bill Hicks never died ppl wouldnt be bitching..... and He didnt rip Hicks off... In Carlins early EARLY days Im talking 1960's he was briefly accused of ripping off Rodney Dangerfield... BUT Dangerfield didnt die till 2004. So u dont hear anyone bitch about that (its false anyway) Leary, joed about the same topics as hicks yes, but different punchlines and all that, so he didnt really rip him off. U can tell tho that Leary was indeed inspired by Hicks

[guy5paris]

@Misk9120 Right but everything he says come from Hicks. Im a brit and he surely copies him!



[leiefilm]

@Misk9120 Agree with ya.besides everyone steels in that busniss.you hardly find a stand up comedian who haven't ripped of a part or two from another comedian.

Besdies bill hicks is overated

[Darksqueee]

@Misk9120 So what you're saying is that you're cool with plagiarism. That's cool.

AMERICA.

[Mrgyn]

@Misk9120

I can't believe that people agree with you... How can you defend a joke thief without feeling sick to your stomach?

[MrDoobious]

@Misk9120 Enjoy the comments or dont read them. <-- start using your own logic

[BRm2008]

i dont agree with him on stuff what he's still funny.

[mjb13ell]

i like denis in movies and stuff but he's a fuckin scumbag theif stand up hack . he stole his whole act and on stage persona from bill hicks only hicks was way funnier and had a much better presence and delivery . pretty low to steal the act of a comic that died of cancer on the cusp of fame before he really hit it big . denis stole bill hicks jokes and act right down to coffee and smoking on stage the way he does . if you like leary take a look at some bill hicks . the original is always better

[VodkaHappy]

COffee!!!

[MrJoelyboi20]

unfunny joke stealing hack; and the feigned angst just ratchets up the hackiness.

[CoffeeFromPanama]

funny stuff!

[littlefreak8]

u don't know shit about shit so pull up ur PANTS!!!! rofl

[CTrane88]

It's like Robin Williams and Bill Hicks had a kid; love it haha.

[mythmanjay]

I like most of this; I must be getting old.

[newman1702]

Sounds like someone forgot to take his meds.

[Stormyeyes66]

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!

[jerzy862]

Why does Dennis Leary have a career?

Answer: Because there's no cure for cancer

[Bucketheadcheese]

"w w w what the fuck dot com!" That was humor in 1997. Cos the internets was new shit back then...

[LocoGroove]

@Bucketheadcheese I remember that dot com humor and I'm only 21 lol

[orochikaiba]

86 ppl musta smelled Maple Nut Crunch one morning and wasnt awoke fully to enjoy this

[titaniumpecker]

Denis was funnier when he was doing Bill Hick's material. Thief!

[Pryz0n3r]

83 people does not drink coffee flavoured coffee.

[ict113090]

83 ppl are 18 years old, dont know shit about shit, and need to PULL UP THEIR PANTS!!

[Dracowrath1]

@ict113090 there's 8 more. they're breeding like rabbits

[lordmcted]

if you hate dennis leary it's because you're who he's talking about. you don't know shit about shit.... and pull up your pants.

[lilsm555]

Joke thief

[Grannyslittlegirl]

This was my favourite of all of this little 'rants'

[ludaria]

How is yelling a lot about stuff that isn't even true suppose to be comedy?

[sneekman]

@ludaria Because it's exaggerated.

[Chickabidy]

@ludaria its funny cuz it is true. take a walk outside and look around, u'll notice it all.

[BigBrett92]

attach it so i always know where my keys and my balls are lmao

[justdoit015]

83 people wear baggy pants.

[ilonka311]

He reminds me of Jim Carrey.

[louderthanlars]

Leary is THE best! And I feel exactly the same way about coffee!!!

[Vevoplzsuckmyballs]

al pacino hm.... tastes like drugs O_o

[SuperNuela]

i think im gonna start drinking cofee :)

[MsLenepigen]

Love Dennis Leary. Love, love, love.

[themooddisorders]

Buncha Hicks........jokes



[fred6059]

And Peter Falk did shoot someone....his wife!

[nerfisepic]

80 people are haiku-writing mother fuckers.

[themooddisorders]

@nerfisepic I am a haiku writing mother mucker! Example:

You Mother Fucker/I hope that you fucking die/Eat my balls you prick! 

5-7-5

I rule

[tampairish]

@nerfisepic hahahahaha!

[BassGuy128]

Hey isn't this the guy who narrates those Ford commercials???

[TheNakedWombat]

COFFEE!!!

[LegendShark]

This video is so old that people think that saying something (dot) com is funny

[skatapoopy]

@LegendShark it's especially funny 14 years later!

[sammidoodl101]

fuck man.

best 8 minutes and thirty seconds of my life.

[PotterWeasley2010]

27 INCHES OF UNDERWEAR!! lol, so true

[goodwinsmart]

I got fed up with coffee, it's so heaty. Does anybody here know of any other hot beverage other than the usual coffee, tea, soy bean and hot chocolate? Very few choices I got fed up.

[sixstringprison1]

OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY I CRIED. I COULDN'T EVEN BREATH!!!

[melika666]

DUNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIN DONUTS

[xPOSSUM45x]

Im 15 and drink coffee flavored coffee! :D

[bonham321]

* Thats why its called * UNDER -FUCKIN -WEAR!!* - HAHAHA! fuckin well said :D

[amiable519]

al pocino

[JosephCLawrence1]

I love listening to Leary bitch about things. He is definitely a funny man.

[maddroxie]

I WANT COFFEE FREAKING COFFE FLAVORED COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MsMMR01]

Tim Hortons has coffee flavored coffee... and decaf... thats all. LOL. Good to be Canadian :D

[tolindorden]

@MsMMR01 Sorry to say, nomatter how much I like Canadians (alot) the Timmie coffee is just not worth drinkin.. Try tellin them to use real beans ;) Oh and as for decaf... deffo nowt to do with coffee... they forgot the caffeine.. :P

[poop12345poopable]

lol reminds me a bit of my dad

[blackezi3]

He is copying his ass off of Bill Hicks..

[MrTruthAddict]

@blackezi3 Yep, except Leary sucks

[flootisboy65]

@blackezi3 When did Bill Hicks ever rant coffee flavored coffee, btw I still thinks Hicks was funnier.

[drmrboy29]

@blackezi3 Will you shut the fuck up about Bill Hicks please. Denis just has the same veiws as bill. lay off. christ man!

[TheAmericanArm]

Drinking coffee right now...self brewed at fucking midnight...

Why? Because I can.

[uguesshuh]

in fact i bet my left maple nut that he's not PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!! xD

[joker7923]

if you want coffee flavored coffee go to tim hortons

@joker7923 Tim Hortons is good.