Cancer Has Become the Number One Killer Disease

[omgheartattack]

@zaktheripper haha wow i completely forgot about this.. i wonder if anyone else caught on to my mistake it's pretty obvious hahaha

[Maphysto]

It's like John Freeman decided to write a paper.

[HellboundAlleee]

I hate to say this, but as far as high school kids' papers go, this isn't so bad. Remove the english as a second language, and you've got something that's obviously not plagiarized--totally in his own words. If the guy was able to think a little more critically, he might be able to write an excellent paper. I understood him completely, which is 75% of the battle. And since it's not for science, it seems that if it weren't for the language barrier, he could have gotten a B+.

[Franc28]

@HellboundAlleee I don't think this is a high school paper... he did say it was from a professor. 

[MrShayneOneill]

@HellboundAlleee All fine, except for one problem. It was for an english class.

[pointaken]

@HellboundAlleee

I agree. As an ESL writing teacher I thought the paper is pretty well organized into sections, and it's clearly in his own (hysterical) words. A bunch of us teachers watched this together...I was like "Well at least my students write better than that," but one of the other teachers (who teaches a lower, but still college level class) said she wished her students could write as well as this paper was written.

[y3k23k]

can you do one for jeremy lavines lightning essay

[jfuhrer89]

I bet it was translated from English into Chinese and then back into English.

[Satyridae]

"You are in the coma."

I completely lost my shit there. xDD

[EdwardWasAVampire]

DON'T BE PANIC!

[jcranma]

My goodness! I thought that was a paper for a science course. As an English term paper for an intro class, it makes sense. Don't they have workshops to help first year undergrads? That vid is not a meme. It's lacking humor.

[Doomsdesire360]

well i have bought my last pack of cigs this video is also funny why dont thye show this at schools. but i am tired all the time and a breath alot but im only 15 and i havent been smoking that long so idk

[barbarian92]

that's hilarious. i just feel bad for the person who wrote this cause they probably got butchered.

[shiita64]

lol

[gazerman65]

lol had no idea that this was an actual paper until the end. I was like, "WTF is this video?!!)

[alielhaddad]

Cancer Disease is so limited It cannot cripple love. It cannot shatter hope. It cannot erode faith. It cannot eat away peace. It cannot destroy confidence. It cannot kill friendship. It cannot shut out memories. It cannot silence courage. It cannot invade the soul. It cannot reduce eternal life. It cannot quench the Spirit. It cannot loosen the power of resurrection.

[ayrahcavaruas]

yes it can

If you die, everything dies for you. o.o

[anonymousdelivers7]

It cannot cripple those already crippled

It cannot shatter hope, except for when you're terminal

It cannot kill friendship, it can only kill you.

It cannot shut out memories, unless it's brain cancer.

It cannot silence courage, but throat cancer can silence you.

It cannot invade the soul, just the lungs, liver, breasts, and everything else in your body.

It cannot reduce eternal life, as that does not exist.

It cannot quench the Spirit, because in Soviet Russia the Spirit quenches you.

[benziel]

damn...

cancer sucks

(retarded comment lol)

[NoikoYen]

I seriously don't understand how people get into college if they can't even write a simple essay.

[Cheesegoddess]

I have no idea what's more funnier! How pro your voice is when reading these or the animation!

[Reip187]

"more funnier". Let's get this girl to write a paper!

[Cheesegoddess]

Hmmm yes, out of all the grammar mistakes, I'm the one you pick. Very well then. Good on you then sir...or madam. I can never tell.

[RockLeeGoesJUJUJU]

LOL

[omgheartattack]

"but you forget something..you are in the coma..in the hospital, with oxygen on your mouth, that is what you are doing"

oh the hilarity

[ZakTheRipper18]

@omgheartattack I prefer the way you quoted it, but that is incorrect. I hope I'm not the first to notice this...

[guineawig]

Give me a morale! I am panic! And I am cancer's patient!

[laghack]

I don't think I want to cancer anymore...

[GalaxyDancer]

I've been of having a cold. [Sniff, throathurt] IT'S NOT CANCER, IS IT?!!

[ridergirl75]

It is a Thai name...and it is a real person...my cousin taught at the school that he was in....so funny!!!

[sxycubanita159]

ya shuda passed

[garden0fgraves]

pisit pornkitti, if he's real, sounds like a thai name.

[payNattention2]

"Want some water?" "No thanks" "Wanna go poddy?" "No" "How about some food?" "Not really" "Wanna wear my pants?" "What?" AHAHahahahaa XD Also love the definition of cancer. Quote --> "Blah Blah Blah..." <--End Quote Said Cancer Life Center LMFAO! THIS PERSON IS AWSOME!!

[natzigurl92]

i think this person is AMERICAN! lol its about strange watching it in cartoon?

[Berninabelle]

I think it's pretty obvious that this student either didn't speak english and used an online translator or thought it would be funny to put a paper through a translator a few times... try puutting "Don't panic" into babelfish, translating it into spanish, then french, then whatever the heck else you want, and then back to english. I'd bet there's a way that gets you "don't be panic"

[breakdance74]

Ha i just tried that... i started with the statement 'I know everything about everyone, and there is nothing you can do about it.' and then went through this order:

1. english-dutch

2. dutch-french

3. french-spanish

4. spanish-french

5. french-greek

6. greek-english

and now i've got 'All I know with regard to each one, and I have this has there nothing this I can I make.'

Babelfish is SERIOUSLY flawed...

[NephthysAmaya]

OMFG Still laughing! xDDD

[tweetlepie]

you should have gotten an A

[gallademon]

Pissit Rules. Don't be panic as he takes over the world.

[nomiklaus]

LOL! According to cancer and everypeople, this is the best video ever. DONT BE PANIC!!!

[haveyouseenlucky]

You are in the coma ... waiting for death... and that is the answer!

[trattus]

Don't be panic!!!

Pisit will soon sweep the globe!