Why a Geek Will Steal Your Girlfriend in 2008

[HitSomeACID]

your daily idea's are friggen stupid

[jackmyers12]

this video is so stupid- women who go after money are gold diggers

women who want attention all the time are insecure

and if u had to wait till 30 to get laid, ur just a pussy (guys) sorry this video is just the opposite of what is true and is annoying

[MultiZON123]

We all know if your girlfriend really likes u she won't go after geeks?!?! Ha... This video is bongo's :D haha

[GibsonManiac33]

HE LOOK"S LIKE MARTY SWARTZ

[daimyoyo]

Frankly if tina tit love wants diamonds she can buy them herself. Geeks don't get rich buying stupid crap for gold diggers.

[ChariotOfFaith]

Does a geekjock noob hybrid count?

[singingfeces]

tina tit love is going to want diamonds??

[billiepipersteeth]

Geeks like boobies too.

[MadaOOS]

#1 is the best aphrodisiac in the world.

[soloboy1991]

don't call her.she's got aids :))

[edvinastox]

shes outta the kitchen and talks shit...

[waddellski]

ballocks

[Exupery1976]

What a hick, this chick!

[deztructicus]

lool why does this have so many dislikes? haters?

[jillybean787]

*facepalms

[eaglecreek88]

HAHAHA :D this is too funny...

Girl, the only loser here is you. The reason why you're dating a geek is because you're fugly... You can't score a decent looking guy :) ...

You're as dumb as sh*t and ugly as hell, please don't post this crap anymore... You're only making people dumber...

[xXxMasterwafflexXx]

Basically what you said was you want a man that pampers you like a princess. GET fucked. You lazy gold digging cunt. 

[MrHitman0000]

If SomeBody Steals My Girlfriend: IF I Was You i Would Beat Them Up Untill They Bleed And I Throw Them Into The Trash Can See How They Feel About That

[bonvivant55]

Not all of us play video games, but we all pretty much have uber pwn computers that are epic win.

Mine has 8 processors and a 2lb heat sink...ok ladies, hit meh! oh..and I'm hawt..no really

[photoshoptutorialstv]

Paying attention to games is better than lamo football, soccer ..

[TapeofScotch]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and call bullshit on the 2008 cell phone/radio/IM/toaster crossbreed that supposedly exists.

[Kytachan]

What if the girl is the geek?

[SauraElanthier]

My boyfriend is so attentive yet quite forgetful, which isn't so bad. A shirt I hadn't worn in a few months he'll think is a new shirt. lol

[XSeanxMeowX]

You can soo totally tell this reporter has nice tits 8)

[jmania21]

@XSeanxMeowX wow u really just proved her point

[killerflames991]

pwnage

[vidretrllll]

BLAAAAA BLAAAAAAAA BLAAAAAAAAA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rock3tcat]

Who doesn't like rape? :D

[maximilli111]

im a geek and i like rape

[GodFatherBox]

@maximilli111 your a miserable person

[islumbum]

This is fucking awsome!!

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

damn that reporter's hot, let me vagina:format/q ; y ; md clitoris ; copy dick:sperm to vagina:mouth Geek on this bitch

[MrJgreene2009]

who is this lady talking to lol

[JSMyst]

lol attention my ass if my bitch got in the way of my xbox without making me the best sandwich ever and being naked then she shall not recieve any attention :P

[EricTheHax]

@JSMyst That's because you're an XBox fag with no life.

[zp654321]

@EricTheHax lol man, xbox fags have no lives but pretty much every teenager-adult has a gaming system...i think its common sense and the ability to think before acting that sepperates the "jocks" from the geeks.

[MKx01]

look the wimmins are after our money again.

[kakliza]

i have a stupid question. i used to be able to download videos real easily using realplayer SP and now suddenly it just wont allow me to download. what's going on?

[tedlicious]

I hate this idea that nerds are now cool. No wonder the world is going to Hell.

[yugiohfan5]

Yay, I'm a geek.

[missR1SA]

this video and the comments are so full of stereotypes. not all people who play WoW are geeks, and you know what? some geeks are pretty damn cool.

[vey2go]

im a macdaddy

[bobjim3000]

biiiiiiiiiiiiittttchhhh say wha'>

[alexfanx]

Only geeks believe that geeks get girls!

[bcasey25raptor]

i'ma geek and sometimes i wish this were true. i am not a game geek but a computer geek. i am really good at computers but most girls never go for me. i hate this society. we are people to. 

[rock3tcat]

Lol, f*ck them geek bitches! :D Geeks have small weeners.

[alexfanx]

@rock3tcat Yeah and so do you...

[rock3tcat]

@alexfanx

Hell YEAH!! :D

[jonboy2120]

@rock3tcat that funny you say that us geek have small weerners you must know that because you like to look weeners so there for you must be pretty gay we like to build computers to look at really hot chick while you clearly like to look at gay porn on a slow pc o and by the go suck on your buddy dick while we get the chicks

[Macrotitians]

guess she digs geeks HER TASTE

[jelicabean]

@cptnwoot yea nerds are just un-popular and not known as smart or modernly and technologically inclined..lol geeks are

[jelicabean]

I like a smart guy, that knows things and makes me want to listen to him and I smile when he knows what he is talking about, and geeks aren't ignorant enough to call something dumb when they don't understand, but try to find a way to understand...probably good sexually because they will know body signals..

[jelicabean]

@jelicabean To me its not about the money, but with the curiosity of knowledge money will come, Its not a must, but it makes me feel good when I'm working hard to get my own and needs some minor assistance that he will offer to help me. and etc...He doesn;t have to be the finest man in the world, but when a man is interesting and a good person, he will usually end up as "Fine as hell" in my book lol

[glassboxphotogeek1]

then convert her to geekdom. it's not hard. and stop complaining.

[ImpOverpower]

Tina Tit-Love....would love to meet her :P

[vyrrgis]

"Geeks call me !" and you previously said you had a geek boyfriend .... so that basicly means you're already cheating on him.

How i see it ... you're a slag. And you just got rejected by a stud whom you secretly get of to in your bed. NEWSFLASH !!

you ugly ! .. whaat ? you ugly ! aah-haa

Biaatch

also in your vid you're descibing gay bitches .... not geeks .. geeks are real men

I rest my case !

inb4 tl;dr

[SIEMDUNK]

totally BS

[PspForever1]

M4ke n0 s3nse l4wl 1 h4ve s3xy g1rlFr3nds 1n R34l 4nd i'm a g33k 4nd h4cke2 xD

[legohaloman30]

its obvious a gay boy faggot fucker ass raping but fucker gay 80s music loving geek made this site

[Entropy137]

This video makes me sad since I'm a geek and I'm poor.

[TheOneWhoLived]

most geeks are poor and ugly and smelly and stupid

[ireadWikipedia]

your talking about junki vs geeks, wheres the normal guy in all this hap

[SLICKDSM]

Is this guy amazingly talented or what?

[XXcomputerXXtutorial]

about damn time us geeks take over

[Captainlewa8]

@XXcomputerXXtutorial

we've been taking over for a while

[jedikight222]

well think about it, not all geeks are ugly....

[TheOneWhoLived]

most geeks dont have people skill, how are they gonna steal other girl friends when they can only talk to their mommies

[blackoutninja]

this is crazy.

non-geeks would be way better lovers than geeks, because they'll be more attractive, more understanding and not blabbing on about all kinds of science and maths crap, and much more sexy. and you don't need to be a geek to be rich and/or successful, or even clever, I know loads of really intelligent people who are no way geeks. I't time we all accept to ourselves that only attractive people should date attractive people.

peace.

[TheOneWhoLived]

exactly, this vid made no sense

[EETechs]

@blackoutninja Then according to your twisted logic, love is non existent, so only attractiveness matters. This thinking is borderline serial killer personality. I bet you are the type of person who would walk by someone dying without a second thought of helping them if they are "butt ugly" according to your standards. You are the problem of society that should not reproduce.

[blackoutninja]

@EETechs Im sorry, when?, in that statement I made did I say that personality does not matter and only attractiveness matters? I DIDN'T! stop putting words in my mouth! if you had really read what I said, you'd know that I said they're more understanding, and not always babbling on about all kinds of crap to do with their obsessive interests. I'll be fair in saying there are varying degrees of geekyness, and some geeks have some of it in their personality and some have extremes of nerdyness.

[EETechs]

@blackoutninja Why do people insist on making an issue that smart people are awkward, yet they provide all the technology we use everyday? A football player sure did not invent anything useful for humanity. Society has their logic backwards. Smart people are more important than sports type people and should be cheered on TV, not barbarians. I figured we humans got past our Roman Empire blood thirsty past. That is not the case, sadly....

[HelpSaveTheEarth2051]

Looking for a geek girlfriend right now. :)

[diamondcalves]

I'm feel like to droping a potato on this witches head. She sould go jog for the cure to the disease she inheritedwhile selling her poom poom.

(In my case)

She is preading a lie and stupidness. If this were true I can tell you things would be didderent. She comes to a geek after she is dne dirty with sloppy seconds because she wasted time on her choices being a user. Take that and use it!

[yourmommm123]

well, this woman is dumb aandd ugly... at least be nice, shit.

[angeljen808]

their like ugly ducklings!

[vegatron77]

ok baby,,, I'll call u

[JebusMcDuff]

ahhh:( i get called a geek so much by my girlfriend. . in a good way though:)

[sarith321123]

Huh, very good advice

[MelgMike53]

So, I'm a jock and a geek, this makes me like an overall winner and all american super stud right? That's awesome =]

[Raperboy228]

lol dude thats an excuse for all of you to have at least a bitty of hope in sexual live... take care

[holywaterx]

this video makes it seem like a girl would just use a geek for all the success he obtained over the years while she laughed in his face, but now since he has money, gadgets and a car she can be a nice piece of ass and leach on...

[Peculiarist]

@holywaterx

I know, right? Not the sort of girl geeks go for, because we've actually spent time thinking about what makes a good girlfriend...

[Donut0023]

lol arty u nub if you punch us in the face we shall multilply and haunt your life through the internet

[EpicFishFingers]

Geeks win out because they're nice. I win because I can treat a girl right. I talk too much about random shit, but I'm working on that. I'm also going to the gym now.

You can say I don't have a life. Yeah, I am playing Halo 3 while typing this. So what? Surely it's better than FIFA? If I wanted to play a so-called 'cool game' such as FIFA, I'd go out and play football.

There's no such thing as the typical geek anymore. There's only people who judge those who are a bit geeky.

[OCCougar88]

there nothing wrong about that

[EpicFishFingers]

Erm, what? Wrong about what?

[OCCougar88]

there is nothing wrong about a girl being b.f and g.f with a geek

[mzsherbz]

Geeks are hot!! x

[kangalanatolian]

I believed the geek gadget until you said toaster oven. Too much heat, baby.  That will never happen.

[OCCougar88]

One other big reason why a geek will be more popular to the ladies is also because they don't play macho around others, those other muscular dudes do so, and their mouth is bigger than their actions, 99.9% of the time

[oggecool]

Since by definition, a geek is an overly intellectual, generally dislikable person. I fail to see how the majority of people would just start falling in love with us geeks...

Also, if someone got together with an overly intellectual person just for the money, don't you think they would realize that? Even if that person doesn't care that he's together with a whore, chances are he could probably do better than his/hers current whore... Don't you think?

[GeekLucas]

Geeks Rule! I wish my school had more geeks i think its just me and 2 friend and i hate Jocks they are so boring and idiots and ive got a friend thats kind of popular in school and he owned a xbox 360 like a year ago and this week he discovered that the xbox can play DVDs WOW! what a discovery!

[GimliParker1996]

Agree,i have crashed and repaired my computer over 9 times and repaired it and after the 6th time i was forced into learning about the freedom of linux and that kinda started my love for computers.then i bought a psp hacked it and my brother uses it as a gba more than a psp.and since i bought it on ebay ti didn't have warranty so i had nothing to lose but bricking it.

the only thing bad aout geeks is we tend to ramble on about what people don't care about

[Emocrash]

I wish that would be true......

[tempact482]

FACE IT DUDE!

[iLickedYourWaffles]

I second trextony woo! yeah go geeks! most of you gossiping jocks and preps are going to be working in mcdonalds with your fat smoking girlfriend, while you beg your "buddy" to "borrow" $150,000. i know im exaggeratting, so what :]

[coolbut12]

fuck you bitch whats wrong with geek most of it aint true

[TrexTony117]

hell yeah us geeks rule. Fuck jocks they might of been worshipped in high school but 80% of them eventually end up in shitty jobs earning bum paychecks. How cool are ya now?

[ThatKidOverThere]

Fuck that cunt's voice.

[raystair]

a greek stole my girlfriend so i beat him up and my girlfriend still dosen't like me which is fucking bullshit.

[trudypearce]

Why not try flirting in "jaydiocity" there are many single girls and guys looking for the same as you just search for it.

[TewiInabaChan]

that is so true

[freakydill]

And she will most likely cheat on her geek with the car wash manager. Women love diamonds and BMW's, a man works long and hard to buy them for her, she gets mad because he doesn't spend enough time with her. He spends more time with her and makes less money, she bitches about that. I fail to see the difference between a women who requires a man with diamonds and a BMW, and a whore. But I'm not bitter.

[seyer13j]

OHH YEA!!!! i want a geek :p

[DarkPascual]

Chicks may dig money...but probably we alredy spend our payment check on new Magic cards, a limited edition Mass Production EVA figure or in a monthly dose of Green Lantern comics...sorry golddiggers...

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[Lucastic]

Am I a geek for being able to read that last line? :-\

[omegaweaponredux]

yeah the only problem is girls only fall for jerks.

[peddro]

jerk girls fall for jerk guys, face it.

[littlegril116]

that's not true... give them a while they will realize what they are missing...

[lookaguru]

@omegaweaponredux - That's not a problem, that's biology. Women are attracted to strong, confident, slightly arrogant, selfish and high status males. Just like we are attracted to sexy girls and not fat chicks.

So instead of bitching about women "always going for jerks" and not the sensitive emotionally unstable wussies, maybe some of you need to look at improving yourselves. Hit the gym, take some control, get your shit together and live large.

[SpeciallyInfected]

@omegaweaponredux You seem to be looking at whores. A simple method to fix this problem:

1. Try real girls.

2. ???

3. Profit!

[miinouche36]

@omegaweaponredux Not all of them. I sure don't. Then again, I am a geek myself.

[declanmd]

@omegaweaponredux shut up you cheesy cunt

[AdrianIsaacs]

I like how she talked about her boyfriend, and then only a minute or so later, she asked all the geeky guys to call her.

And yes, I'm sure many other people have pointed that out. But as I type this, there are 412 other comments and I don't feel like going through all of them. XD

[Defteats]

"Smarter than your no-KIA." Holy shit this is terrible. Bad stereotypes, not funny, horrible editing, no personality, bad writing, and this bitch is obviously trying (and failing) to read a teleprompter or cards to get her through this garbage.

Waivering thumb: mm/ - mm\ - mm| (thumbs down, execute).

[lolaxgoth]

Geeks pay attention to World of Warcraft, Larping, & Dungeons and Dragons. Lmao!

[littlegril116]

so? alot of them then know how to role play... and is that fun or what... All jocks know how to do is yell treat people like shit. and pass up a date with a girl because of a football game

[lunchgnome]

Fail

[shirtrippah]

If you're a loving guy, who is geeky and pays attention to women, don't go for a snob like this, or any other snob who wants fancy diamonds

[2012nugget]

I aint saying she's a gold digger................ She has alot to learn about people. OnePeace

[majinga623]

lol geek propaganda!

[nickwheeler69]

Who says geeks pay more attention?

That isn't even a myth.

Geeks are the only ones who make money?

Geeks are used by non-geeks who run stuff.

All are you are really doing is insulting people who aren't rich. That is a form of "class" warfare.

What interest are you trying to serve?

What sponsorship do you seek?

From a geek!

[ASweetNoob]

So...

I have a chance?

[teh1owner]

Applepie is sexy

[anonbehell]

Speaking as a geek, I don't pay attention, I'm not understanding and I'm a complete areshole. But that's because this video is just playing up old stereotypes that hold no similarity to reality.

[nickfromdtown1992]

HAHAHA wow all of that is so untrue and easily contradicted

its not geeks its the emo/scene kids

nice try though

[humanice2]

agreed with every word she said.

[EvilMan833]

... soooo if ya a geek ur cool and if ur aint u aint got no life BUT im not a geek and girls fall for me

[p849]

Lol i guess jus because someone isn't a geek they're dicks huh?

[utukk]

white people have small penis tho? they fail at life

[brageritu]

don't let me drop the N-bomb up in here

[swordfish688]

actually we have the second biggest next to black people, mexicans indians and asians fail

[Jettox]

She doesn't have the most soothing voice in the world...

[Ikkl3butt3rfly]

uuuuh...why the fuck is this even a subject if ur a ok dude ok lookin theres no conflict u should be able to get a girl geek jock loser goth emo who gives a fuck a relationship should not be based on so called classes of people

[anonbehell]

Aye, it's all about confidence, doesnt matter what kind of person you are, you just have to be confident. But lets face it, this video is more about enforcing old and flawed stereotypes.

[BeastBot194]

Lol! at 1:27 it shows DominicFear.

[nbrader]

Confidence.

[amigosdoce123]

If you are like me smart and good loking and not a geek so do all chicks go crazy?

[pkarcher511]

we r reading the porn mags bcause we've read the sex manuels biatch

[ShardedFire]

....sounds like a hater.... says "we" and "us" too much yes yes i get it, your a girl congragufreakulations on a more important note: a lot of "jocks" nowadays are really smart well...from my school at least... the whole nerd/geek are losers thing doesnt exist anymore its more like a racial diversion now: people hang out with other people who speak their own language one more thing: the reason why jocks got the ladies was cause they had a big ego future --> chicks dig geeks = geeks -> jerks

[EFDragon]

"future --> chicks dig geeks = geeks -> jerks"

congratulations that made absolutely no sense.

[DuNOv3rDoSeD]

i think it just may be ur school lol the jocks here are stupid

[amigosdoce123]

lol! do girls like geeks because the are smart and jokes because the are hot? if you are smart and hot on the same time then the girls moste love you! so girls don`t wana a geek the wana a smart and a hot guy

[TheNerdyPotato]

really?, hah ur an idiot!

geeks pay attention, are funny, sensitive, understanding, and smart...thats why thus hot girl said she liked me, a pimple faced white nerd obsessed with Nintendo

[HellspawnSpectre]

"Chicks dig money"

You got that right.

[jamalif]

This made me feel good :3

[7thS]

this girl herself is a fox, oh my god so sexy and hot

[law1ono1]

This is probably the most brain numbingly POINTLESS video i've ever seen. EVER EVER EVER !

[Sithran]

you need to cut back on the steroids.

[importsstillsuck]

Screech is a hell of a geek, he's a coke head alcoholic...and he went bankrupt buyin whores...wow this bitch is dumb

[anonbehell]

You've just described half the people I know. *sniff*

[xzpepijnzx]

i lolwutted

[OLO7]

geeks may be more sexy than jocks, but artists are sexier than geeks haha

[Cjaiceman]

not really... ;)

[GrimEreaper]

if ur a graffiti artist, yes.

[maplestory08]

lol

[Desmild]

this is just crazy

[cassiopeiatasara]

...um it's true. every girl i know is dumping their loser ass guy and going after a nerd.

[rossyboy1000]

cassie are you going out with a geek?Dont you like handsome fit men that look after themselves?

[cassiopeiatasara]

He is handsome =) or "fit" lol. Not all nerds are ugly you know.

[rossyboy1000]

LOL!! I give you six months to a year.

[cassiopeiatasara]

We've been together for a year and a half. And are engaged....

[rossyboy1000]

Congrats!!!!The geek shall inherit the earth!! peace only yanking your chain cassie

[linux23dragon2008]

Em no. We don't like sluts

[G1john87]

isnt this shit so materialistic, looks like this bitch wants attention diamonds and gadgets.

[rossyboy1000]

LOL!!!Who the fuck is she kidding?

[cassiopeiatasara]

lol i love how it's guys who keep disagreeing. but it's true.

[ZorlacOnline]

Is there such thing as a geek? This video is going to make people confused at whether or not there a geek, and not all geeks are mega-rich and can afford all them gadgets and gizmos. Your an idiot lady.

[Marijan155c]

What story wants to say:WE MUST KICK THEM EVERY DAY UNTIL THEY DONT PEE IN THEIR PANTS

[n00bz4r]

lol at fogle

[redrocket17]

of course women love money how else can they leech money of someone who has none !

[yuanyuan713]

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I did not catch what she list about the advantages of geeks .

But it's really lucky to have a geek bf :-)

[RotanAkane]

Lol Major Propaganda.

[234234234werrrrrrr]

you need a punch in the ovaries

[fetapuchi]

way to turn the world into a giant stereotype... you should probably kill yourself lady